I never considered that folks would think my name is Jim. As for the novel, all 250 pages would be worth it if only for this:
Dixon was alive again. Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way; not for him the slow, gracious wandering from the halls of sleep, but a summary, forcible ejection. He lay sprawled, too wicked to move, spewed up like a broken spider-crab on the tarry shingle of morning. The light did him harm, but not as much as looking at things did; he resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. During the night, too, he'd somehow been on a cross-country run and then been expertly beaten up by secret police. He felt bad.
I know I thought your name was Jim for quite a while. That's by far the best description of a hangover I have ever read. I can totally relate to it, and yet it somehow makes me want to do whatever he did to get there. Kingsley Amis knows a bit about the drink. I remember sharing that quote with friends and possibly putting it on Facebook while I was reading the book.
A few that haven't been mentioned: A Handful of Dust (Evelyn Waugh); The Mezzanine (Nicholson Baker); Mailman (John Lennon — not the Beatle, incidentally). As a teenager, I thought John Barth's The Sot-Weed Factor was the funniest thing I'd ever read — and it's certainly of interest if you're from Maryland — but I suspect if I picked it up now, I wouldn't make it past page 30.
I had added it before the site crashed, but Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett is pretty ridiculous.
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore
I also love Big Trouble, but I've always been a bit too much of a Dave Barry fan for my own good.
Dave Barry was a reason, all on his own, to buy the paper.
I'm sure it was something by Terry Pratchett.
Anything by Dan Jenkins.
It's funnier if you've lived in Texas and funnier still if you went to TCU. Don't expect to be considered highbrow.
I saw he had a couple of mentions already but ditto on Terry Pratchett. His Discworld series is phenomenal.
The first thought that came to my mind was Candy by Terry Southern or his pseudonym Maxwell Kenton. As the resident DOM, I need a bit of erotica to soothe my synapses. Agree on Garp and enjoyed Portnoy's Complaint also.
You mentioning erotica got me thinking of a funny book that I had forgotten.
Sci-Fi writer Brian Aldiss wrote two semi-autobiographical books that are more then a bit raw in subject matter.
I own the first, Hand Reared Boy, but I have never found a copy of the volume 2 titled A Soldier Erect.
Hand Reared Boy is very amusing.
Since you said book and not novel, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max.
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