Post here when you're drunk

[yuds]

I'd like to announce to the world that right now I can't walk straight.

Keep this thread going and every time someone is drunk they can post in it. Should be amusing.

[BustaJ2632]

For the record, I told him to do this ;)

[BRobinsonfan]

For the record.... I just got home from my banjo lesson.... that's right... I'm taking banjo lessons... not any effete blue grass crap either... real frailing.... clawhammer, authentic banjo....

And I'm about half lit.... nothing like four our five glasses of chevas after a banjo lesson....

:-)

[Why Not?]

I'd like to announce to the world that right now I can't walk straight.

Keep this thread going and every time someone is drunk they can post in it. Should be amusing.

Maybe you can't walk, but your spelling and grammer are FLAWLESS!!!

[Max Power]

Maybe you can't walk, but your spelling and grammer are FLAWLESS!!!
Really disappointed with that as well. He even correctly spelled you're in the thread title.

[JohnD]

I'm not sure whether this thread should stay or not. But I'll defer to Tony. Since I'm closer to Yuds than I am the others here.

[MChance]

I post like I'm drunk when I really am sober.

[BustaJ2632]

I post like I'm drunk when I really am sober.
You're like the anti-Yuds!

[MChance]

You're like the anti-Yuds!

I also like to flirt with 15 year olds at Camden Yards... :eek: But I'd bet Yuds does that too. He and I are alike in some ways.

[yuds]

Owww, my head.

Btw, Chance and are alike in just about every way except for the fact that he is ripped and I"m only in the process of getting ripped.

As for my grammar, I wasn't going to spell badly on purpose. I took it very slow and used the backspace a few times. Who says I'm not a gentle drunk.

[BustaJ2632]

I GUARANTEE that i will not have a hangover tomorrow.........

BUt i should.,

I just won't.

I do have to got to the bathroom now. So time to POST!

[yuds]

I GUARANTEE that i will not have a hangover tomorrow.........

BUt i should.,

I just won't.

I do have to got to the bathroom now. So time to POST!

And Busta manages to write a drunk post with all great spelling and grammar too. An upper case letter where there shouldn't be and a comma after a period, but otherwise a wonderful drunk post. Very well thought through.

The legend lives on.

[BustaJ2632]

For the record, there was no hangover. Lots and lots of water. And there won't be tonight, but when you don't drink, that does tend to be the result.

[orioles119]

Someone has to do it...

I not as think as you drunk I am.

[JohnD]

Someone would be proud. If I let my girlfriend post here (heh heh) she'd STILL be able to post HERE right now.

[MChance]

Someone would be proud. If I let my girlfriend post here (heh heh) she'd STILL be able to post HERE right now.

I know I'd be proud, Johno.

[BustaJ2632]

Uhhh....this thread needs to be revived. Really. Even if it is a Tuesday night. Natty Boh bottles are where it's at.

[Pedro Cerrano]

Busta, between dollar buds and Yuengs and Wings you have very few reasons not to post on this thread 2-3 nights a week!

[BustaJ2632]

Maybe not tomorrow...maybe... But Thursday, expect a post. Now, bed.

[Gentile]

I plan to do some partying tonight because I'm taking tomorrow off to go watch the Florida basketball team play in Jacksonville. Sooo...I may check in later after a few drinks at Eddie C's, and post some profundity. But frankly I never go out to get drunk anymore. I just reach a happy buzz and hit the side streets home afterwards.

[GoBirds05]

Im drunk right now, 9:28 AM on Wed. I had a speach to give today in my 8 am Comm Class and thats what im worst at so i took shots from 7-7;45 to get my nerves straight. It went well btw, talkin about betting on sports, so maybe it was the Bacardi, maybe it was the subject at hand, but i did better then usaul. Keep on keepin on, and go O's.

[Hank Scorpio]

There had better be about 28 pages worth of posts on this page tonight, boys and girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NewMarketSean]

Man, to be drunk at 5:07 on a Friday. I know it's St. Patrick's Day and all, but still....

[Witchy Chick]

I'm working on it. My boyfriend is outta town for the weekend :( and my best (female) drinking bud is busy with mid-term crap (she's working on grad degree).

So, I hit the ol' liquor store on the way home and got me some "green drinks" (aforementioned boyfriend knows what they are ;) ).

So, on St. Paddy's Day, I'm home alone -- drinking green drinks, watching NCAA tourney (George Mason and Michigan St is on right now), and reading/posting on the Hangout.

Oops -- outta green drink. Gotta go get #4. :D


Witchy

[nevadaO]

Yeah, I am at work. Sometimes I really hate my job! lol

I am thinking about taking some shots though later. I mean, I DO have a full bar at my disposal! :002_sbiggrin:

[BustaJ2632]

Twelve pack of Killians, twelve pack of Guinness, and a six pack of Murphy's...which I've never had before. Anyway, my buddy and I are enjoying these evening tourney games even though this is by far the worst I've done in this tournament...

[erb8472]

Ladies and Gentlemen i am hammered i have a free coupon to get one pumic stumped, and its fabulous.....I have been drinking since 1200 o clock and i'm drunk beyond belief.

[scOtt]

Ladies and Gentlemen i am hammered i have a free coupon to get one pumic stumped, and its fabulous.....I have been drinking since 1200 o clock and i'm drunk beyond belief.
I know I'd love to get my pumic stumped...

[safoster]

St. Patty's day + College + Friday night + being alone in my apartment = Me posting on this thread at 5:50 in the morning....hammered.

Car bombs for 3.50 at the bar are awesome.

By the way, I'm kind of a big deal at beer pong.

[ScottieBaseball]

Ladies and Gentlemen i am hammered i have a free coupon to get one pumic stumped, and its fabulous.....I have been drinking since 1200 o clock and i'm drunk beyond belief.

That line alone should catapult this thread to "Classic" status.

[bobmc]

I know I'd love to get my pumic stumped...

I find it hard to believe that it hasn't been already! :002_stongue:

[Gentile]

Jeez, it took me forever to find this thread because...well, I guess you know why. I just finished listening to the Gator B-Ball victory while cleaning my pool and letting number #1 sleep off last night (shooting pool). Got seriously buzzed on ABC's Wiser's whisky. Thought I'd check in and say I'm not going anywhere (on the road) but still, for some reason, I keep giggling. The problem is, it's really freaking the dog out..and I'm supposed to feed him soon. Well, the last of the Wiser's is getting warm outside, my stomach is starting to growl...and so is the dog. Be safe, ya'll. Don't drink and drive...but I'm starting to think it's okay to drink and dive, which I'll be doing if I can get my pool finished before the sun goes down. God, I'm drifty.

[Hank Scorpio]

You know what? I could have posted on here Sunday around 3am and been entirely too drunk to type, but instead I have waiting until now. Thing is, I'm still legally drunk w/ a BAC of .83 - it was a long weekend.

Oh, wait. I meant .083.

Ugh

[Mackus]

I'm not drunk currently, but I'm posting here to commemorate my Spring Break, which was quite possibly the most fun/drunk week of my life.

I went to Panama City, Florida. We found a place that was actually a duplex where the top unit held 20 and the bottom unit held 16. So we rented both units and filled them with 38 people. The place was amazing, I was throughly shocked that they 1) let 38 idiot college kids stay in it and 2) that it only cost about $9000 for the entire week (including a $1000 sec. dep.) so it only cost us about $225 a pop for the week, certainly well worth it.

There were far too many sweet and drunk things to comment on all of them, but there were a few highlights.

The day we got there, we had all driven 16 hours after leaving at 10 pm friday night. We checked in at 3 pm after getting some lunch. Since nobody had really slept for at least one night everybody got ridiculously hammered ridiculously quickly. We pretty much all passed out by 8am. This would seem tragic for a first night, but the plus side was that we all work up at about 7am Sunday morning.

By 8am I had done 4 Jagerbombs and was ready to start my day. We spent the rest of the day drinking on the beach (which is legal there) and playing volleyball before having a huge aprty that night (we had a huge party every night except for the one night we all went to a club).

Another highlight was a keg race on Wednesday. Top v. Bottom. A few people didn't want in, so it ended up being 16 people from the top (my team) v. 14 from the bottom. However we had 6 girls and they only had 3, so it was about even. Each team tapped their kegs at 3:05 and we were done by 4:25. I had 14 beers. The final winner is still in dispute. We kicked out keg first but had 10-15 stray cups still left to be drank. We all chugged those, and in the time we drank those, the other team said they kicked their keg, even though they had approx 30 beers still left in their keg when ours was kicked. I think something fishy was up, but we didn't have a true referee.

By far the funniest thing of the week was our friend on his 22nd birthday on I think Monday. He woke up and started drinking by 8 and was absolutley housed by ab out noon, probably having 15+ drinks if not more. He decided to go in the ocean. We were on the gulf side where the biggest wave you're gonna see is about 18 inches, but it was a calm day so the biggest was about a foot. He stood in no more than a foot of water and preceded to get knocked over / fall down by every wave for a solid 15 minutes. He could not get out of the water. One of our friends geniusly videotaped him doing this for about 2 minutes before someone went and helped him out. I'll post the video here once we get it on collegehumor.

There were 2 nights I actually remember going to bed. One I made it to my bed (airmattress) and passed out immediately, the other was the last night I was there and didn't drink becauyse we left at 7am the next morning. On that night, we all went out to a Brazilian restaurant where they just carried around huge skewers of every meat you could imagine and we ate all we could. It was absolutely amazing.

It was definitely an incredible time and I'd highly recommend Panama City to any college kids looking for a good place for Spring Break, it was awesome.

