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Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 05:11 PM
Stole the idea from another forum...anyway, here goes:

Throwing Strikes by Daniel Cabrera

Managing to Win by Sam Perlozzo

Smart Trades by Syd Thrift

Natural Muscle Building Techniques by Jay Gibbons

A Decade of Winning by the Orioles Front Office, Forward by select members of the orioleshangout.com

Feel free to add your own.

Hank Scorpio
11-07-2007, 05:12 PM
Patience by Corey Patterson

Baserunning Discretion by Melvin Mora

Media Savvy by Erik Bedard

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 05:14 PM
How To Give a Press Conference by Erik Bedard.

clapdiddy
11-07-2007, 05:15 PM
Safety Behind the Wheel by Albert Belle

Just Say No! by Rafael Palmeiro

Respect for Umpires by Roberto Alomar

CrimsonTribe
11-07-2007, 05:16 PM
What It's Like to Play for the Orioles by Jon Knott

Hank Scorpio
11-07-2007, 05:16 PM
Grace by Jack Cust

glenn__davis
11-07-2007, 05:16 PM
My Life as a Big Leaguer by Jon Knott

glenn__davis
11-07-2007, 05:17 PM
What It's Like to Play for the Orioles by Jon Knott

Drats, beat me to it. :)

Hazmat
11-07-2007, 05:18 PM
Dieting the Orioles Way by Floyd Rayford (with recipe contributions from David Wells and Sidney Ponson)

CrimsonTribe
11-07-2007, 05:19 PM
How to Hit the Ball with Authority by Brandon Fahey and Luis Hernandez

Orsulak4Prez
11-07-2007, 05:19 PM
Thievery of the Bases - Michael Roof

clapdiddy
11-07-2007, 05:21 PM
Catching and Hitting Extraordinarily...My Life in the Bigs by Paul Bako

RShack
11-07-2007, 05:21 PM
How to Throw Your Superstar Weight Around to Instill a Winning Attitude by Somebody From Aberdeen.

Also published under the title, How Legends Never Accept Losing.

(Sorry, I just couldn't help it.)

JTrea81
11-07-2007, 05:23 PM
How to be a Team Player by Melvin Mora and Miguel Tejada

Bullpen Management by Sam Perlozzo

Staying Sober: A Success Story by Sidney Ponson

Baltimore Life by Casey Blake

Healthy Living by Hayden Penn

The Red $ox Suck by Kevin Millar

Blues0080
11-07-2007, 05:23 PM
Comeback Player of the Year by Danys Baez

sakata_catching
11-07-2007, 05:23 PM
Stay Slim, Sober and in Cy Young Form ... The Ponson Way by Sir Sidney Ponson, Knight of the Realm

TonySoprano
11-07-2007, 05:23 PM
The Guide to Picking Your Own Coaches - Lee Mazzilli

BillySmith
11-07-2007, 05:23 PM
How to Win Friends and Influence People. Erik Bedard.

The Secret to Hitting. Paul Bako.

Lun Engles By Beisbol. Miguel Tejada.

Lives of the Rich and Famous. Jaime Walker.

Sustaining a Winning Tradition. Peter Angelos.

jonhilsco
11-07-2007, 05:23 PM
Baserunning for Dummies by Melvin Mora

CrimsonTribe
11-07-2007, 05:24 PM
Modesty by Jim Palmer

Delegating Authority by Peter Angelos

Getting Over the Past by Kevin Millar

Dealing with Your Imperfections by Brian Roberts

Blues0080
11-07-2007, 05:24 PM
A Winning Tradition by Peter Angelos

clapdiddy
11-07-2007, 05:24 PM
Hands-Off Mangagement - Letting Your Employees Make the Tough Decisions by Peter Angelos

jonhilsco
11-07-2007, 05:25 PM
Baserunning for Dummies by Melvin Mora

Clutch - A pop up book by Danny Baez

Zanetheo'sfan
11-07-2007, 05:25 PM
I'm the perfect one-By Brian Roberts

:p

DocJJ
11-07-2007, 05:25 PM
How to Build a Winner Using First Round Draft Picks- Tony DeMacio

Leitch
11-07-2007, 05:26 PM
Walking to first by Jay Payton
Strike 3 by Chad Bradford
Under Control by Adam Loewen
Throwing Hard by Jaime Walker
My Glory Days With the Baltimore Orioles by Jon Knott

BRob51
11-07-2007, 05:29 PM
Game of Shadows II by Jay Gibbons

33rdst
11-07-2007, 05:29 PM
"Top to Bottom" by Peter Angelos

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 05:30 PM
Stay Slim, Sober and in Cy Young Form ... The Ponson Way by Sir Sidney Ponson, Knight of the Realm

Holy crap, I can't stop laughing!!!!

TonySoprano
11-07-2007, 05:30 PM
Getting the Most from Your Payroll Dollars - Mike Flanagan, foreword by Jim Duquette

Blues0080
11-07-2007, 05:32 PM
A Fair Shake in the Bigs by J.R. House

BillySmith
11-07-2007, 05:33 PM
My Batting Practice Regimen in the Offseason. Aubrey Huff.

Love Your Players: The Modern Approach to Coaching. Leo Mazzone.

