View Full Version : Farting in the workplace.
Basegirl
09-05-2007, 04:07 PM
Just don't do it!
I'm so glad you've brought other people into this charming situation that you deal with daily.
The Wedge
09-05-2007, 04:08 PM
Work is pretty much the only place I can fart. I'm alone 70% of the time.
I'm so glad you've brought other people into this charming situation that you deal with daily.
It is AUDIBLE from at least 10 feet away. NOT. COOL.
Work is pretty much the only place I can fart. I'm alone 70% of the time.
I'm in a God-forsaken cube farm. With a guy who has some kind of chronic gastro-intestinal distress. He's very nice, but the audible farts are a bit much.
blueberryale77
09-05-2007, 04:18 PM
Your co-worker needs a bumper sticker I saw the other day. Two of my friends and I were on the New Jersey turnpike and we saw an SUV with one of those little support ribbon stickers. It was white with red writing and borders, which we hadn't seen before. We made my friend who was driving speed up and get behind it so we could read it. It said...
"SUPPORT FARTING"
I kid you not. Maybe this was your co-worker. Did he have occasion to travel south last week and return home via the NJTP?
AgentOrange
09-05-2007, 04:36 PM
Sounds like some crop dusting going on.
Very nice.
The Wedge
09-05-2007, 04:38 PM
I'm in a God-forsaken cube farm. With a guy who has some kind of chronic gastro-intestinal distress. He's very nice, but the audible farts are a bit much.
Well, he's gotta know about it. The least he could do is buy people some air fresheners or spray or something.
Well, he's gotta know about it. The least he could do is buy people some air fresheners or spray or something.
Luckily, I'm not close enough that I have to smell it. I only have to hear it. If I smelled it, I would have quit by now.
JohnD
09-05-2007, 05:08 PM
You may not think the situation could be worse, but trust me, it can be. I know because I live it at my job. If that's the worst of your concerns, you're getting off far easier than I am.
TonySoprano
09-05-2007, 07:08 PM
Workplace farting making me mad !
The Wedge
09-05-2007, 07:16 PM
It's universal.
Making me mad making me mad!
See?
For the record, it's not. "Making me mad" is awesome.
square634
09-05-2007, 07:18 PM
It's universal.
Making me mad making me mad!
See?
For the record, it's not. "Making me mad" is awesome.
Excuse me, but I believe your spelling is off. The term is "Makin me mad" no 'g'. ;) :D
AgentOrange
09-05-2007, 07:20 PM
Excuse me, but I believe your spelling is off. The term is "Makin me mad" no 'g'. ;) :D
I am at work.
and I just farted. :p
The Wedge
09-05-2007, 07:26 PM
Dropping the "g" is makin me mad.
Hank Scorpio
09-05-2007, 07:31 PM
Did you guys hear that?
Lucky Jim
09-05-2007, 07:33 PM
Dropping the "g" is makin me mad.
My guess is that John-OH can't find the "G" and that's why women are always makin' him mad.
JohnD
09-05-2007, 07:45 PM
Whoaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Hank Scorpio
09-05-2007, 07:48 PM
Zing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky Jim
09-05-2007, 07:54 PM
:D
Sorry. That was just too good to pass up. ;)
ScottieBaseball
09-05-2007, 08:47 PM
My guess is that John-OH can't find the "G" and that's why women are always makin' him mad.
BOOOOOOOMSHAKALAKA!!! :D
My guess is that John-OH can't find the "G" and that's why women are always makin' him mad.
/slow clap.
elextrano8
09-05-2007, 09:36 PM
My guess is that John-OH can't find the "G" and that's why women are always makin' him mad.
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lucky Jim again."
Bravo!
bgfield
09-05-2007, 10:51 PM
First day back at college for me today. I had horrible gas all day but held it in. Mainly because I knew it wasn't just gas, it was toxic. I tried to squeeze a few out in between classes while outside but they were fully withdrawn by that point. I had to wait until the end of the day and oh man, was it worth the wait.
scOtt
09-06-2007, 01:30 AM
Farts are funny.
Flosman
09-07-2007, 02:07 PM
My guess is that John-OH can't find the "G" and that's why women are always makin' him mad.
Owe you some Rep had to spread it around.
McLovin
09-07-2007, 03:49 PM
*farts at work - albeit (mostly) discreetly*
What? I'm a man...
I used to have a boss who would just fart away while talking to you. I mean like 4 or 5 times in a 60 second conversation. He wouldn't acknowledge it in the least. And me, forever the third grader, thought it was pretty damn funny - but I didn't laugh. I just kept a pen clamped in my jaw so he couldn't see me cracking up inside.
Update:
Farting on packed, rush hour subway trains? Also unacceptable. Don't do that either.
ChrisP
09-11-2007, 12:35 PM
Heck, I just take a walk (most of the time) around the cube floor. By the time someone takes the time to stand up and look around, I'm around the next corner.:D
NuOriolesNation
09-11-2007, 02:13 PM
First day back at college for me today. I had horrible gas all day but held it in. Mainly because I knew it wasn't just gas, it was toxic. I tried to squeeze a few out in between classes while outside but they were fully withdrawn by that point. I had to wait until the end of the day and oh man, was it worth the wait.
I just pray it wasn't a product of the dreaded "shart"
bgfield
09-11-2007, 08:08 PM
I just pray it wasn't a product of the dreaded "shart"
It was one of those times when you knew you had to be careful when farting or it COULD have been a shart. That's another reason I ended up holding it in so long.
blueberryale77
09-11-2007, 09:52 PM
Update:
Farting on packed, rush hour subway trains? Also unacceptable. Don't do that either.
That's why I never sit on subways unless the car is almost completely empty. Otherwise, if the train gets crowded around you after you sit down, people can fart in your face. That's the worst.
It was one of those times when you knew you had to be careful when farting or it COULD have been a shart. That's another reason I ended up holding it in so long.
TMI, dude...TMI.
McLovin
09-12-2007, 08:41 AM
First day back at college for me today. I had horrible gas all day but held it in. Mainly because I knew it wasn't just gas, it was toxic. I tried to squeeze a few out in between classes while outside but they were fully withdrawn by that point. I had to wait until the end of the day and oh man, was it worth the wait.
My first class I attended in college I tried to drop a silent but deadly one on my new classmates. Unfortunately it came out very loud and deadly. Great first impression. I tried to play it off, but what can you do?
Spoonless
09-12-2007, 09:03 AM
My first class I attended in college I tried to drop a silent but deadly one on my new classmates. Unfortunately is came out very loud and deadly. Great first impression. I tried to play it off, but what can you do?
Drop that class, sign up for another one and hope nobody is in both? :D
Witchy Chick
09-12-2007, 10:06 AM
TMI, dude...TMI.
/coffee spit take :D
Witchy
DurbBird
09-12-2007, 01:05 PM
The federal air-quality regulations call farts "occupant-generated bioeffluents."
bgfield
09-12-2007, 01:51 PM
TMI, dude...TMI.
Hey we were already on the subject ;)
Update #2:
Officer Farter did it again.
AgentOrange
09-12-2007, 02:12 PM
Update #2:
Officer Farter did it again.
When at the office, always use this as policy...
Grip it ... And rip it...
rolliefingers
09-12-2007, 04:35 PM
I just farted in the workplace, just now. It was magnificent.
Spoonless
09-12-2007, 06:29 PM
It's hard to fart in the workplace when your workplace is a small souvenier shop. I try to wait for there to be no customers, or step outside. If there are a lot of customers, the goal is to let it fly out on the floor so as to draw suspicion that it may be another customer. You don't want any of the smell to be coming from behind the counter.
blueberryale77
09-12-2007, 11:30 PM
What happens when a catcher has to fart in the workplace... with the umpire leaning right over him? I bet Ramon Hernandez does that a lot and that's why our pitchers get hosed on so many calls. On the other hand, maybe J. R. House does it even more and that's why he's not allowed to catch. :002_stongue:
rolliefingers
09-12-2007, 11:32 PM
On the other hand, maybe J. R. House does it even more and that's why he's not allowed to catch. :002_stongue:
I always figured it was the gratuitous baby raping. But, perhaps.
blueberryale77
09-12-2007, 11:50 PM
I always figured it was the gratuitous baby raping. But, perhaps.
Oh, and by the way... ever wonder how Paul Bako still has a job? His PED is Beano. :p