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longflyball
11-12-2007, 11:20 AM
. The Baltimore offense
blueberryale77
11-12-2007, 12:44 PM
took ballet lessons
blueberryale77
11-12-2007, 02:46 PM
replaced both quarterbacks
cindyluvsbrady
11-12-2007, 02:47 PM
with ballet dancers
blueberryale77
11-12-2007, 02:59 PM
from Kyle's harem
longflyball
11-12-2007, 03:06 PM
and still can't
blueberryale77
11-12-2007, 03:55 PM
stand the nightlife
Moose Milligan
11-12-2007, 04:04 PM
with Aubrey Huff
's horse**** stained pants
blueberryale77
11-12-2007, 05:07 PM
poisoning the city.
Dr. FLK
11-12-2007, 08:08 PM
Billick decided to
bobmc
11-12-2007, 08:11 PM
go "old-school" by
longflyball
11-12-2007, 08:13 PM
running the option.
Dr. FLK
11-12-2007, 08:19 PM
wearing Members Only
weams
11-12-2007, 10:47 PM
Made in America
blueberryale77
11-12-2007, 11:34 PM
so says Wal-Mart
cindyluvsbrady
11-13-2007, 11:24 AM
and Target too!!
weams
11-13-2007, 09:40 PM
Population control was
Dr. FLK
11-13-2007, 10:17 PM
not Sean Kemp's
cindyluvsbrady
11-13-2007, 10:40 PM
It was Melvins!!!
Flip217
11-14-2007, 07:16 PM
makes his move
Flip217
11-15-2007, 12:06 PM
and screams, "Checkmate!"
Dr. FLK
11-15-2007, 01:01 PM
"I'm finally victorious,"
weams
11-15-2007, 02:27 PM
Sammy Sosa retorts.
jamesenoch
11-16-2007, 12:29 PM
Barry Bonds likes
blueberryale77
11-16-2007, 01:31 PM
AIDS, poverty, war,
Dr. FLK
11-16-2007, 01:52 PM
and kicking puppies
blueberryale77
11-16-2007, 02:44 PM
, but steroids eclipse
bobmc
11-16-2007, 05:14 PM
those positive attributes.
weams
11-16-2007, 06:28 PM
Anna Benson left
RShack
11-16-2007, 08:20 PM
Anna Benson left
him thinking, "Why...
cindyluvsbrady
11-16-2007, 09:02 PM
Im a jerk?
Elon Os Fan
11-17-2007, 02:10 AM
The Grand Jury.....
Winning_Season
11-17-2007, 01:12 PM
indicted the one
weams
11-17-2007, 01:18 PM
the only, Melon
cindyluvsbrady
11-17-2007, 07:05 PM
the big head
RShack
11-17-2007, 07:22 PM
the big head
of lettuce, who...
blueberryale77
11-17-2007, 09:17 PM
was genetically engineered
bobmc
11-18-2007, 10:34 AM
as Todd Frohwirth's
weams
11-18-2007, 02:39 PM
Greener, smarter, brother
cindyluvsbrady
11-18-2007, 02:53 PM
that loves baseball
bobmc
11-18-2007, 03:06 PM
hates BABIP, VORP
cindyluvsbrady
11-18-2007, 03:09 PM
and cleaning spikes!
Crazy O
11-18-2007, 03:42 PM
He eats some....
PaulFolk
11-18-2007, 06:21 PM
green bean casserole
RShack
11-18-2007, 06:29 PM
green bean casserole
so, Ty Cobb...
cindyluvsbrady
11-18-2007, 08:43 PM
held his hand
RShack
11-18-2007, 08:55 PM
held his hand
over his eyes...
cindyluvsbrady
11-18-2007, 09:00 PM
then he screamed!
gallden
11-19-2007, 07:44 PM
For more Jesus!