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 05:33 PM
Defense for Dummies by Miguel Tejada (Forward by Chollie Eckman)

square634
11-07-2007, 05:33 PM
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Spending Confederate Money by Sid Thryft

Hank Scorpio
11-07-2007, 05:34 PM
Olympic Powerlifting by Brendan Fahey

os1971
11-07-2007, 05:34 PM
Stay Slim, Sober and in Cy Young Form ... The Ponson Way by Sir Sidney Ponson, Knight of the Realm


Under Control by Daniel Cabrera

TGO
11-07-2007, 05:35 PM
How to Successfully Rebuild Your ML Organization Through Shrewd Trades, by Syd Thrift

Things the Orioles Do that are Not Piss Poor Decisions, by Sports Guy

Dealing with Difficult Bosses, by Frank Wren

Hank Scorpio
11-07-2007, 05:35 PM
How to Successfully Rebuild Your ML Organization Through Shrewd Trades, by Syd Thrift

Things the Orioles Do that are Not Piss Poor Decisions, by Sports Guy

Dealing with Difficult Bosses, by Frank Wren

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Zanetheo'sfan
11-07-2007, 05:36 PM
How to manage my anger on the field-By Daniel Cabrera

bretholmes4
11-07-2007, 05:38 PM
Beauty in 10 days by Peter Angelos

How to make a City Love You by The Angelos Family

How to be as Manly as Possible by Brady Anderson

Rise above Choking in Clutch Situations by Armando Benitez, Chris Ray. Forward by Arod.

BillySmith
11-07-2007, 05:39 PM
String Theory: The New Physics. Kevin Millar.

TGO
11-07-2007, 05:39 PM
Being a Great Sportscaster, by Dave Johnson and Rick Dempsey

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 05:42 PM
Perfectly Timed Trades: Getting Maximum Value by Jim Beattie and Mike Flanagan

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 05:42 PM
Objetive Analysis of your home-town team By Jim Hunter.

blueberryale77
11-07-2007, 05:43 PM
How to Manage (and stay out of) a Public Relations Crisis by Rafael Palmeiro

Peaceful Conflict Resolution in the Workplace by Jay Payton and Melvin Mora

Humility by Jim Palmer

Intelligent Baseball Discourse by Dave Johnson and Tom Davis

Proving You're Not Just a Pretty Face by Amber Theoharis

clarence
11-07-2007, 05:43 PM
Bunting with the Bases Loaded.....by Melvin Mora
Let's Go Redsox.....by Kevin Millah
Playoff Pitching.....by Armando Benitez
Only 85 feet to Home....by Jack Cust
Shellshocked....by O's Pen, foreward by the Texas Rangers
Grapes of Wrath Revisted....by the OH....how Miguel Tejada really caused the Great Depression
Baby Steps....by Hayden Penn

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 05:44 PM
Coordinating Protests that Matter by Nasty Nestor.

Hazmat
11-07-2007, 05:44 PM
Crossing the Line: How to Avoid Awkward Celebrations on the Field and in the Locker Room by Paul Bako

Bond007
11-07-2007, 05:45 PM
Allowing Home Field Fans to Stand Up and Cheer by Camden Yards Ushers

Scribo
11-07-2007, 05:45 PM
The Expert's Guide to Plate Discipline, by Terry Crowley

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 05:47 PM
Left Field: Position of POWER!! by: Jay Payton, Brandon Fahey, Jeff Conine, Larry Bigbie, et al.

shoriole
11-07-2007, 05:48 PM
How to Charm Charm City by Peter A.

Winning for Dummies by Too Many to Name

I am not a Winner, I am not a Sinner, said Peter the Leader, by Peter A.

TGO
11-07-2007, 05:48 PM
Coordinating Protests that Matter by Nasty Nestor.

It's part of a set with:

Starting a Radio Station that is Audible Across the Entire Metro Area, by Nasty Nestor.

PoorMike
11-07-2007, 05:48 PM
Bringing Joy to Baltimore by Glen Davis with foreword by Kris Benson

Playing with Intensity by Gary Matthews

All the Reasons Why Baltimore is Better than New York by David Wells

Picking Your Coaching Staff by Lee Mazilli

Consistency from Year to Year by Brady Anderson

Staying Lean and Mean by Coppinger, Wells, Ponson and Hernandez

Hank Scorpio
11-07-2007, 05:49 PM
Bunting with the Bases Loaded.....by Melvin Mora
Let's Go Redsox.....by Kevin Millah
Playoff Pitching.....by Armando Benitez
Only 85 feet to Home....by Jack Cust
Shellshocked....by O's Pen, foreward by the Texas Rangers
Grapes of Wrath Revisted....by the OH....how Miguel Tejada really caused the Great Depression
Baby Steps....by Hayden Penn

This is brilliance.

os1971
11-07-2007, 05:50 PM
Bulking up the natural way by Jay Gibbons

How to be politically correct by Rick Dempsey

How to be humble by Jim Palmer foreward by Sports Guy

The case for virginity Anna Benson

Bosibus
11-07-2007, 05:50 PM
Crossing the Line: How to Avoid Awkward Celebrations on the Field and in the Locker Room by Paul Bako

That is hilarious...absolutely hilarious.

square634
11-07-2007, 05:50 PM
How to Maintain a Low WHIP and ERA by Russ Ortiz

Confessions of a Teenage Ice Cream Flavor by Rocky Cherry

Working Fast and Missing Bats - The Steve Trachsel Story

Fertility Pills - The Hidden Truth by Melvin Mora

TGO
11-07-2007, 05:51 PM
How to Pass a Physical, by Aaron Sele, Xavier Hernandez, and Jeromy Burnitz

BillySmith
11-07-2007, 05:51 PM
Fashionable Hairstyles for the MLB Manager. Dave Trembley.

A Life of Abstinence. Melvin Mora.

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 05:52 PM
Proving You're Not Just a Pretty Face by Amber Theoharis

No One Said It Was a Bad Thing by the Male Contingent of the OH, Forward by Moose Milligan

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 05:53 PM
Lol, this thread itself is gonna carry me to my next pip!


Rockin' to Victory! By Leo Mazzone.

JTrea81
11-07-2007, 05:53 PM
Let's Go Redsox.....by Kevin Millah


Are you kidding? This would be the longest baseball book ever written...

square634
11-07-2007, 05:54 PM
The Time is Now: A Brief History of Mazzone Success Stories in Baltimore

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 05:54 PM
Better After Baltimore by Eric Byrnes, forward by Gary Matthews Jr.

shoriole
11-07-2007, 05:54 PM
To Eat Well is to Sleep Well by David Wells Foreward by Sir Sidney

Beans, Beans the More You Throw the Better the Show by Danny Cabrera

BillySmith
11-07-2007, 05:54 PM
Crossing the Line: How to Avoid Awkward Celebrations on the Field and in the Locker Room by Paul Bako


One of the best!

