Last night I started by playing 6 games of 1 v 1 ruit. Then had a couple more bronsons and some crazy mixed rum drink in a zebra mug. Went out to a party with the zebra mug I took from another house and used it all night to refill from the kegs. Later on I see the girl whose mug it was, she claimed she was going to kick my ass. So I drunkenly told her to bring it on and that I could crush her. Surprisingly she accepted immediately put me in a headlock and tried to take me to the ground, but I slipped out of it and she fell on her ass then was too embarrassed to continue.
Corey: 1
Significantly larger girl: 0
Next thing I know I wake up in bed full and my heart really hurts. I look down and there's 21 dollars worth of sausage and green pepper pizza that I'd consumed. It literally felt like my heart was going to explode. Anywho all better now, probably do it again tonight.
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I Heart Miggy may have overtaken Goober Noodles as OH official drunk. Anyone second the motion?
I'm the juggernaut *****!!!!!!Originally Posted by TejadaTheyFall
YOUR AWAY MESSAGE SAYS PIWOW!!!!!!
And Mr. TejadaTheyFall, Corey (IHM) isn't even an abberation among my home friends. We do it real big and we do it often. Call it what you wanna call it...
Last edited by Icterus galbula; 09-23-2006 at 03:08 AM.
Drunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
So, it's Monday night. But I decided that Monday night would be theideal night to go out to ehthe bars. And that decision was the correc tonte. Jack and Cokes fill meup right....lto the tune of about 9 of them, plus a couple beers, a cran vodka, and a coupele jagerbombs. Mind you, I have class in a few hours. God I'm gonna miss this next fal;ll.
He was the black sheep. A permanent pariah. He asked no quarter of the bosses and none was given. He learned no lessons. He acknowledged no mistakes. He was as stubborn a Mick as ever stumbled out of the northeast parishes to take a patrolman shield. He brooked no authority. He did what he wanted to do and he said what he wanted to say. In the end, he gave you the clearances. He’s natural PO-lice.
If I didn't have to worry about other people's perceptions about me, I would totally make this thread look like amateur hour. Not one of you would compare to me. Oh well. Tonight I'm the epitome of sober. That won't be the case some other night this week.
Oh, don't let that stop you John, our perceptions of you aren't all that high anyways...
Seriously, though - what are you doing up at 3:03am if you were the "epitome of sober"?
I'm a night owl, not a morning person.
I had a nice night last night after my BSSC wiffleball league game. Went out to a bar for some flip-cup and decided I needed to do some shots of Jager because, well, it was Monday.
"Its 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it."
Strong words John, strong words. But if you want to come for the title of official OH drunk you best come stronger than that.
Too scared about people judging you to expose your true self? Weak sauce.
Does your resume identify you as "I Heart Miggy?"
Touche salesman
I Heart Miggy + BustaJ2632 > John-OH on any weekend night, no doubt. That includes Thursday, and I don't even know if IHM drinks Thursdays, but I'll cover him.....rails at cstone will take care of that. It Is On.
He was the black sheep. A permanent pariah. He asked no quarter of the bosses and none was given. He learned no lessons. He acknowledged no mistakes. He was as stubborn a Mick as ever stumbled out of the northeast parishes to take a patrolman shield. He brooked no authority. He did what he wanted to do and he said what he wanted to say. In the end, he gave you the clearances. He’s natural PO-lice.
Busta, you have nothing. My best Thursday at Cornerstone blows away any that you've ever had. Especially if you've never closed off an entire campus parking lot by yourself.
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