I Never...

[Objectivity]

Ok, here's an attempt at a new game.

In college I played a drinking game called "I Never." The way it worked was that you'd go around the room and declare something that you'd never done. Then, people who have done that thing have to drink.

So, I could say, "I never root for the Yankees" and those who root for the Yankees over the Braves because they hate Atlanta would have to drink.

Since there is no drinking involved here and you can't see the group, the rules have to be altered to the following.

You can only reply to a message in this game if you HAVE done what the person you're quoting says they've never done.

The first statement is as follows. I'll keep it Orioles related, but the comments can go in any direction.


I've never attended a professional baseball game on opening day.

[Dipper9]

Ok, here's an attempt at a new game.

In college I played a drinking game called "I Never." The way it worked was that you'd go around the room and declare something that you'd never done. Then, people who have done that thing have to drink.

So, I could say, "I never root for the Yankees" and those who root for the Yankees over the Braves because they hate Atlanta would have to drink.

Since there is no drinking involved here and you can't see the group, the rules have to be altered to the following.

You can only reply to a message in this game if you HAVE done what the person you're quoting says they've never done.

The first statement is as follows. I'll keep it Orioles related, but the comments can go in any direction.


I've never attended a professional baseball game on opening day.

This year will mark my 6th or 7th Opening Day game.

I have never joined the mile high club!

[ChrisP]

I have never joined the mile high club!

(This seemed like it would be a fun thread. Now we have to wait for someone from the MH club. Nice Dipper.;))

For the record, this will be my 2nd Opening Day.

Waiting for the MH club person to reply....How about Roy? You've flown alot...

[Dipper9]

(This seemed like it would be a fun thread. Now we have to wait for someone from the MH club. Nice Dipper.;))

For the record, this will be my 2nd Opening Day.

Waiting for the MH club person to reply....How about Roy? You've flown alot...

OKay...okay! Its been a few days. Either we have no thrill seakers on here, or anyone who IS in the MH club is afraid to admit it.

To get this game going again and not be a thread killer, I will retract the MH club statement, and go with the following...

I HAVE been to opening day, but I have never...

drank a beer with a Hall of Famer!

[aggro5288]

This year will mark my 6th or 7th Opening Day game.

I have never joined the mile high club!

I'll be your brave soul ... overnight flight to Italy last summer

I have never smoked anything (cigarettes or otherwise)

[DREKTUNES]

I'll be your brave soul ... overnight flight to Italy last summer

I have never smoked anything (cigarettes or otherwise)

Ok, this one's easier (hey, I was dating an older woman; she was a bad influence).

I have never had absinthe. And I had no idea about Absynth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absynth)!

[Bosibus]

I have never attended a Cubs at Wrigley.

[bobmc]

I have never attended a Cubs game at Wrigley.

I never have run a marathon.

[bobmc]

See above for new change. No one admitted to a nipple piercing! :(

I know we have some marathoners here!

[Dipper9]

See above for new change. No one admitted to a nipple piercing! :(

I know we have some marathoners here!

Well, I can go ALL (pause) NIGHT (pause) LONG, but can't run long distances to save my life. :D

[DuffMan]

See above for new change. No one admitted to a nipple piercing! :(

I know we have some marathoners here!
8 to my credit.

I've never ridden on a motorcycle.

[Dipper9]

8 to my credit.

I've never ridden on a motorcycle.

One time, scared the bejesus outta me.

I've never caught a foul ball DURING a baseball game. (I have BP ones, but they dont count).

[ChrisP]

I've never caught a foul ball DURING a baseball game. (I have BP ones, but they dont count).

Little League count? Good....:D

Here's an easy for this crowd. I've never been to an O's World Series game.

[TinCup]

See above for new change. No one admitted to a nipple piercing! :(

I know we have some marathoners here!

I've run four of them. 3:24 is my PR. Have not run one in over a decade as a herniated disc will do that to you. Did the 100th running of the Boston Marathon in '94. The "Woodstock" of running! It was an experience.

[Boy Howdy]

Little League count? Good....:D

Here's an easy for this crowd. I've never been to an O's World Series game.

Attended two games of the 1979 WS.

But I never hit a home run at any level of baseball (though I allowed a few)

[RShack]

I have never joined the mile high club!
Does Denver count?

[furryburres]

Attended two games of the 1979 WS.

But I never hit a home run at any level of baseball (though I allowed a few)

I hit a few in high school.

I've never went to a rodeo show.

[bobmc]

I hit a few in high school.

I've never went to a rodeo show.

I've been to a rodeo in MSG in New Yawk.


I've never smoked a cigarette.

[ChrisP]

I've never smoked a cigarette.

As an ex-smoker, I WISH I have never smoked a cigarette.


I've never ridden in a helicopter.

[DREKTUNES]

I've never smoked a cigarette.

So I'm not the only one. Well, not the regular kind.

[bobmc]

So I'm not the only one. Well, not the regular kind.

Exactly! Never inhaled, though ;)

I have never ridden in a helicopter either....

[ChrisP]

Exactly! Never inhaled, though ;)

I have never ridden in a helicopter either....


No one can answer my "I never..." about riding in a helicopter?!?


I loved the idea of this thread, but it hasn't "taken off" :rofl:.

[erb8472]

No one can answer my "I never..." about riding in a helicopter?!?


I loved the idea of this thread, but it hasn't "taken off" :rofl:.

