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  1. 05-01-2012 01:00 PM #241
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    You know what's bad is when you go and you are sitting in there so long that the timer for the bathroom light finally goes out because no one has come in or out, so you are then left on the pot in the pitch black. Yup that just happened to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewochs615 View Post
    You know what's bad is when you go and you are sitting in there so long that the timer for the bathroom light finally goes out because no one has come in or out, so you are then left on the pot in the pitch black. Yup that just happened to me.
    Quit going to Taco Bell for lunch and you won't be in there for so long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanfran327 View Post
    Quit going to Taco Bell for lunch and you won't be in there for so long.
    it was my morning Coffee and Chick fil a. lol
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    Ugh that reminds me I hate chik-fil-a's coffee. The worst combination for me is McDonald's breakfast and coffee. Gets me every time.
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    Let's start a list of things that, uh, speed up our process:

    -Outback Kookaburra Wings
    -Buffalo Wild Wings
    -Taco Bell
    -TGI Fridays
    -Applebees (probably the worst)
    -Maryland Dining Hall breakfast
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro Cerrano View Post
    Let's start a list of things that, uh, speed up our process:

    -Outback Kookaburra Wings
    -Buffalo Wild Wings
    -Taco Bell
    -TGI Fridays
    -Applebees (probably the worst)
    -Maryland Dining Hall breakfast
    I should probably just eat a Wendy's Baconator on the toilet. Better yet, I should just order the sandwich and throw it in the toilet. Cut out the middle man.
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    Haha Jim Gaffigan.

    "There's instructions on a hot pocket? It should just say take out of box, place directly in toilet."
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  8. 05-03-2012 12:19 PM #248
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro Cerrano View Post
    Haha Jim Gaffigan.

    "There's instructions on a hot pocket? It should just say take out of box, place directly in toilet."
    Diarhea pockets!

    Another homerun, Bill. Not as good as your "By Menen", but still pretty damn good.
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  9. 05-11-2012 01:58 PM #249
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro Cerrano View Post
    Let's start a list of things that, uh, speed up our process:

    -Outback Kookaburra Wings
    -Buffalo Wild Wings
    -Taco Bell
    -TGI Fridays
    -Applebees (probably the worst)
    -Maryland Dining Hall breakfast

    Chipolte
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewochs615 View Post
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    It doesn't help matters when I add extra Tobasco after each bite. By the time I get to the bottom of the burrito, my bottle is half empty!
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    The Chipotle Hot salsa usually does the trick, while not that hot going in, it sure is coming out.....
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    5 Hour Energy is like a straight up laxative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaltBird 24 View Post
    Am I the only one who can't, ummmmm, 'perform' #2 in a public bathroom? I have no problem taking a leak anywhere, but #2 is a much more personal matter. I like to do it in the comfort of my own home, and only the comfort of my own home.
    I just found this one odd since Jason was/is a prison guard....
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    We shower at work as well so the only real taboo is blowing it up when someone's in the shower. Time and logistics don't always allow this though. It may get laughed about for a day but it's a head for Christ's sake. It gets used. Often.

    This is one of the all time great OH threads though. Hysterical what goes through people's brains when they have to take a dump.


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    Held one for 4 HOURS on Sunday morning because I didn't want to use the church john, or the grocery store one, or the Sunday school one. So I waited from the time we left home until we got home to relieve the pressure. And oh boy what a relief it was!
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