The fist bump.

[gallden]

I think its fine on the field but man when all my pops friends do it with each other and now Obama. Anyone with me? I hate it.

[The Wedge]

I think its fine on the field but man when all my pops friends do it with each other and now Obama. Anyone with me? I hate it.

The Wedge and Drektunes Connection do not agree with you...

Or maybe we do, and we protest by fist bumping...

[DREKTUNES]

The Wedge and Drektunes Connection do not agree with you...

Or maybe we do, and we protest by fist bumping...

I am bringing back the fist bump as an accepted means of greeting. I'd like to see it used in offices and hospitals before the next full moon. Let's do this.

[The Wedge]

I am bringing back the fist bump as an accepted means of greeting. I'd like to see it used in offices and hospitals before the next full moon. Let's do this.

I'm down with that initiative. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

I'm down with that initiative. *fistbump*

So the merger is a go. *fistbump*

[erb8472]

I have no problem with the fistbump. I tend to do it myself whenever I'm out and having a good time. You've got to make sure that the recipent of the fist bump realizes that they need to make it explode after contact to get the full effect.

[J.D.]

I tend to agree with The Wedge and Drek. The fistbump (fist pound) should replace the handshake and the high five both. It's time we advance as a society. Who's with me?!

*fistbump* (someone needs to make that into a smilie)

[TGO]

I tend to agree with The Wedge and Drek. The fistbump (fist pound) should replace the handshake and the high five both. It's time we advance as a society. Who's with me?!

*fistbump* (someone needs to make that into a smilie)

Shouldn't be hard to turn the beer pound into a fist pound, no?

:beerchug1:

[DREKTUNES]

I have no problem with the fistbump. I tend to do it myself whenever I'm out and having a good time. You've got to make sure that the recipent of the fist bump realizes that they need to make it explode after contact to get the full effect.

Only if it then includes the schrapnel falling all around from said explosiveness. Agreed? *fistbump*


I tend to agree with The Wedge and Drek. The fistbump (fist pound) should replace the handshake and the high five both. It's time we advance as a society. Who's with me?!

*fistbump* (someone needs to make that into a smilie)

Who's with you? Who's with you?!? *fistbump*

[J.D.]

Only if it then includes the schrapnel falling all around from said explosiveness. Agreed? *fistbump*



Who's with you? Who's with you?!? *fistbump*

YOU ARE!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *fistbump!*

[J.D.]

Shouldn't be hard to turn the beer pound into a fist pound, no?

:beerchug1:

It should be fairly easy. Good thinking, TGO! *fistbump*

[TGO]

Only if it then includes the schrapnel falling all around from said explosiveness. Agreed? *fistbump*



Who's with you? Who's with you?!? *fistbump*

:drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek:

[GeorgiaBird]

How quickly we forget the long and proud history of the fist bump, and how much MLB suffered while it was gone.

More information here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzngAPML2zI)

[J.D.]

From Wikipedia: "Time magazine wonders if the fist bump evolved from the handshake and the high-five. They cite knuckle bumping in the 1970s with NBA player Baltimore Bullets guard Fred Carter."

C'mon! That was some awesome info gathering on my part! *fistbump*

[Mackus]

I prefer alterations.

I like to bumb the fleshy part on the side of your pinky when making a fist (basically the bottom of your hand if giving a thumbs up). Its kinda springy so you get a good kickback. And you've always, always, gotta explode it after the bump.

[J.D.]

I prefer alterations.

I like to bumb the fleshy part on the side of your pinky when making a fist (basically the bottom of your hand if giving a thumbs up). Its kinda springy so you get a good kickback. And you've always, always, gotta explode it after the bump.

Ew. Knuckle shrapnel.

[The Wedge]

Is the fist bump-explosion-back to fist bump ala Blades of Glory acceptable?

[DREKTUNES]

:drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek: :drek:

I approve of your choice of emoticon. *fistbump*


From Wikipedia: "Time magazine wonders if the fist bump evolved from the handshake and the high-five. They cite knuckle bumping in the 1970s with NBA player Baltimore Bullets guard Fred Carter."

C'mon! That was some awesome info gathering on my part! *fistbump*

Sure was. And that means it may have actually started in Baltimore. *fistbump*


Ew. Knuckle shrapnel.

Hey, Wedge - wanna start a punk/ metal band with KingCrim called Knuckle Shrapnel? *fistbump*

[J.D.]

Is the fist bump-explosion-back to fist bump ala Blades of Glory acceptable?

It's always acceptable.

[J.D.]

Hey, Wedge - wanna start a punk/ metal band with KingCrim called Knuckle Shrapnel? *fistbump*

I'm in. I call dibs on being the lead singer.

[RShack]

I am bringing back the fist bump as an accepted means of greeting. I'd like to see it used in offices and hospitals before the next full moon. Let's do this.
According to guess-which-network, you're referring to the "terrorist fist-bump", are you not?
;-)

[DREKTUNES]

According to guess-which-network, you're referring to the "terrorist fist-bump", are you not?
;-)

That is one Foxy reference there, Mister.

[DREKTUNES]

I'm in. I call dibs on being the lead singer.

Done. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

According to guess-which-network, you're referring to the "terrorist fist-bump", are you not?
;-)

We can't live in fear of the fist bump! That's what the terrorists want!!! We need to take it back for our own!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drek: *fistbump*

[J.D.]

Done. *fistbump*

Awesome. I go by the nickname of karaoke god. I really don't. But it sounded good. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

We can't live in fear of the fist bump! That's what the terrorists want!!! We need to take it back for our own!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drek: *fistbump*

So a dancy doofy fistbump? So be it. *fistbump*

[The Wedge]

Hey, Wedge - wanna start a punk/ metal band with KingCrim called Knuckle Shrapnel? *fistbump*

I'm down. You want rhythm or lead, or shall we just split the duties evenly? *fistbump*

[TGO]

According to guess-which-network, you're referring to the "terrorist fist-bump", are you not?
;-)

If fistbumps are wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[J.D.]

So a dancy doofy fistbump? So be it. *fistbump*

That's the "Running in circles around our terrorist enemies in order to confuse and humiliate them" fistbump.

*fistbump*

[J.D.]

If fistbumps are wrong, I don't wanna be right.

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to TGO again."

:rofl:

[PaulFolk]

I try to do the fistbump, but I always screw it up.

Here, let me show you. *punches someone in face* Gah! I'm so sorry!

[TGO]

I try to do the fistbump, but I always screw it up.

Here, let me show you. *punches someone in face* Gah! I'm so sorry!

So that's what that random jackhole was trying to do.