I've flown one in a real life simulator so I'm counting it for the sake of the game.

I never worked in a fast food joint.

[ChrisP]

I never worked in a fast food joint.

I tried Roy's for a few days, but after frying chicken for hours straight I had to leave. I worked at BK for a few months until I went across the street to the "cooler" McD's.

I've never killed an animal.

This doesn't count: :deadhorse:

[erb8472]

I tried Roy's for a few days, but after frying chicken for hours straight I had to leave. I worked at BK for a few months until I went across the street to the "cooler" McD's.

I've never killed an animal.

This doesn't count: :deadhorse:

I'm an avid deer hunter, and don't worry I eat what I kill.

Never have I been outside of the United States.

[PaulFolk]

I'm an avid deer hunter, and don't worry I eat what I kill.

Never have I been outside of the United States.
Been to Toronto, London, and Uganda.

I've never seen The Godfather.

[Dipper9]

Been to Toronto, London, and Uganda.

I've never seen The Godfather.

I own the Godfather set and have seen it several times.

I have never swam in the Pacific Ocean.

[ChrisP]

Break (because I've never swam in the Pacific..and I guess we can call breaks)


Paul, You NEED to take a rainy weekend and rent the Godfather series. It doesn't have to be rainy, just do it.;)

back to the Pacific...

[bobmc]

I own the Godfather set and have seen it several times.

I have never swam in the Pacific Ocean.

I have swum in the Pacific, Atlantic, Adriatic, Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico.

However, I have never swum in the Black Sea. Tin Cup?

[Dipper9]

I have swum in the Pacific, Atlantic, Adriatic, Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico.

However, I have never swum in the Black Sea. Tin Cup?

Well, this one outta just about bury this thread! Nice job Bob! :cussing:

[bobmc]

Well, this one outta just about bury this thread! Nice job Bob! :cussing:

Chill Dips! :) If it don't work, I'll change it to one you have done. (like barfing somewhere?) ;) :puke:

[ChrisP]

Well, this one outta just about bury this thread! Nice job Bob! :cussing:


Chill Dips! :) If it don't work, I'll change it to one you have done. (like barfing somewhere?) ;) :puke:


You know I tried Dipper. The Black Sea? I could see Deep Creek or something....:laughlol:

[bobmc]

You know I tried Dipper. The Black Sea? I could see Deep Creek or something....:laughlol:

Roytt - that would be difficult. Maybe I should say the Chesapeake Bay? :rolleyestf:

Ok - wusses - here's a "toughie" for y'all! ;)

I never have been to Hawai'i.

[DREKTUNES]

Roytt - that would be difficult. Maybe I should say the Chesapeake Bay? :rolleyestf:

Ok - wusses - here's a "toughie" for y'all! ;)

I never have been to Hawai'i.

I have in fact been to the Big Island, and however you spell 'Oh-wah-hoo.' Pineapple tastes like a different food there. It was nice.

I have never been...to Europe.

[Dipper9]

I have in fact been to the Big Island, and however you spell 'Oh-wah-hoo.' Pineapple tastes like a different food there. It was nice.

I have never been...to Europe.

Lil ol' Dipper has been at the base of the Swiss Alps my friend, but what I really wanted to do and did not get the chance was...

I have never been back to my homeland of Italy!

[bobmc]

Lil ol' Dipper has been at the base of the Swiss Alps my friend, but what I really wanted to do and did not get the chance was...

I have never been back to my homeland of Italy!

I have been to Lido, on the Adriatic Sea. Venice and Verona were also nice. La Scala in Milano era molto bello!

However, I have never eaten a McDonald's fish sandwich.

[bobmc]

As I said above:

I have never eaten a McDonald's fish sandwich.*

*Dang if none of you guys can qualify here I give up! :rolleyestf:

[DREKTUNES]

As I said above:

I have never eaten a McDonald's fish sandwich.*

*Dang if none of you guys can qualify here I give up! :rolleyestf:

I have! In my crazy fast food meat eating days, I ate at least one. Probably a lot more. Dark days, indeed.

I have never broken my leg.

[TinCup]

I have! In my crazy fast food meat eating days, I ate at least one. Probably a lot more. Dark days, indeed.

I have never broken my leg.

You poor man you Drek.

I have been to Europe, and yes Dip, I have been to ol' Italy (Rome, Florence, Venice) and you HAVE to go! I have a feelin' you will soon.

Bob, I've never been to Hawaii either my man so you are not alone.

But, to what I have never done....I have never sky-dived.

(A friend says three things fall from the sky..."birds, bird shi-, and fools". :eek:



Hey, what do you know, this is post #4000! Wow, I need to take a rest. Think of something really pithy and profound for post 4001.

[fischbowl]

I never made out with the gym teacher behind the bleachers...

[DREKTUNES]

I never made out with the gym teacher behind the bleachers...

Uh. Heh. Uh, yeah.

[bobmc]

Uh. Heh. Uh, yeah.

What - you did? :clap3:

[Dipper9]

Uh. Heh. Uh, yeah.

Let's all hope your gym teacher wasn't a Mr.!

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[ChrisP]

<Where are we on this thread? It took a weird turn.>

I've only been to the US and Canada. I need to take my wife overseas one of these days.

I've never met Cal.

[Dipper9]

<Where are we on this thread? It took a weird turn.>

I've only been to the US and Canada. I need to take my wife overseas one of these days.

