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erb8472
07-28-2006, 08:42 AM
Decided I'd start a game, and see how it took off.
Give a quote from a movie, and then the person who answers what movie then provides a new quote.
I'll get it started.
"So you're telling me I have a chance."
orioles119
07-28-2006, 10:00 AM
Decided I'd start a game, and see how it took off.
Give a quote from a movie, and then the person who answers what movie then provides a new quote.
I'll get it started.
"So you're telling me I have a chance."
Dumb & Dumber
"Okay, but I'm going to set the building on fire."
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 10:26 AM
Office Space.
More obscure time!
"Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear. "
erb8472
07-28-2006, 10:30 AM
Just One of the Guys
"It's gonna get a little weird. I need two dragons."
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 10:33 AM
Starsky and Hutch
"Shut up Mr Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it! "
Nuclear Dish
07-28-2006, 10:57 AM
Big Trouble in Little China
"But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video."
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 10:58 AM
Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure.
"I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea. "
Nuclear Dish
07-28-2006, 11:08 AM
Rounders
I read that Fonzie wants to be a director and Barbarino, I think, the mechanical bull movie? I didn't see it yet.
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 11:09 AM
The Wedding Singer
"Don't you worry. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it."
Nuclear Dish
07-28-2006, 11:22 AM
The Wedding Singer
"Don't you worry. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it."
Good one. Apollo 13
"Professional assassination. It's the highest form of public service."
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 11:24 AM
NICE! Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins. I'm one of the few people that wants them to try this franchise again. Maybe with a less pretentious title. :D
"It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists daughters we have to rescue from their virginity."
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 11:29 AM
Shawshank Redemption.
My last quote still applies. :D
erb8472
07-28-2006, 11:31 AM
Aliens
"Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh what's his name? Buddy Whackett?"
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 11:32 AM
Aliens
"Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh what's his name? Buddy Whackett?"
Tommy Boy.
"She's great. She's really exotic! She's a princess! She's Polynesian - well, half Polynesian, and half American. She's... Amnesian."
Nuclear Dish
07-28-2006, 11:33 AM
I love that movie. I hated the first and last ones, and I can't stand Sigourney Weaver in general, but I really liked that movie for some reason.
Aliens (the second one).
"If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?"
Nuclear Dish
07-28-2006, 11:34 AM
DOH! I got in too late on Aliens. OK, the Amnesian quote is from Dave.
Now answer my last one:
"If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?"
erb8472
07-28-2006, 11:34 AM
The Lost Boys
"The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero."
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 11:35 AM
God I feel like a loser, I haven't had a problem with any of these:
The Lost Boys.
"SCHUTE? Schute's a monster! A genuine geratoid! His own father has to use a livewire to keep him from ****in' the fireplace!"
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 11:35 AM
Dave
"The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero."
Dances with Wolves.
My last still applies.
Nuclear Dish
07-28-2006, 11:36 AM
Dave
"The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero."
Tatanka! (Dances with Wolves)
"We're not here to do the decent thing, we're here to follow f***ing orders!
erb8472
07-28-2006, 11:38 AM
Dances with Wolves.
My last still applies.
Vision Quest, let's go on ND's.
Nuclear Dish
07-28-2006, 11:39 AM
Dances with Wolves.
My last still applies.
Vision Quest
"We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles."
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 11:39 AM
Vision Quest, let's go on ND's.
Okay, his is Saving Private Ryan. :D And his next one is Shrek.
"genocide is the most exhausting activity one can participate in, next to soccer."
erb8472
07-28-2006, 11:43 AM
Dogma
"I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea."
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 11:46 AM
Dogma
"I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea."
On a Damon kick? I used that exact quote like, 45 minutes ago. :D
Nuclear Dish
07-28-2006, 11:46 AM
Okay, his is Saving Private Ryan. :D And his next one is Shrek.
"genocide is the most exhausting activity one can participate in, next to soccer."
Dogma
I've gotta bow out now. Maybe I can do this more later. One to leave you with:
"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."
erb8472
07-28-2006, 11:49 AM
On a Damon kick? I used that exact quote like, 45 minutes ago. :D
Sorry just can't get enough of Damon. :D
ledzepp8
07-28-2006, 12:24 PM
Dogma
I've gotta bow out now. Maybe I can do this more later. One to leave you with:
"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."
Willy Wonka.
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
Baroquen131
07-28-2006, 01:08 PM
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
"Donnie Darko"
(Here's an easy one, that I find amusing to say.)
"Have fun storming the castle."
ledzepp8
07-28-2006, 01:24 PM
"Donnie Darko"
(Here's an easy one, that I find amusing to say.)
"Have fun storming the castle."
The Princess Bride
"Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."
Witchy Chick
07-28-2006, 01:26 PM
"Donnie Darko"
(Here's an easy one, that I find amusing to say.)
"Have fun storming the castle."
LOL My brother used to have that as his logoff .wav file when he would shut down his PC. Damn -- I could've answered that one if ledzepp hadn't beaten me to it!! ;)
Witchy
The Princess Bride
"Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."
Better Off Dead.
"I feel a hate crime coming on."
ledzepp8
07-28-2006, 02:18 PM
Better Off Dead.
"I feel a hate crime coming on."
Chasing Amy, sucka.
"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."
Chasing Amy, sucka.
"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."
True Romance. In the words of Ozzie Guillen "Pshhh... please."
"We're not playing Spin the Bottle; how old are we? More importantly, how old are they?"
The Wedge
07-28-2006, 02:29 PM
True Romance. In the words of Ozzie Guillen "Pshhh... please."
"We're not playing Spin the Bottle; how old are we? More importantly, how old are they?"
Garden State
"Okay...she's a dog."
Garden State
"Okay...she's a dog."
Ghostbusters?
"I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway."
erb8472
07-28-2006, 02:53 PM
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
"Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say police brutality."
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
"Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say police brutality."
National Lampoon's Vacation
"I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town."
Nuclear Dish
07-28-2006, 03:00 PM
Vacation
"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way."
