Shortest O's books ever written...

[o'sman458202233]

A Men's Guide to Shaving by Brandon Fahey
My Friend, The Phillies Fan by The Oriole Bird
Stop Snitchin' by Rafael Palmeiro
The Hispanic Heritage in Baltimore by Vlad Guerrero

[MyBloodIsOrange]

Am I Crazy?; Why I signed with the Baltimore Orioles. By Alex Rodriguez

[blueberryale77]

Preventing Dog Bites Using Dip's Stolen Knives, by Cindy's Baby Boy!

What, I don't even get credit for ghostwriting that one?! :p

[Dipper9]

What, I don't even get credit for ghostwriting that one?! :p

Sorry! :o See edited post above! ;)

[cindyluvsbrady]

Why I Love Kevin Millar, by JTrea
LOL:D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was dying!

[stockpile]

The Dream Job; Inheriting the Reigns of a Model Sports Franchise by Andy MacPhail

[JTrea81]

Oriole Magic: The Story of the 2008 World Champion Baltimore Orioles

[BillySmith]

How to Not Look Clueless. by Mike Flanagan.

[Moose Milligan]

What I Know About Baltimore by Anita Marks

[Burg]

Safe Tanning by Marty Cordova
Playing Through the Pain by David Segui

[blueberryale77]

What I Know by Anita Marks

Forget the "about Baltimore" part. I'm actually listening to her interview with Brian Roberts from this Tuesday online right now (I never remember/bother to listen on Tuesdays plus if you just listen to the podcast you don't have to hear any extra Anita) and she just asked him the difference between a jock and a cup... followed by whether he wears a cup. :eek:

[midwest birdfan]

1997-2007 Baltimore Orioles Postseason Boxscore Book by Oriole PR Dept.

[Leitch]

she just asked him the difference between a jock and a cup... followed by whether he wears a cup. :eek:

And?

Don't keep us in suspense, blueberryale77!

[TGO]

And?

Don't keep us in suspense, blueberryale77!

Yes, I need to know the difference between jock and cup immediately!!!

[blueberryale77]

And?

Don't keep us in suspense, blueberryale77!

Let's just say Brian is one tough little dude... and if such a thing is possible he just got even hotter in my mind. ;)

(Just in case it doesn't go without saying, I didn't mean little in that way.) :o

And back to books... "Things about Brian Roberts that are not hot" by BlueberryAle77

[Winning_Season]

Optimism:Why seeing the glass half full is the path to happiness. By the Orioles Hangout

[Tomkingsize]

How to Sign A Dominican Teen Phenom

:p

[Moose Milligan]

How to Sign A Dominican Teen Phenom

:p

Followed up by the sequel:

Scouting For Baseball Talent In Foreign Countries: A Guide by the Orioles Front Office

[HeatherC12]

And back to books... "Things about Brian Roberts that are not hot" by BlueberryAle77

With a forward by HeatherC12. ;)

I'm listening to the interview tonight and I have to second what you said before. He is one tough guy and if it's possible, he just got hotter for me too, LOL :D

[square634]

Where in the World is Japan? by Mike Flanagan

I Think it's Somewhere Near Carmen San Diego by Jim Duquette

[cindyluvsbrady]

With a forward by HeatherC12. ;)

I'm listening to the interview tonight and I have to second what you said before. He is one tough guy and if it's possible, he just got hotter for me too, LOL :D

I hate I missed that interview:(
How It Feels To Be Adorable....By Brian Roberts
:)

[blueberryale77]

I hate I missed that interview:(
How It Feels To Be Adorable....By Brian Roberts
:)

You can listen to it online at www.espn1300.com

I just hope no opposing baserunners who might have occasion to take him out on double plays listen to it. :002_ssuprised:

[cindyluvsbrady]

You can listen to it online at www.espn1300.com

I just hope no opposing baserunners who might have occasion to take him out on double plays listen to it. :002_ssuprised:

Still on?:confused:

[rolliefingers]

Let's just say Brian is one tough little dude... and if such a thing is possible he just got even hotter in my mind. ;)



Now that's just silly. You'd want him to be able to impregnate you, right?

[O no]

Now that's just silly. You'd want him to be able to impregnate you, right?

:eek: oh no you didn't,

[HeatherC12]

Still on?:confused:

No, you have to go to the Podcast section and find the broadcast from Tuesday. It's near the top of the page right now. :)

[bej6789]

Scott Boras: The man, the myth, the legend by Peter Angelos

[HeatherC12]

The Guide to Speedy Negotiations by Scott Boras

How to Make Friends: Step One, Smiling by Jay Payton

[Mu'ayyidSaafir]

Give 'Em What They Want: Determining the Will of the Public by the Orioles' Department of Uniform Design

[blueberryale77]

Now that's just silly. You'd want him to be able to impregnate you, right?

Appropriate things to post on message boards by ItalianRollieFingersStallion :rolleyes:

And no, I am not in any way looking to be impregnated by an Oriole... too much risk of quintuplets! :eek:

[Moose Milligan]

Appropriate things to post on message boards by ItalianRollieFingersStallion :rolleyes:

And no, I am not in any way looking to be impregnated by an Oriole... too much risk of quintuplets! :eek:

Hey, Brian might be pretty safe, I hear some steroids make you shoot blanks.

Class act there, rollie, class act. ;)

[blueberryale77]

Hey, Brian might be pretty safe, I hear some steroids make you shoot blanks.

Class act there, rollie, class act. ;)

Funny, I think I've heard something similar about digital cameras... especially if you use them to take pictures of people on steroids... :cool:

[TommyD4207]

Just to preface this, I mean absolutely no offense or malice. This is nothing more than some very good natured ribbing. As someone new here, just trying to have some fun like I would with anybody I enjoy discussing baseball with. :)

List of Guys in Major League Baseball I Could Throw Out Stealing by JR House.

