Ronaldo + Tranvestite Hookers = Hilarity

[Flip217]

So Ronaldo picks up a prostitute (legal in Brazil, btw) and takes her to a hotel. He suggests she call some friends so they can have a good time.

Then he discovers "she" is a he, as are her/his friends, and so he offers $500 each just to leave. They want about $25,000 but Ronaldo won't pay, so they all go down to the police station to work it out.

Ta-dah!

Ronaldo (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/european_football/article3838660.ece)

A couple points from the article:


Ronaldo is apparently suffering psychological problems stemming from knee surgery. Wait, what?
His former wife, Milene Domingues, "holds the world record for keepie-uppies". Does that mean what I think it does? Damn Brit-slang....

[Baltimoron]

So Ronaldo picks up a prostitute (legal in Brazil, btw) and takes her to a hotel. He suggests she call some friends so they can have a good time.

Then he discovers "she" is a he, as are her/his friends, and so he offers $500 each just to leave. They want about $25,000 but Ronaldo won't pay, so they all go down to the police station to work it out.

Ta-dah!

Ronaldo (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/european_football/article3838660.ece)

A couple points from the article:


Ronaldo is apparently suffering psychological problems stemming from knee surgery. Wait, what?
His former wife, Milene Domingues, "holds the world record for keepie-uppies". Does that mean what I think it does? Damn Brit-slang....


I think "keepie-uppies" mean juggles, i.e. world record holder for juggling a soccer ball.

Apparently Ronaldo's "psychological problems" ~ he loves llello and has lots of free time and is still rich:


The transvestites claimed Ronaldo was in Rio's City of God neighbourhood - made famous in a 2002 film - to buy cocaine. However, it is said he did not want to pay for their service and threatened to attack them if they divulged the case to the media.
uggh (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=562745&in_page_id=1779)