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    Quote Originally Posted by BaltimoreTerp View Post
    Ray, pretend for a moment I know nothing about engineering, metallurgy, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.
    ...what about the Twinkee?

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    The walls in the 53rd precinct were bleeding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TGO View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rshackelford
    Well, duh. Did you ever see any white beans or black beans in it? Any brown beans or red beans? Any Mexican beans? Any re-fried beans? Nope. Face it, it's a *very* one-color recipe, bean-wise. They don't even try to hide it. Just look at the name. Did you just land from Mars or someplace? I don't see why this is news to anybody.

    People *say* color doesn't matter, but all you have to do is actually *look* at a green-bean casserole with your own eyeballs to see that it's not really true. And it's right there, all through suburbia, every single Thanksgiving, year after year. And then, when you just point out the obvious, there's always some angry types who get all indignant and snippy with you about it, like it's not true or something, even though it really is.

    Don't get me wrong, I think everybody should eat what they like. So, before somebody decides I'm some kind of wacko-lefty, I do *not* believe in bean-quotas, nor do I think we should have to deal with The Bean Police. But I don't think it should be used as a wedge issue either. We should all be mature enough to at least admit it. It may not be pretty, but it's just casserole.
    This quote came from a different thread. It is being taken completely out of context. The context was that we were discussing the parallels between Ty Cobb and green-bean casserole. I'm sure it will make more sense now.

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    She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers...FOUR FEET above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws!

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    This is kind of the thread for "out of context." Just go with it, man.

    Oh, and "You want him to chop me up and feed me to the poor?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaltimoreTerp View Post
    She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers...FOUR FEET above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws!
    Ray. When some one asks you if you are a God...
    You...say...YES!

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    When someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Wow that was weird.

    Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

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    Egon...you said crossing the streams was bad.

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    Ray, when somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaltimoreTerp View Post
    Ray, when somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
    No chance we all randomly posted the exact same line within 5 minutes of one another.

    No way...

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    Hello. I'm Peter. Where are you from? Originally...

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    Imagine life as you know it ending instantaneously and all the molecules in your body exploding at the speed of light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burds13 View Post
    No chance we all randomly posted the exact same line within 5 minutes of one another.

    No way...
    Well, it IS the best line in the entire movie

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    No offense guys, but I gotta get my own lawyer.

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