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About Hazmat

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    Plus Member Since 4/10
  • Birthday 8/4/1978

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  • Favorite Current Oriole
    Brian Roberts
  • Favorite All Time Oriole
    Cal Ripken, Jr.
  1. Or Jason Lakman, Juan Figueroa, Miguel Felix and Brook Fordyce. Or Trent Hubbard, Fernando Lunar and Luis Rivera. Or....
  2. I'm psyched for Paul's next article: "The 100 Most Significant Moments in Orioles History"
  3. Hazmat

    You guys were right about Gausman

    I have this problem regularly when visiting OH on my Apple devices but it seems to happen when I'm on the wireless phone network. I don't recall having the issue when I'm home on my Wi-Fi. I don't have the issue on any of the other sites I frequent.
  4. Hazmat

    Keegan Akin Debut Tonight

    Nah, there can be only one of him.
  5. Hazmat

    A Top Ten

    I would be ecstatic with the Minnesota Twins version of Brian Harper.
  6. Hazmat

    Apparently we're claiming everyone...

  7. Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat! Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened? Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision. Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done? Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
  8. Chain mail shirts made of mithril are now standard issue.
  9. Hazmat

    Whaddya think of Henry?

  10. Hazmat

    Cartoon Bird is BACK