PoorMike
11-07-2007, 05:55 PM
Getting Along with Co-Workers by Leo Mazzone

Complete Autonomy by Mike Flanagan

The Latest in Audio Video Technology by the MD Stadium Authority

Home Run Derbys for Dummies by Bradnon Fahey

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 05:57 PM
Losing and Looking Good While Doing It By Jay Gibbons.

TGO
11-07-2007, 05:57 PM
My Life as a Baseball General Manager, by any OH poster

The Azman
11-07-2007, 05:58 PM
Steinbrenner: No longer the most hated owner in Baseball - by Peter Angelos

hoosiers
11-07-2007, 05:58 PM
Being on Time and Other Tactics to Impress Management - Hayden Penn

Getting Hot in April - Aubrey Huff

Shutdown - A Ninth Inning Story - Orioles Bullpen 2007

Acquiring Great Free Agent Relievers - Mike Flanagan - foreword by Kerry Ligtenberg, Steve Kline, LaTroy Hawkins and Danys Baez

Avoiding the Urge to Pass Others on the Basepaths - Javy Lopez

Trading for Healthy, Young and Productive Prospects - Syd Thrift and Mike Flanagan

The Art of Dealing Players Before the Decline Begins - Mike Flanagan

TGO
11-07-2007, 05:59 PM
No One Said It Was a Bad Thing by the Male Contingent of the OH, Forward by Moose Milligan

How Not to Stalk Purty Ladies, by Moose Milligan and bobmc

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 05:59 PM
My Life as a Baseball General Manager, by any OH poster

TGO wins the thread.

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Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 06:01 PM
How I learned to stop worrying and Hit the Bomb By Brandon Fahey.

blueberryale77
11-07-2007, 06:01 PM
Acting in Low Budget Local TV Commercials by Brian Roberts

A Radio Host's Guide to Asking a Question Without Repeating it 50 Times by Anita Marks

My Good Deeds by Miguel Tejada

and a long one...

How to Cause Massive Controversy Without Even Trying by Luis Hernandez

os1971
11-07-2007, 06:01 PM
How to impersonate a Major League Baseball player - Paul Bako

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 06:01 PM
How Not to Stalk Purty Ladies, by Moose Milligan and bobmc

:D :D
Good one, good one :)

square634
11-07-2007, 06:02 PM
A September to Remember: How to Win When it Counts

shoriole
11-07-2007, 06:02 PM
Enjoy a Better Love Life With B-12 by Miguel Tejada

How did That Happen? by Raffy Palmeiro

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 06:03 PM
Handcuffed From Above by Andy MacPhail, forward by Jim Beattie

BillySmith
11-07-2007, 06:04 PM
Orioles Manager: My Dream Job. Joe Girardi.

Super Utility Player. Jay Gibbons.

The fine Art of
posting,,oN a major league basebal
- messAGE
borad. Roy Fir estone.

clarence
11-07-2007, 06:05 PM
Brokeback Mound: The Palmer and Weaver Story....by Elrod Hendricks

square634
11-07-2007, 06:06 PM
Don't Tell! They'd Banish Us, You Know! by Luis Hernandez and Brandon Fahey.

Chris Gomez and the Rule V Disaster by Agatha Christie

Managing the 25-Man Roster: Why Ryan Keefer is Better than Marino Salas and Josh Phelps Combined by Jim Duquette and Mike Flanagan

os1971
11-07-2007, 06:06 PM
Brokeback Mound: The Palmer and Weaver Story....by Elrod Hendricks


.....Good one.

blueberryale77
11-07-2007, 06:06 PM
Living Up to The Hype by Luis Matos and Larry Bigbie, featuring interviews with everyone else drafted by the Orioles between 1995-2005 and not named Roberts, Bedard, or Markakis

and the companion book

How to Get Drafted By the Right Team by Brian Roberts, Erik Bedard, and Nick Markakis

Leitch
11-07-2007, 06:07 PM
How I learned to stop worrying and Hit the Bomb By Brandon Fahey.

THIS POST IS KING

weams
11-07-2007, 06:08 PM
"If I did It"-by Raffy Palmeiro

Elston Gunnn
11-07-2007, 06:08 PM
Memorable Quotes - Nick Markakis

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 06:10 PM
Living Up to The Hype by Luis Matos and Larry Bigbie, featuring interviews with everyone else drafted by the Orioles between 1995-2005 and not named Roberts, Bedard, or Markakis

Cracking the Bigs by Mike Paradis, Richard Stahl, and Keith Reed

shoriole
11-07-2007, 06:11 PM
The 1-2-3 Guide to Spitshining your Boots by Roberto Alomar

Don't Attempt to Do This At Home, I am a Trained Professional by Bako and Shuey

square634
11-07-2007, 06:12 PM
Who are you? - Karim Garcia's Legacy with the Baltimore Orioles

The Dangers of Melanoma by Marty Cordova.

The Time Has Come to Speak of Many Things by Sidney Ponson

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 06:12 PM
Why the O's Will Win it all in 2008: An objective analysis by Sapper

Delbird
11-07-2007, 06:13 PM
What It's Like to Play for the Orioles by Jon Knott

Slight variation:
What It's Like to Play for the Orioles...Knott by Jon Knott

clarence
11-07-2007, 06:14 PM
Lonely Nights: Why Viagra and Anadrol Don't Mix....by Ghostwriter for R.P.