I've never met Cal.

Not only met him, but had our wedding reception at Ripken Stadium! :wedge:

I've never met Brooksie!

[J.D.]

Not only met him, but had our wedding reception at Ripken Stadium! :wedge:

I've never met Brooksie!

I met him at an autograph signing a long, long time ago.

I've never broken a bone.

[cindyluvsbrady]

I have NEVER liked a snake!!!:eektf:

[blueberryale77]

I have NEVER liked a snake!!!:eektf:

I used to have a pet garter snake, creatively named "Snakey."

I've never eaten a hotdog at the ballpark.

[Boy Howdy]

I used to have a pet garter snake, creatively named "Snakey."

I've never eaten a hotdog at the ballpark.

Though, I'm one of those 95% vegetarian types, I do indulge tradition by snarfing down a ballpark frank at my first MLB game every season.

But I've never attended a hockey game.

[DREKTUNES]

Though, I'm one of those 95% vegetarian types, I do indulge tradition by snarfing down a ballpark frank at my first MLB game every season.

But I've never attended a hockey game.

I have. They fight some.

I have never been a member of another message board.

[Tank]

I have. They fight some.

I have never been a member of another message board.

I have, but not an Orioles message board.

I have never received a ticket for speeding.

[ChrisP]

I have never been a member of another message board.


Wow...I'm been a member of at least 3, but primarily the first one:\

www.easternfbody.com & www.ls1tech.com & www.camaroz28.com

Yeah, I'm a GM/Camaro guy.

I've never relocated to a different state.

[J.D.]

Wow...I'm been a member of at least 3, but primarily the first one:\

www.easternfbody.com & www.ls1tech.com & www.camaroz28.com

Yeah, I'm a GM/Camaro guy.

I've never relocated to a different state.

I've lived in Texas, Mississippi, and Alaska.

I've never been on a nude beach.

[itsernst]

I've lived in Texas, Mississippi, and Alaska.

I've never been on a nude beach.

I live 5 minutes from one...and its all old people :eek:

i've never had a cell phone longer than 3 months. (techy geek)

[cindyluvsbrady]

I live 5 minutes from one...and its all old people :eek:

i've never had a cell phone longer than 3 months. (techy geek)

I have never been to an NFL game!:o

[Tank]

I have never been to an NFL game!:o

I have.

I have never received a ticket for speeding. (I'm saying this again because last time I was skipped... :(:D)

[DuffMan]

I have.

I have never received a ticket for speeding. (I'm saying this again because last time I was skipped... :(:D)

Returning home for summer break from Salisbury (about 5 years ago).

I never had a stamp collection.

[erb8472]

Returning home for summer break from Salisbury (about 5 years ago).

I never had a stamp collection.

I collected all the Elvis Stamps that came out a while ago.

I've never rode in a helicopter.

[bikiniarmstrong]

I have been on a helicopter.

I have never been fishing.

[MChance]

I have been on a helicopter.

I have never been fishing.

I fished a long, long time ago when I was in the Cub scouts, ...

... but I never saw the movie "Titanic"!!!

[bikiniarmstrong]

I've seen titantic.

I've never stolen a car.

That might be a hard one. I have also never worn a cowboy hat.

[J.D.]

I've seen titantic.

I've never stolen a car.

That might be a hard one. I have also never worn a cowboy hat.

I've never stolen a car. I have, however, borrowed one without permission. I returned it though.

And I've definitely worn a cowboy hat.

I've never seen a single episode of Friends.

[cindyluvsbrady]

I've never stolen a car. I have, however, borrowed one without permission. I returned it though.

And I've definitely worn a cowboy hat.

I've never seen a single episode of Friends.

I love Friends:)
I have never been to jail!:eektf:

[bikiniarmstrong]

I have visited someone in jail before. Does that count? If it does, I have never been married.

[ChrisP]

I have visited someone in jail before. Does that count?

Were you in the jail....I'd say that counts, but this could have gotten interesting. :)




If it does, I have never been married.

7 years in May....

I have never shot an animal.

[Dipper9]

I have visited someone in jail before. Does that count? If it does, I have never been married.

Working on my second one now! :clap3:



I have never shot an animal.

Not even a snake? :leaving:

[ChrisP]

Working on my second one now! :clap3:

I always said if the first one doesn't work, there is no way in heck I'll ever try it a 2nd time. To each his own...and good luck.


Not even a snake? :leaving:

No, but my wife thought we had a snake in our yard once but it was the sway bar off my car (removed for drag racing). It was dark and she was letting the dog out. :laughlol:

[J.D.]

Were you in the jail....I'd say that counts, but this could have gotten interesting. :)





7 years in May....

I have never shot an animal.

Does it count if I've shot AT an animal (I missed)?

I did the married thing and divorce thing already. Got the T-Shirt, too. Not sure If I wouldn't do it again, but it'd take a phenominal woman and a lot of convincing at this point.

[bobmc]

Does it count if I've shot AT an animal (I missed)?

I did the married thing and divorce thing already. Got the T-Shirt, too. Not sure If I wouldn't do it again, but it'd take a phenominal woman and a lot of convincing at this point.

Ruling: Since you missed it does count. (but neg rep for trying! ;))

Would you like to offer up something you have never done? :scratchchinhmm: Orrrrr - are you saying that "You will never marry again"? :confused: (btw - it took me three times to get it right and now married 17 years happily!)

