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[Crazy O]

This is a fun forum game.

Poster A starts a story with 3 words, then the next person adds 3, and so on.

The Orioles lost.......

[square634]

as usual in

[Tank]

the last game

[longflyball]

to a team

.....

[square634]

of giant, throbbing

...

[PaulFolk]

ninjas, who were...

[square634]

brandishing large shurikens

[longflyball]

and drinking tea.

[Crazy O]

They then took....

[weams]

penicillin, acetaminophen and

[longflyball]

oxycontin, and died.

[weams]

On the third

[ScottieBaseball]

day God created

[Tank]

Nick Markakis, who

[weams]

Resurrected the team

[square634]

from a pile

[ScottieBaseball]

of steaming hot

[square634]

egg McMuffins, which

[ScottieBaseball]

helped break them

[bobmc]

shake them and

[Tank]

remake them. After

[longflyball]

surveying the carnage

[TonySoprano]

Peter Angelos said,

[square634]

"We're coming back

[TonySoprano]

limp next year

[square634]

I guarantee it."

[longflyball]

The fans threw

[bobmc]

Angelos and sons

[TonySoprano]

into the harbor

[longflyball]

where they drowned.

[Tank]

Cal Ripken had

[TonySoprano]

hair when the

[Winning_Season]

orioles were good

[Crazy O]

orioles were good

But that was

[square634]

in a galaxy

[longflyball]

just next door.

[bobmc]

SG, davearm and

[square634]

EliEon were sitting

[bobmc]

next to NMS

[Crazy O]

along with NicktheSlick


(Remember him?)

[glenn__davis]

when along came

[bobmc]

blueberryale, Witchy and

[glenn__davis]

Brian Roberts. The

[bobmc]

ladies decided to

[HoodGuy007]

jump-hump ala

[square634]

Jonny Fairplay (http://youtube.com/watch?v=b9wK2hFmxT4), which

[bobmc]

raised eyebrows because

[weams]

BRob was really

[Zanetheo'sfan]

Luis Hernandez's dog

[bobmc]

with eyeblack below

[longflyball]

his puppydog eyes.

[bobmc]

Meanwhile, Jim Duquette

[Tank]

, recently resigned, ended

[bobmc]

his affair with

[oriolerockstar8]

Kris Benson's wife

[Tank]

because she stopped

[bobmc]

providing Weams with

[Tank]

sexy avatar pictures.

[bobmc]

The Orioles now

[EddieO's21]

re-signed Chris Sabo

[square634]

and Leo Gomez

[Crazy O]

and Leo Gomez

along with Dempsey

[bobmc]

to provide Flanny

[HoodGuy007]

a resume reference.

[longflyball]

In Des Moines

[bobmc]

bovine beasts barfed

[weams]

Weams must now

[bobmc]

reach new heights

[weams]

meanwhile, back at

[TonySoprano]

stately Wayne manor

[bobmc]

Bruce (AKA Andy)

[Tank]

runs things with

[weams]

Bishop Desmond Tutu

[bobmc]

, who surprisingly now

[Tank]

became a Knight

[66-70-83-??]

in shining armour

[66-70-83-??]

who desparately wants

edit: hey, what happened to the post above mine ???? It disappeared. I didn't do two in a row....

[bobmc]

a bosomy maiden

[Tank]

to sleep with.

[longflyball]

Amber interviewed a

[weams]

large coat rack

[Tank]

that had more

[bobmc]

intelligence than Mr.

[square634]

intelligence than Mr.

Ed and the

[Tank]

entire cast of

[longflyball]

Friends. If the

[bobmc]

guitar gently weeps

[weams]

dirty old men

[bobmc]

will lasciviously leer

[longflyball]

in the direction

[TonySoprano]

of Amber Theoharis'

[bobmc]

delectably erogenous promontories.

[TonySoprano]

Bobmc's enormous vocabulary

[longflyball]

is the result

[blueberryale77]

is the result

of callipygous infielders

[bobmc]

luring unsuspecting distaff

[weams]

to become Avatars.

[bobmc]

Oblique strains, sadly :(

[Tank]

happen often enough

[Pedro Cerrano]

to make me

[bobmc]

conjecture that lawyers

[TonySoprano]

should have their

[weams]

pasta ***ioli checked

[bobmc]

following their excretion. :eek:

[longflyball]

Sir Sydney could

[Tank]

eat a house

[longflyball]

made of chesseburgers

[bobmc]

as long as

[Goop]

you add ketchup

[bobmc]

triple sec, tequila

[weams]

while spelling his

[66-70-83-??]

while spelling his

favorite word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[sakata_catching]

favorite word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
and reading Wittgenstein

[bobmc]

translated into Dutch.

[longflyball]

That sentence was

[bobmc]

perhaps indicative of

[66-70-83-??]

perhaps indicative of

our bizarre fascination

[bobmc]

our bizarre fascination

with Ponson, eating

[longflyball]

large quantities of

[bobmc]

baseball innards and

[Flip217]

thinking to himself

[longflyball]

where am I?

[Tank]

Aruba? Baltimore? No,

[longflyball]

not jail again!

[weams]

Another tequila please.

[blueberryale77]

My job drives

[bobmc]

me bonkers because

[blueberryale77]

there's no liquor

[Tank]

, not even in

[blueberryale77]

, not even in

the president's office

[Dr. FLK]

. And I can't

[66-70-83-??]

. And I can't

stand siphoning ethanol....