:D
weams
11-19-2007, 07:51 PM
Alou, Felipe, Matty
blueberryale77
11-20-2007, 04:12 PM
and Natty Boh
bobmc
11-20-2007, 05:34 PM
are icons for
RShack
11-20-2007, 05:44 PM
are icons for
how things were...
blueberryale77
11-20-2007, 09:21 PM
Dominican Torpedo Boat
cindyluvsbrady
11-20-2007, 11:31 PM
ate his plantains.
blueberryale77
11-21-2007, 02:12 AM
ate his plantains full of B-12.
see inserted text ^
bobmc
11-21-2007, 11:36 AM
In Venezuela, however
cindyluvsbrady
11-21-2007, 11:46 AM
it was hot
66-70-83-??
11-21-2007, 11:49 AM
it was hot, so hot that....
see inserted text ^
cindyluvsbrady
11-21-2007, 11:56 AM
they went swimming
Dipper9
11-21-2007, 01:38 PM
they went swimming
while holding their
RShack
11-21-2007, 02:53 PM
while holding their
B-12 above their...
cindyluvsbrady
11-21-2007, 03:33 PM
big big heads
blueberryale77
11-21-2007, 06:12 PM
and singing, "Hail...
RShack
11-21-2007, 06:52 PM
and singing, "Hail...
Mary, full of...
gallden
11-21-2007, 07:21 PM
Mary, full of...
Testosterone and Estrogen.
cindyluvsbrady
11-21-2007, 09:47 PM
then they cried
RShack
11-21-2007, 10:25 PM
then they cried
because the hormones...
bobmc
11-21-2007, 10:54 PM
engorged their shweaty
RShack
11-21-2007, 11:20 PM
engorged their shweaty
shweet schnazzolas, thus...
gallden
11-22-2007, 01:42 AM
shweet schnazzolas, thus...
Creating much chaffing.
Pushmonkey
11-22-2007, 01:43 AM
on a horse
cindyluvsbrady
11-22-2007, 02:01 AM
that galloped fast
RShack
11-22-2007, 02:42 AM
that galloped fast
But wait! Why...
bobmc
11-22-2007, 09:58 AM
mention the horse?
cindyluvsbrady
11-22-2007, 11:00 AM
that was chesnut
Dr. FLK
11-22-2007, 12:15 PM
flavored mouthwash that
RShack
11-22-2007, 01:32 PM
flavored mouthwash that
hated run-on sentences.
cindyluvsbrady
11-22-2007, 04:56 PM
and black flies
bobmc
11-22-2007, 07:32 PM
, actually midges, permeated
RShack
11-22-2007, 07:35 PM
, actually midges, permeated
the aura of...
bobmc
11-23-2007, 12:12 PM
Joba's cavernous butt-crack.
RShack
11-23-2007, 01:59 PM
Joba's cavernous butt-crack.
"Yuck!", he said...
bobmc
11-23-2007, 02:02 PM
,,,"midges makin' me
RShack
11-23-2007, 04:44 PM
,,,"midges makin' me
madder than a...
weams
11-23-2007, 05:40 PM
madder than a...
"Perfect One Traded!"
bobmc
11-23-2007, 07:48 PM
Ryan Kohlmeier, now
clapdiddy
11-23-2007, 10:22 PM
JV football coach
cindyluvsbrady
11-24-2007, 02:58 PM
Who is brokenhearted
bobmc
11-24-2007, 04:42 PM
but not PED-indicted.
cindyluvsbrady
11-24-2007, 04:51 PM
maybe not yet
RShack
11-24-2007, 05:11 PM
maybe not yet
, but regardless, he
weams
11-24-2007, 05:55 PM
Cogito, ergo sum
RShack
11-24-2007, 06:03 PM
Cogito, ergo sum
, choosing dim sum,
cindyluvsbrady
11-24-2007, 09:43 PM
and egg roll
Dr. FLK
11-25-2007, 12:08 AM
filled with rotten
gallden
11-25-2007, 01:17 AM
mangos that walk
cindyluvsbrady
11-25-2007, 02:17 AM
and that stink
RShack
11-25-2007, 02:21 AM
and that stink
like this story.
Dr. FLK
11-25-2007, 10:42 AM
Rshackelford didn't like
weams
11-25-2007, 12:04 PM
Sports Guy posts
cindyluvsbrady
11-25-2007, 12:36 PM
must trade everyone
weams
11-25-2007, 08:36 PM
Makin' Cindy mad
RShack
11-25-2007, 08:52 PM
Makin' Cindy mad
but Cindy's boys...
cindyluvsbrady
11-26-2007, 01:21 AM
are all angels
Elon Os Fan
11-26-2007, 01:35 AM
except when they.....