[J.D.]

Ruling: Since you missed it does count. (but neg rep for trying! ;))

Would you like to offer up something you have never done? :scratchchinhmm: Orrrrr - are you saying that "You will never marry again"? :confused: (btw - it took me three times to get it right and now married 17 years happily!)

Fine fine. ;)

I've never received negative rep. :p

[bobmc]

Fine fine. ;)

I've never received negative rep. :p

Whoa - we can change that reallllllllllllll quickly! ;):)

But back to the thread......

[Dipper9]

Fine fine. ;)

I've never received negative rep. :p

Two times. Once very early on, and it was bogus and the mods took it off. Again recently, and again it was bogus, but I accepted it and laughed it off.

I have never drowned! :laughlol:

[J.D.]

Two times. Once very early on, and it was bogus and the mods took it off. Again recently, and again it was bogus, but I accepted it and laughed it off.

I have never drowned! :laughlol:

I have. In a past life. Reincarnation is friggin' awesome! :laughlol:

I have never met another Hangouter.

[TinCup]

Two times. Once very early on, and it was bogus and the mods took it off. Again recently, and again it was bogus, but I accepted it and laughed it off.

I have never drowned! :laughlol:

I remember like it was yesterday a time in my somewhat younger days getting face implanted into the sand under a crushing wave while trying to body surf at Southern Shore (the Outer Banks). Not fun and just a little bit scary. :eektf:

Ya know, I have never been married more than once. :p

[DREKTUNES]

I have. In a past life. Reincarnation is friggin' awesome! :laughlol:

I have never met another Hangouter.

Well I'm not gonna skip you, JD ;)

I knew Rollie from before, Scottiebaseball is a fine fellow, Mr and Mrs Witchy, KingCrim (who I am responsible for being here, so let's hope he does well), Sakata_Catching (though not for almost 20 years, so I doubt we could pick each other out of a line up), Tony, Dr Lev, The Wedge has been in my house, a bunch of others who aren't coming to me, and, of course, last and most, everyone's hero, Bobmc.

I have never been taken in an internet scam.

[J.D.]

Well I'm not gonna skip you, JD ;)

I knew Rollie from before, Scottiebaseball is a fine fellow, Mr and Mrs Witchy, KingCrim (who I am responsible for being here, so let's hope he does well), Sakata_Catching (though not for almost 20 years, so I doubt we could pick each other out of a line up), Tony, Dr Lev, The Wedge has been in my house, a bunch of others who aren't coming to me, and, of course, last and most, everyone's hero, Bobmc.

I have never been taken in an internet scam.

The Wedge has been in your house, and you lived to tell about it?

You're an amazing human being, Drek.:rofl:

[DREKTUNES]

The Wedge has been in your house, and you lived to tell about it?

You're an amazing human being, Drek.:rofl:

What can I say? He gave me money. This isn't sounding any better, is it?

[J.D.]

What can I say? He gave me money. This isn't sounding any better, is it?

No, you're not exactly helping your case here. If I were lawyer, it's about now that I'd tell you to exercise your 5th ammendment rights.

/threadhijack :D

[DREKTUNES]

No, you're not exactly helping your case here. If I were lawyer, it's about now that I'd tell you to exercise your 5th ammendment rights.

/threadhijack :D

As I have mentioned before, I have considered changing my screenname to some iteration of Threadjacker.

[J.D.]

As I have mentioned before, I have considered changing my screenname to some iteration of Threadjacker.

You want a sidekick? I'm in. :laughlol:

[DREKTUNES]

You want a sidekick? I'm in. :laughlol:

That'd be different, as I always considered myself a sidekick in need of a hero to follow. Sad, eh?

[J.D.]

That'd be different, as I always considered myself a sidekick in need of a hero to follow. Sad, eh?

Sad's a strong word. Mildly disheartening is more like it. ;)

[cindyluvsbrady]

I have never been to England:o

[bobmc]

I have never been to England:o

Been there and blimey, I done that, madam! :)

I have never (thankfully) torn an ACL*. (just did the MCL)


* anterior cruciate ligament for the unknowing

[cindyluvsbrady]

Been there and blimey, I done that, madam! :)

I have never (thankfully) torn an ACL*. (just did the MCL)


* anterior cruciate ligament for the unknowing

I have never been to any MLB stadium but Camden Yards and Memorial Stadium.:o

[waroriole]

I have never been to any MLB stadium but Camden Yards and Memorial Stadium.:o

I've been to both ATL stadiums, Fenway, Yankee Stadium, Veterans Stadium, & RFK as well as OPACY & Memorial

I've never been in an actual fight.

[J.D.]

I've been to both ATL stadiums, Fenway, Yankee Stadium, Veterans Stadium, & RFK as well as OPACY & Memorial

I've never been in an actual fight.

Just to piggy-back off of Cindy's... I've been to the Trop, Minute Maid, Fenway, Yankee Stadium, Wrigley Field, RFK, and Safeco.

I've been in plenty of fights. I grew up in the O'Donnell Heights.

I've never been in a car accident.

[erb8472]

Just to piggy-back off of Cindy's... I've been to the Trop, Minute Maid, Fenway, Yankee Stadium, Wrigley Field, RFK, and Safeco.

I've been in plenty of fights. I grew up in the O'Donnell Heights.

I've never been in a car accident.

I've been in two car accidents.

I never hit a homerun.