[Goober Noodles]

Yay. So I'm toasted. I've been told a number of times by people on aim taht (<--too lazy_<--again) i type really well for being drunk. I think its because i actually go back and correct the mistypes, unless im too lazy to. :D

I can't wait till next week when. oh poop, thats two weeks. Can't wait until the 2nd series of thea season! WOOP WOOP!

[Mackus]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=614978906&n=2&Mytoken=E6B9DD29-12B8-125F-B516153F04645D9E23534423

Everybody enjoy this video, and note that he had already been in the water for about 10 minutes doing this.

[StoneTheCrow]

Should have posted on this thread a long time ago.....but better late than never. Tonight, in honor of the final four, it's red wine and Belgian beer. Not mixed, but in that order.

Cheers....! :002_sbiggrin:

[safoster]

http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=278541

Just thought y'all might enjoy this.

CRABCAKES AND FOOTBALL *edit* BASEBALL! THAT'S WHAT MARYLAND DOES!


Me and my roommate being idiots, we had a crazy night at the bar last night and have way too much time on our hands. I'm Vince Vaughn, and my buddy is Owen Wilson.

[Goober Noodles]

Haha well, I'm not drunk now, but I was very, very drunk Saturday night. I happened to be wearing my Flock shirt that night.

Check out some ridiculous pictures, LOL:

http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c70/goobernoodles/Holy%20Crap/

The weird part: I woke up the next morning to find my shirt near the couch completely soaked in water. The couch was wet... the blanket on the couch was entirely soaked. Even the pillows and my hat was wet. WHAT DID I DO?!?!

The only thing I can guess is that I took a shower with my clothes on... or neighbors broke in and poured water on me because I was too loud.

[Waldo]

how about this drunk picture?

http://static.flickr.com/29/51939176_4014dd572a_o.jpg

[Goober Noodles]

I'm starting to own the majoritty of the drunken posts in this thread. hahaaa

I started drinkin with my gf last night after the o's were losin 15-0... then started drinkin tonight after we kicked some !@$#@#!@!!!! YEYUHHH!!!

[Goober Noodles]

I downloaded the new tool cd, tyou guys should check it out. I tihnk it kicks ass.!

[Pedro Cerrano]

I downloaded the new tool cd, tyou guys should check it out. I tihnk it kicks ass.!

Hey man! We have grammar rules here!:002_stongue:

[2632]

I see were doing drunk pictures now...OK. Here ya go, this is taken right after my ex showed up at my birthday party and I drank myself stupid. My friend had gone to get me another vodka tonic and came back with two champagne flutes filled to the top with straight rum saying -
OK, 3 things:
1. They're out of vodka.
2. Your ex is here
3. Here, drink these.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v318/2632/?action=view&current=rumJPEG.jpg

[BustaJ2632]

Yo me and Crystal Langhorne and Kristi Toliver just got back from Benlteys! We send our love...Orioles! #1

no drunk pics from tonight...crystal and kristi having too much fun...not to mention marissa and ashleigh and shay. u'll have to satisfy urself with my profile pic, and the definition of heaven presented here: shay, kristi, and the orioles after they threw out the first pitch: http://photos-375.facebook.com/n12/142/123/5701534/n5701534_30751375_4808.jpg

[BustaJ2632]

no lie...bentleys >>>> any other bar anywhere, esp. santa fe...i need some hangouters to come out wit me to go to bentleys wit my girls and watch the o's! i know there r more hangouters in cp than just me and mac (where u been bro?) so lets go out.

[JohnD]

When I was in College Park, it was all about Cornerstone. Though apparently tha'ts changed. Back in the day it was allllllll about The Station. Tonight, it was all about the bar I live above.

[Why Not?]

So I went to the Frederick game this evening. As it happens, they serve BEER at the ballpark! Who would have thought? Seriously, big freaking cups of the stuff....cold and yummy. What really made it bad is that my buddy (best man at my wedding) was there as well. We each have two little boys. WE BOTH NOTICED THAT THEY SELL BEER AT THE STADIUM Weeeeeee! It's fun to escape responsibilty for three hours!

At the same time, it's cool to be the comforting daddy when the two-year-old gets scared because of the fireworks.

[Goober Noodles]

When I was in College Park, it was all about Cornerstone. Though apparently tha'ts changed. Back in the day it was allllllll about The Station. Tonight, it was all about the bar I live above.OWW, the admin is drunk! Freakin swet.

Anyways my friend and i are ****ing plastered, and we're having a great time watching Fear and loathing in las vegas! WOOOP WOOP


GO o'S!!!!

[Pedro Cerrano]

Goober Noodles = Official OH drunk?

[Goober Noodles]

Wow. I'm a freakin' moron.

[JohnD]

I hear it's Monday. Doens't seem like it to me.

[chad422]

Just wanted to say that I been drinkin cause it's wing night here at the local establishment. The wings were great and the beer was cold, which is always a good mix...

[ledzepp8]

Just got homre from aa neight out at the bare. left work early and told them ai Iwas sick. Drank a fet ewoo t many blue moones and then came home. This was after I found aout a I lost my debit card in the stupid atm...so I'll have to figure that out tomorro. SO tht sucks. Porbabaly shouludn't have drove home but it was ohnoly a right bup the riod.

[Goober Noodles]

Just got homre from aa neight out at the bare. left work early and told them ai Iwas sick. Drank a fet ewoo t many blue moones and then came home. This was after I found aout a I lost my debit card in the stupid atm...so I'll have to figure that out tomorro. SO tht sucks. Porbabaly shouludn't have drove home but it was ohnoly a right bup the riod.Wow. I hope you figured that **** out, but anyways, i've had a bunch of jim beam in me, and I'm pumped about bedradrs performance tonight, so yeah. LETS GO O'S.!!!

[Goober Noodles]

Just got homre from aa neight out at the bare. left work early and told them ai Iwas sick. Drank a fet ewoo t many blue moones and then came home. This was after I found aout a I lost my debit card in the stupid atm...so I'll have to figure that out tomorro. SO tht sucks. Porbabaly shouludn't have drove home but it was ohnoly a right bup the riod.
I downgraded to Vladdy, but.. uhh dude.. an AA meeting at a bar?! Isn't that a bit contradic..tor..y? (sp)

Hahahaha

Classic.

[Goober Noodles]

Oh, and drinking and driving is just pure stupid. It doesn't matter how good of a driver you think you are, **** happens.

[ledzepp8]

Oh, and drinking and driving is just pure stupid. It doesn't matter how good of a driver you think you are, **** happens.
No doubt, but it was only like 1/2 a mile.

[scOtt]

No doubt, but it was only like 1/2 a mile.
Not the point! At. All. ;)

[ledzepp8]

Not the point! At. All. ;)
I know, stop yelling at me.;)

[RShack]

I know, stop yelling at me.;)
We're your friends. You stop driving drunk and we'll stop yelling at you.

[ledzepp8]

We're your friends. You stop driving drunk and we'll stop yelling at you.
It's not something I do regularly and it wasn't that far. But yes it's stupid nonetheless.

[ledzepp8]

I's drundk and watching Connan. Evdryboyd's going to the party have a real good time....

[DuffMan]

I'm pretty awsted and just got back from the game w/ my fiance, but her parents were there too, so I had to be on good behavior. It was still a fun time, my lady's dad was pretty buzzed too and we ere havin some good drunk talk.

[Why Not?]

OK, I'm in. Hammer-time.

[ledzepp8]

I'
s wat hinm gh Ful House and dshaj and Kkmimmy gibller are gonie to a a frat paryt adn the kimmm bgite s drung and wantsl drive home and dj says her mothemo was kil3eld by t ad runk driver.

[PeteCanes]

I'
s wat hinm gh Ful House and dshaj and Kkmimmy gibller are gonie to a a frat paryt adn the kimmm bgite s drung and wantsl drive home and dj says her mothemo was kil3eld by t ad runk driver.

this dude done did. he hwooiyyystedddddddddd.






that's wasted in non drunk speak.

[Pedro Cerrano]

I'
s wat hinm gh Ful House and dshaj and Kkmimmy gibller are gonie to a a frat paryt adn the kimmm bgite s drung and wantsl drive home and dj says her mothemo was kil3eld by t ad runk driver.

Translation: I'm watching that episode of Full House where Kimmy Gibler goes with DJ to a frat party and Kimmy gets very drunk and wishes to drive home. However, DJ protests because her mother was killed by a drunk driver.

[scOtt]

Stewardess, can I help? I speak jive. :p

[Goober Noodles]

I'
s wat hinm gh Ful House and dshaj and Kkmimmy gibller are gonie to a a frat paryt adn the kimmm bgite s drung and wantsl drive home and dj says her mothemo was kil3eld by t ad runk driver.Wow, I've been one upped. Party tonight though, if I find this thread, watch out. :D

[Pedro Cerrano]

Tony, John, SB, anyone? Can we please please please give Goober Noodles the custom title of "OH Town Drunk" instead of "Major Leagues"? I think that would be simply fantastic.

[twoBshorty]

I'
s wat hinm gh Ful House and dshaj and Kkmimmy gibller are gonie to a a frat paryt adn the kimmm bgite s drung and wantsl drive home and dj says her mothemo was kil3eld by t ad runk driver.

Best. Post. Ever.

[Mashed Potatoes]

Hey lok at me im goober noodles i drink when im drunk and i post on orioels hangout when im done with me girlfeind.

[NewMarketSean]

After a hard day's work helping the in-laws install some Pergo flooring I drank 4 Natty Boh's and had a glass of Irish Mist on the rocks while floating around in their pool. After an hour drive home, I feel pretty good right now.

[Mashed Potatoes]

After a hard day's work helping the in-laws install some Pergo flooring I drank 4 Natty Boh's and had a glass of Irish Mist on the rocks while floating around in their pool. After an hour drive home, I feel pretty good right now.