RShack
11-26-2007, 02:57 AM
except when they.....
are stealing cars
bobmc
11-26-2007, 09:03 AM
or doing PED's.
cindyluvsbrady
11-26-2007, 09:39 AM
one day they
RShack
11-26-2007, 02:30 PM
one day they
said, "Mom! Help!....
weams
11-26-2007, 04:53 PM
To LA ANGELS
cindyluvsbrady
11-26-2007, 05:44 PM
Cindy said SG!!!!!!!!!!!!
blueberryale77
11-27-2007, 05:31 PM
Along comes BRob...
<img src= "http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/jenner8675309/Brian%20Roberts/brobcover2.jpg" />
weams
11-27-2007, 06:39 PM
"Where is my"
cindyluvsbrady
11-27-2007, 07:25 PM
beautiful WHITE horse?
RShack
11-28-2007, 12:25 AM
beautiful WHITE horse?
He was stolen...
cindyluvsbrady
11-28-2007, 12:26 AM
by that SG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RShack
11-28-2007, 12:27 AM
by that SG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Traded for prospects...
cindyluvsbrady
11-28-2007, 12:28 AM
with his mom
bobmc
11-28-2007, 12:51 PM
consoling Witchy, blueberryale
weams
12-01-2007, 04:22 PM
. Cindy was inconsolable (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhQZBeaxd9M)
RShack
12-01-2007, 04:35 PM
. Cindy was inconsolable (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhQZBeaxd9M)
... enough that she ...
cindyluvsbrady
12-01-2007, 06:09 PM
cried for years
bobmc
12-01-2007, 08:00 PM
until Brady - er - Grady Sizemore
cindyluvsbrady
12-02-2007, 05:39 PM
saved the day
bobmc
12-02-2007, 08:08 PM
saved the day.
GM Winter Meetings
weams
12-03-2007, 01:17 AM
Roberts, Bedard, Tejada
RShack
12-03-2007, 01:19 AM
Roberts, Bedard, Tejada
hadda bake sale
blueberryale77
12-03-2007, 01:29 AM
to buy bombers
<img src= "http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/b5729.gif" />
RShack
12-03-2007, 01:34 AM
to buy bombers
for the lineup
cindyluvsbrady
12-03-2007, 09:12 AM
caused great distress
blueberryale77
12-03-2007, 10:44 AM
and ate cupcakes
bobmc
12-03-2007, 11:22 AM
laced with "B-12".
sakata_catching
12-03-2007, 12:17 PM
Sports Guy humbly
RShack
12-03-2007, 01:57 PM
Sports Guy humbly
said "Trade everybody...
bobmc
12-03-2007, 08:22 PM
not named Markakis
RShack
12-03-2007, 09:37 PM
not named Markakis
including those who
RShack
12-03-2007, 09:39 PM
including those who
AM's getting now...
blueberryale77
12-04-2007, 12:24 AM
for used jockstraps
RShack
12-04-2007, 01:09 AM
for used jockstraps
Wait a minute!
cindyluvsbrady
12-04-2007, 02:10 AM
SG yelled loudly
blueberryale77
12-04-2007, 02:36 AM
"Don't taze me!"
Elon Os Fan
12-04-2007, 02:43 AM
-"my trade proposal....
RShack
12-04-2007, 05:24 AM
-"my trade proposal....
sucks, I admit.
cindyluvsbrady
12-04-2007, 03:13 PM
being trade addicted
bobmc
12-04-2007, 04:06 PM
is a "disease"
RShack
12-04-2007, 04:46 PM
is a "disease"
that makes people...
bobmc
12-04-2007, 05:24 PM
that makes people...
post 40+K times
RShack
12-04-2007, 05:46 PM
post 40+K times
in a frenzy...
cindyluvsbrady
12-04-2007, 05:57 PM
of horrible ideas
blueberryale77
12-04-2007, 06:10 PM
and Perfect1 envy
RShack
12-04-2007, 06:40 PM
and Perfect1 envy
and snippy rudeness.
blueberryale77
12-04-2007, 07:13 PM
OK guys, this thread is getting a little nasty and obsessed with one of our fellow posters. I'm going to mention him one more time so we can trade him and get him out of our hair in this thread, but after that, let's please try not to mention him anymore, k? I know he's kind of a bully sometimes but ganging up on him doesn't exactly become the rest of us, ya know?
and snippy rudeness.