[cindyluvsbrady]

I've been in two car accidents.

I never hit a homerun.

I have never seen a bear in the wild.I have tried hard too!:(

[J.D.]

I have never seen a bear in the wild.I have tried hard too!:(

I have. ;) I did live in Alaska for 4 years. You tend to see one or two of those.

And erb, I didn't miss yours, man. But I've never hit a home run. So I can't continue. ;)

[bobmc]

I have never been to any MLB stadium but Camden Yards and Memorial Stadium.:o

Wait just a minute waroriole - cindy has to first have torn an ACL before she can propose another "I never". If you haven't cindy, then we're back to the ACL. I want to see who has torn one - I know I have read some guys on here that did.

[cindyluvsbrady]

Wait just a minute waroriole - cindy has to first have torn an ACL before she can propose another "I never". If you haven't cindy, then we're back to the ACL. I want to see who has torn one - I know I have read some guys on here that did.

I apologize to all for my dumb mistake!:o

[bikiniarmstrong]

This thread might be a goner. A torn ACL might have ended this thread's career.

[J.D.]

This thread might be a goner. A torn ACL might have ended this thread's career.

That's a shame. It had so much potential.

I have a frayed ACL, but it's not torn, so I can't count it. :(

[DREKTUNES]

That's a shame. It had so much potential.

I have a frayed ACL, but it's not torn, so I can't count it. :(

I think you know what you have to do, man. For the good of the thread.

We'll wait here.

[J.D.]

I think you know what you have to do, man. For the good of the thread.

We'll wait here.

I've frayed my ACL. So close enough.

I've never shoplifted.

[Tank]

I've frayed my ACL. So close enough.

I've never shoplifted.

I have. Not proud of it.

I've never caught a ball at a baseball game.

[Dipper9]

I have. Not proud of it.

I've never caught a ball at a baseball game.

Okay, I've caught a ball, and my wife has had ACL surgery for a torn ACL. I think I've got both of the open ended ones covered.

I have never made love on the beach.

[bikiniarmstrong]

I have made love on the beach. I live in Topsail Beach. I have never worn a Yankee's jersey.

[ChrisP]

I have never worn a Yankee's jersey.

This is worse than some of Bobmc's earlier "I Never's." and definately worse than the torn ACL. sheesh.....at least you've had fun on a beach. Good for you.:)

[J.D.]

This is worse than some of Bobmc's earlier "I Never's." and definately worse than the torn ACL. sheesh.....at least you've had fun on a beach. Good for you.:)

Yeah, no one's going to admit to that.

Way to go, thread killer!!!!

[DREKTUNES]

Yeah, no one's going to admit to that.

Way to go, thread killer!!!!

Quit taking my name!!!!!

[J.D.]

Quit taking my name!!!!!

You're threadjacker. You'll actually return the thread safely if given a hefty sum of money.

He's threadkiller. He has no remorse and can't be bought off. He's just a stone-cold killer of all things thread related.

See the difference?

[DREKTUNES]

You're threadjacker. You'll actually return the thread safely if given a hefty sum of money.

He's threadkiller. He has no remorse and can't be bought off. He's just a stone-cold killer of all things thread related.

See the difference?

I do. Thanks, man. You make me feel like dancin.

And while I have never worn a Yankees jersey, I have purchased Yankees paraphernalia for the Missus. Can that continue the thread?

[ChrisP]

I do. Thanks, man. You make me feel like dancin.

And while I have never worn a Yankees jersey, I have purchased Yankees paraphernalia for the Missus. Can that continue the thread?

Yeah, I guess. you have to finish it with "I never ___" unless you really do want to be a threadkiller..

[DREKTUNES]

Yeah, I guess. you have to finish it with "I never ___" unless you really do want to be a threadkiller..

Threadjacker. I'm the Threadjacker. JD explained it so well, too ;)

Um.... I never got divorced.

[Dipper9]

Threadjacker. I'm the Threadjacker. JD explained it so well, too ;)

Um.... I never got divorced.

May 9, 2005! That's the day I borrowed this phrase..."I'm free at last...free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last!"

I have never gone water skiiing.

[J.D.]

May 9, 2005! That's the day I borrowed this phrase..."I'm free at last...free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last!"

I have never gone water skiiing.

I also got divorced. April 30th, 2008. ;)

I also went water skiing once... but I didn't make it very long. I fell quite spectacularly and never did it again.

I've never been on a cruise.

[cindyluvsbrady]

I have been on a cruise but I have never been to Australia!:(

[TinCup]

I have been on a cruise but I have never been to Australia!:(

I have been to New Zealand, and in my book that couints even more as it is an awesome place. :thumbsup1:

I have never gone streaking! :eek::D:p

[DuffMan]

I have been to New Zealand, and in my book that couints even more as it is an awesome place. :thumbsup1:

I have never gone streaking! :eek::D:p

Twice!

Once was at a small party. We were playing jenga for some reason and who ever knocked it over had to do 5 shots of liquor or go down the slip n slide out back in the buff! I was already buzzin and didn't want to get sick so I chose the fun route!

The 2nd was at a pretty big party at my g/f's (future wife) place when she was still in college, went for a nice stroll around the neighborhood block and came back in side!:

I've never been Sky Diving

[Dipper9]

Twice!

Once was at a small party. We were playing jenga for some reason and who ever knocked it over had to do 5 shots of liquor or go down the slip n slide out back in the buff! I was already buzzin and didn't want to get sick so I chose the fun route!