[PaulFolk]

So that's what that random jackhole was trying to do.
It all makes sense now! He was trying to fist-bump me and I didn't get my hand up in time.

[TGO]

A Jon Knott sighting!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cSfdqddHw2IP/610x.jpg

[J.D.]

A Jon Knott sighting!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cSfdqddHw2IP/610x.jpg

Jon Knott?! Sweet! *fistbump*

[Baroquen131]

A Jon Knott sighting!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cSfdqddHw2IP/610x.jpg

I think Payton may have just been trying to punch Knott.... :rofl:

[Pushmonkey]

*fist bump* O's win.

[gallden]

Ok ok you guys win I'm converted *fistbump*

[J.D.]

*fist bump* O's win.

*fistbump* Dang right they did!

[orayole]

This is an awesome thread. *fistbump*

[The Wedge]

Somebody get McLovin to start a Social Group..the Fellowship of the Fistbump.

*fistbump*

(or a smiley...or both :D)

[DREKTUNES]

I try to do the fistbump, but I always screw it up.

Here, let me show you. *punches someone in face* Gah! I'm so sorry!

Wow, remind me not to sit next to you again.



Ok ok you guys win I'm converted *fistbump*

Ahaha. We win! *fistbump*


Somebody get McLovin to start a Social Group..the Fellowship of the Fistbump.

*fistbump*

(or a smiley...or both :D)

I'm in. And El Presidente. *presidential fistbump*

And the tag for this thread is awesome. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

Somebody get McLovin to start a Social Group..the Fellowship of the Fistbump.

*fistbump*

(or a smiley...or both :D)

That absolutely needs to happen. I'm so in (but not the president, as Drek has apparently called dibs on it... jerk). *fistbump*

I hope a smiley comes from it, too. They already have this one: :beerchug1:

And we converted galldlen. This thread has just become epic. I dare say it's destined for the Hall of Fame.

*fistbump*

[TakebackOPACY]

fistbump emoticon (http://rose-rayne.deviantart.com/art/fistbump-85518949)

[DREKTUNES]

That absolutely needs to happen. I'm so in (but not the president, as Drek has apparently called dibs on it... jerk). *fistbump*

I hope a smiley comes from it, too. They already have this one: :beerchug1:

And we converted galldlen. This thread has just become epic. I dare say it's destined for the Hall of Fame.

*fistbump*

And you know, whenver there's an old thread that we wanna ad something to? And you post in it so it goes back up to the top? It's not a bump no more. What is it?

[DREKTUNES]

fistbump emoticon (http://rose-rayne.deviantart.com/art/fistbump-85518949)

Beatifully turned. *fistbump*

[TakebackOPACY]

More fistbump emoticons (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6348632)

[DREKTUNES]

Just take a gander at that sig down there.........

[BAM]

I do it all the time! Up with the fistbump!

[KingCrim]

Wow, how did I miss this thread? Apparently I'm in a band now. I guess since I'm one of the 3 guitarists who can play drums I'll be behind the kit... :wedge:

Practice at my house noonish saturday? We should write songs like Dio, but only about the orioles winning in epic medieval fashion. That way every song ends with us fistbumping over victory.

[J.D.]

Just take a gander at that sig down there.........

That's fantastic, Drek. *fistbump*

And thanks for finding those smilies, TakebackOPACY!!! Major *fistbump* to you.

[J.D.]

Wow, how did I miss this thread? Apparently I'm in a band now. I guess since I'm one of the 3 guitarists who can play drums I'll be behind the kit... :wedge:

Practice at my house noonish saturday? We should write songs like Dio, but only about the orioles winning in epic medieval fashion. That way every song ends with us fistbumping over victory.

We should *fistbump* after every song. Occasionally in the middle of them, too.

I work on Saturday, though. Boo. Friday/Sunday are the J.D.'s off days this week. But I like your eagerness to get this started. Awesome committment on your part! *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Wow, how did I miss this thread? Apparently I'm in a band now. I guess since I'm one of the 3 guitarists who can play drums I'll be behind the kit... :wedge:

Practice at my house noonish saturday? We should write songs like Dio, but only about the orioles winning in epic medieval fashion. That way every song ends with us fistbumping over victory.

Are you serious? You just happened to text me that you shared a fistbump with Section 34 after the game?? Freaky.

[DREKTUNES]

Obviously, I am El Presidente. Because I called it. Titles for others?

[J.D.]

Are you serious? You just happened to text me that you shared a fistbump with Section 34 after the game?? Freaky.

I don't have either of your numbers. I feel left out now, as I can not text fistbumps.

*sadfistbump*

[J.D.]

Obviously, I am El Presidente. Because I called it. Titles for others?

I went with Charter Member because I couldn't think of anything good.

Obviously vice presidente should be included. Or maybe not obviously. I dunno.

[KingCrim]

I chose my title. Perhaps DREK shall approve. I was going to make it "rhythm candy" but I can't take that title.

I guess I am serious about the band. Why not? You have to listen to my drumming, it's your funeral.

[J.D.]

I chose my title. Perhaps DREK shall approve. I was going to make it "rhythm candy" but I can't take that title.

I guess I am serious about the band. Why not? You have to listen to my drumming, it's your funeral.

You have to listen to my singing. You'll die first.

I'm kicking around Grand High Fistbumper. Something along those lines. Thoughts? Crim? Wedge? El Presidente?

[Dipper9]

Obviously, I am El Presidente. Because I called it. Titles for others?

Can I be bartender of the Fellowship of the Fistbump?

[Bosibus]

The emoticon fistbump needs to happen.

[gallden]

And you know, whenver there's an old thread that we wanna ad something to? And you post in it so it goes back up to the top? It's not a bump no more. What is it?

Uhhh, *fistBUMP*? I'm thinking of editing my first post to declare my undying loyalty to the *fistbump* don't have any idea what I was thinking but now I have seen the light. I am very emotional right now....

[gallden]

Also I reckon I'll need a title as I started this epidemic. Any suggestions?

[J.D.]

Can I be bartender of the Fellowship of the Fistbump?

That's a good one. I still need to come up with one for me. Thoughts? *preemptivefistbump*

[J.D.]

Uhhh, *fistBUMP*? I'm thinking of editing my first post to declare my undying loyalty to the *fistbump* don't have any idea what I was thinking but now I have seen the light. I am very emotional right now....

Converting is a very emotionally charged process. It's a glorious day, now that you've seen the light.

You're with friends now. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

Converting is a very emotionally charged process. It's a glorious day, now that you've seen the light.

You're with friends now. *fistbump*

Now that I've changed my title to recruiter and treasurer, I'm thinking about Grand Inquisitor... thoughts? *fistbump*

[J.D.]

