View Full Version : Questions Game
Whatss
08-29-2008, 06:56 PM
Okay this is an old forum troll game. I didn't see it on the board and well was concerned because to be a proper forum troll you had to have played this game once.
This is Questions. I start with the simple question... Would You Like To Play Questions? The next person must answer me with a question of his own.
Some players play with a foul scoring system...
Fouls can be called for:
statement: player fails to reply with an actual question
hesitation: player takes too long to reply or grunts or makes a false start
repetition: player asks a questions identical to or synonymous with one already asked this game (not match)
rhetoric: player asks a rhetorical question
non-sequitur: player responds with an unrelated question.
Really there won't be massive scoring but we will point and laugh at you if you mess it up.
You can't be a forum troll and not play this game...
I will start.....
Would You Like To Play Questions?
OttoNoveDieci
08-29-2008, 08:47 PM
Why would I want to play questions?
scOtt
09-05-2008, 05:32 PM
Why would I want to play questions?
Do you always answer a question with a question?
Dipper9
09-15-2008, 07:19 AM
Do you always answer a question with a question?
How else would you prefer that he answer?
Pedro Cerrano
09-15-2008, 09:22 PM
How else would you prefer that he answer?
Why are you getting up in his face about it?
Dipper9
09-16-2008, 06:35 AM
Why are you getting up in his face about it?
What business is it of yours?
What business is it of yours?
You want to take a chill pill bud?
PaulFolk
09-16-2008, 10:29 AM
You want to take a chill pill bud?
Where can I purchase a chill pill?
Where can I purchase a chill pill?
You ever heard of the internet?
PaulFolk
09-16-2008, 10:40 AM
You ever heard of the internet?
No, what's it like?
Dipper9
09-16-2008, 12:26 PM
No, what's it like?
Who you asking?
PaulFolk
09-16-2008, 02:28 PM
Who you asking?
Does it matter?
Dipper9
09-16-2008, 03:21 PM
Does it matter?
Do you even care?
OttoNoveDieci
09-16-2008, 08:18 PM
Do you even care?
What do you mean by "care"...?
What do you mean by "care"...?
What else could he mean?
Dipper9
09-16-2008, 08:49 PM
What else could he mean?
What am I, an idiot?
PaulFolk
09-17-2008, 11:12 PM
What am I, an idiot?
Do you really want an answer to that? :D
Dipper9
09-18-2008, 06:33 AM
Do you really want an answer to that? :D
How would you answer it?
Lefty0315
09-18-2008, 07:54 AM
How would you answer it?
What makes you think I would answer it?
Dipper9
09-18-2008, 08:23 AM
What makes you think I would answer it?
Who said I was talking to you?
Lefty0315
09-18-2008, 09:17 AM
Who said I was talking to you?
Why wouldn't you be talking to me?
Dipper9
09-18-2008, 04:39 PM
Why wouldn't you be talking to me?
Don't I have better things to do than talk to you?
OttoNoveDieci
09-18-2008, 06:23 PM
Don't I have better things to do than talk to you?
What could be better than talking to Lefty?
Dipper9
09-18-2008, 06:26 PM
What could be better than talking to Lefty?
Is Bikini around?
OttoNoveDieci
09-19-2008, 09:19 PM
Is Bikini around?
Is Bikini a round what?
Dipper9
09-21-2008, 11:14 AM
Is Bikini a round what?
Why don't you ask Drek if you wanna know?
OttoNoveDieci
09-21-2008, 02:00 PM
Why don't you ask Drek if you wanna know?
Is that something Drek would know?
Dipper9
09-22-2008, 07:02 AM
Is that something Drek would know?
Are you saying you don't know about Drek and Bikini?
OttoNoveDieci
09-22-2008, 07:48 PM
Are you saying you don't know about Drek and Bikini?
Isn't my previous question clear on this point?
Dipper9
09-22-2008, 11:13 PM
Isn't my previous question clear on this point?
Why don't you ask Drek and JD about it?
OttoNoveDieci
09-26-2008, 09:45 PM
Why don't you ask Drek and JD about it?
:scratchchinhmm: Why don't I ask Drek & JD about it?!?
Crazy O
09-27-2008, 04:42 PM
:scratchchinhmm: Why don't I ask Drek & JD about it?!?
WHy are you thinking out loud?
Dipper9
09-30-2008, 04:51 PM
WHy are you thinking out loud?
What would you rather he do?
Crazy O
09-30-2008, 07:34 PM
What would you rather he do?
Does it matter what he does?
Dipper9
10-01-2008, 12:22 PM
Does it matter what he does?
