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Hallas
07-21-2008, 06:23 PM
Banned for not capitalizing the first letter of a sentence.

Banned for being a grammar nazi.

J.D.
07-21-2008, 06:24 PM
Banned for being a grammar nazi.

Banned for living in a city that I very much want to live in.

Pushmonkey
07-21-2008, 06:58 PM
Banned for living in a city that I very much want to live in.

Banned for having left coast envy,

Hallas
07-21-2008, 07:10 PM
Banned for having left coast envy,

Banned for insinuating that the "Left Coast" is somehow inferior.

Pushmonkey
07-21-2008, 07:19 PM
Banned for insinuating that the "Left Coast" is somehow inferior.

Banned for not realizing that it is.

Tank
07-21-2008, 07:20 PM
Banned for having left coast envy,

Banned for ending your sentence with a comma,

Sanfran327
07-21-2008, 07:24 PM
Banned for ending your sentence with a comma,

Banned for an awful attempt at humor. ;)

J.D.
07-21-2008, 07:27 PM
Banned for an awful attempt at humor. ;)

Banned for winking at Tank.

Pushmonkey
07-21-2008, 07:53 PM
Banned for winking at Tank.

Banned for not liking the guy wink

Tank
07-21-2008, 09:02 PM
Banned for not liking the guy wink

Banned for liking the guy wink.

PaulFolk
07-21-2008, 09:34 PM
Banned for liking the guy wink.
Banned for beating me in the OH MVP tournament....by one vote...because he voted for himself!

OttoNoveDieci
07-21-2008, 09:35 PM
Banned for liking the guy wink.

Banned for being winked at

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 11:23 AM
Banned for being winked at

Banned for skipping Paul, when he's already been through enough.

Spoonless
07-22-2008, 12:11 PM
Banned for skipping Paul, when he's already been through enough.

Banned for having an all-caps screenname.

Hallas
07-22-2008, 01:55 PM
Banned for having an all-caps screenname.

Banned for failing to grasp the concept of the spacebar when creating your screen name.

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 03:15 PM
Banned for failing to grasp the concept of the spacebar when creating your screen name.

Banned for having a screenname that makes me think of Challa bread.

J.D.
07-22-2008, 04:02 PM
Banned for having a screenname that makes me think of Challa bread.

Banned for banning someone and then immediately skipping offline. I saw you skip and everything. Poor form.

Hallas
07-22-2008, 04:38 PM
Banned for banning someone and then immediately skipping offline. I saw you skip and everything. Poor form.

Banned for thinking you saw a ninja.

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 04:48 PM
Banned for thinking you saw a ninja.

Banned for being too slow to see the ninja.

Dipper9
07-22-2008, 04:54 PM
Banned for being too slow to see the ninja.

Banned for calling yourself Storm Shadow!

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 04:55 PM
Banned for calling yourself Storm Shadow!

Banned for not makin no kinda sense, no how.

KingCrim
07-22-2008, 05:05 PM
Banned for not makin no kinda sense, no how.

Banned for dressing up like Crackle of Rice Crispies fame.

J.D.
07-22-2008, 05:06 PM
Banned for dressing up like Crackle of Rice Crispies fame.

Banned for posting so rarely that you're typically out of the loop.

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 05:06 PM
Banned for dressing up like Crackle of Rice Crispies fame.

Banned for staying away from the board for so long, only to come back and make no kinda sense.

KingCrim
07-22-2008, 05:08 PM
Banned for posting so rarely that you're typically out of the loop.

Banned for keeping Quiroz down.


Banned for staying away from the board for so long, only to come back and make no kinda sense.

Banned for making Wedge's pregnant wife ban someone.

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 05:10 PM
Banned for keeping Quiroz down.



Banned for making Wedge's pregnant wife ban someone.

Banned for banning JD, and for bringing up Mrs Wedge. Ixnay.

KingCrim
07-22-2008, 05:11 PM
Banned for banning JD, and for bringing up Mrs Wedge. Ixnay.

Sorry, didn't know that was off limits. Will make sure not to do it again (seriously)

Banned for setting limits.

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 05:13 PM
Sorry, didn't know that was off limits. Will make sure not to do it again (seriously)

Banned for setting limits.

Banned for needing limits set.

J.D.
07-22-2008, 05:15 PM
Banned for needing limits set.

Banned for not being more harsh in your chastising of KingCrim.

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 05:18 PM
Banned for not being more harsh in your chastising of KingCrim.

Banned for not knowing about the harsh text I just sent him.

KingCrim
07-22-2008, 05:22 PM
Banned for not knowing about the harsh text I just sent him.

Banned for exaggerating the severity of your text.

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 05:23 PM
Banned for exaggerating the severity of your text.

Banned for speaking of our text.

KingCrim
07-22-2008, 05:24 PM
Banned for speaking of our text.

Banned for keeping Sal Fasano down.

DREKTUNES
07-22-2008, 05:26 PM
Banned for keeping Sal Fasano down.

Banned for telling people he's in my basement.

KingCrim
07-22-2008, 05:27 PM
Banned for telling people he's in my basement.

Which reminds me, banned for having a basement no man can stand straight up in.

Spoonless
07-22-2008, 05:44 PM
Which reminds me, banned for having a basement no man can stand straight up in.

Banned for being too tall.

EDIT: Holy crap! Since when is the "n" on the end of my name?

OsEatAlEast
07-22-2008, 05:53 PM
Banned for being too tall.

EDIT: Holy crap! Since when is the "n" on the end of my name?

Banned for not being on the ball 24/7! Even when your asleep you should be on it!

Hallas
07-22-2008, 08:25 PM
Banned for not being on the ball 24/7! Even when your asleep you should be on it!

(I'm censoring what first came to mind.)

Banned for misuse of the word "your."

