This happened two days ago at work ... layout of the bathroom is: doorway -> urinal -> regular stall -> handicapped stall. I always go for the extra legroom if both stalls are open. So the other day I walk into the bathroom, see both stall doors open, and start to walk toward the last stall. As I reach the mid-point of where the two stalls meet, I see pants on the floor, a hairy leg, and a conveniently placed book. I stopped dead in my tracks, whirled around, and walked back out of the bathroom without pausing.


Who sits and reads on a toilet at work WITHOUT CLOSING THE STALL DOOR?!


I hesistate to think how much worse it would have been if he hadn't been reading ...