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  1. 03-29-2010 06:45 PM #1
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    Warning To Those Trying Levitra For the First Time!

    Caution- ladies be advised you might find this thread topic offensive so I am warning you to avoid reading any further if that could occur!


    I recently tried a sample of Levitra my Urologist gave me (10MG) which he said is the standard "starter" dose. (It comes in 5MG 10MG and 25MG). Well I took the pill and had something stand at attention better than it did when I was 25 years younger! I was at full salute if you know what I mean! Anyway, while this may seem like a good thing I proceeded to get the worst headache I have ever had, my heart starting beating almost out of my chest and I thought my weiner was going to pop like a pork sausage left on a grill too long!

    Anyway, I got quite a scare and didn't even get any advantage from it as my wife never knew I had received the pill as it was just a sample! Anyway, I just wanted to warn any of you who may have never tried anything like this that it could be dangerous. If I take another pill I will definitely cut it in half or else simply request the 5MG dose. There is no doubt in my mind a 25 MG pill would result in my instant demise! The bad thing is they don't even warn you of that on those stupid commercials. All they warn you of is an erection that lasts over four hours which I surely didn't have, nor would I care about either.
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  2. 03-29-2010 06:55 PM #2
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    The real question is.....


    ....could you hang your bath towel on it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dipper9 View Post
    The real question is.....


    ....could you hang your bath towel on it?
    No doubt about it, but my head hurt so bad I didn't care!
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    Yeah, it's quite the little vasodilator.

    You're not on nitrates, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrLev View Post
    Yeah, it's quite the little vasodilator.

    You're not on nitrates, right?
    No, just Uroxothal and Nasonex.
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    Why did I open this thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Jim View Post
    Why did I open this thread?
    This question will be asked again, and again, and again...which, I suppose, is good for Levitra users.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old#5fan View Post
    I recently tried a sample of Levitra my Urologist gave me (10MG) which he said is the standard "starter" dose. (It comes in 5MG 10MG and 25MG). Well I took the pill and had something stand at attention better than it did when I was 25 years younger! I was at full salute if you know what I mean! Anyway, while this may seem like a good thing I proceeded to get the worst headache I have ever had, my heart starting beating almost out of my chest and I thought my weiner was going to pop like a pork sausage left on a grill too long!
    Hey OldFan, I'm giving this thread a 5 star just for that line.
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    God, I'm going to love this thread.
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    I have not laughed like that in a good long time...
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    I'll get blasted by this, because this is mainly a man's board...but this is my reaction to the availability of male erection drugs.

    It's not an issue for me, but for my gender.

    Unfortunately, there are still health insurance companies out there that don't offer certain health care coverage specific to women's interest - namely, birth control pills.
    Yes, it's 2010 and it's still ri dic ulous for women not to have their insurance companies pay for birth control.


    http://ezinearticles.com/?Health-Ins...red?&id=325488

    Erections Get Insurance; Why Not the Pill?
    Women See Progress in Getting Birth Control Covered by Health Insurance
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=91538 (yes, I realize it's an older report, but they're still having problems today with their insurance companies covering them).

    Yea, I get it, that for older (and occassionly younger) men, it's very important to be able to perform when you want to...refer to my thread from a few days ago about men, love and sex.

    Obviously, men need to show some caution when thinking about using drugs, of this nature, and no, I'm not unsympathetic to your bad reaction, btw.
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  15. 03-29-2010 09:38 PM #15
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    One post in and this thread was already worthy of classic status!
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