Also I reckon I'll need a title as I started this epidemic. Any suggestions?

Yes, you did start this epidemic. And thus, you can be the Outbreak Monkey. :D

[gallden]

Converting is a very emotionally charged process. It's a glorious day, now that you've seen the light.

You're with friends now. *fistbump*

Wow thanks J.D. that means alot, I can see now that I don't know what I'd do without you guys. I'll need an accountability group to make sure I don't revert back to my heathen filled days of hating the *fistbump* I sure hope I can count on you guys.

[RShack]

For anybody who's a scaredy cat about fistbumps, you should realize that you get less germs with fistbumps than with handshakes... so, you should at least do them during cold-and-flu season. In fact, I betcha CDC would actually *recommend* fistbumps over any other form of handshake (if anybody asked them)...

However, can you "fistbump on a deal"? Or does that require an actual shake?

[J.D.]

For anybody who's a scaredy cat about fistbumps, you should realize that you get less germs with fistbumps than with handshakes... so, you should at least do them during cold-and-flu season. In fact, I betcha CDC would actually *recommend* fistbumps over any other form of handshake (if anybody asked them)...

Dr. Shackelford to the OR, STAT!!! *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Can I be bartender of the Fellowship of the Fistbump?

Done. You do have to change your sig to reflect your new status.
So sayeth El Presidente.
*Fistbump*

[J.D.]

Done. You do have to change your sig to reflect your new status.
So sayeth El Presidente.
*Fistbump*

Stick with what I got, or change to Grand Inquisitor? Or something different, El Presidente? *fistbump*

[gallden]

So drek I've been floating around some ideas for a title J.D. came up with Outbreak Monkey any suggestions, Mr. President?

[DREKTUNES]

Also I reckon I'll need a title as I started this epidemic. Any suggestions?

Chief Baptiser. Done. You must change your sig to reflect your new status. *fistbump*


For anybody who's a scaredy cat about fistbumps, you should realize that you get less germs with fistbumps than with handshakes... so, you should at least do them during cold-and-flu season. In fact, I betcha CDC would actually *recommend* fistbumps over any other form of handshake (if anybody asked them)...

However, can you "fistbump on a deal"? Or does that require an actual shake?

You are now Medical Officer/ Witch Doctor. Done. You must change your sig to reflect your new status. *fistbump*

And fistbumps can seal deals to shake nations.

[DREKTUNES]

Stick with what I got, or change to Grand Inquisitor? Or something different, El Presidente? *fistbump*

Hmmm. Grand Inquisitor and Chief of Recruitment and Treasury Divisons. Done.

*fistbump*

[gallden]

Gracias Senior Presidente.

[gallden]

This is truly an epidemic. I feel humbled to be a part of this.

[DREKTUNES]

This is truly an epidemic. I feel humbled to be a part of this.

You who have started all we hold dear, ever so humble. Truly, you are properly named. *humbledfistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

I chose my title. Perhaps DREK shall approve. I was going to make it "rhythm candy" but I can't take that title.

I guess I am serious about the band. Why not? You have to listen to my drumming, it's your funeral.

Hmmm. Not regal enough. Captain of the Fist Bump Guard? Yes. Done.

*fistbump*

[J.D.]

You who have started all we hold dear, ever so humble. Truly, you are properly named. *humbledfistbump*

When's our first Fellowship of the Fistbump Night at the Yard?

*fistbump*

[gallden]

You who have started all we hold dear, ever so humble. Truly, you are properly named. *humbledfistbump*

I must be honest I am ashamed of my first post.

[gallden]

When's our first Fellowship of the Fistbump Night at the Yard?

*fistbump*


We would have meetings?

[The Wedge]

It's aliiiiiiiiiiiive.

[KingCrim]

Now, I have a question: do I have to turn away the high five and embrace only the fist bump? I'm not sure that I can make that big of a commitment...

[DREKTUNES]

When's our first Fellowship of the Fistbump Night at the Yard?

*fistbump*

As soon as we can find someone to drive us all. We need an Official Fellowship Designated Driver. *fistbump*


I must be honest I am ashamed of my first post.

Be not ashamed. Your humility makes you great. *fistbump*


We would have meetings?

Well, ballgames where we'd fistbump a whole bunch and annoy everyone around us. *fistbump*

[KingCrim]

As soon as we can find someone to drive us all. We need an Official Fellowship Designated Driver. *fistbump*


Perhaps that should be my duty as Captain of the Fist Bump Guard?

[RShack]

Now, I have a question: do I have to turn away the high five and embrace only the fist bump? I'm not sure that I can make that big of a commitment...
Soon, there will he the "high fistbump"... it's only a matter of time...

ps: In volleyball terms, this is what's known as setting up a spike ;-)

[gallden]

Maybe we could even get a T-shirt? Whats The Wedge's title going to be?

[DREKTUNES]

It's aliiiiiiiiiiiive.

Only if you believe it in your heart, Second Assistant Jester and Plumbing Consultant. *fistbump*


Now, I have a question: do I have to turn away the high five and embrace only the fist bump? I'm not sure that I can make that big of a commitment...

No, no. Unless you'd rather punch them repeatedly until they stop high fiving. Up to you.

EDIT - well changed!! *fistbump*

[KingCrim]

Soon, there will he the "high fistbump"... it's only a matter of time...

ps: In volleyball terms, this is what's known as setting up a spike ;-

That sounds more like an ultimate high five. You start with fists then open your hand at the last second so there's no wind resistance. Hurts like craaazy.

[DREKTUNES]

Soon, there will he the "high fistbump"... it's only a matter of time...

ps: In volleyball terms, this is what's known as setting up a spike ;-)

I'm sure there will be endless iterations. Whatever mildly bothers those around us. *fistbump*


Maybe we could even get a T-shirt? Whats The Wedge's title going to be?

Regal T shirts. And I believe I have already proclaimed that. *fistbump*


Perhaps that should be my duty as Captain of the Fist Bump Guard?

No. As my Captain of the Guard, I prefer the idea of slightly drunken protection. Proclamation - Captain of the Guard must always be at least slightly buzzed while attending to his duties. *fistbump*

[KingCrim]

No, no. Unless you'd rather punch them repeatedly until they stop high fiving. Up to you.

No, I mean I like to high five. I worked hard to bring it back in the late 90's. Everyone looked at me weird like 'who high fives anymore?" But they all came around. I'd like to do the same with fist bumps. Think of me like Andy MacPhail, I made high fives great, now I'm making fist bumps great.


