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02-02-2008 01:23 AM #316
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
02-02-2008 01:44 AM #317
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
02-02-2008 03:48 PM #318
It's not armed robbery if the gun isn't loaded.
02-03-2008 09:12 PM #319
The honey the hive could be holding
For there's weak winged young sparrows that starve in the winter
Broken young children on the wheels of the winners
And the sixty-eight summer festival wallflowers are thinning
02-03-2008 11:18 PM #320Plus Member since August 2008
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If this team doesn't change direction we'll end up where we're going.
02-03-2008 11:46 PM #321
Cottage cheese is a formidable opponent. And you throw like a girl.
02-04-2008 12:35 AM #322
If you look closely, you can see the exact moment his heart broke...
02-04-2008 04:56 AM #323
I like butter tarts.
02-04-2008 07:18 AM #324
Slow down sir! You're going to give yourself skin failure!
02-04-2008 07:36 AM #325
I live in the state of Inertia.
02-04-2008 11:57 PM #326
02-05-2008 10:00 AM #327
Uh, Strap? God wants you on the floor.
02-05-2008 12:45 PM #328
Oh, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!!!!
02-05-2008 12:54 PM #329
Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the phony king of England
A pox on the phony king of England!
02-05-2008 12:57 PM #330
But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... Oh, I've wasted my life.