Post here when you're drunk

[Goober Noodles]

And in similar news, I just got back from leaving work on my lunch break to go buy her beer to bring to Senior Week, which I left in my trunk and she has to come pick up and get out of my car from my place of employment. I can't possibly foresee any part of this plan getting me in trouble

hahaha nice, nice.

I've been 21 for like a month and a half... and wow. It's been a blur. lol

I watched beerfest today at work (easiest job ever..) and wow, my new goal in life is to go to Germany for Oktoberfest.

[MikeAD]

Um, so after two really good perfomances, one must think

did we give up on Steve Kline too early?

[Lt Melmo]

seeing as i don't drink this is the closest i'll get to posting in this thread again

i had surgery a couple days ago and all i can say is painkillers

i'm gonna go find some crazy music so i have weird dreams

[tywright]

Sonuva***** Chris Ray ... back to the minors buddy

[BustaJ2632]

Hi....this thread needs a bump and I'm definitely still meeting the qualifications for posting here, despite being at work and despite it being past 10AM the next day.

[bobmc]

Hi....this thread needs a bump and I'm definitely still meeting the qualifications for posting here, despite being at work and despite it being past 10AM the next day.

How I remember the days at work, going out for lunch and returning hours later - blitzoid. Enjoy the day and the cojones that go with the territory!

[Hank Scorpio]

How I remember the days at work, going out for lunch and returning hours later - blitzoid. Enjoy the day and the cojones that go with the territory!

Oh, man.... I used to do this when I was schlepping mortgages a few years ago. We'd get to work, book 4 or 5 deals in the morning and then sit down at Peter's on Water Street and get after it for a few hours. Oddly enough, some of my more productive afternoons came while I was sh*thoused.

[bobmc]

Oh, man.... I used to do this when I was schlepping mortgages a few years ago. We'd get to work, book 4 or 5 deals in the morning and then sit down at Peter's on Water Street and get after it for a few hours. Oddly enough, some of my more productive afternoons came while I was sh*thoused.

Productive in what way? At least you're relaxed and stress free so good things can happen.

[Hank Scorpio]

Productive in what way? At least you're relaxed and stress free so good things can happen.

Bookin' deals, buddy!!!!!

I remember my boss saying, "I'm going to overlook the fact that you're drunk because you booked me 7 deals today."

For the record, I went back out after work and ended up sleeping under my desk. The next day I wasn't quite as productive... but I had lots of paperwork from the previous day anyway, so it worked out.

[Pushmonkey]

watching the yankees lose when drinking is fun stuff

[Bosibus]

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I seriously just had a laugh attack. Greatest Post Ever.

[Basegirl]

I see were doing drunk pictures now...OK. Here ya go, this is taken right after my ex showed up at my birthday party and I drank myself stupid. My friend had gone to get me another vodka tonic and came back with two champagne flutes filled to the top with straight rum saying -
OK, 3 things:
1. They're out of vodka.
2. Your ex is here
3. Here, drink these.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v3...nt=rumJPEG.jpg

I am said friend and I would like to point out that you did not want to go through this experience sober and if you recall correctly, you thanked me later.

[ledzepp8]

I seriously just had a laugh attack. Greatest Post Ever.

Wow, I honestly don't even remember that post. I must have been lit out of my freakin' mind.

[ledzepp8]

just Gort home fand Married With Children is ho n. Whore erembers how hot Kellwy Bue ndy was?

[ledzepp8]

If you could be half man havfl sausage , whi ch was whoud you prefere?