View Full Version : Miguel Tejada is responsible for all of our losses!
And none of our wins!
Purple monkey dishwasher!
Also, I'm pretty sure he kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
I'd say he was the shooter on the grassy knoll, but everyone knows he would have been caught because he would refuse to hustle away from the scene.
JohnD
08-02-2007, 10:35 AM
If the O's hadn't signed him there would be no more algae blooms in the bay.
ScottieBaseball
08-02-2007, 10:37 AM
Every time Miguel Tejada makes an out, half a dozen cute little fluffy puppies die horribly.
rolliefingers
08-02-2007, 10:42 AM
Every time Miguel Tejada swings at the first pitch of an at-bat, Billy Beane's entire family begins bleeding out of their eyes.
Unless he hits a home run, in which case...that...doesn't happen.
ScottieBaseball
08-02-2007, 10:52 AM
Miguel Tejada's arrival to Baltimore happened around the same time I was diagnosed with acid reflux disease. Coincidence? I think not.
JohnD
08-02-2007, 10:55 AM
My fridge broke this week and I'm worried about how long stuff will stay good sitting in a cooler until my landlord gets a new one. I'm pretty sure, though I have no evidence, that Miggy came into my apartment when I wasn't home and destroyed my fridge with a bat.
My fridge broke this week and I'm worried about how long stuff will stay good sitting in a cooler until my landlord gets a new one. I'm pretty sure, though I have no evidence, that Miggy came into my apartment when I wasn't home and destroyed my fridge with a bat.
I bet he hit the fridge on the first swing and jogged very slowly away.
blueberryale77
08-02-2007, 11:47 AM
Rampant real estate speculation and corruption by none other than Mr. Miguel Tejada have sent the housing market in Hoboken, NJ spiraling out of control, thus leaving me with a distinct possiblity of being homeless come September 1 and forcing poor hustling, non-error making Alex Rodriguez to renegotiate with the Yankees for even more money in order to continue to afford his two story waterfront penthouse and his wife to resort to wearing obscene tank tops because she can't afford proper clothes.
I'll be the first to admit ranting about Miggy is one of my hobbies but blaming him for stuff that's really not remotely his fault is even more fun! :p
Sports Guy
08-02-2007, 11:53 AM
Pretty sure Miggy was the father of Anna Nicole's baby.
rolliefingers
08-02-2007, 11:53 AM
My fridge broke this week and I'm worried about how long stuff will stay good sitting in a cooler until my landlord gets a new one. I'm pretty sure, though I have no evidence, that Miggy came into my apartment when I wasn't home and destroyed my fridge with a bat.
At least he didn't miss it!
/rimshot
Miggy told me that B12 is the Dominican name for thoroughbred racehorse steroids.
He also said Fidel asked him to give the B12 to Raffy.
The Wedge
08-02-2007, 12:09 PM
Dick Cheney never shot a soul, it was that dodgy Tejada in the weeds.
Global Warming? No, not Tejada. His son. You can sort of blame Tejada for that for spawning him.
Jeffrey Maier wouldn't have tried to catch that ball at all if Miguel Tejada hadn't have told him prior to the game that "the really cool people interfere with balls in play."
square634
08-02-2007, 12:28 PM
Jeffrey Maier wouldn't have tried to catch that ball at all if Miguel Tejada hadn't have told him prior to the game that "the really cool people interfere with balls in play."
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/maier.png
And if only Tejada had never spit in John Hirschbeck's face!
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/Spit.png
I give up getting the images to actually appear, even though I have succeeded at doing it in the past.
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/maier.png
And if only Tejada had never spit in John Hirschbeck's face!
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/Spit.png
I give up getting the images to actually appear.
My guess is you can't "hot link" png files.
And that's Miguel's fault! :mad:
Warning, Harry Potter spoiler below:
Tejada killed Harry! He said he doesn't like happy endings. And he hates children.
gallden
08-02-2007, 01:22 PM
Miguel Tejada's arrival to Baltimore happened around the same time I was diagnosed with acid reflux disease. Coincidence? I think not.
Do you really have acid reflux?
blueberryale77
08-02-2007, 01:32 PM
My guess is you can't "hot link" png files.
