Add Three Words

[bobmc]

except in gumbo,

etoufee and jambalaya

[weams]

me gotta go

[cindyluvsbrady]

to a game!

[weams]

What a shame!

[bobmc]

What a shame!

Huff's to blame

[Dipper9]

Huff's to blame

for the callases

[cindyluvsbrady]

and crying children

[bobmc]

bars closing early

[cindyluvsbrady]

Not Welcome HUFF

[cindyluvsbrady]

The sign says

[weams]

Don't do this

[bobmc]

or be amiss

[weams]

from the abyss

[bobmc]

never to diss

[weams]

Daniel "Walkless" Cabrera

[cindyluvsbrady]

A Good Boy!:)

[weams]

Let's Play Two

[cindyluvsbrady]

win them both!!:002_shappy:

[weams]

Red Sox Nation

[bobmc]

Red Sox Nation

loves Amanda Beard

[cindyluvsbrady]

Who is that?

[Dipper9]

Who is that?

Dipper is back

[cindyluvsbrady]

not snake killed:clap3:

[Dipper9]

not snake killed:clap3:

instead beer-filled

[bobmc]

instead beer-filled

not puke swilled :puke:

[Dipper9]

not puke swilled :puke:

on Lewinski spilled :leaving:

[bobmc]

on Lewinski spilled :leaving:

but fully sated. :new_beer:

[weams]

Red Sox hated

[itsernst]

god im inebriated

[bobmc]

god; I'm inebriated

but ever ambulated

[OttoNoveDieci]

but ever ambulated

and rarely copulated

[Dipper9]

and rarely copulated

and never duplicated

[bobmc]

and never duplicated

he arrogantly stipulated. :old5fan:

[bobmc]

he arrogantly stipulated. :old5fan:

Red Sawx fans

[cindyluvsbrady]

Red Sawx fans

like evil ones

[weams]

and evil doers

[cindyluvsbrady]

the El Diablos!:angryfire:

[weams]

redundant spanish devils

[TinCup]

impish, wimpish, malicious




:new_wave:

[weams]

impish, wimpish, malicious




:new_wave:

Brian ain't malicious

[Palmer Esque]

Brian ain't malicious
but quite surreptitious

[weams]

"robbery of bases"

[blueberryale77]

by torpedo boat

[TinCup]

by torpedo boat

until from afar

[bobmc]

until from afar

someone shouted, "Millar!"

[cindyluvsbrady]

it was Jtrea:D

[OttoNoveDieci]

it was Jtrea:D

on his way

[cindyluvsbrady]

to tell Kevin!

[OttoNoveDieci]

to tell Kevin!

Unfortunately, Kevin was

[cindyluvsbrady]

hobbling away quickly!

[bikiniarmstrong]

He just walked

[weams]

Along the Charles

[RShack]

Along the Charles
Manson Freeway, humming...

[bikiniarmstrong]

I better stop

[Dipper9]

I better stop

before Armstrong tosses

[bikiniarmstrong]

her red shoe

[Dipper9]

her red shoe

at Dipper's head

[weams]

for the Chuckie

[bikiniarmstrong]

and weam's avatar

[weams]

. Diva difficulties abound

[bobmc]

. Diva difficulties abound

while "bikini"'s around

[OttoNoveDieci]

while "bikini"'s around

unleashing my hound

[bikiniarmstrong]

making a sound

[DREKTUNES]

like "restraining order"

[bikiniarmstrong]

has no order

[DREKTUNES]

has no order

unless there's cake

[bikiniarmstrong]

in my mouth

[DREKTUNES]

in my mouth

don't push me

[bikiniarmstrong]

I push back

[DREKTUNES]

I push back

like there's cake

[bikiniarmstrong]

I'm so hungry

[DREKTUNES]

I'm so hungry

for a chance

[bikiniarmstrong]

to taste something

[DREKTUNES]

to taste something

perhaps some cake

[bikiniarmstrong]

or something more

[DREKTUNES]

or something more

to go with

[bikiniarmstrong]

a juicy steak

[DREKTUNES]

a juicy steak

not for me

[bikiniarmstrong]

I'll take it

[OttoNoveDieci]