What are you asking me for?
Crazy O
10-01-2008, 07:20 PM
What are you asking me for?
Why did I respond to you?
Dipper9
10-02-2008, 07:14 AM
Why did I respond to you?
Don't you have better things to do?
sakata_catching
10-02-2008, 08:35 AM
Don't you have better things to do?
Can we reasonably assume that Crazy O has a better use for his time?
Dipper9
10-02-2008, 08:57 AM
Can we reasonably assume that Crazy O has a better use for his time?
Do you think we can assume ANYTHING with Crazy O?
sakata_catching
10-02-2008, 11:19 AM
Do you think we can assume ANYTHING with Crazy O?
Didn't your mother ever tell you what happens when you assume?
Dipper9
10-02-2008, 12:25 PM
Didn't your mother ever tell you what happens when you assume?
Can anyone make more of an arse out of themselves than Drek?
Pedro Cerrano
10-02-2008, 01:09 PM
Can anyone make more of an arse out of themselves than Drek?
No.
THREADKILLER!!!!!!!!!!
Dipper9
10-02-2008, 01:48 PM
No.
THREADKILLER!!!!!!!!!!
Why will you not help us JoBu?
Crazy O
10-02-2008, 02:24 PM
Why will you not help us JoBu?
Why is he anti-conformist....? hmmm....
sakata_catching
10-02-2008, 02:50 PM
Why is he anti-conformist....? hmmm....
Is he really an anti-conformist, or is he merely conforming to a contrarian paradigm?
Crazy O
10-02-2008, 03:10 PM
Is he really an anti-conformist, or is he merely conforming to a contrarian paradigm?
Is it possible for you to speak in english? :p
Dipper9
10-02-2008, 04:30 PM
Is it possible for you to speak in english? :p
Do you have something against Lenny Sakata?
Crazy O
10-02-2008, 04:55 PM
Do you have something against Lenny Sakata?
Why do you care?
Dipper9
10-02-2008, 08:49 PM
Why do you care?
Why shouldn't I care?
Crazy O
10-02-2008, 09:21 PM
Why shouldn't I care?
Are you not a random person over the internet?
longflyball
10-02-2008, 09:25 PM
Are you not a random person over the internet?
What if the internet were like the Matrix, and all you people were just computer programs?
Crazy O
10-02-2008, 09:42 PM
What if the internet were like the Matrix, and all you people were just computer programs?
But is it?
longflyball
10-02-2008, 10:08 PM
But is it?
Is there any way to know?
Crazy O
10-02-2008, 10:10 PM
Is there any way to know?
Why don't you give it some thought?
Dipper9
10-03-2008, 01:32 PM
Why don't you give it some thought?
Will thinking about it really make it better?
Crazy O
10-03-2008, 09:52 PM
Will thinking about it really make it better?
Why don't you figure it out yourself?
Dipper9
10-04-2008, 02:02 PM
Why don't you figure it out yourself?
Wouldn't an expert on the topic be a better person to do it?
Crazy O
10-04-2008, 02:19 PM
Wouldn't an expert on the topic be a better person to do it?
Do you not consider your self able?
Dipper9
10-05-2008, 04:17 PM
Do you not consider your self able?
Is it against some Maryland legislation for the Ravens to play offense? :cussing:
Crazy O
10-05-2008, 06:20 PM
Is it against some Maryland legislation for the Ravens to play offense? :cussing:
WHy don't you ask Matt effin Stover!!!!!!!!!!!!:angryfire:
Dipper9
10-06-2008, 06:42 AM
WHy don't you ask Matt effin Stover!!!!!!!!!!!!:angryfire:
Is he the old guy who used to be money but now cannot kick off into the end zone, cannot kick a field goal over 40 yards, and for two straight weeks has missed field goals in games where we lost by 3 points? :cussing:
sakata_catching
10-14-2008, 05:10 PM
Is he the old guy who used to be money but now cannot kick off into the end zone, cannot kick a field goal over 40 yards, and for two straight weeks has missed field goals in games where we lost by 3 points? :cussing:
So who's in Dipper's doghouse this week?
Dipper9
10-14-2008, 05:15 PM
So who's in Dipper's doghouse this week?
Am I allowed to destroy the entire team?
sakata_catching
10-14-2008, 06:14 PM
Am I allowed to destroy the entire team?
Would that really solve anything?
Dipper9
10-14-2008, 07:17 PM
Would that really solve anything?
Would it make anyone happy?
sakata_catching
10-15-2008, 10:50 AM
Would it make anyone happy?
Is happiness really something you can quantify?