I'm Not a Bitter Bear by Sports Guy

People Outside of Hangout That Realize I'm a First Ballot Hall of Famer by Jon Knott

The New Age Bash Brothers by Jon Knott and JR House

Amount of Non-Joke/Non-Photo Posts I've Had by Moose Milligan

Actual Experience I've Had in a Major League Baseball Front Office by Sports Guy

Baseball Scouting Reports from Colombia by Drungo Hazewood

Amount of Times Hangout Has Made Any Sense to Me by rshackelford

Number of Times I've Made A Post Without Bringing Up My Personal Career by vatech1994

Number of Days I've Gone Without Making a Thread by Frobby

;) ;) ;)

[luismatos]

The time that luismatos lasted with me, Amber Theoharris

[PaulFolk]

Como Esta Usted? Embracing the Latino Clique by Erik Bedard

[TinCup]

Positive OH Rep Points - The "How to Give" Guide - by Sports Guy :p

[JTrea81]

Baltimore Nightlife by Aubrey Huff

[OrioleMagic]

Injectable Homeruns by Brady Anderson followed by the sequel

Injectable RBI by Miguel Tejada and Jay Gibbons

"I said it", "I am the only one who said it", and "I told you so" by Sports Guy followed by

"i know more about the o's farm system than the experts" by Sports Guy published on 2/16/2006

[Lt Melmo]

Things People Tell Me I Apparently Predicted Correctly but Had Forgotten About by Sapper

[Rock]

More than a Dumpling - A Connoisseur's Guide to Making, Eating, and Hitting the Perfect Meatball by Sal Fasano.

[Rock]

Alternative Dispute Resolution by Sidney Ponson

[Winning_Season]

People Besides Me That Know Anything Sports Guy

[longflyball]

The Value of Quality over Quantity, by Sports Guy

[SVOF]

"I Was Just Kidding" by Aubrey Huff.

[Flosman]

"Better towns than Baltimore to party in:", by A Huff.

[blueberryale77]

Keeping the fans on your side: A public relations guide by Aubrey Huff, Kevin Millar, and Melvin Mora

[BaltimoreTerp]

"Better towns than Baltimore to party in:", by A Huff.

With forward by Sidney Ponson and additional chapters from Scott Erickson and Nick Markakis.

[square634]

That's What *She* Said by Brady Anderson

[Belkast]

Forget the leg....Break a hip! By Albert Belle

[DurbBird]

Batting Ninth and Playing Catcher: ME! by Lenn Sakata

[DurbBird]

A Segway in the On-Deck Circle: the secret to longevity in baseball, by B. J. Surhoff

[Greg Pappas]

How To Kick a Football, by Charlie Brown :002_sbiggrin:

[DurbBird]

A Different Kind of 'Roids: My Endorsement of Preparation H, by Earl Weaver

[Bibliomaniac]

How to Throw an Intentional Walk[I]by Terry Matthews
How to Speak Politely and Professionally To Co-Workers and Those Around You[I] by Earl Weaver
We Love Peter Angelos! by the members of the Orioles Hangout

[Kefner]

Having a 24KARM! - Matt Riley, forward by Brien Taylor

[jeffstonefan]

"Camden Club Coffee" by Jon Knott and Jack Cust
"Yeah, definitely", Ace your next interview by Nick Markakis
"8 More RBI's than you" by Paul Bako

[jjdman]

How to check wind direction by spitting..................Roberto Alomar

[Todd-O]

"Back that Thang Up" by Sid "Fat A**" Fernandez

[Todd-O]

"How to Fake an Infield Throw and other Arts of Deception" by Todd Zeil (Foreword by Mike Mussina)

[Todd-O]

"Truancy Ruins Lives" by Tony Tarasco

[blahblah]

How to say "no" when the Hookers show up with Blow: The Aubrey Huff Story

[tyinmd5150]

Normal Facial Expressions - by BJ Surhoff

[Winning_Season]

Thing Cal Ripken Did Wrong - The City of Baltimore

[Boy Howdy]

What I Learned From Cal by Manny Alexander

Avoiding the Hidden Ball Trick by Alan Wiggins

[Winning_Season]

I've noticed we've had some non-orioles related books...so..

Holding 2nd Half Leads by Joe Gibbs

[RShack]

Telling It Like It Is by Cal Ripken, Jr. (also published as Speaking My Mind).

Putting It All Together: My Greatest Seasons by A.J. Burnett.

[PaulFolk]

My BFF Boller by Old#5Fan

[TGO]

Miguel Tejada Trades NOT Worth Discussing, by the OH collective

Things I Know About the Orioles, by Dayn Perry

Getting Away With It: How to Beat Around the Bush, by Aubrey Huff

VORP and WARP: A Primer, by the ML Awards Voters

[Moose Milligan]

How to Give The Rest of Your Dwindling Fan Base a Case of Blue Balls At The Winter Meetings by the Orioles Front Office

[JTrea81]

Winter Meetings Accomplishments - The Domino Effect by Andrew MacPhail

[RShack]

How to Give The Rest of Your Dwindling Fan Base a Case of Blue Balls At The Winter Meetings by the Orioles Front Office
Um, exactly what are you doing while you're waiting for a trade? Never mind, I don't wanna know...

[BaltimoreTerp]

Getting The Most From Your Tradeable Talent - Orioles' Fans

[msporter4]

Sandwich Making Is Art!! - Guillermo Quiroz
Dominos for Dummies - Andy MacPhail

[OregonBird]

Process Re-Engineering: A Dartmouth Business School Case Study by Mike Flanagan and Jim Beattie

[Spakman]

Competeing in the AL east. By Mr Angelos

[66-70-83-??]

My Posts That Don't Bash Kyle Boller by Old #5 Fan

Short Sweet And To The Point by RShackleford

The Brilliant Insights Of Joe Morgan by Drungo Hazewood

[Scrat1]

Competeing in the AL east. By Mr Angelos

Haha. Wow.