I'll take it

medium well with

[bikiniarmstrong]

glass of wine

[DREKTUNES]

glass of wine

and a pill

[OttoNoveDieci]

and a pill

for a thrill

[bikiniarmstrong]

all weekend long

[cindyluvsbrady]

the children cry

[bikiniarmstrong]

because they don't

[cindyluvsbrady]

get Aubreys autograph

[bikiniarmstrong]

or Kevin Millar

[OttoNoveDieci]

or Kevin Millar

to take home

[bikiniarmstrong]

for an exciting

[cindyluvsbrady]

memory to keep

[bikiniarmstrong]

helping me sleep

[Col. Claypool]

helping me sleep

maybe he'll sign

[bikiniarmstrong]

I'm not counting

[Col. Claypool]

I'm not counting

on it though

[cindyluvsbrady]

My Perfect One!:hearts:

[bikiniarmstrong]

had famous sideburns

[cindyluvsbrady]

had famous sideburns

Woops.....................wrong answer!:D

[bikiniarmstrong]

Brady loves bikinis

[Col. Claypool]

Brady loves bikinis

and text messaging

[bikiniarmstrong]

while he goes

[Col. Claypool]

while he goes

hunting for dates

[bikiniarmstrong]

hunting for dates

riding his bicycle

[Col. Claypool]

riding his bicycle

in southern California

[bikiniarmstrong]

during an earthquake

[OttoNoveDieci]

during an earthquake

both tires flat

[bikiniarmstrong]

eating a cupcake

[OttoNoveDieci]

eating a cupcake

with sprinkles and

[bikiniarmstrong]

red and white

[OttoNoveDieci]

red and white

onions plus two

[cindyluvsbrady]

Brian loves God

[cindyluvsbrady]

My Perfect One!:hearts:

[OttoNoveDieci]

My Perfect One!:hearts:

Later that evening,

[weams]

Ronnie Belliard spit

[OttoNoveDieci]

Ronnie Belliard spit

after he hit

[Pushmonkey]

after he hit

killing the sheriff

[weams]

He didn't shoot

[bikiniarmstrong]

he started boiling

[Pushmonkey]

he started boiling

Some Blue Crabs

[bikiniarmstrong]

in his shorts

[Pushmonkey]

was his lost

[bikiniarmstrong]

panties he stole

[Col. Claypool]

from Jason Giambi

[bikiniarmstrong]

or Tony Batista

[Col. Claypool]

because he likes

[Pushmonkey]

dead pull hitter

[bikiniarmstrong]

and scrambled eggs

[Pushmonkey]

and scrambled eggs

Served in bed

[bikiniarmstrong]

by three naked

[Pushmonkey]

by three naked

brown puppy dogs

[bikiniarmstrong]

licking their butts

[weams]

Like Nationals do

[Pushmonkey]

celebrate winless seasons

[bikiniarmstrong]

drinking Milwaukee's Best

[Col. Claypool]

showing poor taste

[bikiniarmstrong]

or fashion sense

[Hallas]

wearing parachute pants

[Col. Claypool]

Hammer Time style

[itsernst]

can't touch this :D

[OttoNoveDieci]

can't touch this :D

without rubber gloves

[Col. Claypool]

or you'll catch

[bikiniarmstrong]

something nasty or

[DREKTUNES]

have to boil

[Dipper9]

have to boil

olive oil over

[DREKTUNES]

olive oil over

the least likely

[Dipper9]

the least likely

sun bathing beauty

[DREKTUNES]

sun bathing beauty

to ever be

[Dipper9]

to ever be

on the Hangout!

[Col. Claypool]

on the Hangout!

whose name is

[OttoNoveDieci]

whose name is

often bandied about

[bikiniarmstrong]

real nice girl

[Pushmonkey]

real nice girl

to take home

[Col. Claypool]

to take home

with the intent

[bikiniarmstrong]

to do something

[Col. Claypool]

that she will

[bikiniarmstrong]

never ever forget

[Col. Claypool]

never ever forget

like the time

[OttoNoveDieci]

like the time

when two of

[bikiniarmstrong]

her friends went

[Col. Claypool]

to jail for

[bikiniarmstrong]

forgetting to wear

[Col. Claypool]

anything but their

[bikiniarmstrong]

orange and black

[Col. Claypool]

cartoon bird hats

[bikiniarmstrong]

