A nice hot coffee on a cool morning!
Sitting on a deer stand as the sun rises and the woods come to life.
That is the funniest thing I have ever read...Originally Posted by square634
On a side not to this. One of my best friends and I went to a Ravens preseason game and to give you a little back ground on my friend, he is funny as well. Very sarcastic kinda funny.
Anyways, he has a GF who is kinda outta touch with common sense.
Here is her question:
"Where are the yellow lines?"
His response:
"Oh, they don't do it for the preseason games, it cost too much to get the guys to do it."
Her reply:
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Virtual Reality" is not some super-duper SFX for games... it's what most of us are already living right now. Quick: look around you, whereever you are... of the stuff you see, how much of it do you know what it really is, how it's made, what it's made of, etc.? For most of us, the answer is "not much". It's just there and we take it on faith...That is the funniest thing I have ever read...
On a side not to this. One of my best friends and I went to a Ravens preseason game and to give you a little back ground on my friend, he is funny as well. Very sarcastic kinda funny.
Anyways, he has a GF who is kinda outta touch with common sense.
Here is her question:
"Where are the yellow lines?"
His response:
"Oh, they don't do it for the preseason games, it cost too much to get the guys to do it."
Her reply:
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Baseball statistics are always trying to mislead you, and it is a constant battle not to be misled by them." (Bill James)
"Now, how the [bleep] am I supposed to hit that?" (Mickey Mantle in the batters box, talking to Sandy Koufax's catcher)
Mom's Chicken Salad.
HOME RUN.
Holding a small kitten.
They are so sweet!
Banana Republic outlet when you have a coupon for 20% off your entire purchase of 100 or more.
I LOVE IT!
Playing fetch with my cat is pretty fun. Okay, she won't bring the toy back like a dog, forcing me to walk over to where I threw it and pick it up to throw it again, but at least she runs after it. And she could probably clear ten feet in the long jump.
Let me get this straight: you play fetch "with" your cat... but you're doing both all the throwing and all the fetching? Is that right?
Sounds like, if your cat was a baseball player, she'd play "1B coach" ;-)
"Baseball statistics are always trying to mislead you, and it is a constant battle not to be misled by them." (Bill James)
"Now, how the [bleep] am I supposed to hit that?" (Mickey Mantle in the batters box, talking to Sandy Koufax's catcher)
My cat can't be bothered with trivialities like "fetch." She has more important things to do, like sleep on top of every conceivable usable surface. If you drag a string around for her to play with, she'll give you a bored "WTF?" look and go back to sleep.
She's very arrogant and she only gets cuddly when she's cold or wants to be fed. Then you're the most amazing person on the planet. But damn, I love that cat. I fly home for break on Monday and I can't wait to see her. I keep her picture as my cell phone wallpaper, but it's just not the same.
Yeah, I know, it's a pretty prima donna thing of her to do. Making me do the throwing and the fetching. But it keeps her active so she doesn't become a lazy bum like twoBshorty's cat.And the cat at my parent's house, for that matter. She will chase a string for about five seconds before she remembers that she's too good to play with you.
Heres to a week away from dealing with whiny immature high school freshmen!
awwww.I love cats!!!
I keep a pic of my cat on my cellphone cover too!!My cat can't be bothered with trivialities like "fetch." She has more important things to do, like sleep on top of every conceivable usable surface. If you drag a string around for her to play with, she'll give you a bored "WTF?" look and go back to sleep.
She's very arrogant and she only gets cuddly when she's cold or wants to be fed. Then you're the most amazing person on the planet. But damn, I love that cat. I fly home for break on Monday and I can't wait to see her. I keep her picture as my cell phone wallpaper, but it's just not the same.
She is my princess!!!
I liked Churchill's quote: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Yeah, I know, it's a pretty prima donna thing of her to do. Making me do the throwing and the fetching. But it keeps her active so she doesn't become a lazy bum like twoBshorty's cat.
"Baseball statistics are always trying to mislead you, and it is a constant battle not to be misled by them." (Bill James)
"Now, how the [bleep] am I supposed to hit that?" (Mickey Mantle in the batters box, talking to Sandy Koufax's catcher)
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