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    The Bizarro Endorsement

    Endorsements are usually positive things. However, if an endorsement comes from the wrong source, it can actually hurt the overall credibility of the point. For instance, it doesn't really help Paris Hilton if Brittney Spears says that Paris is super smart. In that case, the average person hearing the endorsement just goes "yeh, whatever, that makes me even less inclined to believe it".

    I'm advocating a game where we count up these bizarro endorsements like the game where you spot dogs while driving. First one to post a sighting that is affirmed as a genuine Bizarro Endorsement gets a point. No need to sign up. Just post your sighting as a new post with a link and you're in the game.

    Rules
    1. First one to 20 wins
    2. I'm the ultimate arbiter on whether a sighting makes the cut (my game, my rules, but I won't play obviously since I'm the judge)
    3. The funnier you make the sighting, the better chance you've got of getting a point. Bonus points may even be awarded for high levels of hilarity (Wedge that means you).
    4. I'll edit this post to keep count of the standings.
    5. Prize for winner is TBD. We'll see how it catches on.
    BTW, for those who don't get the "bizarro" adjective, I send you here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_World

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    Rollie Fingers - 4
    TonySoprano - 3
    Wedge - 2
    Lucky Jim - 2
    Lt. Melmo - 1
    The Rick - 1
    Roy Firestone - 1
    Old#5Fan - 1
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    Love it... I don't have an actual Bizarro Endorsement, this one is kind of the reverse, does it count?

    I'm talking about Old#5Fan's endorsing Ray NOT to be our closer:

    I adamantly oppose it and will go on record that restoring Ray to the Orioles closer would be a disaster. Mark it down for later.
    As you went on to suggest later in that very thread, this obviously means we should make him our closer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rick View Post
    Love it... I don't have an actual Bizarro Endorsement, this one is kind of the reverse, does it count?

    I'm talking about Old#5Fan's endorsing Ray NOT to be our closer:



    As you went on to suggest later in that very thread, this obviously means we should make him our closer.
    OldFan came to my mind first as well.

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    How about Raffy?

    Quote Originally Posted by vatech1994 View Post
    Endorsements are usually positive things. However, if an endorsement comes from the wrong source, it can actually hurt the overall credibility of the point. For instance, it doesn't really help Paris Hilton if Brittney Spears says that Paris is super smart. In that case, the average person hearing the endorsement just goes "yeh, whatever, that makes me even less inclined to believe it".

    I'm advocating a game where we count up these bizarro endorsements like the game where you spot dogs while driving. First one to post a sighting that is affirmed as a genuine Bizarro Endorsement gets a point. No need to sign up. Just post your sighting as a new post with a link and you're in the game.

    Rules
    1. First one to 20 wins
    2. I'm the ultimate arbiter on whether a sighting makes the cut (my game, my rules, but I won't play obviously since I'm the judge)
    3. The funnier you make the sighting, the better chance you've got of getting a point. Bonus points may even be awarded for high levels of hilarity (Wedge that means you).
    4. I'll edit this post to keep count of the standings.
    5. Prize for winner is TBD. We'll see how it catches on.
    BTW, for those who don't get the "bizarro" adjective, I send you here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_World
    Raffy POINTING to the cameras and to Congress:
    "I have never..EVER taken steroids...never.I dont know how more clearer I can say it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rick View Post
    Love it... I don't have an actual Bizarro Endorsement, this one is kind of the reverse, does it count?

    I'm talking about Old#5Fan's endorsing Ray NOT to be our closer:



    As you went on to suggest later in that very thread, this obviously means we should make him our closer.
    OF5 saying that Ray would be a horrible choice for closer should go a long way in making others reconsider his qualifications as the closer IMO. That absolutely counts as one. Score one for The Rick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Firestone View Post
    Raffy POINTING to the cameras and to Congress:
    "I have never..EVER taken steroids...never.I dont know how more clearer I can say it"
    I like it. At the time, his words rang as truth so it wouldn't have qualified at that point as a bizarro endorsement, but once he failed that test the whole issue took on a new slant. I'm not sure he was technically endorsing anything, but I suppose once could say he was sort of endorsing his integrity. His integrity clearly didn't improve in the aftermath, so I think this wins a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vatech1994 View Post
    OF5 saying that Ray would be a horrible choice for closer should go a long way in making others reconsider his qualifications as the closer IMO. That absolutely counts as one. Score one for The Rick.

    This is total baloney and you know it. How about tracking how right I am in my predictions as well genius? You might be shocked and actually learn something in the process, mainly that you have no clue about anything at all in the slightest.

    I will bet you $100 that if Ray is inserted as the closer he does worse than Sherrill. Put you money where you immature mouth is junior!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vatech1994 View Post
    OF5 saying that Ray would be a horrible choice for closer should go a long way in making others reconsider his qualifications as the closer IMO. That absolutely counts as one. Score one for The Rick.
    Quote Originally Posted by Old#5fan View Post
    Put you money where you immature mouth is junior!
    Hey Vatech, watch your step JUNIOR!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old#5fan View Post
    This is total baloney and you know it. How about tracking how right I am in my predictions as well genius? You might be shocked and actually learn something in the process, mainly that you have no clue about anything at all in the slightest.

    I will bet you $100 that if Ray is inserted as the closer he does worse than Sherrill. Put you money where you immature mouth is junior!
    That would be the shortest thread ever.

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    This is going to be the greatest thread ever. Rep for you VaTech.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairfax Bird View Post
    This is going to be the greatest thread ever. Rep for you VaTech.
    This is the most bizzaro endorsement in the history of OH right here!

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    This thread can pretty much be renamed "Things OldFan likes."

    I submit: Tom Davis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lt Melmo View Post
    This thread can pretty much be renamed "Things OldFan likes."
    I submit: Tom Davis.
    You make this a thread and I will tell you if you are that interested!

    You are right, I do like Tom Davis, and I also like Rick Dempsey, Jim Palmer, Cal, Eddie, Earl...., Brooks,....

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    Can I have O5F and his endorsement of Curt Blefary's defense, please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lt Melmo View Post
    This thread can pretty much be renamed "Things OldFan likes."

    I submit: Tom Davis.
    Winner, winner, chicken dinner

    His contributions in that thread will be remembered by our progeny for reaching new levels of bizarro endorsement.

    I'm honestly a bit worried about Tom Davis retaining his job long term if the MASN guys see that thread between the nasty things written by the rest of us and OF5's endorsement.

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