Dr. FLK
11-07-2007, 06:14 PM
If I Took Roids by Jay Gibbons (foreword by Raffy Palmeiro)

GoBirds05
11-07-2007, 06:16 PM
How to stay safe in a tanning bed by Marty Cordova
A Catch to Remember by Tony Tarasco
Dedication by Jimmy Key

square634
11-07-2007, 06:19 PM
All Quiet on the Trading Front by Jim Duquette and Mike Flanagan

As You Like It by Peter Angelos

The Catcher in the Wry by Danny Ardoin

One Hundred Years of Solitude - In Last Place by Peter Angelos

Common Sense by Orioles GMs (Foreword by Thomas Paine)

A Farewell to Wins by Peter Angelos

Invisible Man by J.R. House

os1971
11-07-2007, 06:21 PM
The Art of ass slapping for heterosexuals - Paul Bako

Leitch
11-07-2007, 06:21 PM
How to break delicate, fine China by throwing baseballs at it by Brian Burres

Leitch
11-07-2007, 06:23 PM
Setting Reasonable Expectations - The OH Membership

The Wedge
11-07-2007, 06:24 PM
Everything Zen: How to Manage a Major League Club with Passive Poise, by Earl Weaver.

Eh, I Was Okay, by Jim Palmer

I'd Be Happy To: A Guide to Media Relations, by Eddie Murray.

CrazyTrain
11-07-2007, 06:25 PM
Fundamentals of Sliding by Jack Cust
Being Honest about your Age By Miguel Tejada

Leitch
11-07-2007, 06:34 PM
Sucess! by Hayden Penn

clarence
11-07-2007, 06:38 PM
Book of Names...by Tippy and Kiko
The Art of Adjustments....by Brady Anderson
Memories from the Alamo....by Jesse Orosco
Damn Trick-or-Treaters.....by Albert "Joey" Belle

Cakes2Kakes
11-07-2007, 06:42 PM
How to Defeat Pirates In Seven Easy Steps: Books 1&2

66-70-83-??
11-07-2007, 06:43 PM
The Ultimate Guide To Power Hitting, by Mark Belanger

Hitting Triples and Stealing Home !, autobiography of Boog Powell

Throwing Strikes, by Steve Dalkowski

Winning 20, by Mike Mussina

Earl's Guide to Baseball Gardening Volume I: Tomatoes in Left Field
By Pat Santarone

Baseball Card Tricks, by Bill Ripken (remember that card ? LOL)

My Favorite Oriole Memories, by Glenn Davis

PoorMike
11-07-2007, 06:46 PM
The Ultimate Guide To Power Hitting, by Mark Belanger

Hitting Triples and Stealing Home !, autobiography of Boog Powell

Throwing Strikes, by Steve Dalkowski

Winning 20, by Mike Mussina

Earl's Guide to Baseball Gardening Volume I: Tomatoes in Left Field
By Pat Santarone

Baseball Card Tricks, by Bill Ripken (remember that card ? LOL)

Now that was gratuitous!

:002_shappy:

PA Bird Fan
11-07-2007, 06:49 PM
Help Others Quit Smoking by Don Stanhouse
Play Deep by Paul Blair
Real Money by Sid Thrift
Adaptive Coaching-Working to Your Players Strengths by Leo Mazzone
I Take Full Responsibility by Peter G
The Art of Listening by Jim Palmer

TyCobb
11-07-2007, 06:50 PM
"If I did It"-by Raffy Palmeiro

This is too funny.


Chicken Soup for the Soul: Becoming a Fan Favorite by Miguel Tejada

Cakes2Kakes
11-07-2007, 06:50 PM
The Art Of Fancy Dressing By: Wild Bill Hagy

Leitch
11-07-2007, 06:51 PM
Smile!: How to not always look like you're going to cry by Melvin Mora

TGO
11-07-2007, 06:52 PM
Crafting Intelligent and Successful Marketing Campaigns, by Orioles and MASN communications staffers

Orange Bird
11-07-2007, 06:52 PM
Successful Retirement Strategy by Albert Belle

Spakman
11-07-2007, 06:53 PM
Beauty Tips.. For the juiced up man on the go By Jay Gibbons

shoriole
11-07-2007, 06:53 PM
Chiseled to Chump: The Jay Gibbons Saga

Leitch
11-07-2007, 06:54 PM
Peaking in Baltimore - Fred Lynn with forewords by Lee Lacy, Sammy Sosa, Curt Schilling, Jeff Conine, Kevin Millar, and Steve Finley

Cakes2Kakes
11-07-2007, 06:55 PM
"Being A Gracious Guest" By: Yankee Scum & Red Sox Nation

Leitch
11-07-2007, 06:57 PM
Getting hit by batted balls - The Warehouse

66-70-83-??
11-07-2007, 06:57 PM
Getting Out Of The Way, by Jeffrey Maier

Spakman
11-07-2007, 06:57 PM
Thank god almighty I'm free at last. By Miguel Tejada

blueberryale77
11-07-2007, 06:58 PM
How to Avoid Getting Hugged and Patted on the Head by Other Grown Men by Brian Roberts

(with forward by me about how much I loved the annoyed look he used to get on his face when Lee Mazzilli would hug him) :D

Webley Webster
11-07-2007, 06:58 PM
Meaningful Games In Which I've Played by the entire current Orioles team

MPK76
11-07-2007, 06:58 PM
How To Issue The Intentional Walk by Todd Williams

66-70-83-??
11-07-2007, 06:58 PM
Why Me ? By Felix Pie :eek: :p

Leitch
11-07-2007, 07:02 PM
Would I Sign a Contract to Play for the Baltimore Orioles? by Vladimir Guerrero, with introduction by Paul Konerko & Carlos Lee

cindyluvsbrady
11-07-2007, 07:03 PM
I'm the perfect one-By Brian Roberts

:p

Hey,
You stole My idea!:D

TGO
11-07-2007, 07:04 PM
Coaching Football Offense for Dummies, by Brian Billick...whoops, wrong team.

