I told you this was going to be a ride!

[scOtt]

Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

[The Wedge]

K
Sorry.....
I had 0 intention of upsetting you!

That's the other thing that needs to be pointed out to you...if someone points something out to you? That doesn't mean they're upset at you.

[scOtt]

That's the other thing that needs to be pointed out to you...if someone points something out to you? That doesn't mean they're upset at you.

Yeah really! We ALL love you Cindy. Nobody's against you. Ever.

[scOtt]

It's a messageboard. We mix it up.

[Jimbo81]

Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To hear what it's all about, perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

[scOtt]

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

[The Wedge]

Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don't have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest of my life. But you know what happened the very next week? My momma died. Hell, after that, I didn't care no more about my balls hurtin'. You see what I'm gettin' at?

[scOtt]

Breaking up is hard to do.

DON'T TAKE YOUR LOVE...

[The Wedge]

I don't want to lose your love tonight, I just wanna use your love tonight.

[VThokies]

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

[scOtt]

I don't want to lose your love tonight, I just wanna use your love tonight.

The musical term is "riffing." Off one another...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSDKxR5YkT4

[weams]

"We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality."

[VThokies]

Thank you, Stuart! Latest talk is that David Robinson is over the hill. But in my book, you gotta get to White Castle before the weirdos show up! Tonight at the Alamodome, he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle! Sweet Sassy Molassey! Break out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown as the Spurs beat the Heat, 86-79! Stuart!

[Flip217]

"Son, you're not just telling us what we want to hear, are you?"

"No sir."

"'Cause all we want to hear is the truth."

"Oh - well then, I guess I am telling you what you want to hear."

"Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?!"

"Yes sir."

"Okay, then...."

[weams]

That's why Roger Podacter is dead. He found Captain Winkie.