No. As my Captain of the Guard, I prefer the idea of slightly drunken protection. Proclamation - Captain of the Guard must always be at least slightly buzzed while attending to his duties. *fistbump*

I think you just want me to kill all that Natty Boh I left at your house from the cookout... To which I say *fistbump*

[The Wedge]

Only if you believe it in your heart, Second Assistant Jester and Plumbing Consultant. *fistbump*





No, that doesn't work for me.

[DREKTUNES]

No, that doesn't work for me.

Hmmm. Our first moment of disention. Captain of the Guard? Thwack him.

[KingCrim]

Maybe your title can be Thee ThePaulBartonWedge.

[J.D.]

Hmmm. Our first moment of disention. Captain of the Guard? Thwack him.

What about Military Strategist and Political Advisor for The Wedge?

[DREKTUNES]

Maybe your title can be Thee ThePaulBartonWedge.

See? You just had to unleash the fury. Careful, or I'll beer him and send him back for seconds.

Well done, Captain. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

What about Military Strategist and Political Advisor for The Wedge?

Hmmm. Maybe First Jester?

[J.D.]

Hmmm. Maybe First Jester?

Or the Wedge should come up with his own? :D *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Or the Wedge should come up with his own? :D *fistbump*

I think he may have missed his chance when he said he didn't like his name, but didn't suggest an alternative.

[KingCrim]

See? You just had to unleash the fury. Careful, or I'll beer him and send him back for seconds.

Well done, Captain. *fistbump*

Yeah, next time I'll recount hillarious things I've said in the past! Be warned!

Maybe he can be Bursar?

[The Wedge]

Maybe The Wedge is thinking.

[J.D.]

Yeah, next time I'll recount hillarious things I've said in the past! Be warned!

Maybe he can be Bursar?

Or Quartermaster. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Yeah, next time I'll recount hillarious things I've said in the past! Be warned!

Maybe he can be Bursar?

That could work.


Or Quartermaster. *fistbump*

Also a possibility.


Maybe The Wedge is thinking.

You shouldn't lie to your President.

[Dipper9]

Done. You do have to change your sig to reflect your new status.
So sayeth El Presidente.
*Fistbump*

^^^so it hath been written...

...so it hath be done! \l/

[KingCrim]

I think the board is probably a lot more peaceful outside of this thread. All the threadjackers have congregated in one spot to run a joke so far into the ground they come out in china. And then fistbump. *fistbump*

[The Wedge]

Of course, my title could just be The Wedge.

[DREKTUNES]

^^^so it hath been written...

...so it hath be done! \l/

Well done, Fair Barkeep. Though you did forget something. *fistbump*


I think the board is probably a lot more peaceful outside of this thread. All the threadjackers have congregated in one spot to run a joke so far into the ground they come out in china. And then fistbump. *fistbump*

Well said *fistbump*


Maybe The Wedge is thinking.

Sorry, this just makes me laugh. Heh. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Of course, my title could just be The Wedge.

You know, if you don't get the rules of the game, you may just have to sit on the side and watch. ;)

[The Wedge]

I think the board is probably a lot more peaceful outside of this thread. All the threadjackers have congregated in one spot to run a joke so far into the ground they come out in china. And then fistbump. *fistbump*

There's existence outside of this thread? News to me. You know what I like to do when I learn something new? Fistbump.

*fistbump*

[Dipper9]

You know, if you don't get the rules of the game, you may just have to sit on the side and watch. ;)

Meethinks Drek has taken one too many fistbumps to the side of the ol' noggin! *fistbump*

[The Wedge]

Meethinks Drek has taken one too many fistbumps to the side of the ol' noggin! *fistbump*

Naw, he just likes to eff with me. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Naw, he just likes to eff with me. *fistbump*

Well, I don't just like it. But it's on the list. *fistbump*


Meethinks Drek has taken one too many fistbumps to the side of the ol' noggin! *fistbump*

Huh? What? Mom?

[erb8472]

Can I nominate myself for....
Captain of the Pyro, Fellowship of the Fistbump *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Can I nominate myself for....
Captain of Pyro, Fellowship of the Fistbump *fistbump*

With ever so slight change (see above), done. *fistbump*


Maybe The Wedge is thinking.

Got it.

Fellowship Namer. Done. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

Meethinks Drek has taken one too many fistbumps to the side of the ol' noggin! *fistbump*

El Presidente is wise. We don't question him (though we should).

Now, I'll take a Yuengling. *fistbump*

[erb8472]

*fistbump* :awesome:

[gallden]

Hey dipper not to be picky but I dont think your sig is quite right. Its meant to be "title fistbump" *fistbump* So title then asterik-ed fist bump after the title. Just sayin. I had to fix mine also.

[DREKTUNES]

Hey dipper not to be picky but I dont think your sig is quite right. Its meant to be "title fistbump" *fistbump* So title then asterik-ed fist bump after the title. Just sayin. I had to fix mine also.

This is why you are first among us. *fistbump*

[ChrisP]

Do I really have to read all 8 pages to *fistbump*? Can't I just have a :beerchug1::new_beer: PLEASE:pray:

[J.D.]

*fistbump* :awesome:

Yea and verily I say unto thee. Welcome to the fold, brother. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Do I really have to read all 8 pages to *fistbump*? Can't I just have a :beerchug1::new_beer: PLEASE:pray:

Secretary of Short Cuts. Done. Please change your sig accordingly *fistbump*

[gallden]

This is why you are first among us. *fistbump*

Thank you kind sir. I haven't been on orioles talk today.

[KingCrim]

El Presidente, since we are an American League Hand Gesturing Organization, perhaps Wedge can be our Designated Bumper? I don't think he can field well.

[Lefty0315]

As one that doth not take part in the heavy consumption of alcoholic beverages, I here by nominate myself as Designated Driver of the Fellowship of the Fistbump. *fistbump*

[The Wedge]

El Presidente, since we are an American League Hand Gesturing Organization, perhaps Wedge can be our Designated Bumper?

We all fistbump, though.

[KingCrim]

We all fistbump, though.

Right, but you only fistbump.

[ChrisP]

Secretary of Short Cuts. Done. Please change your sig accordinlgy *fistbump*


Thank-you Sir *fistbump*

Is this the cousin of the *forearmbump* from the Bash Brothers (ie..'88-'90 Oakland A's - McGwuire/Canseco/Henderson/etc..)?

[DREKTUNES]

As one that doth not take part in the heavy consumption of alcoholic beverages, I here by nominate myself as Designated Driver of the Fellowship of the Fistbump. *fistbump*

Done. *fistbump*


We all fistbump, though.


Right, but you only fistbump.