The 2nd was at a pretty big party at my g/f's (future wife) place when she was still in college, went for a nice stroll around the neighborhood block and came back in side!:

I've never been Sky Diving

...and I never will!

[ChrisP]

...and I never will!

I told my wife if I get the "Big C" that I would and not pull the chute. She didn't like that very much..

[TinCup]

...and I never will!

from an earlier post of mine in this very thread..

"3 things fall from the sky: (dead) birds, bird excrement, and FOOLS! ;)

I have never swam in the Black Sea.

Oops, someone already went there. ;)

I have never climbed Mt. Everest.

[Dipper9]

I told my wife if I get the "Big C" that I would and not pull the chute. She didn't like that very much..

My wife doesn't like when I joke about my liver giving out either. Must be a woman thing, you know, not joking about dieing and all. Go figure? :scratchchinhmm:

[DREKTUNES]

My wife doesn't like when I joke about my liver giving out either. Must be a woman thing, you know, not joking about dieing and all. Go figure? :scratchchinhmm:

Yeah, whenever the Missus goes on about our old age and I look at her and say, "do you really think I'm gonna be around in 30 years?" I get punched in the shoulder.

[J.D.]

Yeah, whenever the Missus goes on about our old age and I look at her and say, "do you really think I'm gonna be around in 30 years?" I get punched in the shoulder.

Everyone keeps telling me that I'm either going to get liver disease from drinking or lung cancer from smoking. My response is always, "By the time I need one of those, they'll be popping those in and out like it's nothing."

[Dipper9]

Everyone keeps telling me that I'm either going to get liver disease from drinking or lung cancer from smoking. My response is always, "By the time I need one of those, they'll be popping those in and out like it's nothing."

The odds of my liver giving out are very good, but the odds that I have a heart attack BEFORE the liver gives out are even better! :beerchug1:

[J.D.]

The odds of my liver giving out are very good, but the odds that I have a heart attack BEFORE the liver gives out are even better! :beerchug1:

Gotta agree with you there!!! *fistbump*

[Dipper9]

Gotta agree with you there!!! *fistbump*

Did you ever give a fistbump and the other guy gives you an open hand for the high five? Its like, get with the program old timer. Geeze! *fistbump*

Getting back to the game, I have never had a heart attack!

[ChrisP]

Glad to see I started the little run on dying...no heart attack for me @ 30, but my cholesteral is borderline (196) and has been for years. "Funny" part about that is the Doc gives you a paper that says to drink no more than 10oz of beer in a day...someone want my last gulp? ;)

[Dipper9]

Glad to see I started the little run on dying...no heart attack for me @ 30, but my cholesteral is borderline (196) and has been for year. "Funny" part about that is the Doc give you a paper that says to drink no more than 10oz of beer in a day...someone one my last gulp? ;)

Yeah...my Doc said one beer a day. I have but one response for that...


:rofl::laughlol::bs::new_beer::beerchug1::no:

[J.D.]

Yeah...my Doc said one beer a day. I have but one response for that...


:rofl::laughlol::bs::new_beer::beerchug1::no:

I'd be trying to haggle.

Doc: "How much do you drink a day, J.D.?"
J.D.: "Oh, Anywhere from 6-10 on days I go to the bar to watch the O's."
Doc: "Good God. That's a lot of beer. No wonder you have a gut, you alchie."
J.D.: "That really hurt my feelings, Dr. Sarcastic."
Doc: "Whatever. You need to limit yourself to one beer a day."
J.D.: "Impossible. I can CUT one beer a day. We'll call it 9."
Doc: "No. Not nine. Two at most."
J.D.: "Work with me, Doc. How about 8 and a shot?"
Doc: "How about three on a rough day?"
J.D.: "Seven. Final offer."
Doc: "You're going to lose this sale, then. I'll go no higher than five."
J.D.: "My manager says that I can do six, but only if you take it today. What do you say?"
Doc: "Okay... Okay. I can do six."
J.D." Faaaaaantastic. You drive a hard bargain, but I think you got a great deal here."

See?

[J.D.]

Game over. Hit Start to Continue.

[cindyluvsbrady]

I never went to New York City

[bikiniarmstrong]

I've been to NYC. I've never been to spring training.

[Col. Claypool]

I've been to NYC. I've never been to spring training.

I've been to Spring Training. I've never been to Baltimore. :(

[bikiniarmstrong]

I've been to Baltimore. I've never had a web cam.

[DREKTUNES]

I've been to Baltimore. I've never had a web cam.

I owned a webcam, though never figured out how to turn it on.

Never been to England.

[Dipper9]

I owned a webcam, though never figured out how to turn it on.

Never been to England.

Landed at Heathrow in London on my way to Switzerland, so technically, I was in in England.

Never met Drektunes! (thank God! :laughlol: )

[DREKTUNES]

Landed at Heathrow in London on my way to Switzerland, so technically, I was in in England.

Never met Drektunes! (thank God! :laughlol: )

I've met me!! Do I count?? No? Crap.

[J.D.]

Landed at Heathrow in London on my way to Switzerland, so technically, I was in in England.

Never met Drektunes! (thank God! :laughlol: )

I've met him. He's funny lookin.

I've never worn a mascot costume.

[DREKTUNES]

I've met him. He's funny lookin.

I've never worn a mascot costume.

