@Sports Guy about Twitter: " Son, we live in a world that has "X", and that "X" needs to be perused by men like me. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @RZNJ? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for @Can_of_corn, and you curse people like me. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that @Can_of_corn's desire to not get on "X", while tragic, probably saved you a ton of problems; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you time.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in "X" -- you need me in "X".
We use words like "ass munch," "jerkoff," "idiot." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very information that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you go to your keyboard and get on "X" yourself. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about me being on "X"!