Sense and Sensibility, by Matt Riley

Dr. FLK
11-07-2007, 07:04 PM
If I Stalked Her, Albert Belle
If I Ruined Them, Peter Angelos

66-70-83-??
11-07-2007, 07:07 PM
Restoring Greatness by Peter Angelos

My Side Of The Story by Rafael Palmeiro

TGO
11-07-2007, 07:08 PM
I Coulda Been a Contender (But I Got Stuck With the Orioles): The Story of My Winning Season as a Professional Baseball Player, by Brian Roberts

blueberryale77
11-07-2007, 07:09 PM
My Side Of The Story by Rafael Palmeiro

Our Comments on Sammy Sosa, Rafael Palmeiro, Jason Grimsley, David Segui, Gary Matthews, Jerry Hairston and Jay Gibbons by the Orioles

BaltimoreTerp
11-07-2007, 07:13 PM
Play Ball - David Segui and Albert Belle

Ball Four - Deivi Cruz and Corey Patterson (Featuring New Forward From Terry Crowley)

Never Give Up On Your Team--Selected Columns 1998-2007 - Tom Boswell (Featuring New Forward by Nestor Aparicio)

How To Keep Your Sources Happy...and Secret - "Bigbird", with additional chapters by "Peace21" and "Belkast"

Osmodiar
11-07-2007, 07:13 PM
Perlozzo & Mazzone -Together our bullpen had an ERA of 11.9
Aint' The Beer Cold (And There Better Be Plenty of It)- The Story of the 2008 Baltimore Orioles
Making $7 Million Working Just 3 Days a Year- David Segui
A Tourist's Guide to Aruba's Jails- Sidney Ponson
I'm Sweating Because It's Hot !!!- The Sidney Ponson Story
Hustling to 1st- The Miguel Tejada Story
The 1970's - Every pitch I through- Jim Palmer (actually would be the longest Orioles book ever written, but damn if Jim wouldn't remeber them all)
Dr. Do Little- A collaboration of a decade of Oriole GM's
I was an unbiased Oriole Broadcaster- Jon Miller - Foreword by Mel Proctor & John Lowenstein
The Napoleon Complex- Peter Angelos

TGO
11-07-2007, 07:14 PM
Perlozzo & Mazzone -Together our bullpen had an ERA of 11.9
Aint' The Beer Cold (And There Better Be Plenty of It)- The Story of the 2008 Baltimore Orioles
Making $7 Million Working Just 3 Days a Year- David Segui
A Tourist's Guide to Aruba's Jails- Sidney Ponson
I'm Sweating Because It's Hot !!!- The Sidney Ponson Story
Hustling to 1st- The Miguel Tejada Story
The 1970's - Every pitch I through- Jim Palmer (actually would be the longest Orioles book ever written, but damn if Jim wouldn't remeber them all)
Dr. Do Little- A collaboration of a decade of Oriole GM's
I was an unbiased Oriole Broadcaster- Jon Miller - Foreword by Mel Proctor & John Lowenstein
The Napoleon Complex- Peter Angelos

Awesome screen name.

cindyluvsbrady
11-07-2007, 07:16 PM
You Gotta Have Heart..by Brian Roberts/AKA The Perfect One!:)

Leitch
11-07-2007, 07:18 PM
Being Paul Bako by Freddie "Boom Boom" Bynum

OSfanfromCT
11-07-2007, 07:24 PM
Protecting Your Obliques by Orioles Medical Staff

Coming Back Strong: Ramon Hernandez's secret tips to playing better after injury

The Art of Bunting by Earl Weaver

Spakman
11-07-2007, 07:28 PM
How to play baseball with no knees. By Harold Baines

Leitch
11-07-2007, 07:29 PM
Knowing When Not To Swing Is Part Of The Battle, I Guess - Tony Batista

Mu'ayyidSaafir
11-07-2007, 07:29 PM
Viva Variety! Home Run Calls I Have Used by Mike Reghi
Speaking My Mind and Stirring the Pot by Cal Ripken
Wrigleyville Bars Where I Drink Free by Corey Patterson
Out At Home! My Most Memorable Outfield Assists by Jay Payton
Performing Shakespeare by Nick Markakis
Principles Over Protein: Diary of a Hunger Strike by Sidney Ponson

Spakman
11-07-2007, 07:30 PM
One night in paradise. By Kevin Costner :002_stongue:

clarence
11-07-2007, 07:30 PM
Protecting Your Obliques by Orioles Medical Staff
Coming Back Strong: Ramon Hernandez's secret tips to playing better after injury

The Art of Bunting by Earl Weaver



Very short indeed.:D

cindyluvsbrady
11-07-2007, 07:32 PM
Making Excellent Choices in Picking a Best Friend...by Brady Anderson

Leitch
11-07-2007, 07:32 PM
One night in paradise. By Kevin Costner :002_stongue:

*tomatoes*

orangedive
11-07-2007, 07:33 PM
An Old-Fahioned Man: How to keep your wife in line by Kris Benson

And don't miss...

High Fidelity: Dealing with a wife who threatens to bang your entire team

section34
11-07-2007, 07:33 PM
What I Don't Think I Know by SG ;)

JTrea81
11-07-2007, 07:36 PM
What I did at the 2007 GM Meetings by Andy MacPhail...

Spakman
11-07-2007, 07:36 PM
Wow my first rep points. Too bad they were negitive but i guess I was asking for it.:rolleyes:

clarence
11-07-2007, 07:39 PM
Skipping Work.... By Cal Jr.

Right Place/ Right Time....by Joe Altobelli

section34
11-07-2007, 07:41 PM
Best Flavored Wine Coolers - Wild Bill Hagy

Orange Bird
11-07-2007, 07:48 PM
There's a Special Place in My Heart for Charm City by Steve Kline

Lt Melmo
11-07-2007, 07:54 PM
I Think Some of Us Have Forgotten the Original Intent of This Thread by the OH.

