Add Three Words

[cindyluvsbrady]

said Mr Glass

[weams]

Or was it...

[cindyluvsbrady]

mean Roger Clemmons

[Dr. FLK]

eating all of

[weams]

Brian Robert's porridge

[RShack]

Brian Robert's porridge
while he smugly

[blueberryale77]

while he smugly

threatened to sue

[cindyluvsbrady]

everybody on earth

[bobmc]

soon, very soon. :rolleyes:

[blueberryale77]

His BFF Andy

[RShack]

His BFF Andy
Etchebarren said, "Hey!...

[weams]

Find Brooks Robinson.

[srh523]

Find Brooks Robinson.


He should be

[weams]

He should be
helping save memorabilia

[srh523]

helping save memorablilia

for deranged managers

[bobmc]

for deranged managers

to iconize, genuflect

[RShack]

to iconize, genuflect,
and spit tobaccy

[bobmc]

and spit tobaccy

down his chin.

[weams]

Gallagher, Murton, Patterson,

[bobmc]

Gallagher, Murton, Patterson,

Tinker, Evers, Chance

[blueberryale77]

Tinker, Evers, Chance

Huff, Gibbons, Payton...

[bobmc]

Huff, Gibbons, Payton...

all OH fodder

[LuiMatos32]

all OH fodder

that should be

[Dr. FLK]

dressed up in

[LuiMatos32]

dressed up in

clown suits so

[Dr. FLK]

clown suits so

that everyone can

[bobmc]

praise them incessantly!

[weams]

Joy to the

[bobmc]

"negative nellies", positive

[justD]

urine tests before

[weams]

, during, and after

[bobmc]

GM sales meetings

[longflyball]

and alcohol. After

[bobmc]

New Years MacPhail

[weams]

, MacPopup, MacStrikeout, and

[bobmc]

MacHorse***s all fled

[RShack]

MacHorse***s all fled
from the crazed

[bobmc]

pitchfork toting mob

[RShack]

pitchfork toting mob
of stat-guys who

[bobmc]

"proved" with fervor

[cindyluvsbrady]

with glowing eyes

[weams]

. Happy New Year

[bobmc]

BRob lovers, Milllah

[furryburres]

and glowing arms.

[weams]

Light organs on

[bobmc]

Fahey, Bynum and

[blueberryale77]

of course, Wood.

[weams]

Marinara linguini will

[Goop]

make me full

[bobmc]

make me full

of red, peristaltic

[weams]

uncontaminated fluid from

[bobmc]

uncontaminated fluid from
epiglotis to sphincter.

[weams]

Sunshine in my

[blueberryale77]

worst president ever

[PaulFolk]

, Warren G. Harding.

[Pedro Cerrano]

Paul owns Bluberryale

[blueberryale77]

in PedroCerrano's twisted

[Pedro Cerrano]

yet correct world.

[blueberryale77]

Bill O'Reilly narrated

[bobmc]

an Orioles telecast

[weams]

with Paul Folk

[RShack]

with Paul Folk
who brought his

[blueberryale77]

flag and cross

[bobmc]

grandmother, apple pie

[RShack]

grandmother, apple pie
and an Uzi

[blueberryale77]

and an Uzi

covered with flowers

[RShack]

covered with flowers
and a falafel

[bobmc]

and a falafel

topped with jalapenos

[RShack]

topped with jalapenos
and a loufa

[bobmc]

and a loufa,

Hoppin' John (http://southernfood.about.com/od/blackeyedpeas/r/bl80308c.htm), herring

[weams]

red, Goose, midnight

[bobmc]

red, Goose, midnight

garden, good, evil

[RShack]

garden, good, evil
", babbled O'Reilly, while

[cindyluvsbrady]

the children cried

[RShack]

the children cried
"Mommy! He's crazy!"

[blueberryale77]

"Mommy! He's crazy!"

JoeyR5 insisted otherwise

[orangedive]

JoeyR5 insisted otherwise

because he doesn't

[weams]

know Peter Angelos

[bobmc]

know Peter Angelos

AMac, Obama, Osama

[blueberryale77]

AMac, Obama, Osama

BRob, DCab, CPat

[Leitch]

what the hell

[Why Not?]

is Steffi Graf

[RShack]

is Steffi Graf
doing? She's grabbing

[blueberryale77]

Luke Scott's gun :D

[cindyluvsbrady]

While the fans

[blueberryale77]

loot the warehouse

[bobmc]

trash Boog's BBQ

[blueberryale77]

steal Natty Boh

[bobmc]

moon Bromo Tower

[blueberryale77]

jump in harbor

[bobmc]

drink up deeply

[weams]

merrily, merrily, merrily

[bobmc]

slip sliding away.