Cubs acquired SG
weams
12-04-2007, 08:19 PM
, diamonds, and Silent
blueberryale77
12-04-2007, 08:50 PM
, diamonds, and Silent
Bob and Jay
bobmc
12-04-2007, 09:11 PM
Bob and Jay
Gibbons for Felix
blueberryale77
12-04-2007, 09:43 PM
the Cat, two
bobmc
12-04-2007, 10:00 PM
urban planners, davearm,
blueberryale77
12-04-2007, 10:17 PM
and Eric Patterson.
(BTW are we talking Burnham (http://www.encyclopedia.chicagohistory.org/pages/10537.html) or just some run of the mill urban planners?)
srh523
12-04-2007, 10:20 PM
So the next
cindyluvsbrady
12-05-2007, 01:43 AM
day,God said
blueberryale77
12-05-2007, 02:16 AM
peace(21) on earth
RShack
12-05-2007, 02:32 AM
peace(21) on earth
rather than on
blueberryale77
12-05-2007, 02:35 AM
Sons of SamHorn
(yeah, I know, that's really cheating on the 3 words thing... but everybody else is doing it too)
RShack
12-05-2007, 02:47 AM
Sons of SamHorn
or on meth
cindyluvsbrady
12-05-2007, 09:27 AM
or maybe pot
weams
12-05-2007, 11:12 AM
or maybe pot
of Gold, Farfetched
srh523
12-05-2007, 11:14 AM
of Gold, Farfetched
to believe it
bobmc
12-05-2007, 11:42 AM
to believe it.
Speaking of SOSH,
blueberryale77
12-05-2007, 11:45 AM
Red Sox suck!!!
srh523
12-05-2007, 12:01 PM
Red Sox suck!!!
Yea but they
bobmc
12-05-2007, 12:09 PM
don't swallow (much).
srh523
12-05-2007, 12:43 PM
don't swallow (much).
They blow too!
Winning_Season
12-05-2007, 01:08 PM
They blow too!
Has any team
srh523
12-05-2007, 01:09 PM
Has any team
ever blown and
RShack
12-05-2007, 02:21 PM
ever blown and
sucked without hiccups?
blueberryale77
12-05-2007, 02:35 PM
Wife-beating Julio says
bobmc
12-05-2007, 02:56 PM
me'n Elijah Dukes
srh523
12-05-2007, 03:04 PM
me'n Elijah Dukes
smacked this ho
RShack
12-05-2007, 03:10 PM
smacked this ho
right into Imus
srh523
12-05-2007, 03:15 PM
right into Imus
who grabbed her
bobmc
12-05-2007, 03:17 PM
and apologized profusely
srh523
12-05-2007, 03:20 PM
and apologized profusely
(nice save!)
for their manners.
bobmc
12-05-2007, 03:23 PM
Meanwhile GM meetings
cindyluvsbrady
12-05-2007, 03:26 PM
had some crying
blueberryale77
12-05-2007, 03:51 PM
pink hat girls
cindyluvsbrady
12-05-2007, 03:53 PM
and Oriole Crocs
bobmc
12-05-2007, 04:50 PM
and Oriole Crocs-
wearing barflies soliciting
blueberryale77
12-05-2007, 05:05 PM
strippers for Huff
RShack
12-05-2007, 05:53 PM
strippers for Huff.
