Post here when you're drunk

[Hank Scorpio]

Even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with ya honey, and everything will bring a chain of loooooooooooooooooooooove....

in the mornin when I rise, ya bring a tear of joy to my eyes, tell me everything's gonna be alright!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm canned.

[Mackus]

I sang karaoke last night for the first time at about 1:30am. The song: A**hole by Denis Leary. Nailed it.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

So I'm in motha F-in South Carolina for a wedding. I leave the bar with my friend and since we're in a small town with very few cabs we decide to walk home. At the beginning of the walk I see a small American flag laying on the ground, so I pick it up and carry it with me. About 20 minutes into the walk a cop pulls over and stops us. He takes our licenses and asks me where I found the flag. We cooperate, answer all of his questions, and he goes back to his car.

14 minutes and 2 more cop cars later we're told that we can keep on walking back to our hotel. We were grilled over and over about the flag and we kept hearing how far we were from home. No sh*t! I felt like we had just assissinated JFK. Are you kidding me? Why don't you just accuse me of raping your wife while you're at it? I was so pissed off, but all we could do was laugh.

We were told we'd get a ride home, but that never happened. So much for southern hospitality.

F*$%ing son of a mutha F*$%ing b#^!@ . I hate the south.

[cindyluvsbrady]

So I'm in motha F-in South Carolina for a wedding. I leave the bar with my friend and since we're in a small town with very few cabs we decide to walk home. At the beginning of the walk I see a small American flag laying on the ground, so I pick it up and carry it with me. About 20 minutes into the walk a cop pulls over and stops us. He takes our licenses and asks me where I found the flag. We cooperate, answer all of his questions, and he goes back to his car.

14 minutes and 2 more cop cars later we're told that we can keep on walking back to our hotel. We were grilled over and over about the flag and we kept hearing how far we were from home. No sh*t! I felt like we had just assissinated JFK. Are you kidding me? Why don't you just accuse me of raping your wife while you're at it? I was so pissed off, but all we could do was laugh.

We were told we'd get a ride home, but that never happened. So much for southern hospitality.

F*$%ing son of a mutha F*$%ing b#^!@ . I hate the south.

Your lucky not to be locked away..never to be seen again!

[Goober Noodles]

So I'm in motha F-in South Carolina for a wedding. I leave the bar with my friend and since we're in a small town with very few cabs we decide to walk home. At the beginning of the walk I see a small American flag laying on the ground, so I pick it up and carry it with me. About 20 minutes into the walk a cop pulls over and stops us. He takes our licenses and asks me where I found the flag. We cooperate, answer all of his questions, and he goes back to his car.

14 minutes and 2 more cop cars later we're told that we can keep on walking back to our hotel. We were grilled over and over about the flag and we kept hearing how far we were from home. No sh*t! I felt like we had just assissinated JFK. Are you kidding me? Why don't you just accuse me of raping your wife while you're at it? I was so pissed off, but all we could do was laugh.

We were told we'd get a ride home, but that never happened. So much for southern hospitality.

F*$%ing son of a mutha F*$%ing b#^!@ . I hate the south.

WOW! Funny they get so defensive about the flag when you picked it up off the ground in the first place. What a bunch of hick a-holes...

I tried 190 proof everclear last night. Holy cow. I've drank some heavy stuff including the 151 proof everclear, but wow, this is a whole 'nother level. I told myself I was going to take a shot straight just to say I did. Ow. That tasted like fire the second it was in my mouth. Hahahaha

AND NO HANGOVER! Hooray for 95% alcohol!!

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

WOW! Funny they get so defensive about the flag when you picked it up off the ground in the first place. What a bunch of hick a-holes...

I tried 190 proof everclear last night. Holy cow. I've drank some heavy stuff including the 151 proof everclear, but wow, this is a whole 'nother level. I told myself I was going to take a shot straight just to say I did. Ow. That tasted like fire the second it was in my mouth. Hahahaha

AND NO HANGOVER! Hooray for 95% alcohol!!

I hear gasoline is quite good too. Jesus, man.

[cindyluvsbrady]

I hear gasoline is quite good too. Jesus, man.

LOL !!!!!!

[2632]

I sang karaoke last night for the first time at about 1:30am. The song: A**hole by Denis Leary. Nailed it.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mackus again."

[blueberryale77]

$1 Miller Lites in a Skankee bar and O's givin up 12 runs makin me drunk... well actualy made me drunk. Now i'm home and debating whether to drink more or go to sleep so i can get up at the buttcrack of dawn and go work for the man tomorrow. Stupid O's are supposed to be our ESCAPE from the monotony of working for a living!

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

$1 Miller Lites in a Skankee bar and O's givin up 12 runs makin me drunk... well actualy made me drunk. Now i'm home and debating whether to drink more or go to sleep so i can get up at the buttcrack of dawn and go work for the man tomorrow. Stupid O's are supposed to be our ESCAPE from the monotony of working for a living!

The O's are our escape. It goes like this:

O's play
O's suck
O's fans drink
O's fans drink more
O's fans get ripped up
O's fans forget about the monotony of working for a living

[BustaJ2632]

It has been way too long since I posted in this thread. I have definitely been drunker, but I just wanted to check in and say hi to everyone. Trivia night (Quizzo up here in Philadelphia) busted our ass tonight. I can't deal with these Ivy League questions they're asking. And the one sports question they asked, they got completely wrong.

"Who set a Major League record by playing in his 1,308th consecutive game in August, 1943?"

I knew they meant Gehrig, but umm...he was dead by 1941. Dagger. They must have meant 1933, but they said 43 several times. Anywa we got it right but I was disappointed with the mistake.

Sorry I'm not drunker, I'll try to correct that in a future (very near future) post.

[AgentOrange]

Time to bring it on back! I am not as drunk as I would like to be to post this thread, but after sitting in that BS game, I deserve it dammit!

I got to hang out with Moose and watch him at work with the camera, he took some pretty cool shots that I am sure he is going to share with everyone...

Ah well, another night of O's Magic, whoopie!

[Pedro Cerrano]

Went to the game tonight and for the first time sat in a luxury box.

I am smashed with a capital S. Good night. BTw, it took me 5 tries to type this correctly, you all better love me for my effort to type gramatically correct!

Off to watch Prison Breka season 2 peace.

[rolliefingers]

Went to the game tonight and for the first time sat in a luxury box.

I am smashed with a capital S. Good night. BTw, it took me 5 tries to type this correctly, you all better love me for my effort to type gramatically correct!

Off to watch Prison Breka season 2 peace.

Only two minor typos. Nice work! This is a man who can handle his liquor, folks!

[Leitch]

On my way to work and wooo no just kidding haha or am I?