[clarence]

I Approve this Trade............by Peter Angelos
Trading Prospects to Win Now........by Los Angeles Pro Baseball Teams
Orioles with Trade Value..............by DaveArm

[OregonBird]

Trade Vulture by Dave Dombrowski

[Lt Melmo]

Orioles with Trade Value..............by DaveArm
Now that's a good one.

[Hans Moleman]

Best Fans in MLB Are... - By Peter Angelos

[TinCup]

"2000- ???, Great Orioles Post Season Games" - The Warehouse, forward by BTerp


;)

[Leitch]

No, really, we do have enough and we're willing to offer it: The merits of the package we think would be enough to trade to the Orioles for Erik Bedard by the New York Mets front office

[Leitch]

The Opposite of a Collection of Fake Book Titles With Hilarious Implications by The Orioles Hangout Messageboard

[ChrisP]

Orioles with Trade Value..............by DaveArm

Nice. Rep points coming over..

[Mike Devo]

The Reasons I Belong in the Hall of Fame - Brady Anderson

[weams]

"Orioles Second Basemen I Don't Covet" by Jim Hendry

[Moose Milligan]

Bump in honor of Daniel Cabrera

"How To Reach Base" By Daniel Cabrera

[The Wedge]

"Sabbath Be Damned: How to win on Sundays" by the 2008 Baltimore Orioles.

[Moose Milligan]

"Sabbath Be Damned: How to win on Sundays" by the 2008 Baltimore Orioles.

:laughlol::laughlol::laughlol:

I can't give rep to you since I haven't spread it around enough, but thats awesome :clap3:

[BRob51]

First Impressions by Ryan Bukvich

[glenn__davis]

How to Pitch Poorly by James Johnson

[yamminonemo6]

Finding the Fountain of Youth the Easy Way: LIE! by Miguel Tejada

[PaulFolk]

Making the Most of Your Opportunity by Luis Hernandez and Freddie Bynum

[Camden_yardbird]

Hitting made Easy - Luis Hernandez

Taking the bat off your shoulder -Nick Markakis (Thats right, I went after the golden boy)

Keeping the bat on your shoulder -Mike Costanzo

In the Zone - Steve Trachsel

[NuOriolesNation]

Best Exercises for Your Obliques by The Baltimore Oriole's Conditioning Staff

How to Avoid Injury As a Pitcher by Adam Loewen

How to Be a Successful Left-Handed Specialist by Jamie Walker

Hussle by Ramon Hernandez

Stalked! A Baltimore Oriole's Story by Mark Teixeira (Actually this may fall under longest books ever written)

How to Earn A Promotion by Matt Weiters

[Blues0080]

Addition by Subtraction by Danys Baez

ooops...my bad...this would actually be a long book!

[wickedwitch]

Why Wins are the Most Important Statistic for a Pitcher by Jeremy Guthrie
Slow Guys Finish Last by Andy MacPhail
My Life as a Cub by Brian Roberts

[Itoolu]

Instant Replay by Tony Torrasco

[Dannyboy]

A Pitchers Guide to Hitting- by Daniel Cabrera The Complete Game -by Erik Bedard

[J.D.]

Out of the Box: How to Raise Your On-Base Percentage By Walking, by Daniel Cabrera.

Pitching With Run Support, by Jeremy Guthrie.

Down In Front!: Keeping Wild Pitches In Front Of You, by Ramon Hernandez.

A Modern Guide to Professional Hair Styles, by Kevin Millar.

Hitting For Power, by Freddie Bynum.

*fistbump*

[Gofannon]

In My Own Words: The Famous Quotes, Quips, and Deep Thoughts of Erik Bedard

[IamtheSkip]

Bunting and Stealing by Earl Weaver

A breakdown...

Front cover.
Page 1: Don't.
Back cover.

[furryburres]

Stay Nice to Old Men, by Pedro Martinez
Let the Young 'uns Play!, by Ned Colletti
I'm Going To Die From Laughing, by Sidney Ponson and Erik Bedard
My Power Hitting, by Corey Patterson
Manny's #500 Will Have to Wait, by Chad Bradford
An Apple a Day, by Nolan Reimold and Hayden Penn

[PeteCanes]

Good God, I don't suck! by Jamie Walker

[The Wedge]

"All the Reasons Why I Love People Asking About My Flat Brim" By George Sherill.

"Trading the Quick and Efficient Way" by Andy MacPhail.

"How to Look Taller" by Brian Roberts.

"The Quick, Efficient, No-Drama Save Technique" by George Sherill, forewards by Don Stanhouse and Randall K. Myers.

"They Put a Twinkiee on My Helmet! How I Lead the League in Doubles" by Kevin Millar.

"The Ballplayers Guide to Endearing Yourself to the Home Crowd" by Aubrey Huff.

"My Daily Agenda (Or How To Play MineSweeper Like a Champion)" by Mike Flanagan.

[Leitch]

Mediocrity is Okay by Dave Trembley

[Moose Milligan]

"The Quick, Efficient, No-Drama Save Technique" by George Sherill, forewards by Don Stanhouse and Randall K. Myers.


"My Daily Agenda (Or How To Play MineSweeper Like a Champion)" by Mike Flanagan.

I am absolutely dying!! :laughlol::laughlol: Especially that last one!

[Sailor Jerry]

"Over the Top" by Todd Frohworth

[HeatherC12]

"The Quick, Efficient, No-Drama Save Technique" by George Sherill, forewards by Don Stanhouse and Randall K. Myers.

Also endorsed by Danny Graves and David Weathers ;)

[J.D.]

Also endorsed by Danny Graves and David Weathers ;)

I think Joe Borowski gave it a positive review, too.

