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    How badass would it be to go to Morton's and order a brontosaurus burger?

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    It should be required by law: All reality tv shows should have a web app/phone app that shows all people currently in the scene. Viewers can click on whomever is annoying them the most. Should some annoyance tipping point be breached, the show stops, and out of a cloud of smoke appears Mike Tyson who proceeds to punch the offending person in the face. Call it The Tyson Reality Check, it keeps TV real and real people off TV.

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    I farted while walking up the steps today and my wife yelled "What?" from the other room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyBirdland View Post
    I farted while walking up the steps today and my wife yelled "What?" from the other room.
    Jet propelled baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyBirdland View Post
    I farted while walking up the steps today and my wife yelled "What?" from the other room.
    Aw you're just talking out your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyBirdland View Post
    I farted while walking up the steps today and my wife yelled "What?" from the other room.
    Achievement unlocked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Austin View Post
    Achievement unlocked.
    I laughed out loud at this. Spread rep, blah blah.

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    Why is it that I only shiver while I am peeing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dipper9 View Post
    Why is it that I only shiver while I am peeing?
    So you're the guy who eats fire and pisses ice cubes.

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    And send, that is the WEEKEND! Ya dog! Time to crack the BUBBLY! Don't mind if I doo-zie.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyBirdland View Post
    And send, that is the WEEKEND! Ya dog! Time to crack the BUBBLY! Don't mind if I doo-zie.

    Cool it Broseph. Some of us are in a different time zone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyBirdland View Post
    And send, that is the WEEKEND! Ya dog! Time to crack the BUBBLY! Don't mind if I doo-zie.

    Is a gentleman with a brostache invited to this party??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanfran327 View Post
    Is a gentleman with a brostache invited to this party??????
    My roommate downloaded all those apps onto his phone and now plays them in time with the commercial whenever it comes on. Sometimes in the middle of the night I'll just hear a "Yeah dog!" from the other room. It's one part annoying, one part hilarious, sometimes I can't decide.

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