J.D.
07-22-2008, 08:34 PM
(I'm censoring what first came to mind.)

Banned for misuse of the word "your."

Banned for self censorship.

Hallas
07-22-2008, 09:39 PM
Banned for self censorship.

Banned for advocating the breakage of a family-friendly environment that the moderators have worked so hard to create.

Spoonless
07-22-2008, 10:38 PM
Banned for advocating the breakage of a family-friendly environment that the moderators have worked so hard to create.

Banned for using more words than my attention span can handle.

J.D.
07-22-2008, 11:00 PM
Banned for using more words than my attention span can handle.

Banned for not broadening your attention span's horizons.

Pushmonkey
07-22-2008, 11:03 PM
Banned for not broadening your attention span's horizons.

Banned for trying to have fun

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 09:06 AM
Banned for trying to have fun

Still banned for being a pushy monkey.

J.D.
07-23-2008, 11:01 AM
Still banned for being a pushy monkey.

Banned for recycling previous reasons for bannage.

Leitch
07-23-2008, 11:04 AM
Banned for recycling previous reasons for bannage.

Banned for referring to blog as "chewy" and also banned for having garbage for a stomach

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 11:05 AM
Banned for recycling previous reasons for bannage.

Banned for not having the comedic knowledge to be aware of callbacks. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callback_(comedy))

Dipper9
07-23-2008, 12:22 PM
Banned for not having the comedic knowledge to be aware of callbacks. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callback_(comedy))

Banned for not knowing who Storm Shadow is!

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 12:24 PM
Banned for not knowing who Storm Shadow is!

Banned for all your mixed signals, and for looking vaugely familiar.

Dipper9
07-23-2008, 12:27 PM
Banned for all your mixed signals, and for looking vaugely familiar.

Banned for following me around and responding to EVERY post I make! Dipper envy? :scratchchinhmm:

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 12:28 PM
Banned for following me around and responding to EVERY post I make! Dipper envy? :scratchchinhmm:

Banned for bringing that up. :rolleyes:

Dipper9
07-23-2008, 12:33 PM
Banned for bringing that up. :rolleyes:

Banned for proving my point! :wedge:

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 12:37 PM
Banned for proving my point! :wedge:

Banned for drawing attention to your...point.

Dipper9
07-23-2008, 12:40 PM
Banned for drawing attention to your...point.

Banned for saying the same thing as Mrs. Drek!








(sugar honey iced tea...I am in for it now!)

TinCup
07-23-2008, 12:56 PM
Paul...get in here again please and ban all of these folks for this mindless dribble!!




:D

Dipper9
07-23-2008, 12:58 PM
Paul...get in here again please and ban all of these folks for this mindless dribble!!




:D


Banned for turning your back on your long time pal! Why Moscow Why? ;)

TinCup
07-23-2008, 01:16 PM
Banned for turning your back on your long time pal! Why Moscow Why? ;)


Banned for thinking I am turning my back on him! :eek::eek: Sheesh.







:p:)

Tank
07-23-2008, 01:18 PM
Banned for beating me in the OH MVP tournament....by one vote...because he voted for himself!

Banned for making me feel more ashamed than I already was. I saw the match up, laughed and was ready to vote for you. Then I saw the tally and was like :eek:, panicked, and voted for myself.

Dr. FLK
07-23-2008, 01:39 PM
Banned for making me feel more ashamed than I already was. I saw the match up, laughed and was ready to vote for you. Then I saw the tally and was like :eek:, panicked, and voted for myself.

Banned for almost voting for your opponent.

Hallas
07-23-2008, 01:46 PM
Banned for almost voting for your opponent.

Banned for promoting self-promotion.

J.D.
07-23-2008, 02:18 PM
Banned for promoting self-promotion.

Banned for living in the ugly part of L.A. :D

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 02:20 PM
Banned for living in the ugly part of L.A. :D

Banned for having the temerity to live in Dundalk and mock where anyone lives. :D

J.D.
07-23-2008, 03:00 PM
Banned for having the temerity to live in Dundalk and mock where anyone lives. :D

Banned for living a 2-hour bus ride away from where I live.

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 03:04 PM
Banned for living a 2-hour bus ride away from where I live.

Banned for not abiding by the restraining order.

J.D.
07-23-2008, 03:09 PM
Banned for not abiding by the restraining order.

Banned for making implications about my insanity.

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 03:15 PM
Banned for making implications about my insanity.

Banned for flankendifflefloo.

OsEatAlEast
07-23-2008, 03:34 PM
Banned for flankendifflefloo.

Banned for speaking German like gibberish!

J.D.
07-23-2008, 03:45 PM
Banned for speaking German like gibberish!

Banned for banning Drek for speaking German like gibberish when he in fact was guilty of making way too much sense.

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 04:51 PM
Banned for banning Drek for speaking German like gibberish when he in fact was guilty of making way too much sense.

While the defence is appreciated, it won't save you from being BANNED for telling people to go to your blog, and then never updating the thing.

J.D.
07-23-2008, 05:02 PM
While the defence is appreciated, it won't save you from being BANNED for telling people to go to your blog, and then never updating the thing.

Banned for failing to realize that it was updated twice in the last three days.

DREKTUNES
07-23-2008, 05:04 PM
Banned for failing to realize that it was updated twice in the last three days.

Banned for not updating it recently. There's been a game. Uh, dhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuh.

J.D.
07-24-2008, 12:59 AM
Banned for not updating it recently. There's been a game. Uh, dhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Banned for failing to realize that I updated it.

ledzepp8
07-24-2008, 01:35 AM
Banned for failing to realize that I updated it.

Banned for not self promoting.

DREKTUNES
07-24-2008, 08:48 AM
Banned for not self promoting.