[Stevo5278]

The Importance of a Good Clubhouse Guy to Championship Baseball Teams by B. J. Surhoff w/ Forwards by Jeff Conine, Kevin Millar, and Steve Trachsel

Winning Batting Stances for Little Leaguers by Tony Batista

Avoiding Cliches in Play-By-Play by Michael Reghi

You Mean I Get Paid to Play this Game? by Wade Townsend

Living Up to the Hype: My Life in Baseball by Ben McDonald

Homegrown Talent: The Baltimore Orioles: 1981-2008 by Ken Gerhart, Pete Stanicek, Luis Mercedes, and Carlos Casimiro

Safe! Memoirs of Triples and Stolen Bases by Walter Young

Cowboy Up! The Clutch Pitching of Armando Benitez

Full Throttle: Making the Tough Catch by Jay Payton

A Steal of a Deal: How I Traded a Washed Up Catcher for Jeff Robinson and Won the Pennant by Roland Hemond

Teach Your Son to Throw Like a Pro by Chad Bradford w/ Forwards from Steve Reed and Todd Frohwirth

Speaking My Mind: The People, Places, and Things I Don't Like by Elrod Hendricks

Putting a Player's Wife at Ease in the Broadcast Booth by Rick Dempsey

Mistake Free Play-By-Play by Gary Thorne

I'm Lucky I'm in F#%@ing Baseball for Pete's Sake by Terry Crowley

1998: My Finest Year by Norm Charlton

[clapdiddy]

"How I Learned to Hit the Breaking Ball" by Freddie Bynum

"Power Hitting at the Shortstop Position" by Bynum, Cintron, Fahey, and Hernandez

"My Career with the Baltimore Orioles" by Ryan Bukvich

"Proper Catching Techniques" by Ramon Hernandez

[Leitch]

It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp by Luke Scott

[itsernst]

"How to effectively throw someone under a bus" by Peter Angelos.

[Frobby]

Players I don't want to trade, by Sports Guy
The Faults of Brian Roberts, by blueberryale77
Players I couldn't judge in one week, by Old#5Fan
Thread topics I haven't started, by Frobby :rolleyes:

[Bigbie03]

"Baltimore Is A Horses%$t Town" by Aubrey Huff with foreword by Big Brown

"Upclose With My Orioles Friends..A Conversation With Sa-fart-ee, Markmakis,
and Ramirez" by Gary Thorne

"Walk The Line-Up" by Daniel Cabrera..On second thought, this could be an epic!

"My Life As An O's Shortstop" by Freddie Bynum

[Lt Melmo]

"Fistbump fistbump fistbump fistbump fistbump fistbump fistbump fistbump fistbump" by The Orioles Hangfistbump fistbump fistbump fistbump

[orangedive]

Other People by Jim Palmer

[TGO]

How to Spell My Name, edited by Brian Burres, with chapters by Garrett Olson, Radhames Liz, and Mark Teixeira

How to Combine Fielding and Hitting Prowess to Become a Legendary Shortstop, by Freddie Bynum, Luis Hernandez, Brandon Fahey, Alex Cintron, Oscar Salazar, and Eider Torres

Showing Up is Half the Battle, by Richard Hidalgo (reprinted with permission from Jim Beattie)

[orangedive]

Trades: Living up to Expectations by Glenn Davis - 2008 reissue with a new forward by Erik Bedard

[sfosfan]

Give That Fan A Contract! - by Jeffrey Maeier

The Art of the Save - Armando Benitez

Bedside Manners, the Art of Talking to Umpires - Earl Weaver

How to Win a Cy Young - Mike Mussina

Got Milk? - Rafael Pamiero, Jay Gibbons (special intro by Larry Bigbie)



I didn't read all 100+ pages, so I apologize if some of these are redundant.


SFOSFAN

[Sailor Jerry]

"A Gentleman's Guide to Baseball" by Scott Erickson and Sidney Ponson

[BS57]

How to Stay Out of Double Plays - by Cal Ripken, special intro by Melvin Mora

[HeatherC12]

How to Stay Out of Double Plays - by Cal Ripken, special intro by Melvin Mora

Also endorsed by Brandon Phillips :cussing: :D

I loved the one about how to spell the guys names, LOL :clap3:

[TiredofLosing20]

Making Media Relations Work For You - Aubrey Huff
Playing Outfield Defense the Willie Mays Way - Jay Gibbons
No Hunting Allowed: Saving the Fuzzy Forest Creatures - Randy Myers
How To Be Warm and Cuddly - BJ Surhoff, Forward by Albert Belle
Keeping Quiet: My Guide to Not Buckling Under Pressure - Larry Bigbie
You Can Call Me Joey - Albert Belle
Going the Extra Mile - Erik Bedard

[furryburres]

Making Media Relations Work For You - Aubrey Huff
Playing Outfield Defense the Willie Mays Way - Jay Gibbons
No Hunting Allowed: Saving the Fuzzy Forest Creatures - Randy Myers
How To Be Warm and Cuddly - BJ Surhoff, Forward by Albert Belle
Keeping Quiet: My Guide to Not Buckling Under Pressure - Larry Bigbie
You Can Call Me Joey - Albert Belle
Going the Extra Mile - Erik Bedard

Crime and Punishment, by Ray Lewis
Great Expectations, by Ryan Bukvich
Little Men, by Kam Mickolio
Sense and Sensibilitiy, by Sidney Ponson
The Efficiency Expert, by Leo Mazzone
The Innocents Abroad, by Sidney Ponson (I can't resist!)
A Midsummer Night's Dream, by the 2008 Baltimore Orioles
The Comedy of Errors, by Kevin Youkilis, rejected by Alex Cintron and Co.

[orangedive]

Leadership and Accountability by Ray Miller

[NCRaven]

"The GM Killer" by Erik Bedard, forward by Bill Bavasi the sequel to "The Coach Killer" by Michael Vick, forward by Jim Mora
"Success through Practice" by Dave Trembley, forward by Allen Iverson

[itsernst]

So you think you're a fan... Communal obsessions from the "fans" at OH.

[Lt Melmo]

How to Spell My Name, edited by Brian Burres, with chapters by Garrett Olson, Radhames Liz, and Mark Teixeira

"Stop Talking About Me!" by Cal Ripkin, Matt Weiters and Richie Sexton, three ordinary citizens.