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:02 PM
National Lampoon's Vacation
"I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town."
Blazing Saddles
"You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive."
National Lampoon's Vacation
"I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town."
The waffles one before was from Shrek.
And yours - great movie, Blazing Saddles
"You're young, you get yer health... what'choo want with a job??"
Vacation
"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way."
Untouchables. But I'm too slow here!
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:04 PM
"You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive."
Vacation
"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way."
The Untouchables
"Does this look sexual to you?"
"You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive."
Van Wilder
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:06 PM
Secretary....
The waffles one before was from Shrek.
And yours - great movie, Blazing Saddles
"You're young, you get yer health... what'choo want with a job??"
Raising Arizona.
Raising Arizona.
Nice.
"In fact, I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he's definitely a badge."
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:10 PM
"In fact, I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he's definitely a badge."
Die Hard
"Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them?"
Die Hard
"Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them?"
I'm guessing here - Wedding Crashers? Just sounds like Vince Vaughn.
Nice.
"In fact, I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he's definitely a badge."
Die Hard
"Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off."
I'm guessing here - Wedding Crashers? Just sounds like Vince Vaughn.
Wedding Crashers is definitely right. :)
I love this game.
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:12 PM
I'm guessing here - Wedding Crashers? Just sounds like Vince Vaughn.
yup.......
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:13 PM
Die Hard
"Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off."
Memento - Great Movie
"That is Corrrrrreeecttttt"
Die Hard
"Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off."
Oh this is killing me. Woman's voice right? Arggghhhh
Yeah this game is great!
ledzepp8
07-28-2006, 03:14 PM
Die Hard
"Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off."
Memento
"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bull**** you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:15 PM
Oh this is killing me. Woman's voice right? Arggghhhh
Yeah this game is great!
Yes woman's voice.
Yes woman's voice.
Yeah, it's bugging me, too.
I wanna say Ace Ventura, but I'm just not sure on it.
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:17 PM
Yeah, it's bugging me, too.
I wanna say Ace Ventura, but I'm just not sure on it.
Not Ace Ventura.
Memento
"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bull**** you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
We met Madsen at the Inner Harbor years ago, in the men's room - all of us drunk at New Years. He asked if we were producers, because he needed "a ***ing job". Then he smiled exactly how he did when he cut the cops ear off.
ledzepp8
07-28-2006, 03:18 PM
We met Madsen at the Inner Harbor years ago, in the men's room - all of us drunk at New Years. He asked if we were producers, because he needed "a ***ing job". Then he smiled exactly how he did when he cut the cops ear off.
That's the best story ever.
Not Ace Ventura.
Someone else said Momento, but I swear I have another memory of that line.
Memento
"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bull**** you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
Resevoir Dogs. Top 10 of mine. :)
"I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline"
Resevoir Dogs. Top 10 of mine. :)
"I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline"
Crap, it's something homemade that they're gonna drink. My memory is failing me big time today.
Memento - Great Movie
"That is Corrrrrreeecttttt"
You may have a stumper here, then. I can hear the friggin thing in my head, though. Ugh.
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:21 PM
You may have a stumper here, then. I can hear the friggin thing in my head, though. Ugh.
Think going back to school.
ledzepp8
07-28-2006, 03:22 PM
Resevoir Dogs. Top 10 of mine. :)
"I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline"
Anchorman
"Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood."
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:23 PM
Anchorman
"Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood."
Full Metal Jacket
Think going back to school.
Gimme a decade?
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:24 PM
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Super Troopers
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:25 PM
Gimme a decade?
middle of the 90s
middle of the 90s
Billy Madison?
ledzepp8
07-28-2006, 03:28 PM
Billy Madison?
Sounds good to me.
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:28 PM
Billy Madison?
That's it. It's the scene where Chris Farley is asking him the questions and he takes his shirt off after Billy gets it right.
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:30 PM
"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
That's it. It's the scene where Chris Farley is asking him the questions and he takes his shirt off after Billy gets it right.
Gawd...
though this is still my favorite quote from the movie: "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Anyway, that's not my next quote.
"I'm gonna step outside and get some smog."
"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
Half Baked
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:31 PM
"I'm gonna step outside and get some smog."
Thats PoolHall Junkies right. Another very good movie.
Thats PoolHall Junkies right. Another very good movie.
That's the one.
erb8472
07-28-2006, 03:33 PM
"This is my boat. We're gonna ride this thing out, not for fun, for safety. Do what I've always done: go with the flow."
"This is my boat. We're gonna ride this thing out, not for fun, for safety. Do what I've always done: go with the flow."
The Perfect Storm
"Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe."
orioles119
07-28-2006, 03:37 PM
"This is my boat. We're gonna ride this thing out, not for fun, for safety. Do what I've always done: go with the flow."
The Perfect Storm
"Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irrepairable harm it's caused me."
The Perfect Storm
"Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irrepairable harm it's caused me."
The Shining!
"I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain. I don't think dramimine will help."
"I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain. I don't think dramimine will help."
I googled it so I won't answer. Good one though, it was killing me.
"Pain don't hurt."
I googled it so I won't answer. Good one though, it was killing me.
"Pain don't hurt."
Road House.
"Life is like a mustard burp, momentarily tangy, then gone..."
"Life is like a mustard burp, momentarily tangy, then gone..."
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
ScottieBaseball
07-28-2006, 04:54 PM
"Great moments are born from great opportunity."
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
Newp. Older movie than that.
"Great moments are born from great opportunity."
Miracle.
Lord, I love my sports movies. ;)
ScottieBaseball
07-31-2006, 11:18 AM
"If I don't call in a 98 mile-per-hour fastball, they'll fire me."
bernie132000
07-31-2006, 12:25 PM
"If I don't call in a 98 mile-per-hour fastball, they'll fire me."
The rookie. Scene after tryout, after the scout talks about him getting laughed at for calling in a prospect who is over 30.
My quote:
"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic"
The Wedge
07-31-2006, 12:28 PM
Bull Durham
"God, I always said I would never bother you about baseball, lord knows you have bigger things to worry about. But if you could make this pain in my shoulder stop for ten minutes, I would really appreciate it."