[blueberryale77]

going to Graceland

[bobmc]

going to Graceland,

Sun Records, Stax (http://www.soulsvilleusa.com/about-stax/)

[RShack]

Sun Records, Stax (http://www.soulsvilleusa.com/about-stax/)
and Atlantic, while

[bobmc]

and Atlantic, while

devouring Hoppin' John

[SacreBleu]

devouring Hoppin' John

and his sister

[bobmc]

with lascivious salaciousness.

[SacreBleu]

with lascivious salaciousness.

...In the end,

[blueberryale77]

BRob got traded

[SacreBleu]

BRob got traded

to Chicago for

[bobmc]

Fontenot, EPat, Soriano

[cindyluvsbrady]

heartbreak killed Cindy:002_scry:

[bobmc]

however, trade cancelled

[SacreBleu]

then we all

[cindyluvsbrady]

Went to ST:)

[SacreBleu]

forever and ever

[bobmc]

blissfully pondering championships

[cindyluvsbrady]

and getting autographs!

[bobmc]

Pitchers and catchers

[SacreBleu]

Pitchers and catchers

report real soon

[cindyluvsbrady]

ST is heaven!:)

[blueberryale77]

It's in Iowa? :eek:

[bobmc]

Selig, Fehr, Waxman

[SacreBleu]

Selig, Fehr, Waxman

Crosby, Stills, Nash

[bobmc]

never pay taxman

[SacreBleu]

with monopoly money

[MChance]

or with meatballs

[SacreBleu]

or with meatballs

I passed coke through my nose after reading that!!!!

[cindyluvsbrady]

orange and black

[SacreBleu]

orange and black

are my favorite

[cindyluvsbrady]

truly beautiful colors!

[blueberryale77]

Acid makes you

[SacreBleu]

Acid makes you

burp real loud

[bobmc]

or see colours

[cindyluvsbrady]

or die young

[SacreBleu]

or die young

so avoid it.

[bobmc]

Adam Alexander Loewen

[cindyluvsbrady]

I love him!:)

[weams]

as. you. do.

[bobmc]

Vorp, Babip, Pecota

[cindyluvsbrady]

that is what

[SacreBleu]

that is what

stat heads love

[bobmc]

when "forecasting" expected

[SacreBleu]

when "forecasting" expected

player performance and

[weams]

runny cold oatmeal

[SacreBleu]

runny cold oatmeal

for skin conditioning

[bobmc]

and hemorrhoid removal.

[SacreBleu]

and hemorrhoid removal.

Having said that,

[bobmc]

AMac immediately traded

[SacreBleu]

AMac immediately traded

a crab cake

[cindyluvsbrady]

and a snake

[SacreBleu]

and a snake

plus a fake

[weams]

to "The Jake"

[bobmc]

for James Blake

[SacreBleu]

for James Blake

and Greg Lake

[bobmc]

Emerson Lake, Timberlake

[weams]

shake, bake, quake,

[TinCup]

phi, slamma, jamma

[bobmc]

phi, slamma, jamma

driving for dough

[TinCup]

driving for dough

in my tricked-out

[bobmc]

and pimped out

[weams]

dirty old man's

[TinCup]

ride going fast

[RShack]

ride going fast
through the carwash...

[SacreBleu]

through the carwash...

...with the top

[justD]

...with the top

of her jersey

[RShack]

of her jersey
cow riding above

[bobmc]

with splayed hooves

[SacreBleu]

with splayed hooves

and looking utterly

[cindyluvsbrady]

like the devil

[weams]

in Miss Jones.

[SacreBleu]

in Miss Jones.

Meanwhile, back at

[Winning_Season]

Meanwhile, back at

The Ranch, everyone

[SacreBleu]

The Ranch, everyone

was anxiously waiting

[RShack]

was anxiously waiting
to see if...

[SacreBleu]

to see if...