[midwest birdfan]

Having 8 Relief Pitchers is More Important than having A Bench.

[RShack]

Things I Hate About Baseball by Dave Trembley
Teaching Teammates to Show They Hate Losing by Cal Ripken, Jr.
When to Loaf on the Field by Frank Robinson
How to Be a Jerk by Brooks Robinson
Hitters Who Outsmarted Me by Jim Palmer
Pitchers Who Weren't Afraid of Me by Eddie Murray



My History of Being Rude by Scottie Baseball
What's Wrong With Stats: Why Baseball Isn't Just About the Numbers by Drungo
The Blank Page Trilogy, including All the Trades I Ever Got Right, Why You Should Listen to Others, and What I Know About Showing Respect by SG
Why I Hate the Yankees by beaner
Why Baseball Isn't For Girls by blueberry (Bonus Section: What It Means to Have Good Taste in Beer)
Spending Big to Be a Fan by Camden Chick

[itsernst]

Why I love Scott Moore by JTrea81

[orangedive]

How to Be Concise: Avoiding Verbosity by RShackelford ;)


Just Kidding, RShack.

[JTrea81]

Playing Time by Scott Moore and Greg Aquino.
Filling the Hole - by Luis Hernandez, Brandon Fahey, Freddie Bynum and Alex Cintron

[brvn52]

How to Get Back to the Majors After Taking 'Roids - By Jay Gibbons

How to Break Up a Fight - By Alan Mills

How to Escalate a Fight - By Freddie Bynum

How to Avoid Hitting Batters (With an Intro About Avoiding Homerun's in Key Situations) - By Armando Benitez

How to Sell Out a Ballpark - By Peter Angelos

How to Build a Dynasty - By Syd Thrift

How to Take the First Deal and Call it a Day - By Andy MacPhail

How to Throw Overhand - By Chad Bradford

How to Rush Players to the Majors: A Documentary on Matthew Weiters - Andy MacPhail

How to Develop the Best Hitting System in Baseball - The Entire Orioles Organization

[itsernst]

At least we are not the Nationals... by the Baltimore Orioles.

[HeatherC12]

How to Have a Good At Bat by Jay Payton (forward by Corey Patterson)

[J.D.]

Playing Time by Scott Moore and Greg Aquino.
Filling the Hole - by Luis Hernandez, Brandon Fahey, Freddie Bynum and Alex Cintron

Why I Deserve Playing Time by Scott Moore and Greg Aquino. ;)

[brvn52]

Playing Time by Scott Moore and Greg Aquino.


Rumor has it, Ryan Bukvich is writing a sequel.

[blueberryale77]

Arm Strengthening Exercises by Alex Cintron

[itsernst]

Arm Strengthening Exercises by Alex Cintron

So you play baseball like a girl... by Brandon Fahey and Luis Hernandez :D




haha...j/k!

[TGO]

Rumor has it, Ryan Bukvich is writing a sequel.

Which reminds me:

Rumor Has It: Source Substantiation for Dummies, by Buster Olney and Ken Rosenthal

[o'sman458202233]

"How to make the perfect curved rim" by George Sherrill

"Things I know about modern baseball" by Tom Davis

"Guys who actually pay attention to what I say" Amber Theoharis

[RShack]

"Guys who actually pay attention to what I say" Amber Theoharis
Non-moronic Questions I've Asked in Interviews, by Amber Theoharis

[OsandBohs11]

How To Do A Proper Interview by Anita Marks

How To Be Patient by Adam Jones

How to Get out Matt Wieters by The Carolina League Pitchers

[Palmer Esque]

The Art of the Siloh Popup by Jay Gibbons

The Art of Chewing Gum by Mike Deveroux

What Really Happened by Cal and Kelly Ripken and Kevin Costner

The Game Face by Guillermo Quiroz

Public Speaking 101 by Same Perlozzo

I Only Did It Once by Brian Roberts

Public Relations Strategy by Aubrey Huff

Things I Learned From William Shatner by Dave Trembley

Procrastination For Beginners by Andy Mcphail

[Moose Milligan]

"My Career As An Oriole" by Mark Teixeira

[ChaosLex]

"My Career As An Oriole" by Mark Teixeira

Oh hush! :002_stongue:

[McNulty]

Why I love Scott Moore by JTrea81

To be followed by his sequel:

My Irrational Love for Kevin Millar by JTrea81.

[Moose Milligan]

How To Remain Calm, Cool And Collected by JTrea81

[Dr. FLK]

Swinging for the Fences: Hitting Tips from the Pros - Daniel Cabrera (foreword by Luis Hernandez)

[BaltimoreTerp]

How about shortest albums, like...

Unplugged, by Kevin Millar and the Baby Bird Six (http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/media/player/mp_tpl_3_1.jsp?w=2008/open/mlbam/2008/05/16/mlbtv_391777_400K.wmv&pid=gen_video&cid=bal&v=2)

[Bahama O's Fan]

Winning on Sundays by the 2008 Baltimore Orioles

[o'sman458202233]

Winning on Sundays by the 2008 Baltimore Orioles

haha, i think this one could be the shortest

[PlumOriole]

Atonement by Sydney Ponson
Beloved by Albert Belle
A Clockwork Orange by Miguel Tejada
Deliverance by Armando Benitez
Infinite Jest by Luke Scott
White Teeth by Chipper Jones (sorry, had to put that in)
Things Fall Apart by Kevin Millar
Rabbit, Run by Aubrey Huff, forward by Kevin Millar
On The Road by Jim Palmer
1984 by Dave Huppert (2 games)
Never Let Me Go by Erik Bedard
The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe by Glenn Davis, Cal Ripken and
Dave Johnson

[Sports Guy]

How to get lefties out in 2008...authored by Jaime Walker.

[TGO]

My Favorite Celebratory Handgestures, A Pop-Up Book, by drektunes, Introduction by gallden's wife

[The Wedge]

Winning on Sundays by the 2008 Baltimore Orioles

Uh...