Pedro Cerrano
07-31-2006, 12:53 PM
Bull Durham
"God, I always said I would never bother you about baseball, lord knows you have bigger things to worry about. But if you could make this pain in my shoulder stop for ten minutes, I would really appreciate it."
For the Love of the Game
"You gotta break a few eggs to make an omlette, any cook will tell you that."
"But look what happened to the cook!"
The Wedge
07-31-2006, 02:37 PM
Ah, all too easy, Clue. Love that movie.
"Would I 'be fly' on a plane?"
Ah, all too easy, Clue. Love that movie.
Thanks, Vader.
"Would I 'be fly' on a plane?"
Anything to do with the jive talkers from Airplane?
The Wedge
07-31-2006, 03:09 PM
Not a thing to do with that.
The Wedge
08-01-2006, 11:04 PM
I broke the game. :(
ScottieBaseball
08-01-2006, 11:45 PM
I broke the game. :(
You suck, dude. ;)
Jesus, Focker...it's only a game.
The Wedge
08-02-2006, 10:53 AM
If I stumped everybody, I can give a new one.
Spoonless
08-02-2006, 11:17 AM
If I stumped everybody, I can give a new one.
Haha. Soul Plane, with Snoop Dogg?
BTW, I didn't see the movie, and this is a half-assed guess.
The Wedge
08-02-2006, 11:19 AM
Nope. There is no plane. It was posed as a rhetorical question by a very sheltered kid being taught by a street tough guy how to talk "street."
Nope. There is no plane. It was posed as a rhetorical question by a very sheltered kid being taught by a street tough guy how to talk "street."
Could it be The Toy??
The Wedge
08-02-2006, 12:09 PM
It is not The Toy. Wow, I didn't think it would be this hard. I know alot of people that know this movie, not because it's any good, but because in the mid 90s it was played almost on a constant loop on HBO.
It is not The Toy. Wow, I didn't think it would be this hard. I know alot of people that know this movie, not because it's any good, but because in the mid 90s it was played almost on a constant loop on HBO.
Big?
Soul Man with the incomparable C Thomas Howell?
I got nothing here...
The Wedge
08-02-2006, 12:28 PM
Ugh, I see I have stumped you all. So I shall reveal the movie and start anew:
Class Act.
"Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It's not candy. Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas."
Spoonless
08-02-2006, 12:31 PM
Ugh, I see I have stumped you all. So I shall reveal the movie and start anew:
Class Act.
"Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It's not candy. Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas."
You didn't have to go that easy. Elf.
You didn't have to go that easy. Elf.
Ha!
Wedge is over there like "I better dumb this thing back down here...
Here's one: 'ET phone home'. Think you morons can get that one?"
The Wedge
08-02-2006, 12:38 PM
Not everyone has seen Elf, and they coulda thought it was Santa Clause: The Movie.
Spoonless
08-02-2006, 12:38 PM
Ha!
Wedge is over there like "I better dumb this thing back down here...
Here's one: 'ET phone home'. Think you morons can get that one?"
Haha... I think I know that one... Mars Attacks! Did I get it right? Did I? Did I? D'oh.
Ok back on track. Here's my movie quote:
"F*** this noise."
Spoonless
08-02-2006, 12:47 PM
"It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go bettin' on chance - and then you're back with anarchy, right back in the jungle."
EDIT: Damn, was typing this up, didn't know you posted one. My bad.
"It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go bettin' on chance - and then you're back with anarchy, right back in the jungle."
EDIT: Damn, was typing this up, didn't know you posted one. My bad.
No worries. I like your quote but can't place it.
p.s. love the Mingus line
Spoonless
08-02-2006, 01:21 PM
Ok back on track. Here's my movie quote:
"F*** this noise."
...can't quite place it... Tarantino flick? Jackie Brown, maybe?
As for the Mingus quote, it's pretty fun being a 21 year old jazzhead. Some of those guys had crazier lives than rockstars.
...can't quite place it... Tarantino flick? Jackie Brown, maybe?
As for the Mingus quote, it's pretty fun being a 21 year old jazzhead. Some of those guys had crazier lives than rockstars.
Hint: the movie's 25 years old. (actually I just looked it up, it's 26 years old) But it's a big name classic.
I'm a jazz rookie, if that. Casual fan. I have a few mp3's in my collection, but Mingus is some good crack.
Spoonless
08-02-2006, 01:44 PM
Hint: the movie's 25 years old. (actually I just looked it up, it's 26 years old) But it's a big name classic.
I'm a jazz rookie, if that. Casual fan. I have a few mp3's in my collection, but Mingus is some good crack.
Man, I'm still drawing blanks (BTW, don't give it away... I'm sure someone else would like a crack at it). As for my quote, that movie is 16 years old, and the title is the name of a bar near me, and I've seen similarly named bars in other states.
My favorite Mingus song is "Haitian Fight Song."
sakata_catching
08-02-2006, 03:53 PM
"It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go bettin' on chance - and then you're back with anarchy, right back in the jungle."
That would be from Millers Crossing.
Here's one:
"I believe everything I read, which makes me, I think, more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything they read."
Spoonless
08-03-2006, 09:27 AM
That would be from Millers Crossing.
Here's one:
"I believe everything I read, which makes me, I think, more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything they read."
This is Spinal Tap
Still don't know MP's.
"F*** that noise, Jack. I go through you" is from Jackie Brown (I had to rewatch it because I was convinced I remembered it right), but that apparently isn't the same as MP's "F*** this noise."
This is Spinal Tap
Still don't know MP's.
"F*** that noise, Jack. I go through you" is from Jackie Brown (I had to rewatch it because I was convinced I remembered it right), but that apparently isn't the same as MP's "F*** this noise."
Hey then, I stand corrected. I thought that phrase was unique enough to stand on it's own, but you were right.
Here's another line from my old movie:
A: "You lied to me."