Banned for...nah, can't ban you. You banned JD. You did the right thing. That should be rewarded. Funnel cake?

J.D.
07-24-2008, 09:37 AM
Banned for...nah, can't ban you. You banned JD. You did the right thing. That should be rewarded. Funnel cake?

Banned for not fulfilling your duty.

DREKTUNES
07-24-2008, 09:43 AM
Banned for not fulfilling your duty.

Banned for not staying banned, and for cutting in line for funnel cake. Ok, you can have some, but no powdered sugar.

J.D.
07-24-2008, 09:48 AM
Banned for not staying banned, and for cutting in line for funnel cake. Ok, you can have some, but no powdered sugar.

Banned for being mean to me and keeping the powdered sugar away after I got caught in that torrential downpour last night.

DREKTUNES
07-24-2008, 09:51 AM
Banned for being mean to me and keeping the powdered sugar away after I got caught in that torrential downpour last night.

Banned for trying make powederd sugar paste, and frontin like you didn't make a bee line to the Camden Club at the first drops of rain. Fronter.

J.D.
07-24-2008, 10:07 AM
Banned for trying make powederd sugar paste, and frontin like you didn't make a bee line to the Camden Club at the first drops of rain. Fronter.

Banned for not being at the game last night, so you couldn't realize that I hung outside until the lightning started flashing all around the stadium, and the floodgates opened up. While I did make a beeline for the Camden Club, I was significantly drenched by the time I made it there. Hater.

DREKTUNES
07-24-2008, 10:11 AM
Banned for not being at the game last night, so you couldn't realize that I hung outside until the lightning started flashing all around the stadium, and the floodgates opened up. While I did make a beeline for the Camden Club, I was significantly drenched by the time I made it there. Hater.

Banned for being a soaked dink.

J.D.
07-24-2008, 10:34 AM
Banned for being a soaked dink.

Banned for... you know what? Forget it. I'm leaving work. I'm gonna go to the games today.

DREKTUNES
07-24-2008, 10:39 AM
Banned for... you know what? Forget it. I'm leaving work. I'm gonna go to the games today.

Banned for having a better afternoon than I do.

J.D.
07-24-2008, 10:41 AM
Banned for having a better afternoon than I do.

Banned for afternoon envy.

DREKTUNES
07-24-2008, 10:42 AM
Banned for afternoon envy.

Banned for hanging around to gloat when you should be drinkin at Edgar's.

J.D.
07-24-2008, 10:45 AM
Banned for hanging around to gloat when you should be drinkin at Edgar's.

I can't ban you for that. That's an excellent point. I'm out of here.

Dipper9
07-24-2008, 12:34 PM
I can't ban you for that. That's an excellent point. I'm out of here.

Banning myself for calling a Time Out in the banning game.

BUT...now that JD is at the game, we are assured of at least a second run when Hernandez drives in his mandatory "JD is at the Game RBI."

TinCup
07-24-2008, 12:44 PM
Banning myself for calling a Time Out in the banning game.

BUT...now that JD is at the game, we are assured of at least a second run when Hernandez drives in his mandatory "JD is at the Game RBI."

Banning Dip both for banning himself but also for having the audacity to call a time out in the banning game.

:mwahaha:

OsEatAlEast
07-24-2008, 04:26 PM
Banning Dip both for banning himself but also for having the audacity to call a time out in the banning game.

:mwahaha:

Banned for using the smiley and not the words "Mwahaha"!

bobmc
07-24-2008, 09:05 PM
^^^Banned for banning Tin Cup, a heroic government "worker" who toils for each and every one of us daily, wears a flag pin and has top secret clearance! And what's this about the O's eating the AL East? :scratchchinhmm:

gallden
07-24-2008, 09:07 PM
^^^^Banned for thinking speedoarmstrong was a real she.

bobmc
07-24-2008, 09:15 PM
^^^^Banned for thinking speedoarmstrong was a real she.

^^^Already banned and banned again for ass-uming things that were not true. In actuality, BA was my alter ego and McLovin banned me already! :eektf: (Early on I was duped, yes, :o but I did finally come to my senses before the fall.:wedge:)

TinCup
07-25-2008, 03:40 PM
^^^Already banned and banned again for ass-uming things that were not true. In actuality, BA was my alter ego and McLovin banned me already! :eektf: (Early on I was duped, yes, :o but I did finally come to my senses before the fall.:wedge:)


big man, you are banned for....for...err......give me a sec...


(why I am wanting to ban BobMC??? :confused:)


Aw....well, you're banned for leaving Arlington VA!! :p

J.D.
07-25-2008, 03:46 PM
Banning myself for calling a Time Out in the banning game.

BUT...now that JD is at the game, we are assured of at least a second run when Hernandez drives in his mandatory "JD is at the Game RBI."

You're banned for jinxing the Ramon Hernandez "JD is at the Game RBI," helping to end his streak at 8 games. How dare you.


big man, you are banned for....for...err......give me a sec...


(why I am wanting to ban BobMC??? :confused:)


Aw....well, you're banned for leaving Arlington VA!! :p

Banned for trying to convince anyone to go anywhere near Arlington, VA.

OsEatAlEast
07-25-2008, 03:53 PM
And what's this about the O's eating the AL East? :scratchchinhmm:

Lol! Well actually it's quite innocent. Remember that old NFL commercial with Jake Plummer when he was with the Cardinals. He was in a bird santuary trying to convince these kids that Cardinals were fearsome birds.

(paraphrasing of course)
kid 1- "Cardinals aren't more vicious than Hawks!"

Plummer-"Yes they are! Cardinals eat Hawks!"

kid 2-"Well they definitely aren't more vicious than Eagles!"

Plummer-"They eat Eagles too!"