NMS, I believe this thread is post here when you're drunk, not post here when you're comfortably buzzed. Capitalizations? No spelling errors? Decent grammer? No, no, I don't buy this at all. Drink 4 boilermakers and a couple more Bohs then come back.

[ScottieBaseball]

Stewardess, can I help? I speak jive. :p

Easily one of the top 10 funniest movie moments ever. Wally and the Beav's mom speaking jive?!?! "Jus hang loose, blood..."

[Pedro Cerrano]

Easily one of the top 10 funniest movie moments ever. Wally and the Beav's mom speaking jive?!?! "Jus hang loose, blood..."

Surely you can be serious?!

[ScottieBaseball]

Surely you can be serious?!

I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.

[chad422]

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Pedro Cerrano]

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

[scOtt]

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home...

[Spoonless]

HAHA. Wrote this last night in here, but didn't hit "post." It was buried in my Firefox tabs:



OK, so I got out of work at 8, after much hard work (no really, lettering t-shirts for a living is hard work). Went to Miller's Crossing with the guys (gf not down for dinking toinght). 5 of us. 6 pitchers in an hour and a half. 1 for each ofus, 1 to split. Generous guysm, you know. Then off to Finnegan's Wake. I buy round of shots, and have a few gin&tonics.
haha did i type dinking? i meant drinking, but dhe might not be upp for dinking eithr. anywayssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
gin &tonics lead to something bartender said 'green wizard'? or 'green lizard>?" tasted like crap. think it was 151 with som eliquer i don't know. off to bOston billiards for some pool and booze. shot girls were hot. glad gf didn't come out. kinda. she hustles at pool. scratched on the 8 twice. dave goes 9-0 on the night. wouldve hadhinm both times. Headed to Murphy's. black&tans. put 'street fighting man' on th jukebox. had a mudslide on teh rocks or somthig. wit was good.
then we went to ri-Ra. apparently it was irish night for us. tehy have good food
if your'e not vegetraaian. tehn ou eat slad/. triedn to hit up johnny rockest rockets* but it was close. bought new beisbol glove. 20% odd. wanted teh rawlings but it was $70/ Mizuno was $50 plu had miggy in teh little booklet. like miggy uses this glove/ he prolly uses $180 version of it. s*** flyin out to catch grounders adn s**. don"t say s***( say poo. 'course maybe miggy is usin the $50 glove with his defense. nnot recently though.

gf called "you drunk" "nahhhhh" "you sure" "yeahhhhhh" "you ok?" "yeahhhhhhhh" "ok.......talk to you tomoeeow?" "yeahhhhhh...i love you babe" "love you too." that a sweet convo. i said what, like 6 words or something. she knew i was drunk. shoulda said so. i'm not that bad though. lying. i never lie. just about being drunk or someting. nothing important.

weird taking a cab everywhere. nobody wanted to dd.

chris home from the coast gurad fo w eek or so,. last time i heard from him h e was claling fme from a bar in mexico wicked drunk. for those folks not from the NE area, we still use 'wicked' get over it. pffffffft/

haha teh p'ost here when drunk for'u needs to be easier to find. maybe i should just bookmark it. i always forget to post, and never can find it. di d younght . licky you. i bet i fi hit spell check i can amuse myself foro a nother hour.

but i digress.

i hve a windo wfan on oa chair blowing hot air at me. i lost my psp. i wanted to opay socom before i pass out. ih wel. sorry to have kept oyou uo. goodnight. don't drink and drive
you drink and drive you lose.

this message brought to you by thestate of rhode island.

[chad422]

Canadiannn beer and wings are the cats pajamaas....yeah!

[DuffMan]

I'm drunks just got home from the game and mcyh cheek hurts. A yankee bum punched me in tha face at the end of the game. Wimpy punch though.

[ScottieBaseball]

ScottieBaseball is faced! I'm a member of Red Brick Station's Growler Club, and I polished off a jug of blueberry ale this evening. My thoguths? Watching Steve Mcnair tonight nearly took my breath away. Boller's stats looked good, but he was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo mechanical. Brian St. Pierre looked like Kyle Boller in his first game against the Steelers in '04.

[Mashed Potatoes]

Pooooooooop!!!!!!!!

[BustaJ2632]

Watching Steve Mcnair tonight nearly took my breath away.

You and me both. Great to see that.

My lack of substantial contributions to this thread lately bothers me. It is a situation I can and will remedy ASAP.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

You and me both. Great to see that.

My lack of substantial contributions to this thread lately bothers me. It is a situation I can and will remedy ASAP.

I've made no substantial contributions to this thread at all, so I'm remedying that now. I officially think women suck.... and not in a good way. They all say that men are a-holes and that they want a nice guy. That's total BS. Women all love the a-hole. They are always attracted to the guy that treats them like crap. What is that about? I'm not sure I could every be a full fledged a-hole, but I might at least start down that path.

On a side note, car bombs are incredible. The person who invented them should get the Nobel. Nothing gets me slurring like a few car bombs. Let's all raise a glass to this wonderful invention!

P.S. I know I'm a nerd because I keep checking my grammar and spelling. It's almost 4am for god sakes, why do I care? Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! Oh well, I'm a nerd. Oooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[BillySmith]

You know what is so funny is when you're out on the golf course by yourself, playing hooky from work, and you imagine that the housewife in the house overlooking the 3rd green sees you and comes out and invites you in for crazy -- relations. It's so funny when that happens.

[yuds]

You know what is so funny is when you're out on the golf course by yourself, playing hooky from work, and you imagine that the housewife in the house overlooking the 3rd green sees you and comes out and invites you in for crazy -- relations. It's so funny when that happens.

NO WAY! The legend that is BillySmith is hammered! Rock on!

And get it on with that woman from the house on the 3rd green! YEAH!

[MChance]

You know what is so funny is when you're out on the golf course by yourself, playing hooky from work, and you imagine that the housewife in the house overlooking the 3rd green sees you and comes out and invites you in for crazy -- relations. It's so funny when that happens.

That'd be a dream come true. Something straight out of a Briana Banks "movie". I love it!

[yuds]

That'd be a dream come true. Something straight out of a Briana Banks "movie". I love it!

She's really a tasty piece of meat, that Brianna. Chance, can't you work some of your magic on her and maybe get us all a quick go-around with her?

[MChance]

She's really a tasty piece of meat, that Brianna. Chance, can't you work some of your magic on her and maybe get us all a quick go-around with her?

I don't think my magic is strong enough. However, I can take a page out of the old OriolesJim book of flirting with girls. Something about an Eiffel Tower?

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

I don't think my magic is strong enough. However, I can take a page out of the old OriolesJim book of flirting with girls. Something about an Eiffel Tower?

I've actually used that line a few times recently. Who knows, I might use it again tonight. Let the games begin!

[BustaJ2632]

My lack of substantial contributions to this thread lately bothers me. It is a situation I can and will remedy ASAP.


I no longoewe need ro be bothered. How I lasted til day 9 in College Park to get to Cstone this year i will never know. But now everything is better. And there could be more stuff coming to tishi thread tmoorrow. wnjoy!!

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

I no longoewe need ro be bothered. How I lasted til day 9 in College Park to get to Cstone this year i will never know. But now everything is better. And there could be more stuff coming to tishi thread tmoorrow. wnjoy!!


There were no new contributions, Busta, what's the deal?

I'm not all that banged up at this point, but it is 3:45am, so I figured I'd post nonetheless. Tonight I reaffirmed in my own mind that car bombs are way better than jager bombs. It's not even close. Clearly Natty Boh is much better than the crap Miller and Bud Lites I had tonight too. Aside from Sam Adams, does America brew a decent beer?

I sat with a girl tonight who was totally stuck up. She didn't really talk to anyone, and once I was able to make conversation, I kind of wished I hadn't. She'd look at a guy and say "I can't believe he's wearing that" or "He's totally not my type." Unreal. Like she's suddenly the most desirable woman on the planet. I wish I had some duct tape to tape her mouth shut. Women......:confused:

[MCL1021]

You no likey Yuengling? And Miller Lite's not all that bad, although most times I drink Yuengling and I do like Sam Adams's Summer Ale which is amazing.

[MCL1021]

Add my name to the list of those who have posted on this thread when drunk. Yuengling all night. :002_sbiggrin:

It's about 4 AM, eating a delicious WAWA sub...and about to go to sleep here shortly. GO RAVENS!

[Mashed Potatoes]

Bad news liver, we have a fully functional keggerator at our house now.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

You no likey Yuengling? And Miller Lite's not all that bad, although most times I drink Yuengling and I do like Sam Adams's Summer Ale which is amazing.

Yuengling isn't bad, it's much better than the Millers and Buds of the world. However, it's still not a "good" beer in my opinion. To me it's a beer you drink to get drunk, not a beer you drink to enjoy. Of course when I "enjoy" enough Sam Adams I end up getting drunk, so maybe I should worry less about the beer and more about the buzz.


It's about 4 AM, eating a delicious WAWA sub...and about to go to sleep here shortly. GO RAVENS!

Mmmmm..... late night.......


Bad news liver, we have a fully functional keggerator at our house now.

When we bought our house there was a really nice wet bar in the basement. And you better believe there is a keggerator built into the bar. We haven't hooked it up yet, but we will be soon. I wish you all could see our basement, it's a thing of beauty. Miggy, wish your liver good luck for me.

[Mackus]

Bad news liver, we have a fully functional keggerator at our house now.
Did you buy it or build it?

We and my roomates want to get one. They have them at Best Buy for about $350. Or, we can get a kit for about $100 to turn a regular fridge into a kegerator. The problem is we can't find any fridge that is sized like a kegerator other than actual kegerators. I'm not sure a full-sized fridge would fit nicely in our basement drinking area.