Leitch
11-07-2007, 07:54 PM
From The Ray Lewis Dance to the Red Sox Commerical: Keeping the Locals On Your Side by Kevin Millar

cindyluvsbrady
11-07-2007, 07:59 PM
From The Ray Lewis Dance to the Red Sox Commerical: Keeping the Locals On Your Side by Kevin Millar

with a special forward by Jtrea81
:)

JTrea81
11-07-2007, 08:00 PM
with a special forward by Jtrea81
:)

Rep points to the both of you! :D

TonySoprano
11-07-2007, 08:26 PM
Promises I Have Kept - Peter G. Angelos

What I Know About Baseball - John Angelos, Introduction by Peter G. Angelos

Joey's Tips for Halloween Fun - Albert Jojuan Belle

Advantages of Waiting for the Market to Set Itself - Mike Flanagan & Jim Duquette, (Jim Beattie, backflap)

FellsPointOsFan
11-07-2007, 08:34 PM
The Time is Now: A Brief History of Mazzone Success Stories in Baltimore

The Time is Here, the Place is Now: Coaching as Alchemy by Leo Mazzone

Hazmat
11-07-2007, 08:39 PM
Book of Names...by Tippy and Kiko
The Art of Adjustments....by Brady Anderson
Memories from the Alamo....by Jesse Orosco
Damn Trick-or-Treaters.....by Albert "Joey" Belle

I died laughing on this one!

Leitch
11-07-2007, 08:42 PM
I died laughing on this one!

There's internet in heaven?

I don't know how to feel about that.

PaulFolk
11-07-2007, 08:44 PM
From Bako to Shuey: Great Pauls in Oriole History

TGO
11-07-2007, 08:47 PM
Strategery in Baseball, by Sam Perlozzo, foreward by George W. Bush

One Time I Totally Hit an Awesome Home Run Against the Yankees, by Gabor Paul Bako II

Sweet Home Chicago, by Lee Elia

The Wedge
11-07-2007, 08:48 PM
Arts and Crafts with Warning Track Sand: Beating Bench Boredom by Chris Sabo.

Riding the Pine by Cal Ripken, Jr.

How To Stay Injury Free by Scott Erickson, forward by Billy Ripken.

If You Can Coach, You Can Manage by Ray Miller.

The Wedge
11-07-2007, 08:49 PM
It's All About The Glove by Luis Hernandez.

AgentOrange
11-07-2007, 08:51 PM
Snatching Defeat out of the Jaws of Victory: The '07 Orioles Bullpen.

PaulFolk
11-07-2007, 08:52 PM
Articulation by Nick Markakis

Holding 'em Under 30 by Cabrera, Burres, Bell, and Shuey

TyCobb
11-07-2007, 09:02 PM
Running down the line: The Heart of a Lion by Ramon Hernandez and Miguel Tejada.

Leitch
11-07-2007, 09:05 PM
Well, At Least I Have My Health... by David Segui

AlBumbry
11-07-2007, 09:10 PM
Chemistry Is King by DrungoHazewood

tennOsfan
11-07-2007, 09:16 PM
Building Bullpens for Dummies by Mike Flanagan.

Things Are Looking Up by Jim Hunter.

Hang On For The Ride! by Author Unknown.

tennOsfan
11-07-2007, 09:19 PM
The Oriole I Could Have Been by Curt Schilling with foreward by Pete Harnisch and Steve Finley.

Baroquen131
11-07-2007, 09:22 PM
Acting in Low Budget Local TV Commercials by Brian Roberts


I thought Jonathan Odgen wrote that book. :D

So here's the book but I forget the OH author... sorry.

What's in a Name? The Ultimate Secret to Baseball Success
(Author: Eli Eon? - with a Forward from Hayden Penn).

I kid, I kid.

AlBumbry
11-07-2007, 09:27 PM
Keeping Your Cool On The Baseball Field
(When The $%&*!#%& Umpire Keeps $@#*!@% You)

By Earl Weaver


I Admit I Was Wrong by Sports Guy

Why Not To Beat A Dead Horse by NMS

blueberryale77
11-07-2007, 09:29 PM
The Oriole I Could Have Been by Curt Schilling with foreward by Pete Harnisch and Steve Finley.

and don't forget...

Worth Every Penny by Glenn Davis


I thought Jonathan Odgen wrote that book. :D


I believe that one was Dancing in Low Budget Local TV Commercials.

HeatherC12
11-07-2007, 09:33 PM
Throwing Strikes: The Art of the Strikeout by all current Orioles pitchers not named Erik Bedard ;)

The Wedge
11-07-2007, 09:35 PM
How To Retain a Juggernaut Year to Year by Peter Angelos, forward/disclaimer by Davey Johnson.

Rocking Your Way to a Slimmer Waistline by Leo Mazzone.


It's Not What You Know, It's Who by Sammy Perlozzo.

Knowing When To Hold 'Em: Effective Third Base Coaching by Tom Treblehorn.

My Buddy the Bird: A Pop-up book by Nestor Aparicio.

Tracking a Ball's Flight Made Easy by Jim Hunter and Fred Manfra.

How To Keep a Tidy Dugout and Field by Lee Mazilli.