So I just pictured someone saying that the Oriole was a weak mascot. With some random Orioles player saying "No way Orioles eat Blue Jays!" or "Don't you know that Yankees are an Orioles favorite food?". So I came up with "OsEatAlEast":thumbsup1::beerchug1:

Oh and by the way Banned for wondering!

J.D.
07-25-2008, 03:59 PM
Lol! Well actually it's quite innocent. Remember that old NFL commercial with Jake Plummer when he was with the Cardinals. He was in a bird santuary trying to convince these kids that Cardinals were fearsome birds.

(paraphrasing of course)
kid 1- "Cardinals aren't more vicious than Hawks!"

Plummer-"Yes they are! Cardinals eat Hawks!"

kid 2-"Well they definitely aren't more vicious than Eagles!"

Plummer-"They eat Eagles too!"

So I just pictured someone saying that the Oriole was a weak mascot. With some random Orioles player saying "No way Orioles eat Blue Jays!" or "Don't you know that Yankees are an Orioles favorite food?". So I came up with "OsEatAlEast":thumbsup1::beerchug1:

Oh and by the way Banned for wondering!

Banned for straying completely off topic with a completely random and obscure TV commercial reference.

OsEatAlEast
07-25-2008, 04:04 PM
Banned for straying completely off topic with a completely random and obscure TV commercial reference.

Banned for not remembering that great commercial!

J.D.
07-26-2008, 10:24 AM
Banned for not remembering that great commercial!

Banned for somehow putting the brakes on this game.

blueberryale77
07-26-2008, 03:31 PM
Banned for somehow putting the brakes on this game.

Banned for mentioning a car part. Every time someone does that, some part of my car decides it needs to be repaired. :mad:

OsEatAlEast
07-26-2008, 05:09 PM
Banned for somehow putting the brakes on this game.

Brakes? It's always in the top three every time I check. Banned for not knowing the top three= good m'kay


Banned for mentioning a car part. Every time someone does that, some part of my car decides it needs to be repaired. :mad:

Sorry to hear that. Banned for.....well...ummm....just because.

bobmc
07-26-2008, 07:47 PM
^^^Banned for banning blueberryale, the one left out of crstoner's MVP parade, his SG paean. Also banned for picturing someone saying that Orioles is a weak mascot. :cussing:

gallden's wife
07-27-2008, 12:43 AM
^^^Banned for banning blueberryale, the one left out of crstoner's MVP parade, his SG paean. Also banned for picturing someone saying that Orioles is a weak mascot. :cussing:

You're banned for all of your innuendos.

bobmc
07-27-2008, 09:39 AM
^^^Banned for the gorgeous wife, for forcing her to join the "fellowship", for backing down on the fistbump thing in the first place and finally (but not least) for exhibiting macho coolness in the profile pic (thereby making all of us older folks feel less macho). :(;)

gallden
07-27-2008, 07:52 PM
^^^^^Banned for confuing the crap out of gallden, and making me think that you banned the wrong person Gallden instead of gallden's wife who you were suppossed to ban.

Hallas
07-27-2008, 08:17 PM
^^^^^Banned for confuing the crap out of gallden, and making me think that you banned the wrong person Gallden instead of gallden's wife who you were suppossed to ban.

Banned for failure to comprehend.

gallden
07-27-2008, 09:47 PM
^^^^Banned for not helping me comprehend.

Dipper9
07-27-2008, 10:24 PM
^^^^Banned for not helping me comprehend.

Banned for bringing your wife into this madness! (I did the same! :o)

gallden
07-28-2008, 06:48 AM
^^^^banned for not inviting your wife to the fellowship.

bobmc
07-28-2008, 07:37 AM
^^^Banned for constantly being confused, failing to live up to Dipper's high standards ;) (he does set the bar very high especially with "shimmy" :eektf:) and for wasting time again here first thing on a Monday AM. :)

DREKTUNES
07-28-2008, 05:24 PM
^^^Banned for constantly being confused, failing to live up to Dipper's high standards ;) (he does set the bar very high especially with "shimmy" :eektf:) and for wasting time again here first thing on a Monday AM. :)

Banned for not doing so.

bobmc
07-28-2008, 09:47 PM
^^^Banned for challenging his mentor, reducing his mentor to erectile dysfunction as a result, for spending the day after his 36th criticizing and not glorifying the day. :p

TinCup
07-29-2008, 09:35 AM
^^^Banned for challenging his mentor, reducing his mentor to erectile dysfunction as a result, for spending the day after his 36th criticizing and not glorifying the day. :p

Sorry Bob, but I have to, for your own good... :)

Banned for banning so many others! You are getting far too into this banning stuff. ;)

Go out and mow the lawn for crying out loud...or play some golf...;)

:cool:

DREKTUNES
07-29-2008, 09:37 AM
Sorry Bob, but I have to, for your own good... :)

Banned for banning so many others! You are getting far too into this banning stuff. ;)

Go out and mow the lawn for crying out loud...or play some golf...;)

:cool:

And I, in turn, must apologise for what is about to come....

BANNED for banning my hero Bobmc.

TinCup
07-29-2008, 10:37 AM
And I, in turn, must apologise for what is about to come....

BANNED for banning my hero Bobmc.

Oh yeah....

well Drek..

Banned for having banned your hero (our hero!) Bob in the past!~ (Don't make me pull it out of this thread ;) )

Banned as well for having banned the ol Dipper so many times too!!

Banned simply on general principal.


:p

DREKTUNES
07-29-2008, 10:40 AM
Oh yeah....

well Drek..

Banned for having banned your hero (our hero!) Bob in the past!~ (Don't make me pull it out of this thread ;) )

Banned as well for having banned the ol Dipper so many times too!!

Banned simply on general principal.


:p

Banned for being right about me :ohlord:

ScottieBaseball
07-29-2008, 10:57 AM
Banned for being right about me :ohlord:

Banning for shameless promotion of fist bumping and for shunning all meatfoods.