[Mashed Potatoes]

When we bought our house there was a really nice wet bar in the basement. And you better believe there is a keggerator built into the bar. We haven't hooked it up yet, but we will be soon. I wish you all could see our basement, it's a thing of beauty. Miggy, wish your liver good luck for me.

Screw my liver he doesn't have a say in the matter. If he had a choice he would've packed up his bags and peaced out a long time ago. Best of luck with your bar, you better throw some bangin parties with that thing. I'm very happy for you.


Did you buy it or build it?

We and my roomates want to get one. They have them at Best Buy for about $350. Or, we can get a kit for about $100 to turn a regular fridge into a kegerator. The problem is we can't find any fridge that is sized like a kegerator other than actual kegerators. I'm not sure a full-sized fridge would fit nicely in our basement drinking area.

There was already an old fridge in our living room area when we moved in that's larger than a keggerator but not full size. We bought the parts and assembled it ourselves. I can't put into words how wonderful it is. I get a little teary eyed every time I pull on the lever and cold brew pours out. It's just SO EASY!

Every decision now it's like should I...

A: Go to class
B: Skip class and pour myself a frosty one

A: Do my homework
B: Screw homework and pour myself a frosty one (though these activities can be combined)

A: Go to sleep
B: Start drinking heavily

My Orioles recliner is literally 5 feet from the tap.

[chad422]

Been drinkin and weatin wings again...what a wonderfull worldd we live in!

[Icterus galbula]

*****es ain;t **** buts ho's and ticks. I dunno main. Tylerfest happened befoer the real weekend this year.

[MPK76]

Okay. Almost drunk. I guess taht's what happens when I drink a 12 pack by myself..oh well. Anyway, a couple of warped observations....

Orioles:
Bullpen Sucks
Team getting the losing mentality

Ravens:
Defense is looking great
Offense is kindaa remindin me of Kyle Boller days...(don't yell at me)

Home improvements:
Unless I did the work myself, do you realize how expensive it is to get work done?? I just spent almost 7 grand for new windows at my house..and it's a rancher!!!

Gas prices:
I'm glad to see prices are dropping...finaly...must have been the summer. I don't think they'd lower their prices cause they'd be investigated for price gouging...:002_smad:

Election signs:
I don't kno about you, bu I am getting sick and tired of seeing election signs all over the place.....

[Mashed Potatoes]

Last night I started by playing 6 games of 1 v 1 ruit. Then had a couple more bronsons and some crazy mixed rum drink in a zebra mug. Went out to a party with the zebra mug I took from another house and used it all night to refill from the kegs. Later on I see the girl whose mug it was, she claimed she was going to kick my ass. So I drunkenly told her to bring it on and that I could crush her. Surprisingly she accepted immediately put me in a headlock and tried to take me to the ground, but I slipped out of it and she fell on her ass then was too embarrassed to continue.

Corey: 1
Significantly larger girl: 0

Next thing I know I wake up in bed full and my heart really hurts. I look down and there's 21 dollars worth of sausage and green pepper pizza that I'd consumed. It literally felt like my heart was going to explode. Anywho all better now, probably do it again tonight.



College

[Pedro Cerrano]

I Heart Miggy may have overtaken Goober Noodles as OH official drunk. Anyone second the motion?

[Mashed Potatoes]

I Heart Miggy may have overtaken Goober Noodles as OH official drunk. Anyone second the motion?

I'm the juggernaut *****!!!!!!

[Icterus galbula]

I'm the juggernaut *****!!!!!!


YOUR AWAY MESSAGE SAYS PIWOW!!!!!!

And Mr. TejadaTheyFall, Corey (IHM) isn't even an abberation among my home friends. We do it real big and we do it often. Call it what you wanna call it...

[kalyboy]

Drunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[BustaJ2632]

So, it's Monday night. But I decided that Monday night would be theideal night to go out to ehthe bars. And that decision was the correc tonte. Jack and Cokes fill meup right....lto the tune of about 9 of them, plus a couple beers, a cran vodka, and a coupele jagerbombs. Mind you, I have class in a few hours. God I'm gonna miss this next fal;ll.

[JohnD]

If I didn't have to worry about other people's perceptions about me, I would totally make this thread look like amateur hour. Not one of you would compare to me. Oh well. Tonight I'm the epitome of sober. That won't be the case some other night this week.

[Hank Scorpio]

If I didn't have to worry about other people's perceptions about me, I would totally make this thread look like amateur hour. Not one of you would compare to me. Oh well. Tonight I'm the epitome of sober. That won't be the case some other night this week.

Oh, don't let that stop you John, our perceptions of you aren't all that high anyways... ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D

Seriously, though - what are you doing up at 3:03am if you were the "epitome of sober"?

[JohnD]

I'm a night owl, not a morning person.

[Mackus]

I had a nice night last night after my BSSC wiffleball league game. Went out to a bar for some flip-cup and decided I needed to do some shots of Jager because, well, it was Monday.

[Mashed Potatoes]

If I didn't have to worry about other people's perceptions about me, I would totally make this thread look like amateur hour. Not one of you would compare to me.

Strong words John, strong words. But if you want to come for the title of official OH drunk you best come stronger than that.

Too scared about people judging you to expose your true self? Weak sauce.

[JohnD]

Does your resume identify you as "I Heart Miggy?"

[Mashed Potatoes]

Does your resume identify you as "I Heart Miggy?"

Touche salesman

[BustaJ2632]

I Heart Miggy + BustaJ2632 > John-OH on any weekend night, no doubt. That includes Thursday, and I don't even know if IHM drinks Thursdays, but I'll cover him.....rails at cstone will take care of that. It Is On.

[JohnD]

Busta, you have nothing. My best Thursday at Cornerstone blows away any that you've ever had. Especially if you've never closed off an entire campus parking lot by yourself.

[Mashed Potatoes]

I Heart Miggy + BustaJ2632 > John-OH on any weekend night, no doubt. That includes Thursday, and I don't even know if IHM drinks Thursdays, but I'll cover him.....rails at cstone will take care of that. It Is On.

We have a keggerator in our house, there's really no night where beer isn't consumed. Sophomore year I actually made thursdays popular on campus by starting "blackout thursdays" in our dorm suite/fraternity house (we got kicked off campus). The title says it all, luckily the girl I was hooking up with at the time got drunk but could remember stuff, so there were stories aplenty. Tonight however I'm not asleep because I've got the flu.

Cornerstone's alright but if you want a true middle America experience. Come to The Palms in Lexington, VA. It's a wonderful mixture of townies, Keydets from the Virginia Militrary Institute, and W+L preps.

For the record my new favorite drunk song is "I Only Wear My White Tees Once (remix)" by The Federation. Hyphy movement in full effect!

[Mackus]

Busta, you have nothing. My best Thursday at Cornerstone blows away any that you've ever had. Especially if you've never closed off an entire campus parking lot by yourself.
I'd be down for joinging a drinking contest.

But if we're gonna do it, lets do it right.

Keg Race.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

I'd be down for joinging a drinking contest.

But if we're gonna do it, lets do it right.

Keg Race.

This could get interesting.

[Mackus]

This could get interesting.
Keg races are the most fun thing ever. I've been involved with 2. The first was two teams of 12, took 1:14 minutes (the 2nd place team finished about 15 seconds after the winning team). The second was two teams of 15, but the team I was on had 4 girls who had like 6 beers each. Took under an hour (exact time not known because time-keeper was also a contestant and didn't remember so well).

You haven't been drunk until you and 10 buddies empty a keg in under an hour. Man, thats fun.

[Mashed Potatoes]

Keg races are the most fun thing ever. I've been involved with 2. The first was two teams of 12, took 1:14 minutes (the 2nd place team finished about 15 seconds after the winning team). The second was two teams of 15, but the team I was on had 4 girls who had like 6 beers each. Took under an hour (exact time not known because time-keeper was also a contestant and didn't remember so well).

You haven't been drunk until you and 10 buddies empty a keg in under an hour. Man, thats fun.

Freshman year after final cuts all the lacrosse freshman had to start off the night by killing a keg. There were 11 of us, and the tap was not allowed to stop. So we all had cups and just stood in line, filled up, got back in line and had to kill our drink before we got back to the front. I forgot what the exact time was but it was literally as fast as you could possibly drink it. I can proudly say I was the only one who didn't puke his face off. Thanksgiving break you guys wanna do an OH keg race? I know MatosIsGod is down, and that giant can put down some liquid.

[rolliefingers]

Freshman year after final cuts all the lacrosse freshman had to start off the night by killing a keg. There were 11 of us, and the tap was not allowed to stop. So we all had cups and just stood in line, filled up, got back in line and had to kill our drink before we got back to the front. I forgot what the exact time was but it was literally as fast as you could possibly drink it. I can proudly say I was the only one who didn't puke his face off. Thanksgiving break you guys wanna do an OH keg race? I know MatosIsGod is down, and that giant can put down some liquid.You name the place and time. I'll beeee dat.

[2632]

I'll be in town over Thanksgiving. And I'll uh...watch.
If I were to participate I'd surely black out and then spend 24 hrs praying for death. And ItalianStallion has seen what happens when I black out...

[rolliefingers]

I'll be in town over Thanksgiving. And I'll uh...watch.
If I were to participate I'd surely black out and then spend 24 hrs praying for death. And ItalianStallion has seen what happens when I black out...Damn! I thought you'd have been all over that...

[2632]

Damn! I thought you'd have been all over that...
You just want to see me get drunk and make out with everyone. You don't have to deal with the hangover the next day...

[rolliefingers]

You just want to see me get drunk and make out with everyone. You don't have to deal with the hangover the next day...I'll hold your hair back as you puke.