Andy MacPhail was

[bobmc]

Andy MacPhail was

still pounding sand

[RShack]

still pounding sand
into a sand-castle

[SacreBleu]

into a sand-castle

in Angelos' private

[bobmc]

parts museum with

[RShack]

parts museum with
his collection of

[SacreBleu]

his collection of

wood purchased from

[cindyluvsbrady]

The Enchanted Forest

[SacreBleu]

The Enchanted Forest

on the outskirts

[bobmc]

of mons veneris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis)

[weams]

for Bonum Publicum

[RShack]

for Bonum Publicum.
Spreak English, troop!

[weams]

Thus Spake Zarathustra

[RShack]

Thus Spake Zarathustra
to All-or-None, but

[SacreBleu]

to All-or-None, but

Peter Angelos' big

[cindyluvsbrady]

giant bank account!

[SacreBleu]

giant bank account!

Suddenly, in came

[cindyluvsbrady]

The Perfect One!;)

[SacreBleu]

The Perfect One!;)

Smiling, Cindy said

[weams]

Brady, Brian, Brandon?

[SacreBleu]

Brady, Brian, Brandon?

Where are you?

[cindyluvsbrady]

Cheer me up!:)

[SacreBleu]

Cheer me up!:)

Stay around and

[weams]

eat something especially

[SacreBleu]

eat something especially

hot, spicy and

[justD]

oh! my mouth

[SacreBleu]

oh! my mouth

i bit my......

[bobmc]

i bit my......

tongue in half!

[SacreBleu]

tongue in half!

Fortunately, I don't

[bobmc]

Fortunately, I don't

speak with forked

[RShack]

speak with Forked
River in mind.

[cindyluvsbrady]

Pain is rough

[RShack]

Pain is rough,
like sandpaper on...

[SacreBleu]

like sandpaper on...

little things called

[bobmc]

nipples, earlobes, "outies"

[MChance]

For example, my ...

[SacreBleu]

For example, my ...

teacher has two

[bobmc]

teacher has two

leetle headlights protruding

[PaulFolk]

from his Oldsmobile.

[weams]

The father figure

[cindyluvsbrady]

was CAL Ripken

[SacreBleu]

was CAL Ripken

and the mother

[MChance]

and the mother

was CindyLuvsBrady, but ...

[RShack]

was CindyLuvsBrady, but ...
their secret love-child...

[cindyluvsbrady]

little Perfect One!;)

[weams]

"LITTLE!!!" he screamed!

[cindyluvsbrady]

looking so adorable!;)

[RShack]

looking so adorable!;)
Meanwhile, in Chicago...

[cindyluvsbrady]

evil Cub fans:mad:

[RShack]

evil Cub fans:mad:
took a #1-jersey...

[SacreBleu]

took a #1-jersey...

and sewed Roberts'

[weams]

lips, eyelids, feet...

[SacreBleu]

lips, eyelids, feet...

and earlobes together

[bobmc]

kissed them profusely

[SacreBleu]

kissed them profusely

french style and

[bobmc]

Dutch style and

[cindyluvsbrady]

It was awful!

[weams]

Pitchers and catchers

[TinCup]

playin' in Florida

[weams]

Oh look, there's

[RShack]

Oh look, there's
Ty Cobb, eating...

[bobmc]

corn on cob

[TinCup]

drinking a cold

[cindyluvsbrady]

bottle of water

[bobmc]

with Stoli chaser

[cindyluvsbrady]

whatever that is:confused:

[bobmc]

and frozen Jagerbombs.

[SacreBleu]

and frozen Jagerbombs.

All this while....

[clarence]

All this while....

Andy and Peter

[bobmc]

smugly puffed Cubans

[SacreBleu]

smugly puffed Cubans

from Monica Lewinski

[Dr. FLK]

from Monica Lewinski

. Monica gave him

[bobmc]

a serious tongue-lashing.

[weams]

Hyphens are great

[bobmc]

boobies are better

[Crazy O]

boobies are better

some would argue....


(alas...the Game STarter returns)

[SacreBleu]

[QUOTE=Crazy O;1206677]some would argue....

with cold beer

[RShack]

[QUOTE=Crazy O;1206677]some would argue....

with cold beer.
Argue with beer??!!?!!?

[SacreBleu]

[QUOTE=SacreBleu;1206916]
Argue with beer??!!?!!?

Only after seven

[cindyluvsbrady]

made them sick.

[SacreBleu]

made them sick.

After the seventh

[bobmc]

After the seventh

one's inhibitions wander

[RShack]

one's inhibitions wander
across the street...