[bobmc]

stand siphoning ethanol....

the hose tastes

[Boy Howdy]

like pine tar

[square634]

from George Brett's

[bobmc]

bat he shoved

[Boy Howdy]

through the earflap

[Goop]

of his tight

[blueberryale77]

Kyle Farnsworth style

[66-70-83-??]

widget thingie that

[blueberryale77]

widget thingie that

causes wild pitches.

[TGO]

Speaking of Farnsworth,

[DuffMan]

Where's John Rocker?

[TGO]

I heard Tejada

[Dr. FLK]

I heard Tejada

ate thirteen babies

[blueberryale77]

ate thirteen babies

at McDonald's yesterday

[bobmc]

, washed them down

[blueberryale77]

with liquid steroids,

[TGO]

AKA liquid Luis

[Dr. FLK]

AKA liquid Luis

Hernadez, the best

[Dipper9]

Hernadez, the best

utility shortstop since

[Dr. FLK]

utility shortstop since

Tim Hulett, he

[TGO]

turns double plays

[bobmc]

like Manny Alexander.

[blueberryale77]

Manny's Mercedes, meanwhile,

[square634]

was named Jose

[TGO]

Morban, fitting because

[square634]

Morban, fitting because

they were both


Yeah, my last post was supposed to be a Jose Mercedes joke.

[blueberryale77]

obsessed with trading

[TGO]

Sports Guy for

[blueberryale77]

Cindy's Perfect One

[square634]

and a player

[blueberryale77]

who shall remain

[TGO]

silent but deadly

[bobmc]

with rocking pecs.

[weams]

Gabrielle Reece (http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/97_greece_02.jpg) walked

[longflyball]

into my room.

[weams]

Later that evening

[blueberryale77]

parking wasn't validated.

[TGO]

Damn you Jeter!

[Dr. FLK]

Jeter and Satan

[TGO]

sitting in a

[blueberryale77]

public restroom stall

[square634]

with Jose Canseco

[blueberryale77]

devising plans for

[square634]

spreading urban sprawl.

[TGO]

Larry Craig interrupted

[blueberryale77]

the rezoning process

[bobmc]

with mons veneris (http://venus.deathwhisper.com/)

[weams]

Larry became uninterested

[Dr. FLK]

in his new

[bobmc]

boy toy, Miguel

[blueberryale77]

Miguel said, "Bigbie,

[bobmc]

te quiero cabrón!"

[blueberryale77]

"But I love...

[bobmc]

beisbol, it's been

[blueberryale77]

ten years since

[TGO]

Millar showed me

[bobmc]

the "cowboy down"

[blueberryale77]

and Payton threw

[Tank]

a 26 hopper

[TGO]

and roundhoused Melvin

[blueberryale77]

who fell on

[bobmc]

downtrodden Jay Pitty.

[blueberryale77]

Boom Boom Bynum

[bobmc]

is nicknamed Boom-Boom

[sakata_catching]

is nicknamed Boom-Boom
for his legendary

[TGO]

bass singing voice

[bobmc]

that rivals Barry

[TGO]

Diller's yacht in

[TGO]

impressiveness. Four score

[sakata_catching]

and seven dingers

[PaulFolk]

off Paul Shuey

[blueberryale77]

make Miggi a

[Moose Milligan]

make Miggi a

happy B12 user

[blueberryale77]

captured on film

[Winning_Season]

was an unbelivable

[blueberryale77]

scandal. Who shot

[TonySoprano]

Peter Angelos in

[blueberryale77]

the buttocks with

[Dr. FLK]

a rubber band

[blueberryale77]

covered with superglue?

[weams]

"Not I" exclaimed

[blueberryale77]

Millar shiftily as

[TGO]

Bynum sped away

[blueberryale77]

on Brady's rollerblades

[weams]

careening into Cal

[blueberryale77]

, over Kevin Costner

[Cornbread]

, over Kevin Costner

into morning traffic

[blueberryale77]

under the bus

[gallden]

to avoid fuss

[TonySoprano]

Angelos' legal eagles

[Dr. FLK]

performed a concert

[sakata_catching]

of Gregorian chants

[PaulFolk]

: "Free the Birds"

[blueberryale77]

"give them beards!"

[Dr. FLK]

"give them beards!"

"Beards of Bees!"

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2006/BeeBeard.jpg

[blueberryale77]

"Not for BRob!" :eek: :002_ssad: :002_smad:

[PaulFolk]

If Miggy's traded,

[cindyluvsbrady]

Cindy will cry

[TGO]

for me, Argentina

[weams]

said Roy Firestone

[TGO]

in Madonna-like voice

[Dipper9]

in Madonna-like voice

with cone shaped

[Crazy O]

Ice Cream Cones

[cindyluvsbrady]

filled with hearts

[Dr. FLK]

of palm flavored

[weams]

Pina Coladas, Sidney

[Dr. FLK]

Ponson was drinking

[blueberryale77]

chocolate SlimFast mudslides

[Crazy O]

in his dreams

[weams]

in his dreams

running, falling, drowning

[Dr. FLK]

running, falling, drowing

in tubs of

[cindyluvsbrady]

dark chocolate bluberries

[weams]

ale was drunk

[blueberryale77]

("what, me drunk?!")

[bobmc]

with lascivious passion

[weams]

BobMc threw a

[Dr. FLK]

hand grenade into

[bobmc]

Brian Billick's playbook