For a while. Then I'll laugh at you.

[2632]

I'll hold your hair back as you puke.

For a while. Then I'll laugh at you.

Yeah....no. Still doesn't sound too appealing.

[Mackus]

You just want to see me get drunk and make out with everyone. You don't have to deal with the hangover the next day...
Neither will you if you just keep drinking.

You can't get hungover if you stay drunk!

[erb8472]

You just want to see me get drunk and make out with everyone. You don't have to deal with the hangover the next day...

I'll rub your back. :D

[erb8472]

You name the place and time. I'll beeee dat.

Depending on where it's at I'm down.

[Icterus galbula]

Thanksgiving break you guys wanna do an OH keg race? I know MatosIsGod is down, and that giant can put down some liquid.


What he said, and speaking of large men, John-OH has been talking some smack in this thread, can he put a keg where his mouth is???

[BustaJ2632]

In, and I suggest we follow up our keg race with an hour-long warm down. A power hour-long warm down.

Or a flip cup tournament. Whatever works.

[AgentOrange]

In, and I suggest we follow up our keg race with an hour-long warm down. A power hour-long warm down.

Or a flip cup tournament. Whatever works.


See, now you are getting out of control!

"Busta, what it is right now?! Busta, what it is right now?!"

[Pedro Cerrano]

Provided I'm in the Baltimore area at the time of this race I am in (and worthy of a #1 overall pick I must say).

[BaltiJo]

OK, so back to the intent of this thread....posting while drunk. Well, I'm drunk. I sure am posting, too. Many thanks to the kind folks of Leadbetters Tavern in Fells Point for helping to make this post possible. I'd also like to thank my family, my friends, and my publicist.


Gloryyyyy glory halleluuuuuyaaaaaaaaaa.

Glorrrrryyyy glory hallleluuuuuyaaaaa.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

Drunkeness is incredible. The Towson Diner at 3am is amazing. I love drunk women. Good thing I have to get up in 4 hours.

Keg races....yes. Let's get it on. I'm sure I'll end up puking my brains out, but what the hell. I'll get my Legends out and we'll do it up right. We just need some women around to make it interesting. They'd have no idea. Ding Ding!!!

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

Someone else post so I can write back. It's only 4:30 in the morning. I'm going to get bored in a minute.

I ate late night with Mr. Greengenes tonight. They love some of my friends. Hell, they love me too cuz I'm F'in hilarious. Dagger!

[yuds]

Wow. You guys need some help. Either that or we need to rename this board Alcoholic Orioles Fans Hangout.

[Mackus]

Either that or we need to rename this board Alcoholic Orioles Fans Hangout.
You're only an alcoholic if you can't quit. If you just don't want to quit, you're in the clear :)

[cindyluvsbrady]

Wow. You guys need some help. Either that or we need to rename this board Alcoholic Orioles Fans Hangout.
LOL Yuds:D !

[cindyluvsbrady]

Drunkeness is incredible. The Towson Diner at 3am is amazing. I love drunk women. Good thing I have to get up in 4 hours.

Keg races....yes. Let's get it on. I'm sure I'll end up puking my brains out, but what the hell. I'll get my Legends out and we'll do it up right. We just need some women around to make it interesting. They'd have no idea. Ding Ding!!!
When my son goes to TSU Please dont hang out with him. your a bad boy:eek:

[The Wedge]

When my son goes to TSU Please dont hang out with him. your a bad boy:eek:

When your son goes to TSU, someone will have invented a time machine so he could travel back to before 1996. :D

And Towson Diner might be fun at 3 am, but at 5 am it's freakin' scary.

[cindyluvsbrady]

When your son goes to TSU, someone will have invented a time machine so he could travel back to before 1996. :D

And Towson Diner might be fun at 3 am, but at 5 am it's freakin' scary.
Great Idea!! Thanks!:)

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

When my son goes to TSU Please dont hang out with him. your a bad boy:eek:

Define bad.... ;)

I was just making random observations as they popped into my head. To be honest I can't recall what I was even writing about. Most nights tend to blend together. When we do it, we do it right!


And Towson Diner might be fun at 3 am, but at 5 am it's freakin' scary.

I'm not sure I want to know, but if you feel like sharing go ahead. I'll just continue to leave before 4am so I'll be in the clear.

[BustaJ2632]

I'm considering joinging the OH swoccer league. Thats how drunk I am. Nuff said.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

I'm considering joinging the OH swoccer league. Thats how drunk I am. Nuff said.

Soccer and drinking go hand in hand. Almost all of the teams I've played on recently have been sponsored by bars. You go play and then go drink. It's a match made in heaven!

[bgfield]

I finally get to participate in this thread, though I have nothing to add. Carry on!

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

I had a party Saturday night. We decided to build a drink wheel to spice things up. (It was like a money wheel. They use them at CVP and the Turtle in Towson.) I don't want to say it was the greatest idea we've ever had, but it sure was close. Every time we spun the wheel we ended up pouring 10+ shots. Intoxication followed. I highly recommend this to anyone who's thinking about throwing a party.

[BustaJ2632]

Beer pong + flip cup + all out coed wrestling (wrestling? yes, wrestling...not sure why but I'm not complaining) = worn out but happy BustaJ.

[BustaJ2632]

Welcome to Monday night when you only have 12 credits. I think I had 9 Jack n Cokes. I think.

Oh snap I made two straight posts on this thread. I dunno whether to be proud or not. Let's go with proud. You gotsta catch up, beotches!

[Mackus]

Welcome to Monday night when you only have 12 credits. I think I had 9 Jack n Cokes. I think.

Oh snap I made two straight posts on this thread. I dunno whether to be proud or not. Let's go with proud. You gotsta catch up, beotches!
I hate you. I just got off an 18 hour day at work. I miss CP like a motherf***er.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

It's been over three weeks since someone made a post in this thread. I'm thoroughly disappointed in everyone, including myself. I'm only half drunk, but that's ok. I'm trying to restore order to this board. How can you be an O's fan and not drink? Unacceptable. Step up to the plate, O's fans, and start being the alcoholics you always knew you could be.

By the way, you have no idea about The Legends (http://www.myspace.com/thelegendspage).

[BustaJ2632]

Just because I havent posted here in 3 weeks doesnt mean I havent fulfilled the dream of this thread. I'm watching an impala drink from the African watering hole now, and that water buffalo stampede a few hours ago is going to keep me watching this video for a few mroe hours.

[cindyluvsbrady]

Welcome to Monday night when you only have 12 credits. I think I had 9 Jack n Cokes. I think.

Oh snap I made two straight posts on this thread. I dunno whether to be proud or not. Let's go with proud. You gotsta catch up, beotches!
Stop trying to fool me!:mad: I know your a good boy!:D

[cindyluvsbrady]

It's been over three weeks since someone made a post in this thread. I'm thoroughly disappointed in everyone, including myself. I'm only half drunk, but that's ok. I'm trying to restore order to this board. How can you be an O's fan and not drink? Unacceptable. Step up to the plate, O's fans, and start being the alcoholics you always knew you could be.

By the way, you have no idea about The Legends (http://www.myspace.com/thelegendspage).
I am an O fan that doesnt drink:)
Who can say they love the Os more than me?:)

[The Wedge]

I'm not sure I want to know, but if you feel like sharing go ahead. I'll just continue to leave before 4am so I'll be in the clear.

Oh, sorry I'm so late on this, but once after me and a coworker finished cleaning up a late night gig at the Towson Center (this summer), we hit the Diner at about 5 am. There was this Greek family there, and us two. That was it. These two women came in, and were part of the family. From what we could hear (which was alot, since we were inexplicably sitting right across from them in an otherwise empty diner) she had eloped and was now trying to beg forgiveness of her patriarchs. The patriarchs? Really really P'O'ed. They are loooooud about it. So me and my coworker keep looking over like WTF? So we keep getting stares back like Mind your own business, or we'll kill you. Since we didn't feel like dying, we tried our best to ignore the goings on, which was pretty much impossible. It's like trying to have a conversation in an industrial factory.

[Hank Scorpio]

I just got home from a bar up here in Hanover. After getting out of (my friend's car), I tripped over the curb.

Then I got up and staggered to the door, opened it and tripped over the step into the house. I ate some Funions and now I'm gonna watch the Simpsons and sleep in my shoes. That's a marker-offense in someone else's house.

That's a hell of a caucasian there, Jackie.

[2632]

Well, Mr. Italianstallion/Chris and I just went out tonight and hey, here I am in the drunk thread. Brewer's Art = happy.
It has taken entirely tooooo long to type this message accurately.


k, night.

[bigloe]

I am an O fan that doesnt drink:)
Who can say they love the Os more than me?:)


There is a difference between love and obsession.

[Mashed Potatoes]

Well, Mr. Italianstallion/Chris and I just went out tonight and hey, here I am in the drunk thread. Brewer's Art = happy.
It has taken entirely tooooo long to type this message accurately.


k, night.

I was just at the Owl Bar on Wednesday, it was packed! Ropewalk last night.

[MCL1021]

Just because I havent posted here in 3 weeks doesnt mean I havent fulfilled the dream of this thread. I'm watching an impala drink from the African watering hole now, and that water buffalo stampede a few hours ago is going to keep me watching this video for a few mroe hours.

I keep missing this stuff?? What time does this stuff usually happen? haha...whenever I look at it, NOTHING GOES ON!

[cindyluvsbrady]

There is a difference between love and obsession.
There is!:eek: Thanks for telling me!:rolleyes:

[cindyluvsbrady]

I was just at the Owl Bar on Wednesday, it was packed! Ropewalk last night.
I know Ive been to Owl bar .It sounds so familar.Isnt Ropewalk in Bel Air?