Leitch
11-07-2007, 09:36 PM
Freddie on Freddie: The Story of Freddie Bynum's Major League Career by Freddie Bynum

Leitch
11-07-2007, 09:38 PM
Freddie on Pinch Hitting: The Story of That Series Against The Twins in The What's-His-Face-Dome by Freddie Bynum

blueberryale77
11-07-2007, 09:42 PM
Freddie on Freddie: The Story of Freddie Bynum's Major League Career by Freddie Bynum

Hey, I heard that one has a really good chapter about the time he got to restrain Daniel Cabrera during a brawl. :cool:

underdog
11-07-2007, 09:56 PM
Orioles Highlights of the 21st Century

rolliefingers
11-07-2007, 10:02 PM
Suffering Fools Gladly by Erik Bedard

orangedive
11-07-2007, 10:04 PM
Why I Believe the Orioles Suck - BTerp

clarence
11-07-2007, 10:16 PM
The Science of Catching....George Will with Sal Fasano

os1971
11-07-2007, 10:29 PM
Have great sex by applying Differential Equations - OH stat geek

Dr. FLK
11-07-2007, 10:29 PM
Eight Men Out: The Day I Threw 2.2 No-Hit Innings - Daniel Cabrera

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 10:32 PM
Rounding Third: by Jack Cust

biggrthngibbons
11-07-2007, 10:35 PM
The ground rules of Yankee Stadium... Jeffrey Maier
ME! On a diet... Sydney Ponson
The Realistic Guide to Major League Trades and How to take Inside Information with a grain of salt... The OH

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 10:36 PM
Just Say No!: A compilation of stories from current and former big leaguers.

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 10:39 PM
The Art of a Smile: by Nick Markakis

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 10:41 PM
Testify like a pro: Rafael Palmero

os1971
11-07-2007, 10:43 PM
]Testify like a pro: Rafael Palmero[/B]

He did that pretty good. How about "Honesty is the best policy".

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 10:45 PM
Taking pitches not needles: by Miguel Tejada

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 10:47 PM
I'm dying here, guys...I can't stop laughing!

Aging Gracefully by Doug Drabek

O no
11-07-2007, 10:47 PM
Orioles I hate by cindyluvsbrady

O no
11-07-2007, 10:49 PM
Turning two with Tejeda..Miguel Tejeda

os1971
11-07-2007, 10:50 PM
Orioles I hate by cindyluvsbrady

Followed by Orioles I would trade for Albert Pujols and Arod.

O no
11-07-2007, 10:50 PM
'To kill a rockingbird' Behind the scenes of Andrew McPhail long term relationship with Leo Mazzone

O no
11-07-2007, 10:52 PM
'Be homies with the Latino Clique' Paul Bako

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 10:53 PM
Trades that make sense for the O's By Cindy.

O no
11-07-2007, 10:56 PM
What I know about the owning a baseball team...PA

twoBshorty
11-07-2007, 11:00 PM
Orioles.com: Transcripts of Interviews with Competent GM Candidates

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Keys to Running a Technically Sound Sports Broadcast, by MASN

V'ahavta L'reyacha Kamocha: The Art of Getting Along by Jay Payton et al

Mathematical Analysis of Concrete Quantifiable Evidence (now with Microsoft Excel user's guide!), by Dave Ritterpusch

I Know What I'm Doing, by Mike Flanagan

That is Not a Needle in My Butt, by Jay Gibbons

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 11:01 PM
Let your play do the talking: by Curt Schilling

Birds of B'more
11-07-2007, 11:03 PM
You're Never More Than A Player or Two Away: How to Find the Free Agent That Put's You In Contention By Mike Flanagan, Jim Beattie, and Jim Duquette.

os1971
11-07-2007, 11:04 PM
Orioles.com: Transcripts of Interviews with Competent GM Candidates

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Keys to Running a Technically Sound Sports Broadcast, by MASN

V'ahavta L'reyacha Kamocha: The Art of Getting Along by Jay Payton et al

Mathematical Analysis of Concrete Quantifiable Evidence (now with Microsoft Excel user's guide!), by Dave Ritterpusch

I Know What I'm Doing, by Mike Flanagan

That is Not a Needle in My Butt, by Jay Gibbons


...........That ones a winner.

O no
11-07-2007, 11:06 PM
What not to wear...Anna Benson

NattyBo
11-07-2007, 11:06 PM
I'm dying here, guys...I can't stop laughing!

Aging Gracefully by Doug Drabek


This has been very theraputic. We O's fans have needed a thread like this. Thank you Moose.

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 11:06 PM
Idiots guide to throwing strikes: Daniel Cabrera

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 11:07 PM
How to make new friends quickly: by Steve Kline

Birds of B'more
11-07-2007, 11:07 PM
1,001 Uses for Your Old Confederate Dollars by Syd Thrift

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 11:09 PM
Keep it clean: by Eric Byrnes

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 11:12 PM
Overcoming a negative self image: by David Newhan

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 11:12 PM
Friends 4ever! By Melvin Mora and Jay Payton.

O no
11-07-2007, 11:14 PM
Why I fired Etch...AM

PlumOriole
11-07-2007, 11:15 PM
It's time to grow up: by Sydney Ponson

Pedro Cerrano
11-07-2007, 11:16 PM
Baltimore Orioles: The Dynasty Years 1998-2007

cindyluvsbrady
11-07-2007, 11:22 PM
Orioleisim...An Incurable Addiction...By Dr.Phil.
:)

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 11:32 PM
How to Get the Most Out of a Contract Year From Your New Team by Javy Lopez

How to Throw Basestealers Out by Javy Lopez

They Called Me Hammer by Freddie Bynum

Leo's Pet by Russ Ortiz

Old Yeller by John Halama

SIKE! by Sammy Sosa

That Had a Stewardess on it by Jorge Julio

Tips To Get On Base by Deivi Cruz forward by Tony Batista

Put Me In, Coach! by David Segui

Unbreakable by Jerry Hairston Jr

Have You Seen My Wife? by Scott Erickson

Shaft Beats Up Crackheads by Alan Mills

Who? by Ivanon Coffie

It's All in the Hips by Sid Fernandez

LADANK
11-07-2007, 11:35 PM
From Riches To Rags: A Pitching Coaches Success Story by Leo Mazzone

clarence
11-07-2007, 11:37 PM
Baltimore Orioles: The Dynasty Years 1998-2007

That is great.