Look into the future. Hah. Yeah. Ungh. Yep. Yee. Haw.

[J.D.]

Look into the future. Hah. Yeah. Ungh. Yep. Yee. Haw.

I'm going to wear a mascot costume in the future? Really?

[bikiniarmstrong]

I wore a mascot costume once when I was like 8 years old. I have never been arrested.

[Pushmonkey]

I wore a mascot costume once when I was like 8 years old. I have never been arrested.

I've been in the back of a cop car umm 3 times but not arrested. does that count?

[bikiniarmstrong]

you've been bad!!!!! I say it counts.

[Pushmonkey]

i've been bad...i never had a man crush

[bikiniarmstrong]

I've had many a man crush but I have never been to a masquerade party

[J.D.]

I've had many a man crush but I have never been to a masquerade party

I got dragged to a masquerade ball when I lived up in Alaska, unfortunately.

I've never been to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

[Dipper9]

I got dragged to a masquerade ball when I lived up in Alaska, unfortunately.

I've never been to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Went last November. I highly recommend going in the fall. We stayed at The White House Inn, same place the families of the Hall of Fame inductees stay. It snowed and was beautiful up there in the mountains! Added to the feel of the HOF.

I have never been to Mount Rushmore.

[bobmc]

I have never been to Mount Rushmore.

Visited there in the 1970's - pretty awesome sight! :clap3:

I have never drunk Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

[bikiniarmstrong]

Visited there in the 1970's - pretty awesome sight! :clap3:

I have never drunk Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

I had a quick sip this weekend. A sip was enough for me to know that I don't need another.

I have never been in a fight

[Col. Claypool]

I had a quick sip this weekend. A sip was enough for me to know that I don't need another.

I have never been in a fight

I have been in a fight - I have never been to a boxing match

[bikiniarmstrong]

I've been to 1 boxing match. It was at the MCI center.

I've never broken a bone

[Col. Claypool]

I've been to 1 boxing match. It was at the MCI center.

I've never broken a bone

I have broken a bone (several). I have never gone skiing (only boarding).

[bobmc]

I have broken a bone (several). I have never gone skiing (only boarding).

I have skied in CA, NV, VT, MD, NH, NY, NJ, ME, PA, CO, VA and WV (my proficiency, however, leaves something to be desired).

I have skate and surf boarded but never snow boarded.

[cindyluvsbrady]

I have skied in CA, NV, VT, MD, NH, NY, NJ, ME, PA, CO, VA and WV (my proficiency, however, leaves something to be desired).

I have skate and surf boarded but never snow boarded.

I have never been skiing buy I am glad you like it Bob:)
I have never held a koola Bear:(

[bobmc]

I have never been skiing buy I am glad you like it Bob:)
I have never held a koola Bear:(

VIOLATION ALERT! cindy, have you ever snowboarded? If not, game back to someone who has snowboarded! Game Police :p

[cindyluvsbrady]

VIOLATION ALERT! cindy, have you ever snowboarded? If not, game back to someone who has snowboarded! Game Police :p

I am sorry!:(:o

[Col. Claypool]

I have skied in CA, NV, VT, MD, NH, NY, NJ, ME, PA, CO, VA and WV (my proficiency, however, leaves something to be desired).

I have skate and surf boarded but never snow boarded.

I have snow boarded. I have never roller bladed (only skateboards for me).

[bobmc]

I have snow boarded. I have never roller bladed (only skateboards for me).

I have roller bladed.

I have never been to Washington State (or HI, AK or OR).

[Col. Claypool]

I have roller bladed.

I have never been to Washington State (or HI, AK or OR).

I have been to Washington State (and HI and OR). I have never been to Washington, DC.

[Dipper9]

I have been to Washington State (and HI and OR). I have never been to Washington, DC.

I have been to DC!

I have never milked a goat! :laughlol:

[bobmc]

I have been to DC!

I have never milked a goat! :laughlol:

That's a good one but the obvious question arises, "What have you done with a goat? (The question is rhetorical :o).

Who out there has milked a goat? And Dip criticized me for one of my harebrained "nevers" like visiting the Black Sea :rolleyestf:.

[Dipper9]

That's a good one but the obvious question arises, "What have you done with a goat? (The question is rhetorical :o).

Who out there has milked a goat. And Dip criticized me for one of my harebrained "nevers" like visiting the Black Sea :rolleyestf:.

I am in hysterics! :rofl: Okay Bob..I hear ya brother. Let's rewind, shall we.

This should be an easy one for Bob and Weams...I have never shaved my head!

[bobmc]

I am in hysterics! :rofl: Okay Bob..I hear ya brother. Let's rewind, shall we.

This should be an easy one for Bob and Weams...I have never shaved my head!

Alright I will bite since Weams is out searching for scantily clad ladies or selling cars or doing whatever he does with justD (http://www.frappr.com/?a=viewphoto&id=1299233&pid=9872209&myphotos=1) ;).

I have shaved my head, in fact about six years ago. I love it! I used to be balding, always looking over my shoulder. Now I'm bold (http://www.frappr.com/?a=viewphoto&id=1299233&pid=9191507&myphotos=1), bald (http://www.frappr.com/?a=viewphoto&id=1299233&pid=9872164&myphotos=1) (whoa, that's Drek) and forget that I am! :) Whatever.....

I have never served bar in a real bar (making all those girlie man drinks, chatting up the ladies and working my butt off). I know we have a few bartenders here!