[The Rick]

Good thing I didn't see this thread Wednesday night. Boy did I get trashed, what a hungover Thanksgiving I had.

[2632]

Good thing I didn't see this thread Wednesday night. Boy did I get trashed, what a hungover Thanksgiving I had.
Hungover thanksgiving? OUCH.

[PeteCanes]

Good thing I didn't see this thread Wednesday night. Boy did I get trashed, what a hungover Thanksgiving I had.


Yeah, I felt like some sort of mollusk on Thursday morning, but I managed to recover in time to drink my Uncle's homebrew.

[DuffMan]

I'm wasted
and the ravens just .ost
and my fantasy tema is strugglin

[DuffMan]

I'm wasted
and the ravens just .ost
and my fantasy tema is strugglin

[Hank Scorpio]

tonight was just flat out unpleasant.

[Pedro Cerrano]

I know Ive been to Owl bar .It sounds so familar.Isnt Ropewalk in Bel Air?

Federal Hill.

[Mashed Potatoes]

I am miserable san diego

[Pedro Cerrano]

I am miserable san diego

Hit up the Gaslamp District. I think that's what it's called.

[erb8472]

Ladies and Gentlemen i am hammered i have a free coupon to get one pumic stumped, and its fabulous.....I have been drinking since 1200 o clock and i'm drunk beyond belief.

I plan on trying to get back to this level Saturday. :D

[Hank Scorpio]

I plan on trying to get back to this level Saturday. :D

Good work outta you.

I'll be passed out upstairs at Grumpies Pour House tonight if anyone needs me.

[erb8472]

Good work outta you.

I'll be passed out upstairs at Grumpies Pour House tonight if anyone needs me.

I haven't been out in a while with work and all but Saturday night my buddies Fraternity is having a big basement party so I'll be doing that. Really kinda excited to be honest need to get my drinking shoes back on.

[BustaJ2632]

....................That was a happy few hours. The next few hours, who knows. Mac, you gotta come back down soon man, we missed ya down here,

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

The Lodge, the Legends, women, music, beer, shots, and one hell of a theme night. Yes, tonight was unreal. I wish you all could have seen the 1920's gangster costumes that were in effect tonight. I haven't had that much fun in a long time. When we do it, we do it right. It was my boy's birthday and he was puking in the bathroom before midnight. Early and often, get in get out. Yes!

To the right!!!!!

[CrimsonTribe]

How did I never find this thread before???? I just ordered a pizza which I do not need for no reason. I guess I belong in this thread.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

Designated what?

I had to hold back at the bar, so when I got home I polished off a nice bottle of wine. Being drunk on wine is so much better than being drunk on beer or liquor. It's much smoother. I don't feel bloated, I don't feel sick. I'm not trying to drink wine at a bar, but at my house....game on. We're entertaining guests from NY this weekend. They're upset because the bars close at 2 here as opposed to 4 in NY. Why is it that I'm still up and they're passed out? Exactly. They don't know about Bmore!!!!!!

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pedro Cerrano]

I've been drinking since 2 pm cuz it was my last day of the semester

I'm done baby!!

Someone give me rep, I wanna have a light green pip!!

P.S. Bud light and bowling for .50 a game and Madden 2007 = awesome life.

[Mackus]

I definitely didn't make it into work today.

Got a little ridiculous with the birthday drinking. But I did wake up with some girl's phone number and email on my hand and a text message on my phone, so apparently i was coherent enough to pull that, even though I don't remember it.

[erb8472]

I definitely didn't make it into work today.

Got a little ridiculous with the birthday drinking. But I did wake up with some girl's phone number and email on my hand and a text message on my phone, so apparently i was coherent enough to pull that, even though I don't remember it.

Hopefully the text message included her picture. :D

[Mackus]

Hopefully the text message included her picture. :D
No but facebook does, and I gotta say I'm not disappointed at all!

[The Rick]

Okay, so i'm drunk.

I went to a good friend's house for a Christmas party. I've had about 8 shots, 3 or 4 of which were Soco Amaretto Lime, and the remaining were Jaeger bombs. I also had 3 beers, (2 Sam Adam's and 1 Red Stripe). I've lost about 95 lbs in the last 6 1/2 months, and my tolerance is extremely low. Needless to say, i'm going to be extremely hungover and unproductive at work tomorrow. But it was worth it.

Among the songs I played on the piano tonight at the party were:
Piano Man - Billy Joel
Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton

It was a great time. I'm 21 years old and these are the times i'll cherish forever, living it up.

[The Rick]

I definitely didn't make it into work today.

Got a little ridiculous with the birthday drinking. But I did wake up with some girl's phone number and email on my hand and a text message on my phone, so apparently i was coherent enough to pull that, even though I don't remember it.

LOL, I feel ya bro.

Apparently some girl was all over me when I was jamming on the piano. I don't remember this at all. But I have her #, and it should be interesting in the coming weeks.

Don't you love not having any sort of recollection of what transpired at a party? It's quite interesting to say the least.

[rolliefingers]

LOL, I feel ya bro.

Apparently some girl was all over me when I was jamming on the piano. I don't remember this at all. But I have her #, and it should be interesting in the coming weeks.

Don't you love not having any sort of recollection of what transpired at a party? It's quite interesting to say the least.Chicks dig musicians, what can I say?

[The Rick]

Chicks dig musicians, what can I say?

Evidently, I just wish I would have been coherent enough to enjoy it, lol.

[Mackus]

Okay, so i'm drunk.

I went to a good friend's house for a Christmas party. I've had about 8 shots, 3 or 4 of which were Soco Amaretto Lime, and the remaining were Jaeger bombs. I also had 3 beers, (2 Sam Adam's and 1 Red Stripe). I've lost about 95 lbs in the last 6 1/2 months, and my tolerance is extremely low. Needless to say, i'm going to be extremely hungover and unproductive at work tomorrow. But it was worth it.

Among the songs I played on the piano tonight at the party were:
Piano Man - Billy Joel
Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton

It was a great time. I'm 21 years old and these are the times i'll cherish forever, living it up.
Me and Jager, we are the bestest of best friends.

Striaght up, Jager bombs, and liquid cocaine (jager + goldschlager) are 3 of my favorite drinks and usually all I order liquor-wise at a bar.

I also got a 1.75 bottle of Private Stock as a gift. I had never even seen a bottle of Private Stock that big!

[EddieO's21]

hmmmm favorite drunk drink, i'd have to go with the oldie but goodie irish car bomb...doesn't take very long for that to take effect!

[rolliefingers]

Me and Jager, we are the bestest of best friends.

Striaght up, Jager bombs, and liquid cocaine (jager + goldschlager) are 3 of my favorite drinks and usually all I order liquor-wise at a bar.

I also got a 1.75 bottle of Private Stock as a gift. I had never even seen a bottle of Private Stock that big!Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack. With the hat to match.

[rolliefingers]

hmmmm favorite drunk drink, i'd have to go with the oldie but goodie irish car bomb...doesn't take very long for that to take effect!I'm with you. It's like chugging chocolate milk. Except you get really drunk.

[The Rick]

May I recommend the Sam Adam's winter pack. All except for the Cranberry Lambic are exceptional beers, very nice.

[Pedro Cerrano]

Me and Jager, we are the bestest of best friends.

Striaght up, Jager bombs, and liquid cocaine (jager + goldschlager) are 3 of my favorite drinks and usually all I order liquor-wise at a bar.

I also got a 1.75 bottle of Private Stock as a gift. I had never even seen a bottle of Private Stock that big!

Amen! On the 8th day I believe God created Jagermeister.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

I definitely didn't make it into work today.

Got a little ridiculous with the birthday drinking. But I did wake up with some girl's phone number and email on my hand and a text message on my phone, so apparently i was coherent enough to pull that, even though I don't remember it.




LOL, I feel ya bro.

Apparently some girl was all over me when I was jamming on the piano. I don't remember this at all. But I have her #, and it should be interesting in the coming weeks.

Don't you love not having any sort of recollection of what transpired at a party? It's quite interesting to say the least.

Smack my ass and call me curious, but how did you guys do with these numbers?


I'm a huge Car Bomb fan. A few well timed Bombs and your night (or day for the serious drinkers among us) can really get interesting. My friends and I have discussed doing a Car Bomb-only night. We've never actually gone through with it, but I'm sure we will at some point.

[Mashed Potatoes]

If you guys ever have the means, go to a game at Heinz field, drink an excessive amount of captain morgans, and 8 natty lights during the pregame alone. Make a bet with a friend's friend that the winner gets to piss on the losers jersey. Then act like a jackass in the opposing team's stadium, continue to drink, maybe get into a fight or two, and taunt as the Ravens demolish the squealers.

Then rain down your golden stream of justice on the authentic Joey Porter jersey.

[rolliefingers]

If you guys ever have the means, go to a game at Heinz field, drink an excessive amount of captain morgans, and 8 natty lights during the pregame alone. Make a bet with a friend's friend that the winner gets to piss on the losers jersey. Then act like a jackass in the opposing team's stadium, continue to drink, maybe get into a fight or two, and taunt as the Ravens demolish the squealers.

Then rain down your golden stream of justice on the authentic Joey Porter jersey.Ladies and Gentlemen: The reason this thread exists!

That's brilliant, IHM. I hope you stayed 'til the end, to taunt those punk-ass Stillers fans leaving early.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

If you guys ever have the means, go to a game at Heinz field, drink an excessive amount of captain morgans, and 8 natty lights during the pregame alone. Make a bet with a friend's friend that the winner gets to piss on the losers jersey. Then act like a jackass in the opposing team's stadium, continue to drink, maybe get into a fight or two, and taunt as the Ravens demolish the squealers.