You see? Or you could go with one of the many names offered you. Funny how every other poster was pleased and proud with their name. Only you had a problem. Hmmm. We may be nearing our first disciplinary action. Captain?

[J.D.]

Thank-you Sir *fistbump*

Is this the cousin of the *forearmbump* from the Bash Brothers (ie..'88-'90 Oakland A's - McGwuire/Canseco/Henderson/etc..)?

It's what became of the *forearmbump* after it stoped using PEDs. *fistbump*

Your sig is incorrect. Not to nitpick. But I'm nitpicking. It should read: Secretary of Short Cuts, Fellowship of the Fistbump. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Thank-you Sir *fistbump*

Is this the cousin of the *forearmbump* from the Bash Brothers (ie..'88-'90 Oakland A's - McGwuire/Canseco/Henderson/etc..)?

*AHEM*

Secretary of Short Cuts, Fellowship of the Fistbump *fistbump*

[TakebackOPACY]

I have nothing to add here, except my new avatar.

[DREKTUNES]

It's what became of the *forearmbump* after it stoped using PEDs. *fistbump*

Your sig is incorrect. Not to nitpick. But I'm nitpicking. It should read: Secretary of Short Cuts, Fellowship of the Fistbump. *fistbump*

Great minds, Grand Inq. Great minds. *fistbump*

[The Wedge]

You see? Or you could go with one of the many names offered you. Funny how every other poster was pleased and proud with their name. Only you had a problem. Hmmm. We may be nearing our first disciplinary action. Captain?

I'm picky. Sue me. *fistbump*

[gallden]

I tried to test the *fistbump* in some other waters, such as the Buster Olney thread that is in Orioles talk. I don't think it will be well received.

[KingCrim]

We may be nearing our first disciplinary action. Captain?

Please, have mercy on him. Do not proclaim alabaster so quickly. Let's give him the night to sleep on it.

[DREKTUNES]

I have nothing to add here, except my new avatar.

Would you join our Fellowship, oh Finder of Fistbumping Smileys? We can offer fellowship, good tidings, and a silly name.

What say you?

[gallden]

It's what became of the *forearmbump* after it stoped using PEDs. *fistbump*

Your sig is incorrect. Not to nitpick. But I'm nitpicking. It should read: Secretary of Short Cuts, Fellowship of the Fistbump. *fistbump*

Well done J.D. You know whats coming *fistbump*

[J.D.]

I tried to test the *fistbump* in some other waters, such as the Buster Olney thread that is in Orioles talk. I don't think it will be well received.

I saw that, and it brought me great joy. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

I'm picky. Sue me. *fistbump*

Official Patience Tester.


I tried to test the *fistbump* in some other waters, such as the Buster Olney thread that is in Orioles talk. I don't think it will be well received.

It's only for those who get it. Others? We can only walk away and pity their sad unbumped fists.


Please, have mercy on him. Do not proclaim alabaster so quickly. Let's give him the night to sleep on it.

You are wise, Captain. *sagefistbump*

[KingCrim]

*AHEM*

Secretary of Short Cuts, Fellowship of the Fistbump *fistbump*

Maybe the shortened signature is part of his shortcut duty?

[The Wedge]

Official Patience Tester.



Wouldn't that be ironic?

I was thinking perhaps The Godfather, since it was my first reply that really started the ball rolling, and I even suggested the name, and you called President, er, El Presidente, so damn quick. You coup'ed me, sir. But yet, I'm cool with it...why? *fistbump* That's why.

[gallden]

I saw that, and it brought me great joy. *fistbump*


It's only for those who get it. Others? We can only walk away and pity their sad unbumped fists.

I was out of my safety net.

[ChrisP]

It's what became of the *forearmbump* after it stoped using PEDs. *fistbump*

Your sig is incorrect. Not to nitpick. But I'm nitpicking. It should read: Secretary of Short Cuts, Fellowship of the Fistbump. *fistbump*


Great stuff and fixed.:wedge:

[TakebackOPACY]

Would you join our Fellowship, oh Finder of Fistbumping Smileys? We can offer fellowship, good tidings, and a silly name.

What say you?

I'd be honored, but one must admit... every additional post gives creedence to Gallden's OP. I may also become a charter member of the High-Five Preservation Society. I see no conflict of interest, though.

[J.D.]

Wouldn't that be ironic?

I was thinking perhaps The Godfather, since it was my first reply that really started the ball rolling, and I even suggested the name, and you called President, er, El Presidente, so damn quick. You coup'ed me, sir. But yet, I'm cool with it...why? *fistbump* That's why.

I approve. *fistbump*

[gallden]

Wouldn't that be ironic?

I was thinking perhaps The Godfather, since it was my first reply that really started the ball rolling, and I even suggested the name, and you called President, er, El Presidente, so damn quick. You coup'ed me, sir. But yet, I'm cool with it...why? *fistbump* That's why.

I sense some dissention among the ranks. To be fair shouldn't The Godfather be saved for the TonySoprano if he ever ventures into these parts?

[DREKTUNES]

Maybe the shortened signature is part of his shortcut duty?

What can I say? Oh, I know. *fistbump*


Wouldn't that be ironic?

I was thinking perhaps The Godfather, since it was my first reply that really started the ball rolling, and I even suggested the name, and you called President, er, El Presidente, so damn quick. You coup'ed me, sir. But yet, I'm cool with it...why? *fistbump* That's why.

I really think Official Patience Tester.is the way to go. Our First started the thread. What can we call our Number Two?



I was out of my safety net.

You made me laugh. Well done. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

I sense some dissention among the ranks. To be fair shouldn't The Godfather be saved for the TonySoprano if he ever ventures into these parts?

I say that Soprano's missed his opportunity, and therefore, his boat. *fistbump*

[gallden]

I'd be honored, but one must admit... every additional post gives creedence to Gallden's OP. I may also become a charter member of the High-Five Preservation Society. I see no conflict of interest, though.

I take it back I take it all back I love the fistbump. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

I really think Official Patience Tester.is the way to go. Our First started the thread. What can we call our Number Two?

*in best Dr. Evil voice* His name is.. Number Two.

*fistbump*

[The Wedge]

*in best Dr. Evil voice* His name is.. Number Two.

*fistbump*

See, I woulda went with the Simpsons Stonecutters reference...which is sad that there's actually two Number Two references.

Now, the question is, who does Number Two work for?

*fistbump*

[KingCrim]

See, I woulda went with the Simpsons Stonecutters reference...which is sad that there's actually two Number Two references.

Now, the question is, who does Number Two work for?

*fistbump*

Who keeps the metric system down? We do. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

See, I woulda went with the Simpsons Stonecutters reference...which is sad that there's actually two Number Two references.

