Going to the bathroom at work

[Deez]

Back in college, I had to run to the can in the middle of Spanish class. To this day, me and a couple of classmates, now always refer to the act as "****ar".

[CrimsonTribe]

Am I the only one who can't, ummmmm, 'perform' #2 in a public bathroom? I have no problem taking a leak anywhere, but #2 is a much more personal matter. I like to do it in the comfort of my own home, and only the comfort of my own home.

Come on man, while I prefer the home front, there's nothing like dropping a bomb in foreign lands.

[RustyMcNail]

We have a VP in my office who will not only NOT give a courtesy flush, but I do believe he is actually trying to force it out louder and faster as some type of freakish power play. I mean what kind of guy actually wants you to hear their bodiliy functions? All the while trying to maintain a conversation with those cringin and running for the door.

It really creeps me out...

Roll a cherry bomb under his stall door. That should scare the poop out of him.

[bgfield]

3. Sitting on the can when some guy gets into the stall next to me. Next thing I hear is he shuffling a deck of cards. Then a hand appears under the stall and he says pick a card. Are you kidding me! Like I want to see card tricks then.

Holy crap I am definitely going to try that one day!!

[bgfield]

I used to get major stagefright at public restrooms. I would avoid them like the plague. Never went in school, and at that point in my life I'd never had a job so it never came up there. I unfortunately had to confront my fear during a movie though. The large soda I'd purchased had went straight to my bladder which was bulging to the size of a basketball. I quickly retreated to the bathroom and there was what seemed like an entire family in there. The stall was occupado, so I walked out of the bathroom, flustered. When the family left, I went back in, and sat at the urinal for a good ten seconds waiting for the water to start flowing. No good. I kept trying to will it out, and then a little kid comes in and takes the urinal right next to mine. Then he looks at me and checks out my equipment...

I zip up, go into the stall which is now free, and the next 20 seconds were some of the best of my life.

[erb8472]

Then he looks at me and checks out my equipment...

I zip up, go into the stall which is now free, and the next 20 seconds were some of the best of my life.

That's when you scream as loud as you can the line from Waiting.

"STOP LOOKING AT MY D$*&"

[bigloe]

I just got back from the crapper. I pity the next person in there. That bathroom may never be the same. I now know how Bart Scott felt when he sacked Big Ben and destroying someone!!

[erb8472]

I try to take a duece a day at work. If you aren't on city water then why cram up your own septic.

[Hank Scorpio]

Here is an unfortunate scenario :

For whatever reason, you have to urgently deuce at work. You walk into the bathroom, take a look, and you have a full house. Man that sucks. What do you do? Hang out in the can until someone yields their position? Go back to your desk and think happy thoughts for 5 minutes, then walk BACK to the can while everyone wonders what the hell is going on with you?

This is the quandary that I'm currently dealing with. Walking back in there will not be a pleasant experience. Thank god I downloaded Tetris to my phone.

[twoBshorty]

This doesn't really qualify as work, since it's in my campus apartment, but I walked in after class to find the upstairs toilet full of paper. I flushed it. It nearly overflowed. So I went downstairs to use the other bathroom. Toilet paper in that one, too! Fortunately, that one wasn't clogged. Somebody just didn't flush, for whatever retarded reason. So I used that one, then got the plunger and went back upstairs. This really gets my goat. Who is so full of themselves that they can't be bothered to plunge the toilet when they clog it? Do they not know how? It is really not that complicated. I mean, yeah, of course I want to spend my 45-minute lunch break unclogging someone else's crap and toilet paper!

[MChance]

Here is an unfortunate scenario :

For whatever reason, you have to urgently deuce at work. You walk into the bathroom, take a look, and you have a full house. Man that sucks. What do you do? Hang out in the can until someone yields their position? Go back to your desk and think happy thoughts for 5 minutes, then walk BACK to the can while everyone wonders what the hell is going on with you?

This is the quandary that I'm currently dealing with. Walking back in there will not be a pleasant experience. Thank god I downloaded Tetris to my phone.

I'm a talent when it comes to holding it in. So I just hoof it up to the next floor and hope along the way that it's not another full house!

[Hank Scorpio]

I'm a talent when it comes to holding it in. So I just hoof it up to the next floor and hope along the way that it's not another full house!

Yeah, I ended up going down to the 3rd floor, which is not occupied. Much more pleasant in there.

[MChance]

Why is it so awkward seeing a superior in the bathroom? I'd much rather run into someone at my level than a manager.

[The Wedge]

Why is it so awkward seeing a superior in the bathroom? I'd much rather run into someone at my level than a manager.

I could venture at several reasons, but I think one of the main reasons is a sense of vulnerability in the bathroom. I don't particularly want my boss "getting a whiff," or possibly seeing them doing something hygienic related.

[Crazysilver03]

At University of Delaware, I run into the problems. I am an RA so technically my job is to live in the residence halls.

I hate the stupid freshman that dont lift up the damn seat and pee all over the seat.

And, as someone mentioned earlier, when the custodian cleans the bathroom, I am in there the minute the toilet seat dries.

My favorite article ever came out 2 months ago, when someone published the Top 5 Best and Worst public toilets at UD in the Review.

It was hilarious and disgusting at the same time. I actually spent one days walking through all the administration buildings to find the best toilets in case I was on that side of campus and wasnt going to get back to my dorm room.