J.D.
07-29-2008, 11:01 AM
Banning for shameless promotion of fist bumping and for shunning all meatfoods.

Banned for continuous flip-flopping on the carpal celebration issue, and for attempting to promote animosity towards those that celebrate differently than you.

DREKTUNES
07-29-2008, 11:01 AM
Banning for shameless promotion of fist bumping and for shunning all meatfoods.

Banned for character issues relating to hair styling inconsistencies and constant an bewildering fistbump hatred.

And fistbump to JD for jumping right in there :D

Dipper9
07-29-2008, 04:17 PM
Banned for character issues relating to hair styling inconsistencies and constant an bewildering fistbump hatred.

And fistbump to JD for jumping right in there :D

Banned for banning my pal Moscow!

Pushmonkey
07-29-2008, 05:34 PM
Banned for banning my pal Moscow!

Banned for being a commie.

OsEatAlEast
07-29-2008, 06:01 PM
Banned for being a commie.

Banned for liking Silent Hill(the movie that is)! Lol!

bobmc
07-31-2008, 12:14 PM
^^^Banned for prurient avatar extolling the virtues of metal music, for seducing BA to visit your profile page multiple times and not reporting the details here and for having a slim profile w/o profile pic and cutesy little meaningless trivia like me! :p:)

Dipper9
08-01-2008, 01:54 PM
^^^Banned for prurient avatar extolling the virtues of metal music, for seducing BA to visit your profile page multiple times and not reporting the details here and for having a slim profile w/o profile pic and cutesy little meaningless trivia like me! :p:)

^^^Banned for not surrounding yourself with half naked women in your profile pic!

bobmc
08-02-2008, 11:03 AM
^^^Banned for not following cindy's loftier life goals, the straight and narrow and for general dysfunction throughout his life. Earns points back for doing so, however! (as Aflac duck might say, "Hunh???? :confused::scratchchinhmm::cussing:)

OsEatAlEast
08-04-2008, 04:47 PM
Banned because I haven't banned anyone in six days and I felt the need to do so!

bobmc
08-05-2008, 03:51 PM
Banned because I haven't banned anyone in six days and I felt the need to do so!

Here - have a go at me after I kick your behind off the island right after you swim back to shore. You face the usual punishment after continuing with the bogus profile, w/o pic or prurient exculpatory descriptions of your sordid life. ;) As you have said already, "This is some funny stuff!"

OsEatAlEast
08-08-2008, 05:00 PM
Here - have a go at me after I kick your behind off the island right after you swim back to shore. You face the usual punishment after continuing with the bogus profile, w/o pic or prurient exculpatory descriptions of your sordid life. ;) As you have said already, "This is some funny stuff!"

Banned for any reference to reality tv, or of the vague reference to the iguana's of the Galapagos islands(always swimming back to shore right after Darwins research team threw them out to sea).

And doubley banned for expecting me to get off my lazy behind(funny since I am actually sitting) and create a better profile.:mwahaha:

bobmc
08-11-2008, 12:42 PM
^^^^What are you doing back here iguana-brain (http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Animals/Iguanas.html)? I thought I told you that you were Banned - what are you diurnal as well as slow to achieve? You keep reinforcing my love for Cristina Scabbia (eww that last name hurts! :eektf:) and not updating your profile, you lazy lout! Get out of here now! Don't return until you do something worthy of the OH. The brother and sister hood expect return on our investment, and you obviously are a slacker! Get a life (but elsewhere, unless you comply, dude!). ;):p:rofl: Got it? :cussing:

DREKTUNES
08-12-2008, 02:58 PM
^^^Banned for shredding poor OsEatAlEast.

ScottieBaseball
08-12-2008, 03:00 PM
^^^Banned for shredding poor OsEatAlEast.

^^^Banned for wireless technology ineptitude.

DREKTUNES
08-12-2008, 03:05 PM
^^^Banned for wireless technology ineptitude.

^^^^Banned for not offering to help. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.

itsernst
08-12-2008, 03:09 PM
^^^^Banned for not offering to help. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.

^^^^^Banned for not knowing anything about TV's as well as wireless ineptitude! Booyah Grandma!!!!!!!! :D

ScottieBaseball
08-12-2008, 03:13 PM
^^^^Banned for not offering to help. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.

^^^Banned for a lack of compassion for a man with a job-and-a-half, two active kids, and a bathroom that's 7/8's renovated. Shizzle! :D

DREKTUNES
08-12-2008, 03:17 PM
^^^^^Banned for not knowing anything about TV's as well as wireless ineptitude! Booyah Grandma!!!!!!!! :D

^^^^Banned for pretending to want to help, only to come back around and use the info as fuel for ridicule! Jeeeeeeeeeeeerk.


^^^Banned for a lack of compassion for a man with a job-and-a-half, two active kids, and a bathroom that's 7/8's renovated. Shizzle! :D

^^^^^^^^Banned for using fractions and your kids as excuses. Dayum. ;)

itsernst
08-12-2008, 03:21 PM
^^^^Banned for pretending to want to help, only to come back around and use the info as fuel for ridicule! Jeeeeeeeeeeeerk.