Now, the question is, who does Number Two work for?

*fistbump*

Just don't blow out your O-ring. *fistbump*

[gallden]

I say that Soprano's missed his opportunity, and therefore, his boat. *fistbump*

IMO there is always or should be room on the boat for the likes of him. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

I sense some dissention among the ranks. To be fair shouldn't The Godfather be saved for the TonySoprano if he ever ventures into these parts?

Every day in every way. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

I'd be honored, but one must admit... every additional post gives creedence to Gallden's OP. I may also become a charter member of the High-Five Preservation Society. I see no conflict of interest, though.

You can come back baby. The Fellowship never forgets.


IMO there is always or should be room on the boat for the likes of him. *fistbump*

[gallden]

I'd be honored, but one must admit... every additional post gives creedence to Gallden's OP. I may also become a charter member of the High-Five Preservation Society. I see no conflict of interest, though.

I think that would be pretty much be like Crips vs Bloods. Sharks vs jets and so on.

[DREKTUNES]

I think that would be pretty much be like Crips vs Bloods. Sharks vs jets and so on.

I'll dance if Bernstein writes the score.

[ScottieBaseball]

I'll dance if Bernstein writes the score.

Fist bump to that!

[DREKTUNES]

Fist bump to that!

Mr Hoffman! As the President of The Fellowship of the Fistbump, I offer you welcome, and of course *fistbump*

Would you care to join our illustrious ranks? I can promise a silly name and an excuse to fistbump often.

[gallden]

Mr Hoffman! As the President of The Fellowship of the Fistbump, I offer you welcome, and of course *fistbump*

Would you care to join our illustrious ranks? I can promise a silly name and an excuse to fistbump often.

A mod to the ranks eh?

[Bosibus]

If you could fistbump anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?

I will go first...Frederick "FistBump" Douglaus.

[DREKTUNES]

A mod to the ranks eh?

A special mod. Hoffman made me feel welcome when I first got to the OH, long before my successful election to the Fellowship. He's always welcome. *fistbump*

[gallden]

A special mod. Hoffman made me feel welcome when I first got to the OH, long before my successful election to the Fellowship. He's always welcome. *fistbump*

That is what the fellowship is all about. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

If you could fistbump anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?

I will go first...Frederick "FistBump" Douglaus.

I'd fistbump Ghandi. *fistbump*

[The Wedge]

If you could fistbump anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?

I will go first...Frederick "FistBump" Douglaus.

Hitler. Had someone given the man a fistbump in 1915...well let's just say Germany wouldn't have been so aggressive. Invade Poland? Naw, he'd have given them a fistbump and drank a beer.

[TakebackOPACY]

I think that would be pretty much be like Crips vs Bloods. Sharks vs jets and so on.

In light of the times, the High-Five Preservation Society will no longer be called the High-Five Preservation Society. From this day forth, the consortium that was previously known as the High-Five Preservation Society will be known simply as the less alarming High-Five Appreciation Consortium.

*High-Five* Err, uhh, wait. What are we doing again?

[PrivateO]

Wow. This is becoming quite the organization. :D

[DREKTUNES]

In light of the times, the High-Five Preservation Society will no longer be called the High-Five Preservation Society. From this day forth, the consortium that was previously known as the High-Five Preservation Society will be known simply as the less alarming High-Five Appreciation Consortium.

*High-Five* Err, uhh, wait. What are we doing again?

Thanks for the name change. The old one just had me singing Village Green. Not like that's a bad thing....

[TGO]

Can I be the Attorney General? *fistbump*

[TGO]

I'd fistbump Ghandi. *fistbump*

I'd fistbump Gandhi. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Wow. This is becoming quite the organization. :D

Does that mean you are looking to join our illustrious fraternity? You'll need a silly name, first off. Any skills?

[DREKTUNES]

Can I be the Attorney General? *fistbump*


I'd fistbump Gandhi. *fistbump*

You betcha. Done. Please update your sig. *fistbump*

[TakebackOPACY]

Thanks for the name change. The old one just had me singing Village Green. Not like that's a bad thing....

I got both names from The Village Green Preservation Society.

The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society, the desperate dan appreciation society, the draught beer preservation society, the custard pie appreciation consortium, the skyscraper condemnation affiliate, and so much more.

[KingCrim]

In light of the times, the High-Five Preservation Society will no longer be called the High-Five Preservation Society. From this day forth, the consortium that was previously known as the High-Five Preservation Society will be known simply as the less alarming High-Five Appreciation Consortium.

*High-Five* Err, uhh, wait. What are we doing again?

We're the People's Front of Judea!

[DREKTUNES]

I got both names from The Village Green Preservation Society.

The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society, the desperate dan appreciation society, the draught beer preservation society, the custard pie appreciation consortium, the skyscraper condemnation affiliate, and so much more.

Must I also help save Fu Manchu from Moriarty and Dracula?

Thanks. Now I hafta get the cd out in the car.

[J.D.]

We're the People's Front of Judea!

You gotta watch those guys from the Judean People's Front. *fistbump*

[PrivateO]

Does that mean you are looking to join our illustrious fraternity? You'll need a silly name, first off. Any skills?


:D OF COURSE. I'll do anything and everything. Sounds like your coming up with the titles Drek.

*fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

We're the People's Front of Judea!

Splitter.

And I'm impressed it took this long for a Pythin reference.

[DREKTUNES]

:D OF COURSE. I'll do anything and everything. Sounds like your coming up with the titles Drek.

*fistbump*

Hmm. Undersecretary of Random Undefined Responsibility and Pizza. Done. Please change your sig. *fistbump*

[PrivateO]

Done. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Done. *fistbump*

I appreciate you wanting to take exactly what I say to heart, but you might wanna reread that and take out a few words. :D

EDIT - You're quick! We need that around here. Green pepper and onion.

[J.D.]

Done. *fistbump*

You forgot the comma, then the "Fellowship of the Fistbump" in your sig. Please fix? Thank you. :D

[PrivateO]

Ha yes. OK. All set.

[DREKTUNES]

You forgot the comma, then the "Fellowship of the Fistbump" in your sig. Please fix? Thank you. :D

Dude, we may have to append your title. Somethign to do with factchecking or some such. Give me time....

And well done. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

Dude, we may have to append your title. Somethign to do with factchecking or some such. Give me time....

And well done. *fistbump*

Change title at will. I've not grown attached to mine just yet.

