I agree with this wholeheartedly.
The only "above average" play I can recall him making was he made a nice pick with the infield drawn in and a hot shot to his left. He didn't get the runner at the plate but that was not a play that is made every time.
Jordan Westburg showed me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. He impregnated her and she gave birth to our third son. And he's the best one of the bunch.
Means line for the night:
3 IP
1 H
1 R
1 BB
4 K
So a solid line at least.
As an aside, everyone in Norfolk's current lineup has an OPS over 1080. That's silly.