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Pierzynski's Letter to the Red Sox

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Wow: grab some popcorn, this is good! And you know what, I almost like him after reading this:

http://charmcitywire.com/aj-pierzynski-writes-diss-letter-to-former-red-sox-teammates-just-to-****-on-them/

Link fails. But if it is the "letter to his teammates" that was linked from some Red Sox site... I think it is not real. Just something someone made up about what they thought AJP would say.

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Some people are pretty slow on the uptake when it comes to satire. I loved the part about Pierzynski being incapable of growing a beard "due to an injury during a summer camp visit to a candy factory, when my pores were sealed with caramel."

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Some people are pretty slow on the uptake when it comes to satire. I loved the part about Pierzynski being incapable of growing a beard "due to an injury during a summer camp visit to a candy factory, when my pores were sealed with caramel."

You would think the whole thing about him writing to a poor Ugandan boy would give it away as a parody.

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