^^^^Banned for being the OH Martyr :D

bobmc
08-12-2008, 05:12 PM
^^^Banned for speaking the obvious truth about my boy, Chris, the OH Martyr. (His mother does not even admit it, Joylene is in denial and his music compadres continue to enable his....whoops, this is about iternst - WTF is that??:scratchchinhmm:) As Oseat says, "Banned doubly" for using an uninterpretable handle, one that exudes "geekness" and elitist double-entendres that weak brained underlings cannot understand! :cussing::wedge:

itsernst
08-12-2008, 05:22 PM
^^^Banned for speaking the obvious truth about my boy, Chris, the OH Martyr. (His mother does not even admit it, Joylene is in denial and his music compadres continue to enable his....whoops, this is about iternst - WTF is that??:scratchchinhmm:) As Oseat says, "Banned doubly" for using an uninterpretable handle, one that exudes "geekness" and elitist double-entendres that weak brained underlings cannot understand! :cussing::wedge:

^^^banned for hating my ungeekified (yeah its a word!) handle & making me out to sound like a disease :D...itsernst as in "who's that? oh....it's ernst" :D

DREKTUNES
08-12-2008, 05:22 PM
^^^Banned for speaking the obvious truth about my boy, Chris, the OH Martyr. (His mother does not even admit it, Joylene is in denial and his music compadres continue to enable his....whoops, this is about iternst - WTF is that??:scratchchinhmm:) As Oseat says, "Banned doubly" for using an uninterpretable handle, one that exudes "geekness" and elitist double-entendres that weak brained underlings cannot understand! :cussing::wedge:

^^^Banned for...ah, who am I kidding? I'm in Bobmc's sig! I rule!!!

bobmc
08-12-2008, 05:37 PM
^^^Banned for placing such a high regard for a senior slacker such as bobmc! :eektf:



^^^Banned for speaking the obvious truth about my boy, Chris, the OH Martyr. (His mother does not even admit it, Joylene is in denial and his music compadres continue to enable his....whoops, this is about iternst - WTF is that??:scratchchinhmm:) As Oseat says, "Banned doubly" for using an uninterpretable handle, one that exudes "geekness" and elitist double-entendres that weak brained underlings cannot understand! :cussing::wedge:

^^^Banned for misspelling itsernst and for not comprehending an "ungeekified" handle. :(:o;)

OsEatAlEast
08-12-2008, 05:47 PM
^^^Banned for placing such a high regard for a senior slacker such as bobmc! :eektf:




^^^Banned for misspelling itsernst and for not comprehending an "ungeekified" handle. :(:o;)

Banned for turning your back to the water and letting me pull you under!:mwahaha:

itsernst
08-12-2008, 05:57 PM
^^^Banned for placing such a high regard for a senior slacker such as bobmc! :eektf:




^^^Banned for misspelling itsernst and for not comprehending an "ungeekified" handle. :(:o;)

^^^^DittoBan! :D

ScottieBaseball
08-13-2008, 03:08 PM
^^^^DittoBan! :D

Banned for not coming up with his own reason to ban bobmc.

NewMarketSean
08-13-2008, 03:11 PM
Banned for not coming up with his own reason to ban bobmc.

Banned for quoting a poster I've never heard of in signature.

bobmc
08-13-2008, 03:18 PM
^^^Banned for returning to the old, worn out negative nellie, NMS (http://www.forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68759). The new and re-invigorated NMS was so much sweeter! ;):)

DREKTUNES
08-13-2008, 03:26 PM
^^^Banned for returning to the old, worn out negative nellie, NMS (http://www.forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68759). The new and re-invigorated NMS was so much sweeter! ;):)

^^^Banned for having such a LAME-O in his sig!

bobmc
08-13-2008, 03:32 PM
^^^Re-instated from Banned Status for properly identifying my lame-o signature line. Banned again for lame-o signature line of his own, however. :cussing:

NewMarketSean
08-13-2008, 03:38 PM
^^^Re-instated from Banned Status for properly identifying my lame-o signature line. Banned again for lame-o signature line of his own, however. :cussing:

Banned for not having a hot girl in avatar.

DREKTUNES
08-13-2008, 03:43 PM
Banned for not having a hot girl in avatar.

^^^Banned for egregious Bob-banning, and for not spelling his name correctl, so I always say it as 'seen.'

ScottieBaseball
08-13-2008, 04:04 PM
^^^Banned for returning to the old, worn out negative nellie, NMS (http://www.forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68759). The new and re-invigorated NMS was so much sweeter! ;):)

^^^ banned for not showing up at more Hangout Nights at they Yard.

What say you, sir!

DREKTUNES
08-13-2008, 04:07 PM
^^^ banned for not showing up at more Hangout Nights at they Yard.

What say you, sir!

I've shown up to plenty! That's what say I!!

And you, sir, are banned, for having a screenname that references a Yankee. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Mattingly) Oh, you called down the Thunder, boy.

And what, in turn, say you??

ScottieBaseball
08-13-2008, 04:11 PM
I've shown up to plenty! That's what say I!!

And you, sir, are banned, for having a screenname that references a Yankee. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Mattingly) Oh, you called down the Thunder, boy.

And what, in turn, say you??

^^^ Banned for failing to have set foot on a baseball field with me in the late-80's to early-90's when teammates gave me the nickname, stemming from 'Scottie B' and eventually evolving into 'ScottieBaseball'.

DREKTUNES
08-13-2008, 04:13 PM
^^^ Banned for failing to have set foot on a baseball field with me in the late-80's to early-90's when teammates gave me the nickname, stemming from 'Scottie B' and eventually evolving into 'ScottieBaseball'.

^^^^Banned.

For making up stories.

To Cover.

YOUR YANKEE FANDOM!!!

bobmc
08-14-2008, 08:34 AM
^^^Banned for covering for Joylene's Yankee adulation with some chimera about ScottieB, perhaps the quintessential Oriole fan! (*fistbump* for having bobmc's back continually and with fervor - such deeds can only be repaid in kind :clap3:)






^^^ banned for not showing up at more Hangout Nights at they Yard.

What say you, sir!