that they bought

[Col. Claypool]

earlier that day

[bikiniarmstrong]

before returning to

[Col. Claypool]

an afternoon of

[bikiniarmstrong]

hot and sweaty

[Dipper9]

hot and sweaty

naked jello wrestling

[cindyluvsbrady]

and Poptart eating

[Dipper9]

and Poptart eating

but never defeating

[OttoNoveDieci]

but never defeating

mid summer heating

[cindyluvsbrady]

and crabcake eating

[bikiniarmstrong]

because everyone wanted

[Dipper9]

because everyone wanted

to see bikiniarmstrong

[bikiniarmstrong]

in something very

[OttoNoveDieci]

in something very

very, very, very

[bikiniarmstrong]

very, very, very

[Pushmonkey]

tiny tiny tiny

[bikiniarmstrong]

skimpy, skimpy, skimpy

[Pushmonkey]

skimpy, skimpy, skimpy

polka dot bikini

[bikiniarmstrong]

which barely covers

[bobmc]

her bodacious pulchritude!

[bikiniarmstrong]

which is clearly

[OttoNoveDieci]

which is clearly

visible to every

[bikiniarmstrong]

visible to every

man or woman

[bobmc]

with ample certitude

[bikiniarmstrong]

wanting and craving

[Pushmonkey]

wanting and craving

just a peek

[bikiniarmstrong]

at her delicious

[Pushmonkey]

at her delicious

all natural fruit

[bobmc]

embellished with aromas

[bikiniarmstrong]

that is always

[Dipper9]

that is always

exploding like a

[bikiniarmstrong]

a very large

[gallden]

nasty nasty pimple.

[bikiniarmstrong]

filled with nasty

[Dipper9]

filled with nasty

Bud Light Lime

[bikiniarmstrong]

plus an enormous

[Pushmonkey]

plus an enormous

set of melons

[bikiniarmstrong]

barely covered by

[bobmc]

protrusion enhancing microfiber

[bikiniarmstrong]

that has a

[cindyluvsbrady]

a big hole

[bikiniarmstrong]

that the boys

[cindyluvsbrady]

threw in trash

[Pushmonkey]

want alittle bigger

[bikiniarmstrong]

because they can't

[Pushmonkey]

because they can't

causing tears for

[cindyluvsbrady]

the starving children

[bikiniarmstrong]

with excited faces

[bobmc]

enraptured with joy

[bikiniarmstrong]

because Bob brought

[Col. Claypool]

a round of

[Dipper9]

a round of

thonged Hooter girls

[bikiniarmstrong]

with perfect little

[Dipper9]

with perfect little

tight hind ends

[Col. Claypool]

tight hind ends

nicely tanned and

[bikiniarmstrong]

and very sexy

[Col. Claypool]

very much like

[bikiniarmstrong]

someone with a

[cindyluvsbrady]

alot of time

[Col. Claypool]

listening to Hootie ;)

[bikiniarmstrong]

and the Blowfish

[cindyluvsbrady]

among other songs

[Col. Claypool]

by Jackson Browne :clap3:

[bikiniarmstrong]

ears bleeding slightly

[Col. Claypool]

ears bleeding slightly

possibly due to

[bikiniarmstrong]

the annoying sound

[cindyluvsbrady]

of loud fireworks

[bikiniarmstrong]

last Friday night

[Dipper9]

last Friday night

behind the bleachers

[TinCup]

behind the bleachers

while everyone played

[Dipper9]

while everyone played

naked hop scotch

[TinCup]

naked hop scotch

wherein the well-endowed

[cindyluvsbrady]

tripped and fell

[Dipper9]

tripped and fell

over their huge

[cindyluvsbrady]

awkward high heels

[Dipper9]

awkward high heels

and monstrous heaving

[bobmc]

of magnificent melons

[Dipper9]

of magnificent melons

worthy of squeezing

[bobmc]

sucking their juices

[OttoNoveDieci]

sucking their juices

and spitting seeds

[weams]

. It always rains

[TinCup]

. It always rains
on my parade

[bobmc]

of silky dreams

[TinCup]

of silky dreams

featuring many stunning

[cindyluvsbrady]

handsome baseball players

[Dipper9]

handsome baseball players

wearing Jockey underwear