B: "It wasn't lies, it was just...bullsh*t."
The Wedge
08-03-2006, 09:45 AM
Ah, now that you've narrowed it down, that would be The Blues Brothers.
"This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint."
orioles119
08-03-2006, 11:24 AM
Ah, now that you've narrowed it down, that would be The Blues Brothers.
"This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint."
Road House (1989).
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
Spoonless
08-03-2006, 11:28 AM
Road House (1989).
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
Classic. BASEketball.
"That is the whitest white part of the eye I've ever seen. Do you floss?"
The Wedge
08-03-2006, 12:42 PM
Hot Shots, I think. Might be the sequel.
"I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want."
Spoonless
08-03-2006, 04:01 PM
Hot Shots, I think. Might be the sequel.
"I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want."
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
I don't have time to come up with another quote.
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
I don't have time to come up with another quote.
"So you're Al Myers kid, huh? You look pretty stupid to me."
orioles119
08-03-2006, 04:20 PM
"So you're Al Myers kid, huh? You look pretty stupid to me."
Wedding Crashers?
"That definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-****-o-meter."
The Wedge
08-03-2006, 04:22 PM
Better Off Dead.
"I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?"
Spoonless
08-03-2006, 04:30 PM
Better Off Dead.
"I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?"
40 year old virgin.
A: "Who glued these quarter's down?"
B: "I did"
A: "What the hell for man!?"
B: "I don't feel I need to explain my art to you"
The Wedge
08-03-2006, 04:39 PM
Empire Records.
"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."
Wedding Crashers?
"That definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-****-o-meter."
K, how many times have you flashy thinged that poor woman?
-a few
Hey K, you ever flashy thinged me before?
-no
I ain't playing K, you ever flashy thinged me before??
-no
Tommy Lee Jones is so dry, it's hilarious.
"If Commander Farrell is the man who was with Miss Atwell, then Commander Farrell is the man who killed Miss Atwell."
The Wedge
08-03-2006, 04:44 PM
No Way Out, doing the twist ending before M Night Shamalamadingdong was still in diapers.
"It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt. Peace, through superior firepower. "
ledzepp8
08-03-2006, 04:51 PM
Empire Records.
"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."
Teen Wolf
"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."
ledzepp8
08-03-2006, 04:53 PM
No Way Out, doing the twist ending before M Night Shamalamadingdong was still in diapers.
"It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt. Peace, through superior firepower. "
Point Break
"Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?"
Led Zepp: Say Anything and Breakfast Club
"Matt and I have been coming up to these mountains with our dad our whole lives. We can hunt, we can fish, we can stay up here a long, long time."
Spoonless
08-03-2006, 10:45 PM
Red Dawn. Good choice.
H: "Don't you ever worry about your liver?"
J: "Nah, we're just good friends."
scOtt's squEEze
08-03-2006, 11:12 PM
The Long Good Friday. Good one.
"Man, I got vision and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals."
The Long Good Friday. Good one.
"Man, I got vision and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals."
You are KILLING me here. Hopefully others best me.
Spoonless
08-03-2006, 11:37 PM
The Long Good Friday. Good one.
"Man, I got vision and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals."
Man, I posted in the Movies section about The Long Good Friday one once, and nobody even replied. Thought it was going to be difficult. I saw it once, and had to order the DVD from across the ocean. It was a bit before my time, so I had never seen it. It's a shame, really. Great movie, never mind what it does for the Crime/Mob Drama genre.
Spoonless
08-03-2006, 11:41 PM
The Long Good Friday. Good one.
"Man, I got vision and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals."
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
A: Don't you talk back to me! You show me some respect! Without people like me, you're nothing! We're the ones that get you your 40 ****in' million!
B: Look, what do you want?
A: What do I want? I want every time they think of you, they're gonna think of me.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
A: Don't you talk back to me! You show me some respect! Without people like me, you're nothing! We're the ones that get you your 40 ****in' million!
B: Look, what do you want?
A: What do I want? I want every time they think of you, they're gonna think of me.
That sounds like it could have been in something like North Country. Is it recent?
ledzepp8
08-04-2006, 12:35 AM
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
A: Don't you talk back to me! You show me some respect! Without people like me, you're nothing! We're the ones that get you your 40 ****in' million!
B: Look, what do you want?
A: What do I want? I want every time they think of you, they're gonna think of me.
The Fan
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****."
scOtt's squEEze
08-04-2006, 12:40 AM
Man, I posted in the Movies section about The Long Good Friday one once, and nobody even replied. Thought it was going to be difficult. I saw it once, and had to order the DVD from across the ocean. It was a bit before my time, so I had never seen it. It's a shame, really. Great movie, never mind what it does for the Crime/Mob Drama genre.
I love mob/heist movies. And war movies. And westerns. :p Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid is one of my favorites; it was hard picking just one quote from that.
Don't you talk back to me! You show me some respect! Without people like me, you're nothing! We're the ones that get you your 40 ****in' million!
The Fan. Robert DeNiro does intimidating psychopath SO well.
"How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?" (I'm being lazy, I'm watching this movie yet again right now and this line always makes me giggle.)
scOtt's squEEze
08-04-2006, 12:41 AM
The Fan
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****."
Back to the Future.
ledzepp8
08-04-2006, 12:50 AM
I love mob/heist movies. And war movies. And westerns. :p Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid is one of my favorites; it was hard picking just one quote from that.
The Fan. Robert DeNiro does intimidating psychopath SO well.
"How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?" (I'm being lazy, I'm watching this movie yet again right now and this line always makes me giggle.)
The Sure Thing...great movie
"Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair."
PeteCanes
08-04-2006, 02:51 AM
The Sure Thing...great movie
"Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair."
Saturday Night Fever
"Very good, but brick not hit back!"
Spoonless
08-04-2006, 08:49 AM
Oh man...Boodsport. Next thing you know, someone is going to break out the Steven Seagal quotes.
I'm gonna leave 2, since I'll be at work all day in Newport, with no internet. Enjoy.
Movie #1: "You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your
head."
Movie #2: "Let's get the basic relationship down... I'm the lifeguard, you're the drowning man. If you relax, I can bring you to shore. If you fight me, then I'll have to slap you around."
ScottieBaseball
08-04-2006, 01:22 PM
"I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast."
ledzepp8
08-04-2006, 01:49 PM
Oh man...Boodsport. Next thing you know, someone is going to break out the Steven Seagal quotes.
I'm gonna leave 2, since I'll be at work all day in Newport, with no internet. Enjoy.
Movie #1: "You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your
head."
Movie #2: "Let's get the basic relationship down... I'm the lifeguard, you're the drowning man. If you relax, I can bring you to shore. If you fight me, then I'll have to slap you around."
Outside Providence
Bat 21
"Fool you don't go to college to be talkin' to no *****es. Your black ass 'posed to be learnin' somethin'. Can't learn **** talkin' to no stupid ass *****."
ledzepp8
08-04-2006, 01:52 PM
"I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast."
Falling Down
"Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned lot count!"
PeteCanes
08-04-2006, 02:09 PM
Falling Down
"Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned lot count!"
Fargo
"I'm finishing my coffee."
Falling Down
"Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned lot count!"
Oh my gosh he's fleeing the interview! He's fleeing the interview!
She was great in that movie.
ledzepp8
08-04-2006, 03:09 PM
Fargo
"I'm finishing my coffee."
Big Lebowski
"Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it."
sakata_catching
08-04-2006, 03:38 PM
"Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it."
Boogie Nights
"Why are you going to Algeria? They carry spears, they wear things on their heads, they're a bunch of crazy people over there."
ledzepp8
08-04-2006, 04:09 PM
Boogie Nights
"Why are you going to Algeria? They carry spears, they wear things on their heads, they're a bunch of crazy people over there."
Dog Day Afternoon
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
PeteCanes
08-04-2006, 04:25 PM
Dog Day Afternoon
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
The Goonies. Haha. What a great quote. I love his puking sounds...
"Where am I going to go? There's cliffs on both sides. I'm not going to paddle to New Zealand!"
ScottieBaseball
08-04-2006, 04:51 PM
"Coffee is for closers."
PeteCanes
08-04-2006, 05:10 PM
"Coffee is for closers."
Glengarry Glen Ross
"You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of go@#amn nerds."
ledzepp8
08-04-2006, 05:29 PM
Glengarry Glen Ross
"You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of go@#amn nerds."
Revenge of the Nerds
"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station."
ledzepp8
08-04-2006, 05:32 PM
The Goonies. Haha. What a great quote. I love his puking sounds...
"Where am I going to go? There's cliffs on both sides. I'm not going to paddle to New Zealand!"Point Break
"You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
Spoonless
08-04-2006, 06:15 PM
Revenge of the Nerds
"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station."
The Usual Suspects.
Spacey absolutely killed in that movie. Benecio del Toro was awesome too.
ledzepp8
08-05-2006, 11:25 AM
"Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That's what it means. One of us is going to jail - well, it's not gonna be me."
Spoonless
08-05-2006, 11:45 AM
"Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That's what it means. One of us is going to jail - well, it's not gonna be me."
It's a Wonderful Life.
"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."
nevadaO
08-06-2006, 09:54 PM
It's a Wonderful Life.
"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."
The Thing.
"Now what kind of an attitude is that, these things happen? They only happen because this whole country is just full of people, who when these things happen, they just say these things happen, and that's why they happen! We gotta have control of what happens to us."
sakata_catching
08-07-2006, 06:26 PM
"Now what kind of an attitude is that, these things happen? They only happen because this whole country is just full of people, who when these things happen, they just say these things happen, and that's why they happen! We gotta have control of what happens to us."
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Nobody's gonna walk out of a theater and say, "I didn't like that guy... that guy that holds the cup with one hand, with two hands . . ." I'll tell you what they DO have a good chance of saying: "Where the hell is Paul Newman? Where's Redford? Where's Nicholson?" Shmuck, you'll make more money with Nicholson with the cup than the cup with the other guy.
scOtt's squEEze
08-07-2006, 09:24 PM
HA! Real Life. I like Albert Brooks, but his stuff is so hit or miss. The only other movies of his that I enjoyed all the way through were Defending Your Life and Mother.
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"
PeteCanes
08-08-2006, 01:00 AM
HA! Real Life. I like Albert Brooks, but his stuff is so hit or miss. The only other movies of his that I enjoyed all the way through were Defending Your Life and Mother.
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"
O' Brother Where Art Thou?
"Richard, who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa, or is it Spanky? Sinner..."
Spoonless
08-08-2006, 08:10 AM
Tommy Boy.
"He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!"
erb8472
08-08-2006, 08:22 AM
Throw Momma from the Train
"If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don't care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we're gonna be winners."
NJOriolesFan
08-08-2006, 09:21 AM
Throw Momma from the Train
"If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don't care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we're gonna be winners."
Hoosiers
"Oh yeah, You blend."
ledzepp8
08-08-2006, 10:43 AM
Hoosiers
"Oh yeah, You blend."
My Cousin Vinny
"June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight."
sakata_catching
08-08-2006, 10:52 AM
Taxi Driver.
You got a chance to be a good bum. You can be a meat eater, kid. I mean people, not their garbage.
Taxi Driver.
You got a chance to be a good bum. You can be a meat eater, kid. I mean people, not their garbage.
Is it Rocky?
Edit: forgot to add a quote:
"She's your baggage. You fall behind, and you're on your own."
sakata_catching
08-08-2006, 02:40 PM
Is it Rocky?
Nope. A hint: It's spoken by the actor in my avatar.
scOtt's squEEze
08-08-2006, 02:56 PM
:p
I see we're still going with the whole Ernest Borgnine thing.
Emperor of the North Pole
Lee Marvin was a wonderful actor and still sexy as hell when he was 70.
"She's your baggage. You fall behind, and you're on your own."
Predator. Not my favorite Ahnolt movie, but I still enjoyed it.
One of my personal favorites:
"We did not cheat! We bluffed them. It may have had some frills on it, but we were bluffing them all the same."
As this is such an obscure movie, I'll also give a hint: This is my favorite Joanne Woodward movie.
sakata_catching
08-08-2006, 04:44 PM
:p
I see we're still going with the whole Ernest Borgnine thing.
Emperor of the North Pole
I keep a-pitchin' 'em, & you keep a-hittin' em, squEEze!
Lee Marvin was a wonderful actor and still sexy as hell when he was 70.
Marvin only looked 70. :p He died at age 63.
"We did not cheat! We bluffed them. It may have had some frills on it, but we were bluffing them all the same."
As this is such an obscure movie, I'll also give a hint: This is my favorite Joanne Woodward movie.
Wild stab: They Might be Giants?
scOtt's squEEze
08-08-2006, 05:31 PM
I keep a-pitchin' 'em, & you keep a-hittin' em, squEEze!
I love old movies. ;)
Wild stab: They Might be Giants?
No. Looks like I used too obscure a quote. Lessee.
"I wouldn't play poker with Henry Drummond if his back was to a mirror! Even if I had the money!"
EddieO's21
08-08-2006, 10:37 PM
Ok OK...I think even at 22 I might know this one,
is it A Big Hand For The Little Lady?
my quote...'You expect me to ignore my fans, they're life and death to me, baby! They're the ones who really made me!
We'll keep it old school
scOtt's squEEze
08-09-2006, 02:55 AM
Ok OK...I think even at 22 I might know this one,
is it A Big Hand For The Little Lady?
Yes it is. :) One of my all-time favorites.
EddieO's21
08-09-2006, 09:33 PM
gosh no one can get it???
I'll give an obvious one to keep the thread moving
"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!"
sloppyO177
08-10-2006, 07:15 AM
gosh no one can get it???
I'll give an obvious one to keep the thread moving
"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"You have to shave it so it looks like a beard or else it doesn't count."
EddieO's21
08-10-2006, 09:14 AM
It's actually not Monty Python, althought it's one of my favorites
sakata_catching
08-10-2006, 09:35 AM
"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!"
Too easy. Mommy Dearest.
"You have to shave it so it looks like a beard or else it doesn't count."
Waiting. I only caught about 10 minutes of this movie, but it was the 10 minutes with this bit of dialogue in it.
Rolling right along:
That library over there is worth millions and people keep telling me you're a piece of slime.
nevadaO
08-10-2006, 03:20 PM
Too easy. Mommy Dearest.
Waiting. I only caught about 10 minutes of this movie, but it was the 10 minutes with this bit of dialogue in it.
Rolling right along:
That library over there is worth millions and people keep telling me you're a piece of slime.
Ragtime.
"Lenny, let's try and keep your IQ a family secret."
Spoonless
08-10-2006, 03:34 PM
Ragtime.
"Lenny, let's try and keep your IQ a family secret."
Yeah...Superman IV.
"You care? Then come to me, my brother. Let us see if this heart of yours is stronger than my hate."
EddieO's21
08-10-2006, 09:58 PM
Ohh one of my favorites...Captain America
And mine is one of the best scenes in all of cinema... :D
'From now on we are enemies, you and I. Because you choose for your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because you are unjust, unfair, unkind I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able. I will ruin your incarnation.'
Ohh one of my favorites...Captain America
And mine is one of the best scenes in all of cinema... :D
'From now on we are enemies, you and I. Because you choose for uour instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because you are unjust, unfair, unkind I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able. I will ruin your incarnation.'
Is it Shrek 2?
EddieO's21
08-10-2006, 10:25 PM
nope but I'll give a hint, it's an Oscar Winner
nevadaO
08-11-2006, 12:49 AM
nope but I'll give a hint, it's an Oscar Winner
Hmm... Amadeus?
EddieO's21
08-11-2006, 08:38 AM
GOT IT!!! my favorite :D
sakata_catching
08-11-2006, 09:15 AM
Hey, don't forget to post a quote to keep the thread going! Like this one:
Just remember, my little cabbage, that if there weren't any closets, there wouldn't be any hooks, and if there weren't any hooks, there wouldn't be any fish, and that would suit me fine.
EddieO's21
08-11-2006, 10:19 AM
Boy I'm not all that good with movies, but my mom watches this all the time and it's gotta be Monkey Business
Mines a two parter...
Person A- What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
Person B- Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?
EddieO's21
08-12-2006, 10:45 PM
i'll give a hint, jack nicholson and fay dunnaway
ledzepp8
08-13-2006, 10:06 AM
Boy I'm not all that good with movies, but my mom watches this all the time and it's gotta be Monkey Business
Mines a two parter...
Person A- What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
Person B- Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?
Chinatown
I don't have time for a quote, maybe later.
The Wedge
04-24-2007, 01:21 PM
Back up your ass with the resurrection...
And even though that's sorta a quote, that's not the "real quote" for this.
I'll bring things back with:
This is a face only a mother could love. On pay day.
ScottieBaseball
04-24-2007, 01:25 PM
Back up your ass with the resurrection...
And even though that's sorta a quote, that's not the "real quote" for this.
I'll bring things back with:
This is a face only a mother could love. On pay day.
Hudsucker Proxy!!! "You know, for kids."
My turn!
"What's the last thing you remember?"
"My wife..."
"That's sweet."
"...dying."
The Wedge
04-24-2007, 01:53 PM
Memento.
"Hey! My eyes aren't glistening with the ghosts of my past! "
KLINE
04-24-2007, 02:19 PM
Harry Potter 4.
"Sam Tuttle, I can't think of a better reason NOT to be a Yankee"
The Wedge
04-24-2007, 02:26 PM
For Love of the Game. A movie I not so secretly love. It's schlock, but I loves it anyway.
"What about the Twinkee?"
PeteCanes
04-24-2007, 02:43 PM
For Love of the Game. A movie I not so secretly love. It's schlock, but I loves it anyway.
"What about the Twinkee?"
Ghostbusters
"I'm gonna go have a cigarette. You want a cigarette? What are you, one of those fitness freaks? Yeah? Go f--- yourself." (new favorite quote)
The Wedge
04-24-2007, 02:45 PM
Ah, The Departed. Great throwaway line there, too. Just sort of drops in admist the chaos.
"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."
PeteCanes
04-24-2007, 02:48 PM
Ah, The Departed. Great throwaway line there, too. Just sort of drops in admist the chaos.
"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."
Pulp Fiction
"Bunch of slack jawed f----ts around here. This stuff will make you a G-- D---- sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me."
Pulp Fiction
"Bunch of slack jawed f----ts around here. This stuff will make you a G-- D---- sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me."
Predator
"What kind of a machine bends a stalk of corn without breaking it?"
The Wedge
04-24-2007, 02:51 PM
Ah, most people prefer his Aint got time to bleed line. Predator.
"Huxtable. Alduous Huxtable. That's it dude."
The Wedge
04-24-2007, 02:52 PM
Predator
"What kind of a machine bends a stalk of corn without breaking it?"
...and since you beat me...Signs. Back to mine. Nothing to see here. ;)
PeteCanes
04-24-2007, 02:58 PM
Ah, most people prefer his Aint got time to bleed line. Predator.
"Huxtable. Alduous Huxtable. That's it dude."
Garden State
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported."
...and since you beat me...Signs. Back to mine. Nothing to see here. ;)
Garden State
"I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife."
Garden State
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported."
This is Spinal Tap
My quote from the previous post is still alive.
CrimsonTribe
04-24-2007, 11:26 PM
Garden State
"I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife."
About a Boy. Great movie...
"Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand."
OrangeJerseys
04-25-2007, 02:05 AM
About a Boy. Great movie...
"Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand."
The Sandlot
"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"
The Sandlot
"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"
Fight Club
"Spiders, the spiders, they want me to tap dance. And I don't want to tap dance!"
KLINE
04-25-2007, 12:13 PM
Another Harry Potter quote..
how about this-
"melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement"
theonestevewh
04-25-2007, 01:58 PM
Another Harry Potter quote..
how about this-
"melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement"
Clerks.
"I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that."
KLINE
04-25-2007, 03:10 PM
Clerks.
"I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that."
The Burbs! underrated movie!
"What are you thinking about?"
"Swimmin' pools"
CrimsonTribe
05-17-2007, 01:55 PM
The Burbs! underrated movie!
"What are you thinking about?"
"Swimmin' pools"
I think you're going to have to give us a hint.
KLINE
05-26-2007, 12:18 PM
I think you're going to have to give us a hint.
LOL! :D
How about I just give it away. It's from 'Airheads'-Sandler said that line. Let's move on.
"What are you doing? You promised me breakfast!"
"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the 2nd period and I'm up 12-2. Breakfasts come and go Rene but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime"
orangedive
05-26-2007, 02:09 PM
LOL! :D
How about I just give it away. It's from 'Airheads'-Sandler said that line. Let's move on.
"What are you doing? You promised me breakfast!"
"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the 2nd period and I'm up 12-2. Breakfasts come and go Rene but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime"
Mallrats
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'"
KLINE
05-26-2007, 02:34 PM
Mallrats
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'"
You guys are going to hate me on here, I'm every other message :)
That would be the movie that if you work in a cubical you have to see
"Office Space"
"You've got to believe me, officer, he's coming to Haddonfield....Because I know him-I'm his doctor! You must be ready for him...if you don't, it's your funerel"
ledzepp8
05-26-2007, 06:21 PM
"You've got to believe me, officer, he's coming to Haddonfield....Because I know him-I'm his doctor! You must be ready for him...if you don't, it's your funerel"
Halloween...the greatest horror movie of all time.
Here's one:
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."
Camden_yardbird
05-26-2007, 07:40 PM
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."
Donnie Darko
I love giant bunnies.
"You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!"
Mu'ayyidSaafir
05-27-2007, 07:56 PM
"You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!"
PCU.
-How are you fellas doing?
-Well, we're a little disturbed by the situation in the Middle East, but other than that we're fine.
theonestevewh
05-28-2007, 09:32 AM
PCU.
-How are you fellas doing?
-Well, we're a little disturbed by the situation in the Middle East, but other than that we're fine.
Breaking Away.
"See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him."
KLINE
05-28-2007, 12:38 PM
Breaking Away.
"See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him."
Lethal Weapon
I find this one fitting today
"We won one today, that's 2 in a row, if we win one tomorrow they call that a winning streak. It has happened before"
theonestevewh
05-28-2007, 01:20 PM
Lethal Weapon
I find this one fitting today
"We won one today, that's 2 in a row, if we win one tomorrow they call that a winning streak. It has happened before"
Major League.
"Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL! "
KLINE
05-28-2007, 01:54 PM
Major League.
"Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL! "
Underrated movie w/a good soundtrack for having just techno music.
"Hackers"
"To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task, especially in 1985. And having no money, no job, no plans for the future, the true anarchist position was in itself a strenuous job. "
ledzepp8
05-28-2007, 01:56 PM
"Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL! "Hackers
Here's one:
"Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest "R" I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of **** like you. That woman deserved better. "
ledzepp8
05-28-2007, 02:01 PM
Hackers
Here's one:
"Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest "R" I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of **** like you. That woman deserved better. "
Sorry change my answer to SLC Punk to answer KLINE's.
theonestevewh
05-28-2007, 02:28 PM
Hackers
Here's one:
"Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest "R" I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of **** like you. That woman deserved better. "
Kill Bill Vol 2.
"He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West - like you, Cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You should thank me."
KLINE
05-28-2007, 02:54 PM
Kill Bill Vol 2.
"He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West - like you, Cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You should thank me."
S.W.A.T.
"Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face."
theonestevewh
05-28-2007, 03:03 PM
S.W.A.T.
"Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face."
Ah yes, The Crow. One of my favs.
"You're either a one or a zero. Alive or dead."
KLINE
05-29-2007, 12:29 PM
Ah yes, The Crow. One of my favs.
"You're either a one or a zero. Alive or dead."
Antitrust
"We all go a little mad sometimes" (I will accept 2 answers)
theonestevewh
05-29-2007, 01:00 PM
Antitrust
"We all go a little mad sometimes" (I will accept 2 answers)
HAHA! I love both of those. Scream and Psycho.
"I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened, we wouldn't stand a chance! How could we possibly hope to fight them? "
ledzepp8
05-29-2007, 01:32 PM
HAHA! I love both of those. Scream and Psycho.
"I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened, we wouldn't stand a chance! How could we possibly hope to fight them? "
The Birds
Here's one:
"Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood. They had all this foreign ****. They didn't have **** on my brother, man."
theonestevewh
05-29-2007, 01:41 PM
The Birds
Here's one:
"Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood. They had all this foreign ****. They didn't have **** on my brother, man."
Boyz n the Hood.
"I've made the most important discovery of my life. It's only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found. I'm only here tonight because of you. You are the only reason I am... you are all my reasons. "
KLINE
05-29-2007, 01:43 PM
The Birds
Here's one:
"Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood. They had all this foreign ****. They didn't have **** on my brother, man."
Come on now! Boyz N the Hood
Let's go a little more light hearted on this one, someone just said it at work and it cracked me up!
"Hip? hip-hop? hiphoponanamus"
theonestevewh
05-29-2007, 01:44 PM
Come on now! Boyz N the Hood
Let's go a little more light hearted on this one, someone just said it at work and it cracked me up!
"Hip? hip-hop? hiphoponanamus"
Haha, beat you! Big Daddy
KLINE
05-29-2007, 01:44 PM
Boyz n the Hood.
"I've made the most important discovery of my life. It's only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found. I'm only here tonight because of you. You are the only reason I am... you are all my reasons. "
A beautiful mind
KLINE
05-29-2007, 02:09 PM
"37! my girlfriend sucked 37 D****"
"in a row"
ledzepp8
05-29-2007, 04:11 PM
"37! my girlfriend sucked 37 D****"
"in a row"
Clerks
"You accuse me once, I put up with it. You accuse me twice... I quit. You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a ****ing bullet in your head as if you were anybody else. Okay?"
KLINE
05-29-2007, 05:22 PM
Clerks
"You accuse me once, I put up with it. You accuse me twice... I quit. You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a ****ing bullet in your head as if you were anybody else. Okay?"
The Departed, nice quote though..
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f****** fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f****** junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f***ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin"
theonestevewh
05-30-2007, 08:58 AM
The Departed, nice quote though..
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f****** fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f****** junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f***ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin"
The quote is so true, except for the heroin part... haha. Trainspotting.
"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" "
The quote is so true, except for the heroin part... haha. Trainspotting.
"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" "
I'm thinking John Cusack. Hitman, comes home for high school reunion.
Piven: "TEN! YEARS!" That movie.
KLINE
05-30-2007, 12:46 PM
The quote is so true, except for the heroin part... haha. Trainspotting.
"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" "
GROSSE POINT BLANK!! Great GREAT movie.
"20 papers, 10cents a paper, that's $2. I want my two dollars!"
GROSSE POINT BLANK!! Great GREAT movie.
"20 papers, 10cents a paper, that's $2. I want my two dollars!"
From the same picture: "So you're Al Myers' kid, huh.. Well you look pretty stupid to me."
theonestevewh
05-30-2007, 01:33 PM
GROSSE POINT BLANK!! Great GREAT movie.
"20 papers, 10cents a paper, that's $2. I want my two dollars!"
Uh, oh, started a Cusack streak. Better off Dead
"He actually threatened to shoot Gladys if I didn't tell him where the money was. But I think he was counting on a level of commitment and affection between her and me that just simply wasn't there. "
clapdiddy
05-30-2007, 01:46 PM
Uh, oh, started a Cusack streak. Better off Dead
"He actually threatened to shoot Gladys if I didn't tell him where the money was. But I think he was counting on a level of commitment and affection between her and me that just simply wasn't there. "
The Ice Harvest
"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"
theonestevewh
05-30-2007, 01:58 PM
The Ice Harvest
"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"
Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles!
"I don't know. It's an old saying, Man. Like, there's more than one way to skin a cat, you hear that one? Who skins cats? Why would you skin a cat? And there is not more than one way to skin a cat, there is only one way! You grab the cat and rip the skin off. What's a number two way? Do you put a hose up the cat's butt and he gets so bloated that he skins himself? Does he have a piece of velcro under his butt there, we just unvelcro him? No. "
Haha
Malike
06-03-2007, 03:03 AM
Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles!
"I don't know. It's an old saying, Man. Like, there's more than one way to skin a cat, you hear that one? Who skins cats? Why would you skin a cat? And there is not more than one way to skin a cat, there is only one way! You grab the cat and rip the skin off. What's a number two way? Do you put a hose up the cat's butt and he gets so bloated that he skins himself? Does he have a piece of velcro under his butt there, we just unvelcro him? No. "
Haha
Damn, that quote has me stumped, Steve.
"Fame is a ***** goddess, Fame is fraud. Fame is nothing, It's foam. Fame will break your heart brother
But creativity is passion, And it's endless.
You look for fame, you'll lose your soul. You look for creation, you'll find it."
Terrible movie, great quote!
theonestevewh
06-03-2007, 03:15 PM
Damn, that quote has me stumped, Steve.
"Fame is a ***** goddess, Fame is fraud. Fame is nothing, It's foam. Fame will break your heart brother
But creativity is passion, And it's endless.
You look for fame, you'll lose your soul. You look for creation, you'll find it."
Terrible movie, great quote!
My quote is from Blank Check. It's a kid movie that I saw way back when I was a young pup (1995). I love the movie for one reason...Rick Ducommun! He's hilarious.
I have no idea what movie your quote is from! I'm sure ledzepp or KLINE or someone else will probably though so give them a day or two to figure it out!