No excuse, SB! :o:( Truth be told, I have been away, on travel, moving pieces, pre-planned trips - but no excuses, I am guilty! :(

DREKTUNES
08-14-2008, 09:05 AM
^^^Banned for covering for Joylene's Yankee adulation with some chimera about ScottieB, perhaps the quintessential Oriole fan! (*fistbump* for having bobmc's back continually and with fervor - such deeds can only be repaid in kind :clap3:)



^^^Banned for fistbumping Scottie, which just confuses the poor fella. :D

ScottieBaseball
08-14-2008, 11:31 AM
^^^Banned for fistbumping Scottie, which just confuses the poor fella. :D

^^^ Banned for false accusations of Yankee sympathy. Are you sure your last name isn't McCarthy? :D

DREKTUNES
08-14-2008, 11:56 AM
^^^ Banned for false accusations of Yankee sympathy. Are you sure your last name isn't McCarthy? :D

^^^^Banned for covering up yer pinstripes, Pinstripe. ;)

Saintbird
08-14-2008, 03:40 PM
^^^^Banned for covering up yer pinstripes, Pinstripe. ;)

Banned for refering to...them.

DREKTUNES
08-14-2008, 03:45 PM
Banned for refering to...them.

^^^Banned for befriending and then banning me. Harsh.

Saintbird
08-14-2008, 03:50 PM
^^^Banned for befriending and then banning me. Harsh.

Banned for changing to an avatar that's worse than the one before! Serious burn!:mwahaha::D

Dipper9
08-14-2008, 04:01 PM
Banned for changing to an avatar that's worse than the one before! Serious burn!:mwahaha::D

^^^Banned for starting a thread for a game that is already in progress! :D

Saintbird
08-14-2008, 04:04 PM
^^^Banned for starting a thread for a game that is already in progress! :D

Banned for making me feel bad!:(:old5fan::002_ssad::D

DREKTUNES
08-14-2008, 04:12 PM
Banned for making me feel bad!:(:old5fan::002_ssad::D

^^^Banned for talking to Dipper. You're only gonna encourage him. :D

Saintbird
08-14-2008, 04:13 PM
^^^Banned for talking to Dipper. You're only gonna encourage him. :D

Banned for having a name like DrekTunes, even though it's extremely awesome.:D

DREKTUNES
08-14-2008, 04:26 PM
Banned for having a name like DrekTunes, even though it's extremely awesome.:D

Banned for banning me and then complimenting me, thereby confusing me. Which isn't hard.

Saintbird
08-14-2008, 04:28 PM
Banned for banning me and then complimenting me, thereby confusing me. Which isn't hard.

Your banned for not confusing me, which confuses me. So therefore I'm confusing myself by confusing you, when you're not confusing me! There, that is what I'm banning you for!

DREKTUNES
08-14-2008, 04:30 PM
Your banned for not confusing me, which confuses me. So therefore I'm confusing myself by confusing you when you're not confusing me! There that is what I'm banning you for!

Dude. :bangwall:

Why you gotta confuse the bald man?

^^^BANNED!!

Dipper9
08-14-2008, 04:43 PM
Dude. :bangwall:

Why you gotta confuse the bald man?

^^^BANNED!!

^^^Banned for encouraging others not to play with me. You are cut off el presidente. To paraphrase the soup nazi....No BEER for you! :cussing:

Saintbird
08-14-2008, 04:43 PM
Dude. :bangwall:

Why you gotta confuse the bald man?

^^^BANNED!!

You're banned, because you question me.:angryfire::D

Saintbird
08-14-2008, 04:45 PM
^^^Banned for encouraging others not to play with me. You are cut off el presidente. To paraphrase the soup nazi....No BEER for you! :cussing:

Your banned, because you used the word Nazi!:eektf::eek:

DREKTUNES
08-14-2008, 04:46 PM
Your banned because you used the word Nazi!:eektf::eek:

^^^^Banned for not liking Hogan's Heroes.

Saintbird
08-14-2008, 04:48 PM
^^^^Banned for not liking Hogan's Heroes.

You're Banned, because you just disgraced a very strong green man!

Dipper9
08-14-2008, 04:50 PM
You're Banned, because you just disgraced a very strong green man!

^^^Banned for saying you're a green man, inferring that you are either the Incredible Hulk or Yoda, and you, my friend, are not Yoda!

Saintbird
08-14-2008, 04:53 PM
^^^Banned for saying you're a green man, inferring that you are either the Incredible Hulk or Yoda, and you, my friend, are not Yoda!

Banned for reffering me to the Hulk, I'm actually a very well put together young man! Un-like some of us here! Oh serious burn!!!:mwahaha::D;)

DREKTUNES
08-14-2008, 04:54 PM
You're Banned, because you just disgraced a very strong green man!

^^^What? Banned for bringing me to this -

carrigan my wayward son
They'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary posts to rest
Don't you post no more BANNED!!

bobmc
08-15-2008, 09:22 AM
^^^Banned not for what ye have done but what ye are about to do - ya know for them manifold sins and wickedness which ye from time to time most grievously have committed by thought word and deed (or something like that!), specifically against Dip! :clap3::p

DREKTUNES
08-15-2008, 09:23 AM
^^^Banned not for what ye have done but what you are about to do - ya know for them manifold sins and wickedness which ye from time to time most grievously have committed by thought word and deed (or something like that!), specifically against Dip! :clap3::p

^^^I just...

...I can't...

...Dang.

Monkey.

:leaving:

bobmc
08-15-2008, 09:35 AM
^^^Banned for not sinning! :p (Oh and yes for using that tired "monkey" thing again.) :eektf:

TinCup
08-25-2008, 08:16 AM
^^^Banned for not sinning! :p (Oh and yes for using that tired "monkey" thing again.) :eektf:

Bob... it pains me...but as I toil away for Uncle Sam...afraid I must...

must ban ye anew for having way too much free time, for actually enjoying your retirement, for making us look at you now all the time courtesy of your avatar... relaxin'...chillin'......

rub it in why don't ya....



