gfrank
11-21-2007, 06:32 AM
Hello and welcome to the official 2007 Danys Baez fan club!!
Here we will honor this great man by chronicling all the things we smashed around our house when watching Danys Baez pitch during the 2007 Major League Baseball Season. To adequately quantify the significance of this, we will put a price on each of the things we broke, to show in numbers how significant his great season was.
This is a man so powerful and so influential that he was able to simultaneously throw spectacular batting practice for 29 major league baseball teams and help us Orioles fans break stuff around our house.
If you wish, we can tally up the totals and send a bill to the Baltimore Orioles. Not as a punishment, of course, but as a way of showing how much Danys Baez touched each and every one of our lives(as well as stuff around our house) during the 2007 Major League Baseball season.
I will start:
1 lamp - $15
1 glass cup - $8
588,768 Brain Cells - $25(I graduated college, I'm sure this is worth something????*)
1 knuckle(punching television[which did not break]) - $0(could not afford doctor)
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Total: $48.00
*verification needed
NOTE: Also, if you wish, I can attempt to contact Major League Baseball and petition them to get the grand total accepted as an official statistic. Just think - your involvement in this thread could end up on the back of Danys Baez' 2012 BBM Nippon Professional Baseball League card!!!!
Here we will honor this great man by chronicling all the things we smashed around our house when watching Danys Baez pitch during the 2007 Major League Baseball Season. To adequately quantify the significance of this, we will put a price on each of the things we broke, to show in numbers how significant his great season was.
This is a man so powerful and so influential that he was able to simultaneously throw spectacular batting practice for 29 major league baseball teams and help us Orioles fans break stuff around our house.
If you wish, we can tally up the totals and send a bill to the Baltimore Orioles. Not as a punishment, of course, but as a way of showing how much Danys Baez touched each and every one of our lives(as well as stuff around our house) during the 2007 Major League Baseball season.
I will start:
1 lamp - $15
1 glass cup - $8
588,768 Brain Cells - $25(I graduated college, I'm sure this is worth something????*)
1 knuckle(punching television[which did not break]) - $0(could not afford doctor)
-----------
Total: $48.00
*verification needed
NOTE: Also, if you wish, I can attempt to contact Major League Baseball and petition them to get the grand total accepted as an official statistic. Just think - your involvement in this thread could end up on the back of Danys Baez' 2012 BBM Nippon Professional Baseball League card!!!!