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Hank Scorpio

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Hank Scorpio last won the day on July 24 2018

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About Hank Scorpio

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    Plus Member since 01/05
  • Birthday 4/3/1976

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  • Location
    The Hammock District
  • Homepage
    http://www.theonion.com
  • Interests
    Lacrosse, Drums/Music, Golf
  • Occupation
    Middle Management
  • Favorite Current Oriole
    Chance Sisco
  • Favorite All Time Oriole
    Gary Roenicke

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  1. Hank Scorpio

    Orioles bump up reporting dates

    Biggest takeaway from this thread for me? "Cruncha-tize me, Cap'n" is the slogan for Cap'n Crunch cereal.
  2. I couldn't WAIT to call a Senator a ******** ************. That's just me.
  3. Baaaaaaahahahaha you knucklehead.
  4. Hank Scorpio

    Which ex-Oriole would you have coach a current Oriole?

    I think Mike Bordick and Jim Palmer should wear sumo suits and have a straight up battle royale.
  5. Hank Scorpio

    Dempsey is helping Austin Wynns

    I have a gmail account solely to send emails to all my friends about how duckduckgoose.com is so much better.
  6. Hank Scorpio

    Dempsey is helping Austin Wynns

    Please please please upvote this post. It's magnificent.
  7. Hank Scorpio

    Dempsey is helping Austin Wynns

    Yeah I have no objection to any of this. Can we maybe get Sam Horn or Jim Traber to help Chris Davis?
  8. Hank Scorpio

    Dempsey is helping Austin Wynns

    Maybe he'll take him out boozin' and then they can sing some karaoke or something. I mean, who cares? It's not like Austin Wynns is on some trajectory to be some beast or something.
  9. Hank Scorpio

    Happy New Year to all my Friends

    A moment I'll never forget. You could hear people all around the office yelling in their cubes while they listened to the game. Maybe my favorite all time Joe Angel call... and that's saying something.
  10. Hank Scorpio

    Teams are asking about Bundy

    Alrighty... hey I'm all for it if they can get a decent return based on potential & service time.
  11. Hank Scorpio

    Teams are asking about Bundy

    I think given Bundy's age, service time and former prospect status, I'd give him a few months to try and raise his stock a little bit. At this point you'd be selling extremely low... what's the harm in waiting to see if he can regain some form before you trade him off?
  12. Hank Scorpio

    Normalcy

    Literally!!!!!!! If I'm not mistaken.
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