[ChrisP]

I have never served bar in a real bar (making all those girlie man drinks, chatting up the ladies and working my butt off). I know we have a few bartenders here!


Does a bowling alley bar count as a real bar?

[TinCup]

I was a bartender at my fraternity in college. In fact I was the "Beer and Liquor Chairman"; a position I might add that came with some nice perks (a well stocked bar in my frat house room for one)..:thumbsup1:

I have never raced/driven a race car (any type).

[ChrisP]

I have never raced/driven a race car (any type).


Another close one....I modified a Camaro SS and drag raced it, but it was also my daily driver...I guess that doesn't count.

[Dipper9]

Another close one....I modified a Camaro SS and drag raced it, but it was also my daily driver...I guess that doesn't count.

Dude...enough of the commentary! Just play the game. Did you or did you NOT ever drive a race car? :cussing:

[DREKTUNES]

Alright I will bite since Weams is out searching for scantily clad ladies or selling cars or doing whatever he does with justD (http://www.frappr.com/?a=viewphoto&id=1299233&pid=9872209&myphotos=1) ;).

I have shaved my head, in fact about six years ago. I love it! I used to be balding, always looking over my shoulder. Now I'm bold (http://www.frappr.com/?a=viewphoto&id=1299233&pid=9191507&myphotos=1), bald (http://www.frappr.com/?a=viewphoto&id=1299233&pid=9872164&myphotos=1) (whoa, that's Drek) and forget that I am! :) Whatever.....

I have never served bar in a real bar (making all those girlie man drinks, chatting up the ladies and working my butt off). I know we have a few bartenders here!

Sure am glad I trimmed down that Van Dyke. That was a poor choice.

[bobmc]

Another close one....I modified a Camaro SS and drag raced it, but it was also my daily driver...I guess that doesn't count.

RULING: It sounds like you raced a car to me - dragster. Now give Dip a "never" so he can get his panties out of that wedgie! ;)

[ChrisP]

Dude...enough of the commentary! Just play the game. Did you or did you NOT ever drive a race car? :cussing:


RULING: It sounds like you raced a car to me - dragster. Now give Dip a "never" so he can get his panties out of that wedgie! ;)

Ok, ok, I guess you consider it a race car..some folks dont....To continue the game...

I never had a pen pal.....(I searched "I never" and this is what I came up with....we're @ 11 pages...gimmie a break.:laughlol:)

[bobmc]

Ok, ok, I guess you consider it a race car..some folks dont....To continue the game...

I never had a pen pal.....(I searched "I never" and this is what I came up with....we're @ 11 pages...gimmie a break.:laughlol:)

Awwkk! What nerd is gonna admit to that? Any nerds out there? :o:eektf: You may have effectively ended the game Chris! ;)

[J.D.]

Ok, ok, I guess you consider it a race car..some folks dont....To continue the game...

I never had a pen pal.....(I searched "I never" and this is what I came up with....we're @ 11 pages...gimmie a break.:laughlol:)

I've had an internet pen pal, which in this day and age absolutely counts. I'm not even referring to the judges for this one.

I never went bungee jumping.

[ChrisP]

Awwkk! What nerd is gonna admit to that? Any nerds out there? :o:eektf: You may have effectively ended the game Chris! ;)


HA!


(Nice job J.D.)

[J.D.]

HA!


(Nice job J.D.)

I've played D&D in the past. I have no issues with admitting that I'm a nerd. :D

[DREKTUNES]

I've played D&D in the past. I have no issues with admitting that I'm a nerd. :D

*Hand up* Comics over here. Lots and lots of comics.

[Col. Claypool]

I've had an internet pen pal, which in this day and age absolutely counts. I'm not even referring to the judges for this one.

I never went bungee jumping.

I have bungee jumped (from a hot air balloon no less). I have never been scuba diving.

[bikiniarmstrong]

I have been scuba diving (I love the water) but, I have never been on a unicycle

[J.D.]

*Hand up* Comics over here. Lots and lots of comics.

Ooo! Comics? Really? I'm a comics nerd, too.

[J.D.]

I have been scuba diving (I love the water) but, I have never been on a unicycle

You? Love the water? Bikiniarmstrong? I never would've guessed. ;)

I've attempted the unicycle and failed miserably. So I've been on one. Even though I can't say I rode on one.

I've never seen a grand slam in person, though. :(

[bikiniarmstrong]

I saw Chone Figgins hit one against the O's a few years back

I've never seen a no-hitter

[Col. Claypool]

I saw Chone Figgins hit one against the O's a few years back

I've never seen a no-hitter

I have seen a no hitter. Nolan Ryan vs Oak June 11 1990. I also played a game in HS where our pitcher threw one. But that doesn't really count. :rolleyes:

I have never seen anyone hit for the cycle in person or on tv.

[Big Mac]

I have seen a no hitter. Nolan Ryan vs Oak June 11 1990. I also played a game in HS where our pitcher threw one. But that doesn't really count. :rolleyes:

I have never seen anyone hit for the cycle in person or on tv.

Looks like I'll get this game started again:

I saw Huff hit for the cycle last year.

I have never been to the west coast.

[Malike]

Looks like I'll get this game started again:

I saw Huff hit for the cycle last year.

I have never been to the west coast.

I have never punched a shark in the face while it was gnawing on one of my bodyparts.