"Sabbath Be Damned: How to win on Sundays" by the 2008 Baltimore Orioles.

Dept. of Redundancies Dept, how may I help you?

[HeatherC12]

Pitching With Run Support, by Jeremy Guthrie.

Forward by Aaron Harang :(

I LOVE NL Baseball! by Tony (forward by SportsGuy) ;)
Cool Hair for Baseball by Kevin Millar
The Art of Bunting by Brian Roberts (forward by the O's pitchers) ;)
Personality Plus: How to Win Fans for Life by Jay Payton

[TGO]

My Favorite Celebratory Handgestures, A Pop-Up Book, by drektunes, Introduction by gallden's wife

I forgot to mention that the Department of Homeland Security has banned this book from being taken on any passenger aircraft due to the :awesome: introduction.

[The Wedge]

The all broadcasters edition:

"Staying Ahead of the Action: Baseball Radio Play-by-Play Made Easy" by Fred Manfra.

"My Managerial Career" by Buck Martinez.

"You Be The Judge: How To Track a Fly Ball Off The Bat from the Press Box" by Jim Hunter.

"Things I Won't Say" by Joe Angel

"What I Didn't Do" By Jim Palmer

"The Quick and Easy Way to Become a Broadcaster" by Rick Dempsey (it'd be one sentence: Be an ex-player, become a coach and manage to piss off every team you coach...)

"Why Baseball is Easier to Call Than Hockey" by Gary Thorne.

[Bahama O's Fan]

"My Time as a Steroid User" by Brandon Fahey

[glenn__davis]

Rationality: Using Multiple Pieces of Information to Arrive at Sensible Conclusions by Jtrea81

Just ribbing you, Jtrea. :)

[JTrea81]

Hangout Love: How to get positive rep by JTrea81

Who's on First: The 2009 Adaptation by the Baltimore Orioles

[Three Run Homer]

HITTING INSTRUCTION by the O's minor league hitting instructors :(

[terpoh]

[QUOTE=JTrea81;1090457]How to be a Team Player by Melvin Mora and Miguel Tejada


I dont get it

[OsLuvrInKy]

The complete tourist guide to Baltimore Night Life by Aubry Huff

[randommetalguy]

How to Hit a Ball on Eutaw Street by Brandon Fayhey
Sticking to One Position by Chris Gomez

[orangedive]

My Love for Kevin Millar - JTrea



Surely, someone's already covered this, right?

[JTrea81]

"I Told You So!" - A retrospective of the 2008 World Series Champion Baltimore Orioles by Kevin Millar

[J.D.]

Forward by Aaron Harang :(

I LOVE NL Baseball! by Tony (forward by SportsGuy) ;)
Cool Hair for Baseball by Kevin Millar
The Art of Bunting by Brian Roberts (forward by the O's pitchers) ;)
Personality Plus: How to Win Fans for Life by Jay Payton

Shouldn't I LOVE NL Baseball! be authored by Hank Steinbrenner?

[Bigbie03]

"The Times I Didn't Reference Myself" by Jim Palmer
"Why I Hate Homers" by Jim Hunter
"A Sureproof Slider" by Jamie Walker
"Eating Right" by Tom Davis

[HeatherC12]

Shouldn't I LOVE NL Baseball! be authored by Hank Steinbrenner?

That's true. We'll just say he endorsed it and wrote a recommendation, LOL ;)

[Mu'ayyidSaafir]

Well, how about: Raising Gifted Children by George Steinbrenner

[blueberryale77]

Stress Reduction 101 by George Sherrill
Offense and Defense: A guide to being a well-rounded shortstop by Luis Hernandez, Freddie Bynum and Alex Cintron, ghost written by Brandon Fahey and edited by Eider Torres and Oscar Salazar
and the companion book:
The Importance of Having A Good Double Play Partner by Brian Roberts

[HeatherC12]

Stress Reduction 101 by George Sherrill
Offense and Defense: A guide to being a well-rounded shortstop by Luis Hernandez, Freddie Bynum and Alex Cintron, ghost written by Brandon Fahey and edited by Eider Torres and Oscar Salazar
and the companion book:
The Importance of Having A Good Double Play Partner by Brian Roberts

I think that middle book has a forward by Felipe Lopez, LOL ;)

Bases Empty: The Art of the Quick Save by George Sherrill

[sakata_catching]

At Least I Have My Dignity by Rafael Palmeiro (foreword by Jay Gibbons)
Bedard: An Appreciation by Bummer

[Moose Milligan]

Learning That There's No Difference In Our 2008 SS Options by the OH Board Faithful

[ForeverAnO]

High and Inside: The Pitch of Champions by Leo Mazzone

[J.D.]

Intuitive Statistical Analysis and Theory by old#5fan

Contributing to a Message Board by DREKTUNES

:D

[Moose Milligan]

High and Inside: The Pitch of Champions by Leo Mazzone

How I Fixed The Staff In Baltimore by Leo Mazzone

[McNulty]

A few from around the league:

What the @#$% did I do? by Bill Bavasi

Easing workplace tensions by Shawn Chacon

[safoster]

Y Do It? Avoiding Chew on the Baseball Field, by Nick Markakis
Acceptable Facial Hair Styles in the Workplace, by Peter Angelos

[ChrisP]

The Idiots Guide to the *fistbump* by ScottieBaseball

[Nigel Tufnel]

Baseball Brawls: why the police should NEVER be on the field, by Mel Proctor

He come up on the ball: How I painted a vivid verbal picture of John Shelby's throw, by Rex Barney

Ho Hum, by Tom Marr

[joeride]

Baserunning for Dummies by Melvin Mora

or Ramon Hernandez

[MemorialStadKid]

How To Suffer Stupid Umpires Quietly by Dave Trembley

[OsandBohs11]

How to Make the Perfect Curve in Your Brim by George Sherrill
Holding on to the Baseball by Dennis Sarfate
Why I Didn't Deserve Rookie of the Year By Jim Johnson (The only text in te book would be EVAN LONGORIA, in big bold letters)

[bassgtrst]

My Time In the Majors by Ryan Bukvich

[CStoneNo37]

A Continued Tradition of Excellence at the Hot Corner: Life After Robinson and DeCinces by Todd Cruz, Wayne Gross, Floyd "Sugar Bear" Rayford, Ray Knight, Rick Schu, Craig Worthington, Leo Gomez and Jeff Manto. Special contribution from Ryan Minor. Afterword by Tony Batista and Melvin Mora.

