I'd like to announce to the world that right now I can't walk straight.
Keep this thread going and every time someone is drunk they can post in it. Should be amusing.
"What is Yuds? What IS Yuds? Yuds is an enigma wrapped within a contradiction, juxtaposed against a riddle. Or something like that." - BillySmith
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." - Tom Waits
"Do they see themselves in telescopes, listen, do you see yourself in me?" - Counting Crows
For the record, I told him to do this![]()
He was the black sheep. A permanent pariah. He asked no quarter of the bosses and none was given. He learned no lessons. He acknowledged no mistakes. He was as stubborn a Mick as ever stumbled out of the northeast parishes to take a patrolman shield. He brooked no authority. He did what he wanted to do and he said what he wanted to say. In the end, he gave you the clearances. He’s natural PO-lice.
For the record.... I just got home from my banjo lesson.... that's right... I'm taking banjo lessons... not any effete blue grass crap either... real frailing.... clawhammer, authentic banjo....
And I'm about half lit.... nothing like four our five glasses of chevas after a banjo lesson....
:-)
Maybe you can't walk, but your spelling and grammer are FLAWLESS!!!Originally Posted by yuds
I shall baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen and incessant quotations from "Now We Are Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric head. So there!
Really disappointed with that as well. He even correctly spelled you're in the thread title.Originally Posted by Why Not?
I'm not sure whether this thread should stay or not. But I'll defer to Tony. Since I'm closer to Yuds than I am the others here.
I post like I'm drunk when I really am sober.
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
You're like the anti-Yuds!Originally Posted by MChance
He was the black sheep. A permanent pariah. He asked no quarter of the bosses and none was given. He learned no lessons. He acknowledged no mistakes. He was as stubborn a Mick as ever stumbled out of the northeast parishes to take a patrolman shield. He brooked no authority. He did what he wanted to do and he said what he wanted to say. In the end, he gave you the clearances. He’s natural PO-lice.
I also like to flirt with 15 year olds at Camden Yards...Originally Posted by BustaJ2632
But I'd bet Yuds does that too. He and I are alike in some ways.
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
Owww, my head.
Btw, Chance and are alike in just about every way except for the fact that he is ripped and I"m only in the process of getting ripped.
As for my grammar, I wasn't going to spell badly on purpose. I took it very slow and used the backspace a few times. Who says I'm not a gentle drunk.
"What is Yuds? What IS Yuds? Yuds is an enigma wrapped within a contradiction, juxtaposed against a riddle. Or something like that." - BillySmith
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." - Tom Waits
"Do they see themselves in telescopes, listen, do you see yourself in me?" - Counting Crows
I GUARANTEE that i will not have a hangover tomorrow.........
BUt i should.,
I just won't.
I do have to got to the bathroom now. So time to POST!
He was the black sheep. A permanent pariah. He asked no quarter of the bosses and none was given. He learned no lessons. He acknowledged no mistakes. He was as stubborn a Mick as ever stumbled out of the northeast parishes to take a patrolman shield. He brooked no authority. He did what he wanted to do and he said what he wanted to say. In the end, he gave you the clearances. He’s natural PO-lice.
And Busta manages to write a drunk post with all great spelling and grammar too. An upper case letter where there shouldn't be and a comma after a period, but otherwise a wonderful drunk post. Very well thought through.Originally Posted by BustaJ2632
The legend lives on.
"What is Yuds? What IS Yuds? Yuds is an enigma wrapped within a contradiction, juxtaposed against a riddle. Or something like that." - BillySmith
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." - Tom Waits
"Do they see themselves in telescopes, listen, do you see yourself in me?" - Counting Crows
For the record, there was no hangover. Lots and lots of water. And there won't be tonight, but when you don't drink, that does tend to be the result.
He was the black sheep. A permanent pariah. He asked no quarter of the bosses and none was given. He learned no lessons. He acknowledged no mistakes. He was as stubborn a Mick as ever stumbled out of the northeast parishes to take a patrolman shield. He brooked no authority. He did what he wanted to do and he said what he wanted to say. In the end, he gave you the clearances. He’s natural PO-lice.
Someone has to do it...
I not as think as you drunk I am.
Someone would be proud. If I let my girlfriend post here (heh heh) she'd STILL be able to post HERE right now.
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