And thanks. *fistbump*

[gallden]

We need some type of family tree. Do we have secretary?? *fistbump*

[TGO]

In my first act as Attorney General I have compiled a *fistbump* dossier:

http://forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/album.php?albumid=22

[gallden]

In my first act as Attorney General I have compiled a *fistbump* dossier:

http://forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/album.php?albumid=22

Class. Especially tiger missing the lame high5. *fistbump*

[gallden]

Ha yes. OK. All set.

Nice stwongbad avataw. *fistbump*

[J.D.]

In my first act as Attorney General I have compiled a *fistbump* dossier:

http://forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/album.php?albumid=22

Fantastic work. Perhaps next you can post a press release about the health benefits of fistbumping.

*fistbump*

[KingCrim]

Fantastic work. Perhaps next you can post a press release about the health benefits of fistbumping.

*fistbump*

Or since I'm the muscle around here I could discuss the "benefits" of "voluntarily" using the fist bump.

[J.D.]

Or since I'm the muscle around here I could discuss the "benefits" of "voluntarily" using the fist bump.

This would work, but it would sound a lot more "official" coming from the Attorney General. You could throw in a good, hearty "OR ELSE!!!"

*fistbump*

[J.D.]

Woo hoo! I'm off of work for the day!!! *fistbump*

[Pushmonkey]

Only one day till the weekend *fist bump*

[OriolesManiac88]

When told to check out the fistbump thread, I just had to see what it was about. I read through most of the thread, and love it. High Fives are so 10 years ago. Fistbumps all the way.

[J.D.]

Only one day till the weekend *fist bump*

HAHA! I don't work tomorrow! *fistbump*

[J.D.]

When told to check out the fistbump thread, I just had to see what it was about. I read through most of the thread, and love it. High Fives are so 10 years ago. Fistbumps all the way.

Testify, brother! Testify! *fistbump*

[gallden]

When told to check out the fistbump thread, I just had to see what it was about. I read through most of the thread, and love it. High Fives are so 10 years ago. Fistbumps all the way.

Yes this is quite the legendary thread if I may say so myself as the thread starter. *fistbump* Has anyone fistbumped themselves yet just asking not saying I have.

[Pushmonkey]

Cintron *fist bump*

[weams]

I join your ranks if permitted. *FistBump* I fistbump Earl. Really. Actually.

[gallden]

I join your ranks if permitted. *FistBump* I fistbump Earl. Really. Actually.

Sir Weams we'd be honored. El president will have to decide on your title.
*fistbump* to Weams.

[J.D.]

Cintron *fist bump*

Ballgame! *fistbump*

Since the fistbump thread has started, the Orioles are undefeated.

I'm just saying.

[gallden]

Ballgame! *fistbump*

Since the fistbump thread has started, the Orioles are undefeated.

I'm just saying.

And the blonde hair *fistbump*

Now I automatically know where the * key is. Never really needed it before now.

[PrivateO]

I think we need a roll call of the Fellowship.

*fistbump*

[gallden]

I think we need a roll call of the Fellowship.

*fistbump*

I mentioned this earlier that we need a family tree. And should there be a deadline of taking members?? Where is el president when you need him.
*fistbump*

[PrivateO]

I mentioned this earlier that we need a family tree. And should there be a deadline of taking members?? Where is el president when you need him.
*fistbump*

I don't know. It's gotta be El Presidente's call. But it shoudl be made soon

Donde esta el presidente????:confused:

[gallden]

I don't know. It's gotta be El Presidente's call. But it shoudl be made soon

Donde esta el presidente????:confused:


No se amigo. Flojo presidente.

[Bosibus]

I would like to join in on the "Fellowship of the Fistbump"

Today, after my softball games, I fistbumped consecutively for a good 10 seconds for my "good game" duties.

I could tell the difference between the cool kids (fistbump) and the losers (open hand slap to the knuckles). Don't people realize the high five is circa 1991ish!

[J.D.]

El Presidente is attending to his presidenteial duties. I'm sure he'll be back tomorrow, when he's at work and has nothing to do.

In the meantime... *fistbump*

[orayole]

I would like to join the fellowship.

[ChrisP]

Friday morning *fistbump* to seeing my first O's win last night, 1-3 now.

[DREKTUNES]

Greetings, my people. I see that much talk has taken place in my absence. I do apologise. I was off attending to Presidential duties (translation - my band had practice).


SO -




We need some type of family tree. Do we have secretary?? *fistbump*

That is a wonderful suggestion. Who will take up the mantle?



When told to check out the fistbump thread, I just had to see what it was about. I read through most of the thread, and love it. High Fives are so 10 years ago. Fistbumps all the way.

Welcome. You shall be First Bandwagoner ;) Done. Please adjust your sig accordingly. *fistbump*


I join your ranks if permitted. *FistBump* I fistbump Earl. Really. Actually.

Sir Weams, we would be honored to count you among our ranks. For your title, might your humble president suggest -

Chief of Pictoral Procurement and Special Advisor to The President

If this is acceptable, it is yours. If you have one you prefer, post it. As long as it's not Second Assistant Jester. That's Wedge's. *FistBump*


Ballgame! *fistbump*

Since the fistbump thread has started, the Orioles are undefeated.

I'm just saying.

We do what we can here in the Fellowship. *FistBump*


I think we need a roll call of the Fellowship.

*fistbump*

Here! *FistBump*


I mentioned this earlier that we need a family tree. And should there be a deadline of taking members?? Where is el president when you need him.
*fistbump*

I am here, my people. All is well. I do not see a need, as of yet, for a deadline. Except for Wedge to pick his handle. *FistBump*


I don't know. It's gotta be El Presidente's call. But it shoudl be made soon

Donde esta el presidente????:confused:

It's nice to be missed. *FistBump*


I would like to join in on the "Fellowship of the Fistbump"

Today, after my softball games, I fistbumped consecutively for a good 10 seconds for my "good game" duties.

I could tell the difference between the cool kids (fistbump) and the losers (open hand slap to the knuckles). Don't people realize the high five is circa 1991ish!

Welcome, good sir. What skills and talents do you bring, so that we may title you correctly?


I would like to join the fellowship.

All are welcome to try. If you can pass the gauntlet. What skills and talents do you bring, so that we may title you correctly?

[The Wedge]

I picked one, but you apparanately didn't like it. *sad fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

I picked one, but you apparanately didn't like it. *sad fistbump*

You weren't really with the whole democratic/ royalty mix of names there, bucko.

First Patience Tester is still the best (and most obvious) one I've seen. Will you accept your post with honor and dignity?

[The Wedge]

Everything you've suggested for me sound so darn negative, even the second jester thing...there wasn't even a first jester. All I want is something positive sounding. :(

[TGO]

Mr. President, I could really use a Commissioner of Customs and Border Protection in my department. We're getting a lot of high-fiving border jumpers here.