[Saintbird]

30-minute abs with Brandon Fahey-Brandon Fahey

Getting the most from your trades- The whole Mariners Organazation.

Living up to your potential and doing it fast- Brandon Snyder

[Dipper9]

Hustle, by Ramon Hernandez

The Whammer, by Brandon Fahey

My Life in an Orioles Uniform, by Mark Teixiera

My Memories from the 83 Reunion Night, by Don Ford. Forward by Gary Thorne

My Hero, Kevin Millar, by JTrea

[CStoneNo37]

So Many Suitors: My 2006-2007 Offseason Story by Steve Trachsel

Multiple Successful Seasons Behind the Dish in Baltimore by Ramon Hernandez, Javy Lopez and Charles Johnson

[Old_Bay_Oriole]

First Impressions: A guide to earning your keep by Liz and Olsen
Avoiding the Double Play by Miguel Tejada
Soothing Voices: getting your message across with the proper tone by Gary Thorne
Memory Loss: What to do when you can no longer remeber your glory days by Jim Palmer
The Perfect Physique: a natural guide to the good life by Brandon Fahey
Avoiding Suicide: The Orioles are NOT out to get you! by Jeremy Guthrie
Low Blood Pressure by George Sherrill
Keeping the Glove Down and Other Baseball Fundamentals by Freddie Bynum
95 miles an hour of heat: My rise to the top Dennis Sarfate

[cbm5042]

Looking Emaciated and Loving It: The Brandon Fahey Story
A Guide to Announcer's Pronunciation by Gary Thorne and Jim Dempsey.

[Old_Bay_Oriole]

Articulation by Rick Dempsy

[Saintbird]

First Impressions: A guide to earning your keep by Liz and Olsen
Avoiding the Double Play by Miguel Tejada
Soothing Voices: getting your message across with the proper tone by Gary Thorne
Memory Loss: What to do when you can no longer remeber your glory days by Jim Palmer
The Perfect Physique: a natural guide to the good life by Brandon Fahey
Avoiding Suicide: The Orioles are NOT out to get you! by Jeremy Guthrie
Low Blood Pressure by George Sherrill
Keeping the Glove Down and Other Baseball Fundamentals by Freddie Bynum
95 miles an hour of heat: My rise to the top Dennis Sarfate

This is Gold:D:rofl:

[Old_Bay_Oriole]

Looking Your Best: A Gentleman's Guide to a Clean Shave by Nick Markakis

[cbm5042]

My Mustache. My Mochismo by Chad Bradford

[Moose Milligan]

Winning Big In September: by the Baltimore Orioles

Staying Tuned in September: by Fans of The Baltimore Orioles

Awesome Pitching in September: by the Baltimore Orioles

Learning How Not To Nibble: by Garret Olson, forward by Brian Burres

My Cup of Coffee in Baltimore: by Nolan Reimold

Working The Count and Patience At The Plate: by Jay Payton

How to Find a Shortstop: by Andy MacPhail

How to Find a Shortstop: by Sports Guy

Figured this thread could use a bump with all the frustration thats been mounting lately ;)

[ChaosLex]

Making The Most of September Callups: by O's Management

[ejf1025]

Winning Big In September: by the Baltimore Orioles

Staying Tuned in September: by Fans of The Baltimore Orioles

Awesome Pitching in September: by the Baltimore Orioles

Learning How Not To Nibble: by Garret Olson, forward by Brian Burres

My Cup of Coffee in Baltimore: by Nolan Reimold

Working The Count and Patience At The Plate: by Jay Payton

How to Find a Shortstop: by Andy MacPhail

How to Find a Shortstop: by Sports Guy

Figured this thread could use a bump with all the frustration thats been mounting lately ;)

You really like this thread.

[Moose Milligan]

You really like this thread.

It's a creative way of saying how much the O's suck. Sue me.

[McNulty]

Sue me.

What if she breaks her foot on your property or something? :D

[TinCup]

It's a creative way of saying how much the O's suck. Sue me.

How Many Ways To Say The O's are a Great Team -- by our own Moose Milligan!! :clap3:

[Moose Milligan]

What if she breaks her foot on your property or something? :D

I....had no idea ejf was a chick.

[ejf1025]

I....had no idea ejf was a chick.

I'm not.

I don't know what that means.

[ChaosLex]

How To Make The Most Of A Bases Loaded Situation: by Kam Mickolio and Brian Burres

[Runs2the1Show]

Stay on the basepath of success- Melvin mora

Earning my chance- Daniel cabrera

How to suck your way onto a world series contender- Eric Byrnes

Being strickly professional at work- Anita marks

[Scrat1]

Climbing that Ladder: Reaching your Ceiling by Daniel Cabrera

[GusTriandos]

Look Homeward Angel by Delirious O's Fans (with apologies to Thomas Wolfe)

I really didn't have time to go though all of the 31 pages (and counting). Please forgive if someone previously used the title. :rolleyestf:

[JTrea81]

Staying Healthy by Adam Loewen and Hayden Penn

[Malike]

Pitching with command and confidence...by Garrett Olson

[McNulty]

I....had no idea ejf was a chick.


I'm not.

I don't know what that means.

Brush up on your Super Troopers fellas.