And that's Miguel's fault! :mad:
That Miguel is a lousy software programmer. He must not be very smart. :p
The Wedge
08-02-2007, 01:41 PM
The Ramones got it wrong. The KKK didn't take their baby away, it was Miguel Tejada.
Researchers at Johns Hopkins cured cancer, but an errant throw by Tejada bounced in to the lab and destroyed the research.
Tejada could have caught Bin Laden, but he loafed it out of the box and let him get away.
ScottieBaseball
08-02-2007, 02:08 PM
Do you really have acid reflux?
Yes, thank Miggy very much! ;)
I take Nexium for it. Works like a charm.
DREKTUNES
08-02-2007, 03:15 PM
Who doesn't like candy? Tejada.
And you know, I had a full head of hair before he came to the O's. Hmmmm. Thanks, Miggy!!!
CrimsonTribe
08-02-2007, 04:14 PM
Miggy stole my girlfriend and ate my dog.
Miggy went 0-4 with a hat trick today. :(
blueberryale77
08-02-2007, 04:44 PM
Tejada could have caught Bin Laden, but he loafed it out of the box and let him get away.
I would "fix that for you" but there's that pesky rule about political threads. :002_stongue:
Tejada put those man-eating badgers in Iraq.
square634
08-02-2007, 05:34 PM
The Orioles were about to trade for Chuck Norris before the deadline, but then Tejada killed him.
The Wedge
08-02-2007, 06:27 PM
Tejada stole my dog and kicked my girlfriend.
Hank Scorpio
08-02-2007, 08:26 PM
Miguel Tejada hates you all.
Pedro Cerrano
08-02-2007, 08:41 PM
Tejada Gave Me The Clap! Why God, Why?!?!
blueberryale77
08-02-2007, 09:57 PM
Tejada Gave Me The Clap! Why God, Why?!?!
Nah, he did all those other things, but I'm pretty sure that one was Josh Beckett. :p
...although Tejada did give Josh Beckett the clap and is therefore responsible for a major outbreak among undergrads at all the major Boston colleges.
Why Not?
08-02-2007, 10:08 PM
Miguel Tejada founded Enron and puts unsolvable Soduku puzzles in newspapers.
HoodGuy007
08-03-2007, 02:59 AM
True story... I once saw Miguel Tejeda take out all of musics legends in a single hit: Elvis (forced him to have a heart attack on a toilet by his inability to run out and get a doctor), John Lennon (Foul ball that wasn't able to make it too far on the mean streets), Kurt Cobain (OD on B12), Tupac and Biggy (I dunno how he did it, he just did).
If only he would take out the Baja Men. Speaking of the Baja Men, Miggy let the Dogs Out. Jerk.
scOtt
08-03-2007, 04:38 AM
Tejada made Ralphie want a baseball mitt instead of a Red Rider Carbon-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock! :D
which gave Black Bart and his evil gang free reign to take over the world.
scOtt
08-03-2007, 04:38 AM
And Tejada killed Kenny.
the bastage!
pappybird
08-03-2007, 06:18 AM
....but ever since Miggy came back I've noticed a strange rash growing on my left wrist!.......and now all of my throws from SS to 1st are strangely going 10-12' wide of the 1st baseman.....and I can't move to my right anymore.....and I keep hitting into double plays.....and my 40 yard dash speed has gone from 4.7 to 8.3..... that's weird enough, but you wanna know what's really weird??? The rash is starting to look like......you guessed it.....Miguel Tejada!
blueberryale77
08-03-2007, 09:39 AM
While he was on the DL, Miggy ran around China sabotaging factories... he put the lead paint on the Sesame Street toys, the rat poison in the cat food... you name it. All the problems with Chinese manufactured goods? Miggy! Every single one. When he's not on the DL he has henchman who tamper in Chinese factories for him. Mora's filling in for him right now.
Miguel Tejada will not rest until gas costs $11 a gallon. And he hid Saddam's WMDs for him.
The Wedge
08-03-2007, 10:05 AM
You ever see those bumper stickers that say "Eve was Framed"? Who do you think did the framing?
You ever see those bumper stickers that say "Eve was Framed"? Who do you think did the framing?
Speaking of framed, Tejada definitely framed Roger Rabbit. AND Judge Doom, who he brainwashed.
The Wedge
08-03-2007, 10:12 AM
I'm about to blow your mind people.
Miguel Tejada is Keyzor Soze.
And Tyler Durden.
JohnD
08-03-2007, 10:15 AM
Tejada is responsible for Hammerjacks closing. He also shoulders the blame for the decline of the horse racing industry in the state and the rising cost of healthcare. Tejada also made McDonalds unhealthy for everyone and gave George Brett hemmeroids way back in the day.
The Wedge
08-03-2007, 10:53 AM
Tejada is responsible for Hammerjacks closing.
BOTH TIMES!
BaltimoreTerp
08-03-2007, 10:56 AM
Just for the record, in case someone found my comment in bad taste, it is a TV reference:
http://www.tv.com/family-guy/mr.-griffin-goes-to-washington/episode/58661/trivia.html#quotes
I figure that's why it isn't there anymore :p
The Wedge
08-03-2007, 11:06 AM
Miguel Tejada made my brain explode in frustration. Albeit vicariously.
blueberryale77
08-03-2007, 12:09 PM
Tejada is responsible for Hammerjacks closing. He also shoulders the blame for the decline of the horse racing industry in the state and the rising cost of healthcare. Tejada also made McDonalds unhealthy for everyone and gave George Brett hemmeroids way back in the day.
He caused Jim Eisenreich's Tourette's Syndrome as well. As a young boy growing up in the Dominican Republic, Miggy honed his superpowers by wreaking long-distance medical havok in the clubhouse of the 1980's Kansas City Royals.
...and he put the pine tar on the bat!
He caused Jim Eisenreich's Tourette's Syndrome as well. As a young boy growing up in the Dominican Republic, Miggy honed his superpowers by wreaking long-distance medical havok in the clubhouse of the 1980's Kansas City Royals.
...and he put the pine tar on the bat!
All that stuff made John Schuerholz leave the Royals, too, which caused their collapse. Miguel Tejada hates the Kansas City metropolis with the fire of a thousand suns.
square634
08-03-2007, 12:58 PM
Miguel Tejada also let the 49ers win the NFC championship in 1982, and he gave up "The Catch" to Derek Jeter, too!
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/thecatch.jpg
OK, this one is a jpg, what gives!
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to square634 again.
Maybe the forum doesn't like photobucket because of the non-WWW domain address? Totally a guess. :confused:
square634
08-03-2007, 01:02 PM
No, I've used photobucket before to post a couple of pictures, I guess I should find those posts to see what I did. Hmm, I copied code I used for a Do Not Feed the Troll picture that worked before, but now it doesn't. Interesting.. OK, I copied the code for a picture that I had in the hangouter articles section, and it worked again in that section. When I put it here, it turned into a link. Maybe pictures are disabled in the rants section?
scOtt
08-03-2007, 01:17 PM
Just for the record, in case someone found my comment in bad taste, it is a TV reference:
http://www.tv.com/family-guy/mr.-griffin-goes-to-washington/episode/58661/trivia.html#quotes
I figure that's why it isn't there anymore :p
It's actually a TV reference of a song reference. Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant. Sitting on the Group W bench with those types of unsavory people.
blueberryale77
08-03-2007, 01:44 PM
All that stuff made John Schuerholz leave the Royals, too, which caused their collapse. Miguel Tejada hates the Kansas City metropolis with the fire of a thousand suns.
I'm pretty sure he's also responsible for that whacko cult from Topeka (which is just outside the Kansas side of the KC metro area) that goes around protesting gay people and military funerals.
ScottieBaseball
08-03-2007, 01:52 PM
Miguel Tejada screwed up my mocha latte from Starbucks this morning.
scOtt
08-03-2007, 02:00 PM
Miggy talked Benedict Arnold into helping the British.
And he designed the voting machines in Florida.
And he's the one who removed all the good vids on YouTube.
And he wrote the Michaelangelo virus.
And he put Katy Couric on the CBS news.
No, I've used photobucket before to post a couple of pictures, I guess I should find those posts to see what I did. Hmm, I copied code I used for a Do Not Feed the Troll picture that worked before, but now it doesn't. Interesting.. OK, I copied the code for a picture that I had in the hangouter articles section, and it worked again in that section. When I put it here, it turned into a link. Maybe pictures are disabled in the rants section?
<img src=http://umoja.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/puppy.jpg></img>
Guess so.
scOtt
08-03-2007, 02:05 PM
<img src=http://umoja.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/puppy.jpg></img>
Guess so.
AWWWWW! Look at the puppy! :)
AWWWWW! Look at the puppy! :)
That was taken shortly before Miguel Tejada punted the dog off the side of a bridge.
scOtt
08-03-2007, 02:10 PM
That was taken shortly before Miguel Tejada punted the dog off the side of a bridge.
ROFLMAO! Points!
NuOriolesNation
08-03-2007, 03:02 PM
Tejada was the guy that put the banana peel on the steps when they were taking the 1996 All-Star photo for the American League... Everyone knows what happened next... Roberto Hernandez proceeded to slip on that peel and break Cal Ripken's nose... reporters caught Tejada laughing histerically and murmurring, "my evil plan has come to fruition"... it has been said tejada coveted Ripken's consecutive games streak and wanted to make it easier for himself to break by putting ripken out of commission...
NuOriolesNation
08-03-2007, 03:06 PM
Also, Tejada kidnapped Paul Folkemer... he was tired of all the sarcastic humor he was receiving from him in the OH Game Recaps...
Sure the OH wants you to THINK he is on vacation... because the ransom Tejada has demanded is so steep it cannot be afforded... probably needs all that money because after this contract is over, no one is going to want an aging, declining SS, with no power, and is responsible for all of the plagues of the world...
And the fact he punted a puppy over a bridge doesn't help his case ;)
HoodGuy007
08-03-2007, 03:16 PM
And, most importantly, punted a dog over a bridge and put us all in a glass case of emotion.
JohnD
08-03-2007, 03:21 PM
Miguel Tejada screwed up my mocha latte from Starbucks this morning.
I blame Tejada for getting Scottie to drink foofoo drinks from Starbucks in the first place. And also for making the Browns sign that wuss Brady Quinn.
ScottieBaseball
08-03-2007, 03:30 PM
I blame Tejada for getting Scottie to drink foofoo drinks from Starbucks in the first place. And also for making the Browns sign that wuss Brady Quinn.
It had a double-shot of espresso in it. Does that butch it up for you, John? :D
Further regarding the Browns...Miguel Tejada gave OT Ryan Tucker steroids-laced B12, hence his 4-game suspension (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2959887).
blueberryale77
08-03-2007, 03:48 PM
Speaking of Starbucks, I walked by the one around the corner from my office today and noticed a sign outside that they have a new blueberries and cream frappuccino. Apparently Miguel Tejada plans on kidnapping me, throwing me in a blender, and serving me to thousands of unsuspecting yuppies! :eek:
...but I am fully counting on some combination of Brian Roberts, Nick Markakis and Jeremy Guthrie to save me.
square634
08-03-2007, 04:46 PM
Believe it or not, the reason we made no moves at the deadline is because Tejada scared Flanaghan and Duquette while they were being walked on their leashes.
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/leash-1.jpg
And, despite popular belief, Aaron Boone did not hit a walkoff home run against Tim Wakefield to propel the Yankees past the Sawx. It was none other than our very own Miguel Tejada!
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/walkoff.jpg
Think Joe Carter hit a walkoff home run in game 6 of the 1993 world series? Wrong again! It was actually Derek Jeter possessing Carter's body while Tejada looked on dismayed from the sidelines.
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/DerekCarter.png
JohnD
08-03-2007, 05:43 PM
It had a double-shot of espresso in it. Does that butch it up for you, John? :D
Further regarding the Browns...Miguel Tejada gave OT Ryan Tucker steroids-laced B12, hence his 4-game suspension (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2959887).
Miguel Tejada makes Scott where bright pink shirts. And he did give Ryan Tucker that B12 on the same day a nice little feature was written about him. Tejada also apparently hates my man Pat McManamon at the Akron Beacon Journal.
pappybird
08-03-2007, 06:32 PM
......we ALL know who Luke Skywalker's father was......but do you know who HIS father was ?????
Well, I'll tell you.....it was Miguel Tejada (aka "The Force").
I knew it!
The Wedge
08-03-2007, 06:40 PM
Ever wonder why we refer to El Nino in that Spanish term? Yup, Miguel Tejada.
JohnD
08-03-2007, 06:43 PM
Miguel Tejada invented rush hour traffic.
The Wedge
08-03-2007, 06:44 PM
Miguel Tejada invented rush hour traffic.
...and he's single handedly holding up the research in to the flying car.
square634
08-03-2007, 08:39 PM
That was taken shortly before Miguel Tejada punted the dog off the side of a bridge.
Here is the indisputable photographic evidence!! (And yes, I have nothing better to do while watching the O's game).
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/puppy.jpg
cindyluvsbrady
08-03-2007, 08:53 PM
Did everyone go crazy while I was at SURVIVOR campground near Cooperstown?:confused:
I love My Miguel.
blueberryale77
08-03-2007, 09:23 PM
Did everyone go crazy while I was at SURVIVOR campground near Cooperstown?:confused:
I love My Miguel.
Oh no, Miggy made us all go crazy! :002_ssuprised: :eek:
rolliefingers
08-03-2007, 09:39 PM
Here is the indisputable photographic evidence!! (And yes, I have nothing better to do while watching the O's game).
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/puppy.jpg
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to square634 again.
square634
08-03-2007, 09:45 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to square634 again.
Funnily enough, I think at least half of my rep points come from posting pictures I make using Paint Shop Pro. It's really frustrating to have to re-download the free trial every month or so, but it's worth it for the rep points :D
scOtt
08-04-2007, 01:21 AM
It had a double-shot of espresso in it. Does that butch it up for you, John? :D
Further regarding the Browns...Miguel Tejada gave OT Ryan Tucker steroids-laced B12, hence his 4-game suspension (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2959887).
MMMMMMMM Double shot! That'll get your day charged up. Better than a B-12 shot. :002_ssuprised:
Tejada was the guy on the grassy knoll.
He also gave Aubrey Huff some pointers in ST.
And he invented new Coke.
And astroturf.
And fanny packs.
And Interleague Play.
Miguel Tejada was singlehandedly responsible for the collapse of the stock market and The Great Depression because of his loose money policies.
JohnD
08-04-2007, 01:36 AM
Tejada invented parking meters, home owner's associations, and athlete's foot.
He also invented the electric slide, in order to become the bane of wedding guests everywhere.
Blue laws are Tejada's way of making sure no one has as much fun as he does.
scOtt
08-04-2007, 02:25 AM
Tejada made the board go down a few minutes ago. Just for his own amusement. It said it was "routine maintenance" but we all know the truth. ;)
scOtt
08-04-2007, 04:08 AM
Who controls the British Pound?
Who keeps the metric system down?
HE DO!
HE DO!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
HE DO!
HE DO!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenburg a star?
HE DO!
HE DO!
Who robs the cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
HE DO!
HE DO!
This Miggy is a bad motherSHUT YO MOUTH!
but I'm just talkin' 'bout Miggy...
BritFan
08-06-2007, 08:17 AM
It was Miggy who punched Paul Folkemer in the face. Paul walked away slowly because he knew Miggy had no chance of catching up with him
rolliefingers
08-06-2007, 08:53 AM
Funnily enough, I think at least half of my rep points come from posting pictures I make using Paint Shop Pro. It's really frustrating to have to re-download the free trial every month or so, but it's worth it for the rep points :D
Keep making them as amusingly awful as that one, and there's more where that came from, my friend.:D
Miggy would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
NuOriolesNation
08-06-2007, 09:52 AM
I blame Tejada for getting Scottie to drink foofoo drinks from Starbucks in the first place. And also for making the Browns sign that wuss Brady Quinn.
Actually Quinn is still a holdout... and thats because TEJADA IS HIS AGENT!!! :eek:
MTOsFan
08-06-2007, 01:26 PM
Tejada turned me into a newt.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............
I got better.
ScottieBaseball
08-06-2007, 01:47 PM
Tejada made the board go down a few minutes ago. Just for his own amusement. It said it was "routine maintenance" but we all know the truth. ;)
THAT was actually me running some maintenance stuff, but I don't really need to tell you who made me do it, do I? Mmm-hmm. Miguel Tejada, that's who.
square634
08-06-2007, 02:09 PM
It is common knowledge among O's fans that Willie Stargell hit three home runs in the 1979 World Series to lead the Pirates over the Orioles in 7 games.
But look again!! If you look really closely, you can see it was actually none other than Miguel Tejada, using a time machine!
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/MiguelStargell.jpg
JohnD
08-06-2007, 03:03 PM
Tejada invented the hangover. If you want to have as much fun for a few hours as he does all the time, you've got to pay for it later!
square634
08-06-2007, 03:22 PM
Ever wondered who ran Pat Gillick and Jon Miller out of town? Hint: It wasn't Angelos! :eek:
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/kidnap.jpg
The Wedge
08-06-2007, 04:12 PM
Armando didn't blow the 97 ALCS, he threw it. I bet you can guess under whose orders...
scOtt
08-07-2007, 01:16 AM
Miguel Tejada divides by zero!
*shudder*
NuOriolesNation
08-07-2007, 03:39 PM
It is common knowledge among O's fans that Willie Stargell hit three home runs in the 1979 World Series to lead the Pirates over the Orioles in 7 games.
But look again!! If you look really closely, you can see it was actually none other than Miguel Tejada, using a time machine!
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/square634/MiguelStargell.jpg
WOW! Tejada is GOOD! A switch-hitter now? ;)
NuOriolesNation
08-07-2007, 03:40 PM
Tejada pees in all of the beers bought at OPACY!!! :002_ssuprised: Now we are all going to test positive for steroi... er high levels of B12 ;)
NuOriolesNation
08-07-2007, 03:44 PM
Mars used to support life... you know why it doesn't now? Yes, TEJADA!!! TE! JA! DA!!!!
The Wedge
08-24-2007, 03:34 PM
Judas Iscariot? Fall guy.
blueberryale77
08-24-2007, 03:52 PM
If not for Tejada, the work week would have already been over 4 hours ago. :(
Leitch
08-24-2007, 04:49 PM
I heard Tejada is also not that great at baseball
blueberryale77
08-24-2007, 05:25 PM
Thanks to Luis Hernandez, I am finally done my work and can go home for the weekend! :D
weams
08-24-2007, 05:41 PM
He will keep Rafael Palmeiro out of the HOF.
DurbBird
08-24-2007, 09:13 PM
My best friend loves Miguel Tejada, and now she's living in Dayton, Ohio.
blueberryale77
08-28-2007, 12:00 PM
Miguel Tejada made my office network go haywire so we can't print anything. Fortunately, Luis Hernandez is hard at work fixing the problem and has already fixed the internet so I can goof off. :D
Gurgi
09-01-2007, 01:51 AM
Tejada does make great trade bait. Wonder where he is gonna end up next year?
NuOriolesNation
09-11-2007, 02:09 PM
Who caued the Ravens to turn the ball over 6 times? I'll give you one guess...
psst! Miggy has voodoo powers...
blueberryale77
09-11-2007, 02:15 PM
Who caued the Ravens to turn the ball over 6 times? I'll give you one guess...
psst! Miggy has voodoo powers...
Well at least Miggy also caused the QBs from both NY teams to get hurt this weekend so he doesn't hurt Baltimore exlusively. :cool:
NuOriolesNation
09-11-2007, 02:23 PM
Well at least Miggy also caused the QBs from both NY teams to get hurt this weekend so he doesn't hurt Baltimore exlusively. :cool:
Maybe Miggy wants Pennington's job?
Maybe Miggy wants Pennington's job?
I hear Miggy does not scramble to his left well at all. Rex Ryan will be all over that.
Crazy O
09-11-2007, 08:04 PM
Tejada made me spill my macchiato!!!!! :mad:
Since we're all typing in small fonts,I will say this is a Talladega Nights Reference
scOtt
09-12-2007, 02:29 AM
We've obviously all been wrong about Tejada. I guess he's just a cog in the Grand Master Plan™ (http://www.orioleshangout.com/article.asp?ID=1241) according to Paul.
:p
BTW, Paul, "wireless Oblique Strainer" is comedy GOLD!