Hank Scorpio
11-07-2007, 11:40 PM
How to Get the Most Out of a Contract Year From Your New Team by Javy Lopez

How to Throw Basestealers Out by Javy Lopez

They Called Me Hammer by Freddie Bynum

Leo's Pet by Russ Ortiz

Old Yeller by John Halama

SIKE! by Sammy Sosa

That Had a Stewardess on it by Jorge Julio

Tips To Get On Base by Deivi Cruz forward by Tony Batista

Put Me In, Coach! by David Segui

Unbreakable by Jerry Hairston Jr

Have You Seen My Wife? by Scott Erickson

Shaft Beats Up Crackheads by Alan Mills

Who? by Ivanon Coffie

It's All in the Hips by Sid Fernandez

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aberdeener
11-07-2007, 11:45 PM
It's Not a Lie If You Believe It, by Rafael Palmeiro

glenn__davis
11-07-2007, 11:50 PM
Successfully Replacing an Icon by Ryan Minor

DK745
11-07-2007, 11:50 PM
If I Hustled, Here's How I'd Do It by Ramon Hernandez

Marty Cordova's Guide To A Successful Tan

beaner
11-07-2007, 11:54 PM
I Have a better personality, doesn't that count for something- by Bill Ripken
Thanks again, Uncle Pete- by Brook Fordyce
Don't dissapoint Daddy- by Jerry Hairston, Jr and Gary MAtthews Jr
A Couples Guide to "Working Out"- by Brady Anderson and Rene Gonzales

clarence
11-07-2007, 11:57 PM
No Habla Ingles.....by Senor Sosa

Pull My Pointing Finger....by Rafael Palmeiro

Train Your Core....by Pete Incavigla(sp?)

Kamikaze....by Jim Traber
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n36lYGA9Nw

Moose Milligan
11-07-2007, 11:58 PM
I Have a better personality, doesn't that count for something- by Bill Ripken

A Couples Guide to "Working Out"- by Brady Anderson and Rene Gonzales

LOL brilliant :D

beaner
11-08-2007, 12:05 AM
I Luv you too, Cindy- by Brady Anderson
Where did that damn kid come from?- by Tony Tarasco
Cal and Jillian. Playing Second Base and Second Fiddle- by Bret Barberie

Blues0080
11-08-2007, 12:14 AM
Washboard Abs: The BBQ Diet by Boog Powell

weams
11-08-2007, 01:19 AM
How I did it by Jay Gibbons (foreword by Raffy Palmeiro)

blueberryale77
11-08-2007, 01:52 AM
Friends 4ever! By Melvin Mora and Jay Payton.

Mora and Payton are quite the prolific writing duo. I think they might win either a Pulitzer or a Nobel Peace Prize one day for their efforts to help people get along.

rolliefingers
11-08-2007, 09:06 AM
I Know What I'm Doing, by Mike Flanagan


I don't know why, but I've been laughing at this for, like, five minutes.

Hank Scorpio
11-08-2007, 09:48 AM
Humility by Melvin Mora

TonySoprano
11-08-2007, 09:57 AM
Batting Stances I Never Tried In My Career - Cal Ripken, Jr.

Our Views of Peter Angelos' Stewardship of the Orioles - Clancy, Geppi, Will, Levinson, et. al

What's Wrong with the Orioles - Jim Hunter

Hank Scorpio
11-08-2007, 09:58 AM
I don't know why, but I've been laughing at this for, like, five minutes.

Me too.....

Hank Scorpio
11-08-2007, 10:03 AM
Who is Tyrone Biggums? by Freddie Bynum

Hank Scorpio
11-08-2007, 10:05 AM
My Lengthy Battle With Career Ending Mustache by Paul Shuey forward by Buddy "Bubbly Gum in the ol' Push Broom" Groom

longflyball
11-08-2007, 10:45 AM
The Sabermetric Guide to American League Third Basemen, by Melvin Mora

Aging Gracefully, by Steve McNair

Prodigy: Turning Your Average Child into an Offensive Genius, by Brian Billick

Losing to Win: Chasing High Draft Picks in Baltimore, by OH Anonymous

The Art of Pitching, by Daniel Cabrera

Dipper9
11-08-2007, 11:37 AM
Why I Love Kevin Millar, by JTrea

OldNewGuy
11-08-2007, 11:54 AM
I'm OK, You're OK by Melvin Mora & Jay Payton

The Incredible Shrinking Man by Jay Gibbons

How to Become an All Time OH Fav by TBat & D Cruz

The Importance of the RBI by D. Hazewood

The Art of the Deal by All O's GMs since 1999.

Why I Scuttled Syd's Rebuilding Plan by Going 4-32 by M. Hargrove

Peace21
11-08-2007, 12:04 PM
Fantasy Tan Marty Cordova

Drinking Night before Opening Day Start Sidney Ponson

Clubhouse Jerk BJ Surhoff, Erik Bedard

Horrible Qoute Lee Mazzilli and of course Erik Bedard

jc007dt
11-08-2007, 12:19 PM
Why I dont like makeup....Amber Theoharis

beaner
11-08-2007, 12:48 PM
Who is this crazy person offering me diamonds- by Casey Kotchman

Dipper9
11-08-2007, 01:03 PM
My New Life as Tin Cup, by Moscow Bird

El Gordo
11-08-2007, 01:17 PM
I USED TO BE A 90 LB. WEAKLING...., Brandon Fahey.

TinCup
11-08-2007, 01:18 PM
My New Life as Tin Cup, by Moscow Bird

:D :D :D :D :D

weams
11-08-2007, 01:28 PM
Concise Writings, rshackelford

I kid, I kid :D

Dipper9
11-08-2007, 01:33 PM
Preventing Dog Bites Using Dip's Stolen Knives, by Cindy's Baby Boy! Intro by Blueberryale!

Dipper9
11-08-2007, 01:34 PM
How I went from Most Hated to Most Loved Without Doing a Thing, by Kyle Boller

MPK76
11-08-2007, 01:56 PM
My Life As A Snake Charmer by Dipper9

PaulFolk
11-08-2007, 02:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Poisonous Clubhouse