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Thread: Favorite Simpsons Quotes/Moments
11-19-2009 10:30 AM #1
Favorite Simpsons Quotes/Moments
So for my 1,000th post, and because the weather is crappy outside, I decided to highlight some of my favorite Simpsons quotes for some entertainment:
Marge: Well Homer perhaps you can take some solace in the fact that something you've created is making so many people happy.
Homer: Ooh, look at me, I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man, from happy land, in a gum-drop house on lollypop lane! ::Leaves room, enters again:: Oh by the way I was being sarcastic. ::Leaves room::
Marge: Well, D'uh
Homer: ::Staring at a man looking like himself:: Ah, this man is my exact double. That dog has a poofy tail!!! ::Chases dog, squeals like girl:: He he, come here puff, come here puff!
Mr. Burns: I don't like the park Smithers. For one thing there are too many fat children.
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Mail Clerk: Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name.
Homer: I don't know.
Ned Flanders: Well what the heck a roony is this thing Misses Glick.
Mrs. Glick: It is a candy dish Ned, $90.
Flanders: Well, I suppose you could put lots of stuff in...
Mrs. Glick: ::Interrupting & Shouting:: No, just candy Ned, $90.
Marge: How was the magic show?
Homer: What the hell are you talking about Marge?
Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere Beer Baron. And I'll find you.
Homer (off in the distance): No you won't.
Banner (Looking puzzled): Yes I will.
Homer: We're going out Marge. If we don't come back avenge our deaths.
Homer: Ok, I'll do it. But if anything should happen, will you do one thing for me?
Marge: Anything sweetie.
Homer: Blow up the hospital.
Marge: Hmm, well I said I'd do it, so I guess I have no choice.
Homer: Hey, robot, get your fat metal ass down here.
Bartender: First of all, I'm not a robot. Second, I got this metal ass in Nam defending this country for fat, lazy jerks like you. Now what'll you have partner.
Mr. Burns: Why it's that delightful tv leprachaun. I'm going to get your Lucky Charms ::Starts up a power drill::
Hans Moleman: Oh no, my brains.
Homer: Oh and that talking coyote was just a talking dog:
Dog: Hi, Homer. Find your soul-mate.
Homer: Wait a minute, there's no such thing as a talking dog.
Dog: Woof, woof.
Homer: Damn straight.
George H.W. Bush: If he thinks George Bush will stay out of a sewer, then he doesn't know George Bush.
Bill Clinton: Oh shoot, Quebec's got the bomb. Well I have to go, but if you're ever by the White House there's a tool shed out back. I'm in the most of the day.
Bart: Oww, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of, Malk?
And for perhaps my favorite Simpsons moment of all-time:
Enjoy. More to come, and please, by all means, add more!