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I was suspicious when she invited me to North Carolina to hang out. And - just to be clear - a woman's interest in me does make me suspicious.

Sadly, I thought it was my gender-based deconstruction of his/her screenname that ran her off. Now I find out s/he's just cheap.

There was more conversation than I care to admit to about her/ him, and his/ her gender. And she/ he invited me too, so I'm beginning to think it was some kind of slave trade/ butcher deal. Because, even though I am married to a lovely girl, I am made even more suspicious by interest in me. Drag. Heh.

Would love to know who "she" was, though....

So say we all.

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She invited you down there, too? Well she wanted me to do a "photo shoot" with her.

Wow, I thought I was special.

I would expect *many* similar comments... "We had a connection!"

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I would expect *many* similar comments... "We had a connection!"

Is it one of those things where you plan to go visit, but something suddenly happens, and she needs you to wire her several thousand dollars to pay for an emergency operation?

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I would expect *many* similar comments... "We had a connection!"

Well, s/he was very clear to me that she *wasn't* a stripper.

At which point I lost interest.

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Anybody ever see that Monty Python sketch where the comely lass beckons the mailman into a room suggestively, and locks him in, where he finds a room filled with mailmen, some who've obviously been there for ages?

Yeah. That.

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Anybody ever see that Monty Python sketch where the comely lass beckons the mailman into a room suggestively, and locks him in, where he finds a room filled with mailmen, some who've obviously been there for ages?

Yeah. That.

Well, that's because Monty Python are brilliant.

That said...hi-larious. I wonder which one of us would have been done in like Roy Hobbs?

Frobby doesn't know just how much he lucked out.

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Now I feel strangely inadequate for not rating an invite to Carolina ... as if I've been gorging myself on soy products.

Too much offal, one would suppose.

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Anybody think She/He/It is reading this now, giggling away, eating a bean burrito (EXTRA EVERYTHING), before going back upstarts to see mom?

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Hey guys, I'm a bikini model. Here, let me post some pics...

I checked out your profile after this post...

I was suspicious when she invited me to North Carolina to hang out. And - just to be clear - a woman's interest in me does make me suspicious.

Sadly, I thought it was my gender-based deconstruction of his/her screenname that ran her off. Now I find out s/he's just cheap.

Haha s/he invited me to meet up with her when she came to Salisbury. I told her I was in a relationship (not true) and she told me not to worry she wasn't interested in a relationship.

We should start a poll asking whether bikiniarmstrong was a boy or a girl. In fact...

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I checked out your profile after this post...

Haha s/he invited me to meet up with her when she came to Salisbury. I told her I was in a relationship (not true) and she told me not to worry she wasn't interested in a relationship.

We should start a poll asking whether bikiniarmstrong was a boy or a girl. In fact...

Don't bother. I'm pretty sure we all know it was a guy. We just had this weird unspoken code of conduct where we just winked and went along with it.

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