Now, that's baseball!
bobmc
12-05-2007, 08:17 PM
Oriole Nation awaits
RShack
12-05-2007, 08:38 PM
Oriole Nation awaits
a better nickname
longflyball
12-05-2007, 08:41 PM
a better nickname
. Many people do
RShack
12-05-2007, 08:44 PM
. Many people do,
regardless of whether...
cindyluvsbrady
12-05-2007, 10:17 PM
They need hope
blueberryale77
12-06-2007, 12:00 AM
not disappearing threads
RShack
12-06-2007, 12:35 AM
not disappearing threads
and related mysteries
blueberryale77
12-06-2007, 01:55 AM
and halfbaked trades
RShack
12-06-2007, 01:58 AM
and halfbaked trades.
Rumors are better...
blueberryale77
12-06-2007, 02:39 AM
if top prospects
Dr. FLK
12-06-2007, 09:56 AM
magically appear before
blueberryale77
12-06-2007, 11:12 AM
we commit suicide
bobmc
12-06-2007, 11:12 AM
because woebegone veterans
cindyluvsbrady
12-06-2007, 11:23 AM
need love too
bobmc
12-06-2007, 02:11 PM
, like big girls.
Randor Bierd seems
Winning_Season
12-06-2007, 05:52 PM
He was a,
extra typing
cindyluvsbrady
12-06-2007, 07:49 PM
mean mean man
RShack
12-07-2007, 04:29 AM
mean mean man,
but whaddya expect...
cindyluvsbrady
12-08-2007, 02:28 AM
A fairytale prince
blueberryale77
12-08-2007, 01:58 PM
with 50 SBs?
RShack
12-08-2007, 02:08 PM
with 50 SBs?
and no needles
blueberryale77
12-08-2007, 03:00 PM
to stick Selig
weams
12-08-2007, 03:53 PM
for the children
RShack
12-08-2007, 04:00 PM
for the children.
Needles for children!!!???!?!?!?
srh523
12-08-2007, 04:04 PM
Needles for children!!!???!?!?!?
What is this...
blueberryale77
12-08-2007, 04:09 PM
mysterious black briefcase
bobmc
12-08-2007, 04:32 PM
looking suspiciously like
RShack
12-08-2007, 04:42 PM
looking suspiciously like
a black briefcase
bobmc
12-08-2007, 05:03 PM
a black briefcase
but its contents
RShack
12-08-2007, 07:08 PM
but its contents
are ladies' makeup
srh523
12-08-2007, 07:16 PM
are ladies' makeup
and more needles!
ChaosLex
12-08-2007, 08:19 PM
and more needles!
What the deuce
RShack
12-08-2007, 08:28 PM
What the deuce
is injectable-mascara for?
cindyluvsbrady
12-09-2007, 12:07 AM
Mr Glass himself
weams
12-09-2007, 02:56 PM
enjoyed his millions
cindyluvsbrady
12-09-2007, 05:59 PM
and laughed loudly!!!
blueberryale77
12-10-2007, 04:44 PM
Poor people starved
cindyluvsbrady
12-10-2007, 05:12 PM
the homeless wandered
RShack
12-10-2007, 06:01 PM
the homeless wandered
onto Wall Street
weams
12-10-2007, 09:22 PM
onto Wall Street
Thwack! There's another!
RShack
12-10-2007, 09:53 PM
Thwack! There's another...
human speed-bump for ...
cindyluvsbrady
12-10-2007, 11:09 PM
black sports cars
blueberryale77
12-13-2007, 12:15 AM
with Astros stickers
RShack
12-14-2007, 01:19 AM
and chipped paint
from running-over kittens.
blueberryale77
12-14-2007, 02:41 AM
Larry Bigbie sucks
RShack
12-14-2007, 02:55 AM
Larry Bigbie sucks
on large, juicy...
PaulFolk
12-14-2007, 11:33 AM
green bean casseroles.
RShack
12-14-2007, 02:55 PM
green bean casseroles.
Ty Cobb said, "....
Jagwar
12-14-2007, 04:47 PM
Ty Cobb said, "....
Where the {expletive]
RShack
12-14-2007, 07:11 PM
Where the {expletive]
is the Thanksgiving-pasta?!?!!
blueberryale77
12-14-2007, 10:31 PM
In Segui's house!
weams
12-14-2007, 11:08 PM
"Ouch! That Hurts!!!!"