:clap3:

bobmc
08-25-2008, 12:48 PM
^^^Putting in the time I once did toiling for Uncle but earning the right to a fine retirement as I did! :D

Scrat1
08-25-2008, 01:23 PM
^^^Putting in the time I once did toiling for Uncle but earning the right to a fine retirement as I did! :D

Banned for retiring instead of continuing to work and sending me the money so I can spend it on Tasty Kakes, barbeque, and beer.

bobmc
08-25-2008, 05:35 PM
Banned for retiring instead of continuing to work and sending me the money so I can spend it on Tasty Kakes, barbeque, and beer.

Banned for eating and drinking healthy while on the job. Needs to chill more and enjoy life like Trems! :eektf:

btw - my last post was confused with the "Person Above You" thread. Senior moments are closing in on me more and more! :eektf:

Dipper9
08-26-2008, 12:22 PM
Banned for eating and drinking healthy while on the job. Needs to chill more and enjoy life like Trems! :eektf:

btw - my last post was confused with the "Person Above You" thread. Senior moments are closing in on me more and more! :eektf:

Banned for not yet starting the "bikiniarmstronggate" thread on the game board!

DREKTUNES
08-26-2008, 05:08 PM
Banned for not yet starting the "bikiniarmstronggate" thread on the game board!

^^^^Grrrr. Banned for banning the elderly. :D

J.D.
08-26-2008, 05:14 PM
^^^^Grrrr. Banned for banning the elderly. :D

^^^ Banned for somehow dragging me back into this thread.

DREKTUNES
08-26-2008, 05:15 PM
^^^ Banned for somehow dragging me back into this thread.

^^^^^^Banned for being a blog tease and for following me to threads. :D

OsEatAlEast
08-28-2008, 04:51 PM
^^^^^^Banned for being a blog tease and for following me to threads. :D

Banned for being a Matthew Sweet fan!

Pay no attention to the fact that I am one also! You're still banned!

DREKTUNES
08-28-2008, 04:53 PM
Banned for being a Matthew Sweet fan!

Pay no attention to the fact that I am one also! You're still banned!

^^^Banned for hating your own.

OsEatAlEast
08-28-2008, 04:57 PM
^^^Banned for hating your own.

Banned for replying Quickdraw McGraw style. It's like you had a sixth sense or something.:eek:

DREKTUNES
08-28-2008, 05:05 PM
Banned for replying Quickdraw McGraw style. It's like you had a sixth sense or something.:eek:

^^^Banned for slow posting. Slow poster. Slllllllllllllllooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww.

J.D.
08-28-2008, 05:22 PM
^^^Banned for slow posting. Slow poster. Slllllllllllllllooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww.

^^^Banned for turning down free football tickets.

blueberryale77
08-28-2008, 05:43 PM
^^^ Banned because I haven't banned anybody in a while.

J.D.
08-28-2008, 05:51 PM
^^^ Banned because I haven't banned anybody in a while.

^^^ Banned for attempting to triumphantly return to this thread.

Jagwar
08-28-2008, 09:34 PM
^^^ banned because I am severely frightened by your avatar.

(killer penguins... *shudder*... I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight)

bobmc
08-29-2008, 06:49 PM
^^^Banned for being a wuss - yep you heard it - a W U S S ! Deal with it! Afraid of a killer penguin? You put up with CT traffic, wannabe NYawkers, I95, 90, etc. and penguins???? :scratchchinhmm:

blueberryale77
09-23-2008, 10:36 PM
^^^^ Banned because everyone in Asheville is out of gas and I blame YOU! :rofl:

J.D.
09-24-2008, 12:17 PM
^^^^ Banned because everyone in Asheville is out of gas and I blame YOU! :rofl:

^^^ Banned for resurrecting this game.

OsEatAlEast
09-24-2008, 07:13 PM
All right! You're all banned for this thread still being on the same page as it was just before my hard drive went out two weeks ago!

SLACKERS!!!!

bobmc
09-29-2008, 02:18 PM
^^^Banned for removing Christina Scabbia (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mcbojit.com/pics/christina.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mcbojit.com/christina.php&h=384&w=512&sz=82&tbnid=boIy2odsMlkJ::&tbnh=98&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dchristina%2Bscabbia&usg=__F_ChvKLxDLGQGPRKx90q6PwDcQY=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&cd=1)'s pic from your profile; calling the pot black when you are one of the most outrageous slackers on the OH; for continuing this silly thread. :wedge:

blueberryale77
09-29-2008, 03:01 PM
^^^ Everyone with some celebrity chick in their avatar is banned for objectifying my gender! There, I just banned about 1/3 of the board all at once! Ah, the power! :rofl:

bobmc
10-04-2008, 11:29 AM
^^^Banned for non-gender specific obnoxity and overall neutral attitudes. We need some blueberryale pulchritudinousness and less BRob adoration. :mwahaha:*

* Point taken, however, for personal political incorrectness

Dipper9
10-14-2008, 05:09 PM
^^^Banned for non-gender specific obnoxity and overall neutral attitudes. We need some blueberryale pulchritudinousness and less BRob adoration. :mwahaha:*

* Point taken, however, for personal political incorrectness

^^^Banned just for the hell of it because I am in Pittsburgh, stuck in a hotel all week, and am a grumpy dude, and YOU are relaxing in your hot tub drinking Bahama Mamas!!

bobmc
10-17-2008, 06:33 AM
^^^Banned for not giving props to IC Lite, the best beer this side of Rolling Rock Green Light :laughlol:. Also, perpetually banned for not following through on the bikini nightmare like some did :eektf:. Hurry back to rainy Baltimore and meet Agent Orange and I at No Way Jose tonight. :beerchug1: