Button Fly

[KLINE]

Ok. So my wife came home w/some new work pants from Banana Republic, they had a great sale and she knew if she didn't buy them I wouldn't go back out to check out the sale(which is true). Anyways I put a pair on and wore them to work this morning and they have a button fly! I, for one, have never owned a pair of button fly pants. I must say these things are freakin annoying. Nothing like having to piss out that morning SoBe and not being able to get the damn buttons un-buttoned!!!

BOOOO BUTTON FLY CREATOR!!! :)

[blueberryale77]

Welcome to the world of fashion victimhood... where women have been living for centuries. :D

[ChrisP]

Sounds like a good time for a song. Here's the first line:


Here's to you Button fly pants creator.

[ScottieBaseball]

Ok. So my wife came home w/some new work pants from Banana Republic, they had a great sale and she knew if she didn't buy them I wouldn't go back out to check out the sale(which is true). Anyways I put a pair on and wore them to work this morning and they have a button fly! I, for one, have never owned a pair of button fly pants. I must say these things are freakin annoying. Nothing like having to piss out that morning SoBe and not being able to get the damn buttons un-buttoned!!!

BOOOO BUTTON FLY CREATOR!!! :)

Word of advice: Never, under any circumstances, wear button fly pants when planning to drink heavily. You're welcome.

[TGO]

IIRC button flies are actually the more traditionally acceptable fly. The bespoke suit makers in England still default to those.

But yeah, I hate them. :D I've gotten better with them but still hate them.

[bgfield]

Wait you mean instead of a zipper there are additionally buttons? :eek:

I've never even heard of this and I hope I never have to wear a pair of pants like that.

[Icterus galbula]

Also, the button fly on boxers can be quite frustrating, because it usually means a lack of suitable fabric overlap. I have some pairs where the hole has worn out too much and the damn thing doesn't stay buttoned. If I find myself wearing one of these pairs while playing sports, I'll constantly have to readjust my manhood to its proper domain..

[HoodGuy007]

Sounds like a good time for a song. Here's the first line:


Here's to you Button fly pants creator.

MR. Button Fly Pants Creator

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Button Fly Pants Creator
(Mr. Button Fly Pants Creator)
Some men zip their fly, but that was too easy. You need to make it as hard as possible to use the restroom.
(I love fashion!)
Nothing says to your wife "I will love you forever" like having to pee yourself because you don't know how your pants work.
(Just call me Miles Davis!)
Much like a small animal, you let your significant other dress you today, but that's ok. You'll be happier tonight for it.
(Yeah!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O' Fashion Butterfly, your wife may love you, but you'll never figure out your pants.
(Mr. Button Fly Pants Creator)

[MChance]

Also, the button fly on boxers can be quite frustrating, because it usually means a lack of suitable fabric overlap. I have some pairs where the hole has worn out too much and the damn thing doesn't stay buttoned. If I find myself wearing one of these pairs while playing sports, I'll constantly have to readjust my manhood to its proper domain..

You shouldn't be wearing boxers when playing sports in the first place. Man up and put on some briefs!

I went to Hollister the other day in an attempt to get a new pair of jeans. Yup, all button fly. I left without anything except for the smell of their cologne lingering on me for hours. Damn, that store stinks! Workers literally walk around, spraying that stuff all over the clothes. But the hot underage girls working there makes it almost worth it.

[ChrisP]

[QUOTE=HoodGuy007;969216]MR. Button Fly Pants Creator QUOTE]

Nicely done.:cool:

[ChipTait]

I've worn button fly jeans exclusively for over 20 years, and I promise you that I can get out of them as quickly as need be. ;)

[dedwretched]

I love zip fly jeans. But you need to realize, being a guy and having a zipper *down there*. Not always a good combination. There's Something About Mary, anyone?

[ScottieBaseball]

I love zip fly jeans. But you need to realize, being a guy and having a zipper *down there*. Not always a good combination. There's Something About Mary, anyone?

"We got a bleeder!"

[cindyluvsbrady]

I love zip fly jeans. But you need to realize, being a guy and having a zipper *down there*. Not always a good combination. There's Something About Mary, anyone?

LOL:D
That movie is hysterical!

[Goop]

MR. Button Fly Pants Creator

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Button Fly Pants Creator
(Mr. Button Fly Pants Creator)
Some men zip their fly, but that was too easy. You need to make it as hard as possible to use the restroom.
(I love fashion!)
Nothing says to your wife "I will love you forever" like having to pee yourself because you don't know how your pants work.
(Just call me Miles Davis!)
Much like a small animal, you let your significant other dress you today, but that's ok. You'll be happier tonight for it.
(Yeah!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O' Fashion Butterfly, your wife may love you, but you'll never figure out your pants.
(Mr. Button Fly Pants Creator)

Well done my friend....well done :D