[Basketeer]

Tanning the Natural Way by Marty Cordova

Effective Pitching: An Inside Scoop by the Baltimore Orioles 2008 Pitching Staff, preface by Omar Daal

[DonnyUnitas]

"Natural Blondes: Always more Fun" by David Segui

"Weightloss" by Fernando Valenzuela

"The Benefits of B-12" by Rafael Palmeiro, forward by Miguel Tejada

"Follicular Symmetry" by Brady Anderson

"On Stardom and Celebrity" by Jeff Manto and Leo Gomez

"Unarmed Utopia: How the Brady Bill Saves Lives" by Luke Scott

"The Beautiful Wonderments of Charm City" by Aubrey Huff, edited by Eddie Murray and John Elway.

"Thematic Juxtaposition and Consequential Effects through the Hierarchy of Conflict in Early Elizabethan Literature" by Daniel Cabrera

"Anger Management" by Earl Weaver

[Three Run Homer]

WORK FAST, THROW STRIKES, CHANGE SPEEDS by Steve Trachsel.

[TonySoprano]

"Guide to a Winning September" - Dave Trembley, foreword by Sam Perlozzo and Mike Hargrove.

[orangedive]

Congressional Testimony by Rafael Palmeiro with a forward by Sammy Sosa's lawyer

[ejf1025]

Brush up on your Super Troopers fellas.

Sorry...

Once I get that syrup in me I get all antsy in my pantsy.

[cindyluvsbrady]

I'm the perfect one-By Brian Roberts

:p

Hey!!!!
You stole My book title
I Am The Perfect One.............The story of Brian Roberts:)
Author...cindyluvsbrady
with special forward....By Brian Roberts

[Old_Bay_Oriole]

Canada:A Tradition of Treachery ~ by Adam Loewen
Bowing Out Gracefully ~ Adam Loewen
If We Had Done It: The Mysterious Disappearance of Adam Loewen ~ Orioles Hangout

[Moose Milligan]

"Fast Negotiations! With a new chapter on multitasking!" by Andy MacPhail

"My Time as an Oriole" by Mark Teixeira, forward by AJ Burnett

[blueberryale77]

"Fast Negotiations! With a new chapter on multitasking!" by Andy MacPhail

"My Time as an Oriole" by Mark Teixeira, forward by AJ Burnett

"The joy of dealing with Andy MacPhail" by Brian and Nick's agents (with a forward by all the GMs who have tried to talk to him about trading for Brian)

[orangedive]

Public Speaking, You Know? by Nick Markakis


I feel bad even writing that one...Gotta love Nick.

[orangedive]

Reluctantly Speaking About My Hall of Fame Career by Jim Palmer

with a foreward by Nestor Aparicio, author of Humility, My Greatest Virtue

[Lt Melmo]

Keep Those Uniforms Out of the Orioles and the Orioles Out of Those Uniforms! by Mad Mark

[Scrat1]

"Thematic Juxtaposition and Consequential Effects through the Hierarchy of Conflict in Early Elizabethan Literature" by Daniel Cabrera


Classic.

letters.

[Hank Scorpio]

"Fast Negotiations! With a new chapter on multitasking!" by Andy MacPhail

"Never Speak Too Soon" by Moose Milligan

"Proper Management of your 40 Man Roster" by JTrea

[McNulty]

"How to move on from one man-crush to another in 30 days or less" by JTrea

[cindyluvsbrady]

"How to move on from one man-crush to another in 30 days or less" by JTrea

I truly deeply love Kevin Millar ...by Jtrea;)

[Dipper9]

"Why the Orioles SHOULD sign BRob to a 4 year extension" by SportsGuy

[TJ Wrangler]

Your Elbow and You: A Care Taking Approach by Matt Riley

[TJ Wrangler]

Statistics and Sabermetrics in Baseball by Old#5fan with a bonus DVD titled The Day My Eyes Deceived Me.

[Dipper9]

I really, REALLY hate to do this one because I truly LOVED the guy, but what the hell, its for laughs right?


"The Making of the 2009 Orioles Magic Video" By Kevin Millar


Sorry Big Kev. You're still an Oriole to me, and good luck to you in Toronto.

[cindyluvsbrady]

"Why the Orioles SHOULD sign BRob to a 4 year extension" by SportsGuy

LOL!:laughlol:
cindyluvsdipper;):clap3:

[Moose Milligan]

"Never Speak Too Soon" by Moose Milligan

"Proper Management of your 40 Man Roster" by JTrea

"My Career as a Drummer," by Hank Scorpio

[PrivateO]

"I Don't Have Imaginary Friends" Ryan Freel, forward by Farney

[McNulty]

"My Career as a Drummer," by Hank Scorpio

"Third Prize is your fired" by Moose

[TJ Wrangler]

How to Deal With Addiction and Limit Your Post Count by Sports Guy

[cindyluvsbrady]

How to Deal With Addiction and Limit Your Post Count by Sports Guy

LOL!!!:laughlol::wedge:

[Hank Scorpio]

"My Career as a Drummer," by Hank Scorpio

...still ongoing, apparently.

"Nose Hairs I've Photographed" by Moose Milligan

[TJ Wrangler]

LOL!!!:laughlol::wedge:

Sports Guy also had another best seller.

Respecting Others Opinions: The Key to a Winning Debate

I kid SG, you're a very valuable poster and you take funny things very well.

[NewMarketSean]

Millar: Living the Dream by Jtrea

[maudibjr]

Scott Moore: What can't he do! by Jtrea

Making the most of your time by C. Moeller

Loose Lips, Sink Ships by Andy McPhail Forward by the Insiders

[Dipper9]

The Day I had Zero Posts on the Hangout, by SportsGuy

I Did Not Inhale, by Michael Phelps

Winning Baseball in the 21st Century, by the Baltimore Orioles, forward by the Pittsburgh Pirates

[sakata_catching]

Pitches You Shouldn't Swing At: A Photo Essay — Terry Crowley
Meaningful Threads I've Started — DREKTUNES
Robbin' the Nest: A Guide to Building a Dynasty With Your Division Rivals' Roster Fodder — J.P. Ricciardi

[OrangeJerseys]

How to Grasp your Full Potential! by Leo Mazzone