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05-09-2012 12:39 PM #181
Do you think Chipotle feels left out of the Mother's Day themed menu craze?
05-09-2012 01:29 PM #182
Why does this one swan hang out in my yard with the resident geese? The other swans stay in the water.
My dog cares not, chasing all intruders from the lawn, indiscriminately eating waterfowl poop.
06-01-2012 12:55 PM #183
I am always hot by nature, but my office is absolutely FREEZING today! I could cut glass with my nipples!
06-01-2012 12:57 PM #184
Time for a Back to the Future remake.
06-04-2012 12:22 PM #185
Why does the "chicken" in Chinese food taste like no other chicken I've ever had in 38 years?
06-04-2012 12:26 PM #186
I woke up 10 minutes before my alarm clock was set to go off this morning. So I underslept.
06-04-2012 12:36 PM #187
06-04-2012 01:12 PM #188
06-05-2012 02:54 AM #189
You people need to start "scheduling" your snooze button. Mine waits 9 minutes... 5 times. That's 45 minutes I know I can lounge around bed and fall back asleep and DREAM, 5 times.
Makes getting up pretty easy. And this from the latest owl in the parliament....
06-08-2012 11:23 AM #190
I had no idea you guys were talking about sleep in here, just came by to say I had a dream Josh Hamilton was murdered.
07-19-2012 01:53 PM #191
Every time I see some super-hyped movie come along and people talk about how they're going to go see it, especially if it's at midnight so they seem cooler, I think of a particular scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian....
07-19-2012 06:29 PM #192
I am right-handed, but I peel oranges and deal cards left-handed
07-20-2012 12:04 AM #193
07-20-2012 11:00 AM #194
Cucumbers are trolls. Turn to prehistoric ooze at the drop of a hat just to TROLOLOL you. Oh, you put us in the fridge? Whatever. You mad, bro?
So yesterday I said, fine. I will turn all of you bastards into pickles right GD now.
07-24-2012 04:13 PM #195
I like to make bubbles in the bottom of the shower!