Post here when you're drunk

[ScottieBaseball]

Stewardess, can I help? I speak jive.

Easily one of the top 10 funniest movie moments ever. Wally and the Beav's mom speaking jive?!?! "Jus hang loose, blood..."

[Pedro Cerrano]

Easily one of the top 10 funniest movie moments ever. Wally and the Beav's mom speaking jive?!?! "Jus hang loose, blood..."

Surely you can be serious?!

[ScottieBaseball]

Surely you can be serious?!

I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.

[chad422]

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Pedro Cerrano]

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

[scOtt]

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home...

[Spoonless]

HAHA. Wrote this last night in here, but didn't hit "post." It was buried in my Firefox tabs:



OK, so I got out of work at 8, after much hard work (no really, lettering t-shirts for a living is hard work). Went to Miller's Crossing with the guys (gf not down for dinking toinght). 5 of us. 6 pitchers in an hour and a half. 1 for each ofus, 1 to split. Generous guysm, you know. Then off to Finnegan's Wake. I buy round of shots, and have a few gin&tonics.
haha did i type dinking? i meant drinking, but dhe might not be upp for dinking eithr. anywayssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
gin &tonics lead to something bartender said 'green wizard'? or 'green lizard>?" tasted like crap. think it was 151 with som eliquer i don't know. off to bOston billiards for some pool and booze. shot girls were hot. glad gf didn't come out. kinda. she hustles at pool. scratched on the 8 twice. dave goes 9-0 on the night. wouldve hadhinm both times. Headed to Murphy's. black&tans. put 'street fighting man' on th jukebox. had a mudslide on teh rocks or somthig. wit was good.
then we went to ri-Ra. apparently it was irish night for us. tehy have good food
if your'e not vegetraaian. tehn ou eat slad/. triedn to hit up johnny rockest rockets* but it was close. bought new beisbol glove. 20% odd. wanted teh rawlings but it was $70/ Mizuno was $50 plu had miggy in teh little booklet. like miggy uses this glove/ he prolly uses $180 version of it. s*** flyin out to catch grounders adn s**. don"t say s***( say poo. 'course maybe miggy is usin the $50 glove with his defense. nnot recently though.

gf called "you drunk" "nahhhhh" "you sure" "yeahhhhhh" "you ok?" "yeahhhhhhhh" "ok.......talk to you tomoeeow?" "yeahhhhhh...i love you babe" "love you too." that a sweet convo. i said what, like 6 words or something. she knew i was drunk. shoulda said so. i'm not that bad though. lying. i never lie. just about being drunk or someting. nothing important.

weird taking a cab everywhere. nobody wanted to dd.

chris home from the coast gurad fo w eek or so,. last time i heard from him h e was claling fme from a bar in mexico wicked drunk. for those folks not from the NE area, we still use 'wicked' get over it. pffffffft/

haha teh p'ost here when drunk for'u needs to be easier to find. maybe i should just bookmark it. i always forget to post, and never can find it. di d younght . licky you. i bet i fi hit spell check i can amuse myself foro a nother hour.

but i digress.

i hve a windo wfan on oa chair blowing hot air at me. i lost my psp. i wanted to opay socom before i pass out. ih wel. sorry to have kept oyou uo. goodnight. don't drink and drive
you drink and drive you lose.

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[chad422]

Canadiannn beer and wings are the cats pajamaas....yeah!

[DuffMan]

I'm drunks just got home from the game and mcyh cheek hurts. A yankee bum punched me in tha face at the end of the game. Wimpy punch though.

[ScottieBaseball]

ScottieBaseball is faced! I'm a member of Red Brick Station's Growler Club, and I polished off a jug of blueberry ale this evening. My thoguths? Watching Steve Mcnair tonight nearly took my breath away. Boller's stats looked good, but he was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo mechanical. Brian St. Pierre looked like Kyle Boller in his first game against the Steelers in '04.

[Mashed Potatoes]

Pooooooooop!!!!!!!!

[BustaJ2632]

Watching Steve Mcnair tonight nearly took my breath away.

You and me both. Great to see that.

My lack of substantial contributions to this thread lately bothers me. It is a situation I can and will remedy ASAP.

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

You and me both. Great to see that.

My lack of substantial contributions to this thread lately bothers me. It is a situation I can and will remedy ASAP.

I've made no substantial contributions to this thread at all, so I'm remedying that now. I officially think women suck.... and not in a good way. They all say that men are a-holes and that they want a nice guy. That's total BS. Women all love the a-hole. They are always attracted to the guy that treats them like crap. What is that about? I'm not sure I could every be a full fledged a-hole, but I might at least start down that path.

On a side note, car bombs are incredible. The person who invented them should get the Nobel. Nothing gets me slurring like a few car bombs. Let's all raise a glass to this wonderful invention!

P.S. I know I'm a nerd because I keep checking my grammar and spelling. It's almost 4am for god sakes, why do I care? Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! Oh well, I'm a nerd. Oooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[BillySmith]

You know what is so funny is when you're out on the golf course by yourself, playing hooky from work, and you imagine that the housewife in the house overlooking the 3rd green sees you and comes out and invites you in for crazy -- relations. It's so funny when that happens.

[yuds]

You know what is so funny is when you're out on the golf course by yourself, playing hooky from work, and you imagine that the housewife in the house overlooking the 3rd green sees you and comes out and invites you in for crazy -- relations. It's so funny when that happens.

NO WAY! The legend that is BillySmith is hammered! Rock on!

And get it on with that woman from the house on the 3rd green! YEAH!