Then rain down your golden stream of justice on the authentic Joey Porter jersey.

That's classic right there. Nicely done.

One of my friends had a similar experience at Heinz Field last year. He was rocking his Ravens jersey and was getting harassed non-stop during the game. One guy in particular was being obnoxious about it. When my buddy went to the bathroom, the guy followed him in and got in his face. My friend isn't one to back down, so he grabbed the guy's shirt, headbutted him, and knocked him out. He said that when he got back to his seat, some of the Steeler fans actually said thanks because that guy was a real cocknose*.


*I have no idea where I got this term. Maybe I heard it somewhere, maybe I made it up. It doesn't really matter. What matters is that you understand what I'm saying.

[rolliefingers]

That's classic right there. Nicely done.

One of my friends had a similar experience at Heinz Field last year. He was rocking his Ravens jersey and was getting harassed non-stop during the game. One guy in particular was being obnoxious about it. When my buddy went to the bathroom, the guy followed him in and got in his face. My friend isn't one to back down, so he grabbed the guy's shirt, headbutted him, and knocked him out. He said that when he got back to his seat, some of the Steeler fans actually said thanks because that guy was a real cocknose*.


*I have no idea where I got this term. Maybe I heard it somewhere, maybe I made it up. It doesn't really matter. What matters is that you understand what I'm saying.I don't think I get it. What is a cocknose, exactly? Please explain kthx. ;)

[2632]

If you guys ever have the means, go to a game at Heinz field, drink an excessive amount of captain morgans, and 8 natty lights during the pregame alone. Make a bet with a friend's friend that the winner gets to piss on the losers jersey. Then act like a jackass in the opposing team's stadium, continue to drink, maybe get into a fight or two, and taunt as the Ravens demolish the squealers.

Then rain down your golden stream of justice on the authentic Joey Porter jersey.

You sir, are a True American Hero.

[Mashed Potatoes]

Ladies and Gentlemen: The reason this thread exists!

That's brilliant, IHM. I hope you stayed 'til the end, to taunt those punk-ass Stillers fans leaving early.

Indeed I did, there's a wonderful picture of me and my brother standing up and Squealer fans with their heads in their hands, empty seats galore, beautiful!


That's classic right there. Nicely done.

One of my friends had a similar experience at Heinz Field last year. He was rocking his Ravens jersey and was getting harassed non-stop during the game. One guy in particular was being obnoxious about it. When my buddy went to the bathroom, the guy followed him in and got in his face. My friend isn't one to back down, so he grabbed the guy's shirt, headbutted him, and knocked him out. He said that when he got back to his seat, some of the Steeler fans actually said thanks because that guy was a real cocknose*.

*I have no idea where I got this term. Maybe I heard it somewhere, maybe I made it up. It doesn't really matter. What matters is that you understand what I'm saying.

That's so strange because almost the exact same thing happened to me. Went to the bathroom and some guy from our section followed us and explained how he would like to kill us, then pushed my brother unprovoked, so I pushed him into a bunch of other Squealers fans, then they surprisingly took our side and restrained him for being a jackass. Unfortunately I didn't get to actually throw any punches because the other fans were good people, who would've thunk it? They're still cocknoses though.


A final note, during the pregame at like 11:00 someone acquired a plane with a banner like at the beach, and flew it around Heinz field multiple times. The banner said "Pittsburgh is Ravenstown AFC N Champs." Amazing.

[rolliefingers]

A final note, during the pregame at like 11:00 someone acquired a plane with a banner like at the beach, and flew it around Heinz field multiple times. The banner said "Pittsburgh is Ravenstown AFC N Champs." Amazing.I've said it before and I'll say it again: I can't wait until the Orioles re-inspire that kind of loyalty in Bawlmer fans.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

Indeed I did, there's a wonderful picture of me and my brother standing up and Squealer fans with their heads in their hands, empty seats galore, beautiful!



That's so strange because almost the exact same thing happened to me. Went to the bathroom and some guy from our section followed us and explained how he would like to kill us, then pushed my brother unprovoked, so I pushed him into a bunch of other Squealers fans, then they surprisingly took our side and restrained him for being a jackass. Unfortunately I didn't get to actually throw any punches because the other fans were good people, who would've thunk it? They're still cocknoses though.


A final note, during the pregame at like 11:00 someone acquired a plane with a banner like at the beach, and flew it around Heinz field multiple times. The banner said "Pittsburgh is Ravenstown AFC N Champs." Amazing.

I don't know how big you are, but my boy is about 6'3", 250 or so. I can't think of one good reason for anyone to mess with him....except excessive amounts of alcohol. People are idiots.

The plane and banner is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I'm trying to appreciate this Raven's run as much as I can. I don't want to get overconfident about it, but I sure do feel good about it. (Side note: I went to Vegas in May and put money on the Ravens to win it all. It was before we had acquired McNair, but I was fairly certain it was going to happen. My friend and I got 40:1 odds. I'm just upset that I didn't put more than $20 on them. Oh well, another championship and $800 will suffice. :D )



I've said it before and I'll say it again: I can't wait until the Orioles re-inspire that kind of loyalty in Bawlmer fans.

Don't joke about things like this. I kind of enjoy the O's being terrible because all of my friends know how much I love the team. It's sort of a badge of honor.


I don't think I get it. What is a cocknose, exactly? Please explain kthx.

Cocknose (http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050723/050723_ponson1_vmed_7p.widec.jpg)

[Mashed Potatoes]

A final note, during the pregame at like 11:00 someone acquired a plane with a banner like at the beach, and flew it around Heinz field multiple times. The banner said "Pittsburgh is Ravenstown AFC N Champs." Amazing.

http://www.profootball24x7.com/fan_pic_popup.php?id=64&num=08&image=banner.jpg

Ooooohhhhhhh!!!! I got my brother to also put money on the Ravens before the season started, could be looking at some big money.

[MCL1021]

A final note, during the pregame at like 11:00 someone acquired a plane with a banner like at the beach, and flew it around Heinz field multiple times. The banner said "Pittsburgh is Ravenstown AFC N Champs." Amazing.


That's freakin awesome!!!

[PeteCanes]

http://www.profootball24x7.com/fan_pic_popup.php?id=64&num=08&image=banner.jpg

Ooooohhhhhhh!!!! I got my brother to also put money on the Ravens before the season started, could be looking at some big money.

I like it how you wrote out his entire handle in your post there.

[Goober Noodles]

I have finally found this thread while drunk, once again!

Granted, I'm only buzzed in comparison to last night, but whatever. You guys need to play the wii while drunk. Soooo much fun. just make sure you put those wrist straps on haha.

last night was... fun.. in that i got absolutely hammered with a bunch of friends, however... i apparently was a drunken asshole towards my ex gf's friend and her boyfriend. so yeah. i'm starting to see the downsides of excessive amounts of alcohol.. probably time for me to tone it down.. or at least stay away from cell phones when drinking.

[Goober Noodles]

oh. and tomorrow should be interesting.

going to a mardi gra themed party with girls pudding wrestling! woo!

too bad my ex gf has been messing with my freakin head lately.. arggghhhh.....

[Mackus]

i'm starting to see the downsides of excessive amounts of alcohol..
Don't even F-ing say that again.

[The Rick]

Don't even F-ing say that again.

LOL, I hear ya. Besides the liver, are there any?

God I hope not, because it's way too much fun.

[Hank Scorpio]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! I'm gonna go do some things I won't be proud of!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU DIRTY SOB'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Hank Scorpio]

I almost typed "video" there, look!

[orioles119]

Hug a toilet.

[Hank Scorpio]

nah, there'll be none of that this evening. i can hold my alcohol. that is to say i don't throw up. i do pee a lot, though.

[The Rick]

nah, there'll be none of that this evening. i can hold my alcohol. that is to say i don't throw up. i do pee a lot, though.

I've thrown up twice before--but last night was the worst. First of all, i've never thrown up when i've stuck to one kind of alcohol. My other two instances were when I would have beer and liquor like a fool. Last night though I only had beer, probably about 11 of them, but it was still just beer. To make a long story short, I thought I was A-OK... but found out I wasn't at about 3 AM when I was on a car ride from College Park to UMBC. My friend's g/f was driving my car, which is of the 2-door variety, and fortunately I was riding shotgun, so I was able to roll the window down and puke out the window, about 5 times. I then blacked out and don't remember a whole lot, but I do remember my face being wet and cold after I threw up because of the weather last night. Anywho, it hurts the ole ego that I stuck to just beer yet made a fool out of myself. I think I may have been okay if it weren't for the car ride. When I woke up this morning to drive home from UMBC I couldn't believe the amount of puke that stuck to the side of my car, disgusting. I thought I'd be in the clear due to the rain, but that didn't quite work out. I stopped by a gas station and went through a car-wash, but there were still chunks stuck on the car, geez.

Another interesting story from the party last night. The people who's house the party was at were interesting, mainly the girlfriend who likes to hit people when she's drunk and gets offended. The sad part is everyone warned me of this and kept reminding me throughout the night to stay clear of her. It was working fine till about 1 AM when a heated debate opened up about her beloved Eagles and rather or not Donovan McNabb would start over Jeff Garcia if he were to win the Super Bowl. At that point I couldn't shut up and just whored the living hell out of the Eagles and McNabb. I have a good friend who is a die-hard fan and so I hate them with a passion because of it, I mean I literally cannot stand the Eagles--almost as much as I can't stand the MFY's! Well, we proceeded to trying to be diplomatic about things, but I had clearly offended her and I knew a bopping was inevitable. Sure enough, after about 10 minutes of me apologizing (and borderline making it look like I was an Eagles fan, YUCK!!!) she finally sneaked a left on my jaw. Fortunately, she hits like a girl so it was no big deal. Anyway, it was a memorable night by all accounts. I also saw video this morning of me doing a "crunk dance" and it's pretty hilarious. I'm not a dancer at all, but this dance doesn't require form, just requires you to basically let loose and go nuts. Well, I did and I feel like an idiot. Alcohol is not a friend of mine right now.