[The Wedge]

Though, if we changed Official Patience Tester to Offical Pain-in-the-Ass...I'd find it much more suitable and funny.

[TakebackOPACY]

The Wedge is sounding like, maybe, a Chief of *fistbump* Protocol. Someone's gotta show the less cool how it's done.

[gallden]

Mr. President, I could really use a Commissioner of Customs and Border Protection in my department. We're getting a lot of high-fiving border jumpers here.

Yes I agree we need some kind of radar, this could get out of hand, or out of fist if you will. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

Mr. President, I could really use a Commissioner of Customs and Border Protection in my department. We're getting a lot of high-fiving border jumpers here.

Wedge, could you see yourself in C&BP?


Though, if we changed Official Patience Tester to Offical Pain-in-the-Ass...I'd find it much more suitable and funny.

Disagree. Patience Tester = funny and true


The Wedge is sounding like, maybe, a Chief of *fistbump* Protocol. Someone's gotta show the less cool how it's done.

I'm afraid JD has taken that upon himself and run with it quite impressivley. Dude likes to enforce the rules.

[DREKTUNES]

Everything you've suggested for me sound so darn negative, even the second jester thing...there wasn't even a first jester. All I want is something positive sounding. :(

That's because I'm First Jester. What can I say? I make me laugh.

[gallden]

I'm under the impression that Weams needs some sort of Sir or Royal something of the sort in his title, no?

[Dipper9]

Hey dipper not to be picky but I dont think your sig is quite right. Its meant to be "title fistbump" *fistbump* So title then asterik-ed fist bump after the title. Just sayin. I had to fix mine also.

Done! :notworthy:

[DREKTUNES]

I'm under the impression that Weams needs some sort of Sir or Royal something of the sort in his title, no?

You don't care for Chief of Pictoral Procurement and Special Advisor to The President? I await your suggestion.

[gallden]

You don't care for Chief of Pictoral Procurement and Special Advisor to The President? I await your suggestion.

How about Sublime Chief of Pictoral Procurement and Distinguished Advisor to The Stately President. If you'll notice president there are just some minor changes. Is stately a bit much? *fistbump*

[gallden]

Done! :notworthy:

Much better Monsieur Dipper. *fistbump*

[The Wedge]

Wedge, could you see yourself in C&BP?



I could, actually. Not opposed to the high five, but we gotta make sure the people who are joining the fistbump/revolution revival are properly maintained. Not asking you to give up your culture, but you do have to embrace this one.

[DREKTUNES]

How about Sublime Chief of Pictoral Procurement and Distinguished Advisor to The Stately President. If you'll notice president there are just some minor changes. Is stately a bit much? *fistbump*

Never. It's perfect. Is the Sublime Chief among us?

[DREKTUNES]

I could, actually. Not opposed to the high five, but we gotta make sure the people who are joining the fistbump/revolution revival are properly maintained. Not asking you to give up your culture, but you do have to embrace this one.

Commissioner of Customs, Border Protection, and General Mopping Up

Agreed?

[The Wedge]

You just want there to be some sort of janitorial duty attached, don't ya?

But agreed.

[DREKTUNES]

You just want there to be some sort of janitorial duty attached, don't ya?

But agreed.

Have you seen my title? We are a humble start up Fellowship. Everyone's gotta pitch in.

[weams]

El Presdente and all ye good fellows, I am at your service. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

El Presdente and all ye good fellows, I am at your service. *fistbump*

Greetings and glad tidings!

And aren't you supposed to name whoever's in you avatar? ;)

[weams]

Jillian Barbarie, ex wife of former bad Oriole Brett Barbarie. Tony hate it when my sig gets too long. *fistbump*

[PaulFolk]

Guys! Guys! So I've been practicing my fistbump, and I think I'm finally ready to join! Here goes...

*headbutt*

Aw, dammit.

[gallden]

Glad you are among us Sovereign Weams. *fistbump*

[gallden]

Guys! Guys! So I've been practicing my fistbump, and I think I'm finally ready to join! Here goes...

*headbutt*

Aw, dammit.

Are you mocking us Herr Folk?

[DREKTUNES]

Guys! Guys! So I've been practicing my fistbump, and I think I'm finally ready to join! Here goes...

*headbutt*

Aw, dammit.

Keep practising, Paul. When you finally get it right, it'll be awesome.


Glad you are among us Sovereign Weams. *fistbump*

So say we all. *fistbump*


Are you mocking us Herr Folk?

I don't think he is. He wants to join us. It'll just take a while.

[gallden]

I don't think he is. He wants to join us. It'll just take a while.


Herr Folk just needs to give in to the movement.

[gallden]

I think Hank is looking to join. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

I think Hank is looking to join. *fistbump*

He need but ask. He is welcome in our ranks.

[gallden]

He need but ask. He is welcome in our ranks.

So Hank will you humble yourself and join the fellowship?

[weams]

He'll put a *fistbump* in his game recap to show his affection. *fistbump*

[DREKTUNES]

So Hank will you humble yourself and join the fellowship?

Hank is one of us. As it ever was, so it shall be. *fistbump*

[gallden]

Hank is one of us. As it ever was, so it shall be. *fistbump*

Poetic words that. *fistbump*


A question for the president does the title need to be at the top of your sig space?

[longflyball]

I humbly petition for membership in this society, and request appointment to the position of parliamentarian. As your ranks swell you will need someone to ensure that meetings are run in a smooth and orderly fashion.

*fistbump*

[gallden]

I humbly petition for membership in this society, and request appointment to the position of parliamentarian. As your ranks swell you will need someone to ensure that meetings are run in a smooth and orderly fashion.

*fistbump*

And we also need that family tree.

[DREKTUNES]

Poetic words that. *fistbump*


A question for the president does the title need to be at the top of your sig space?

It is preferred, but not required. More important is unity of statement. And candy. The President requires candy.


I humbly petition for membership in this society, and request appointment to the position of parliamentarian. As your ranks swell you will need someone to ensure that meetings are run in a smooth and orderly fashion.

*fistbump*

Petition granted. Arise, Primary Parliamentarian and Secondary Fact Checker. Please update your sig accordingly. *fistbump*

[gallden]

It is preferred, but not required. More important is unity of statement. And candy. The President requires candy.



Petition granted. Arise, Primary Parliamentarian and Secondary Fact Checker. Please update your sig accordingly. *fistbump*

So Herr Weams may just need to move things around a little ;) *fistbump*


Welcome aboard Primary Parliamentarian and Secondary Fact Checker. *fistbump*