Anyway, last night was a hell of a time, and even though 2007 is off to a rocky start I think it will be a great year!

Anyone else have any interesting New Year's stories?

[orioles119]

Ah yes... drunken parties.

I'd rather remember what a good time I had instead of having a friend tell me or seeing a video of it.

[Mashed Potatoes]

Ah yes... drunken parties.

I'd rather remember what a good time I had instead of having a friend tell me or seeing a video of it.

But that takes all the mystery out of it!!!

[twoBshorty]

I hope the vomit comes off your car, Rick, but it's really too bad I was eating lunch when I read that story. :(

[BillySmith]

Just drunk as hell. Kind of happy. I just ended a horrible year professionally where I got my ass kicked left and right in criminal court. I had two guys go to jail for life, one facing death. There was a murder dude who walked (rightfully, believe me). But man, feelings of suckiness have never been stronger.

[bgfield]

Ah yes... drunken parties.

I'd rather remember what a good time I had instead of having a friend tell me or seeing a video of it.

Yeah I don't get it. I've been pretty drunk before, as recently as this past Friday. I was absolutely wasted, ended up puking later on and felt like garbage the following day. But I still remembered a good majority of what happened the night before. Maybe I'm just lucky :confused:

[The Rick]

Yeah I don't get it. I've been pretty drunk before, as recently as this past Friday. I was absolutely wasted, ended up puking later on and felt like garbage the following day. But I still remembered a good majority of what happened the night before. Maybe I'm just lucky :confused:

I've only thrown up twice, the other two times were when I constantly mixed liquor and beer at random. But yeah one thing I hope to work on in 2007 is knowing when to stop drinking that way I don't have any regrets about any particular party.

[DuffMan]

ok so i'm a lil drunk right now, but also a lil sad. i was at the bar with my best friend, my dad and a friend of my dads and we aere talkin about the o's good ol days and even their more recent days. We spent a good 15-20 min talking about the '97 team and how they shoulda won it all.!!!!

[The Rick]

ok so i'm a lil drunk right now, but also a lil sad. i was at the bar with my best friend, my dad and a friend of my dads and we aere talkin about the o's good ol days and even their more recent days. We spent a good 15-20 min talking about the '97 team and how they shoulda won it all.!!!!

I'm also drunk and a little sad, but that's because i'm watching Zach Braff's newest film, The Last Kiss. It's actually pretty sad, an excellent film, but one I shouldn't have chosen to watch while drunk, ugh.

[Mashed Potatoes]

I Heart Boobs, you wanna fight about it?

[rolliefingers]

I'm also drunk and a little sad, but that's because i'm watching Zach Braff's newest film, The Last Kiss. It's actually pretty sad, an excellent film, but one I shouldn't have chosen to watch while drunk, ugh.Wuss!:D

That movie would have been a million times better if I had seen some Bilson Boob in there.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

I Heart Boobs, you wanna fight about it?


I want to toast to it!

Late afternoon drinking......yes!!!!

Jan 20th, my house, Pajama-Jammy-Jam. You have no idea!

[The Rick]

Wuss!:D

That movie would have been a million times better if I had seen some Bilson Boob in there.

Yeah, that was rather wuss'esque of me, i'm not going to lie.

You're right though, movie could have been a lot better if your suggestions happened. Maybe that's for the unrated DVD version at some point... that'd rock.

[Lt Melmo]

i'm not drink but i rtook a big dosagfe fo sleeping pils )ambien) for the fist time and they makw you pretty tpsy if you dont gog to sleep

so whats up in thsi thread

edit HAHAHAHAh post number 1000... irony ironu irony

[rolliefingers]

i'm not drink but i rtook a big dosagfe fo sleeping pils )ambien) for the fist time and they makw you pretty tpsy if you dont gog to sleep

so whats up in thsi thread

edit HAHAHAHAh post number 1000... irony ironu ironyHow were you able to find this thread in the first place, is what I want to know.:D

[PeteCanes]

i'm not drink but i rtook a big dosagfe fo sleeping pils )ambien) for the fist time and they makw you pretty tpsy if you dont gog to sleep

so whats up in thsi thread

edit HAHAHAHAh post number 1000... irony ironu irony

Jackie Chiles:


"The man's a goblin."

[The Rick]

How were you able to find this thread in the first place, is what I want to know.:D

Everyone know's about this thread... this thread is classic IMO due to the fact that it's been running fluently for about 3 months now. I for one have it bookmarked and try to make it a point to visit it every time i'm drunk. Rather it be when i'm drinking it up with my friends here, or out somewhere else (i'll visit on my Motorola Q with Verizon Broadband). I love reading the thread the day after.

[Lt Melmo]

How were you able to find this thread in the first place, is what I want to know.:D
You can easily stay up when you take it(I can at least)... it just won't be easy...

I didn't really wanna go to sleep, so I "drunk"enly IMed all my friends... and posted on message boards... and yelled at the AIM Moviefone bot for not being available when I needed it...

This is why I don't drink anymore.

[OriolesObsessed]

So I've nerver posted in this thread before. BUT I am drunk, and it seemed fitting. I just want to say...SCREW THE SAINTS. I hate them. It was a sad nightg on University of Delaware's campusd and I must say that I cabn't WAIT until baseball season. Fotobvall just depresses me...I really shoould not drink this much and I am going to be mortified wern I see theis in the morning...

[Cornbread]

This is my first post in this thread, but after a cople beers and the beter half of a bottle of Dulpin musadine wine (which by the way, roks) I figured I'd go ahead and break the personal seal on this thread.

Had a lady friend over and drank a bit... i can';t go on. my head hurts alreay. but you get the pcture. i drank tooooo much.

[Pedro Cerrano]

Haha, nothing like getting loaded on a Tuesday night.

[The Rick]

Haha, nothing like getting loaded on a Tuesday night.

After that Ravens game on Saturday i've had the urge to drink every night since. Fortunately, i've resisted that temptation, but plan on breaking this streak on Friday. :D

[Pedro Cerrano]

Yeaaaa baby!!

On a drunken whim i downloaded Huey lewis and the news greatest hist on my ipod because I wantedto hear the Power of Love jam ASAP.

I gotta say, this is maybe the greatest piece of music composed ever. Best 10 bucks Ive ever spent.

VIVE LA HUEY LEWIS!!!

Expect more tomorrow night when I rellay go balls to the wall.

[ChrisAF79]

I'm drunk and just saw Nick Markakis out on the town. He's kind of an azz.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

I'm drunk and just saw Nick Markakis out on the town. He's kind of an azz.

Why do you say this?

Friday night + half a keg + friends = good times. Somehow it's 3:30. Seems like it was just 11. It doesn't matter, tonight was a good night. I can't play the bass for ****e, but I still like to rock out. My boy was playin some guitar and I was followin along. I really wish I could play. Oh well, ****e happens.

It feels good to be posting here again. Half of my rep is from this post. That can only be a good thing.

[tywright]

I'm drunk and just saw Nick Markakis out on the town. He's kind of an azz.

Yeah I saw him and Loewen in Fed Hill

[cindyluvsbrady]

I'm drunk and just saw Nick Markakis out on the town. He's kind of an azz.

You must have been seeing things.
That was NOT my Nick M:002_sdrool:

[BustaJ2632]

It's been entirely too long since i posterd here. And we finished off my buddy's 21st birthday iwth shots of Grand Marnier.....so I'm not gonna lie, I thinK I qualify.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

It's been entirely too long since i posterd here. And we finished off my buddy's 21st birthday iwth shots of Grand Marnier.....so I'm not gonna lie, I thinK I qualify.

I think everyone needs to be more active in this thread. It could use a swift kick in the rear.

I promise to step up my game in about three weeks after my next exam for work is over.

[ChrisAF79]

Why do you say this?

Sorry, I was just being a drunken idiot when I posted that...haha.

Nick just seemed very cool and unapproachable. Like he was more important than anyone else there, and he acted that way. No big thing. I'd probably feel the same way if I were him.

[The Rick]

Jesus i'm pretty trashed. My goodness, my poor friend who has to work in about 6 hours just passed out on the couch, and has been puking his ass off. I tried to tell him not to buy Bacardi 151 (he's a bit of a rookie), but he wouldn't listen. He had 3 Smithwick's (excellent beer) and then about 5 shots of 151. He's going to feel it tomorrow, no doubt.

Me on the other hand, i've had a 16 OZ draft Killians at the restaurant, 4 Smithwicks, and 5 shots of Gin. I'm right at my limit, praying this glass of water i'm drinking as we speak will prevent me from being hungover as all get out.

[rolliefingers]

Jesus i'm pretty trashed. My goodness, my poor friend who has to work in about 6 hours just passed out on the couch, and has been puking his ass off. I tried to tell him not to buy Bacardi 151 (he's a bit of a rookie), but he wouldn't listen. He had 3 Smithwick's (excellent beer) and then about 5 shots of 151. He's going to feel it tomorrow, no doubt.

Me on the other hand, i've had a 16 OZ draft Killians at the restaurant, 4 Smithwicks, and 5 shots of Gin. I'm right at my limit, praying this glass of water i'm drinking as we speak will prevent me from being hungover as all get out.Good God. 151 is not meant for shots! I think I puked a little just thinking about it.

[CrimsonTribe]

Can't let this thread die... And I'm going to be hungover tomorrow.