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03-30-2010 02:54 PM #76
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I shouldn't have read this at work. Everyone in the cube farm is wondering why I'm giggling.
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03-30-2010 02:55 PM #77
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I agree completely and my wife has never been on the pill.
Originally Posted by RevOlution
Cost depends on different factors.
But for me, it's about principle, not price.
My point is...that insurance companies readily cover meds for male impotence, but they will "not always" cover female birth control.
Just enlightening those who aren't aware of this, that's all.
I'll step off my bandwagon now, as this has become quite the epic thread.
Back to the harrassment of OldFan.
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03-30-2010 02:59 PM #78
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Wait until the wife is getting out of the shower. Offer her a towel without using your hands. If she gets dressed anyway after that, call it $50 wasted and send your remaining pills to Dipper.
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03-30-2010 03:04 PM #79
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Not a bad plan except for one thing, my wife locks the door when she's taking a shower! Originally Posted by TonySoprano
If I did send the pills to Dipper I would have to increase the price so at least I would make a profit from all of this b.s.
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03-30-2010 03:21 PM #80
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Just take a double dose and knock the door down... Originally Posted by Old#5fan
Not a bad plan except for one thing, my wife locks the door when she's taking a shower!
If I did send the pills to Dipper I would have to increase the price so at least I would make a profit from all of this b.s.
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03-30-2010 03:27 PM #81
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Just when I think this thread can't possibly get any funnier, enter the OldFan Battering Ram! Originally Posted by Dr. FLK
Just take a double dose and knock the door down...
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03-30-2010 03:30 PM #82
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Hide in the cabinet. Originally Posted by Old#5fan
Not a bad plan except for one thing, my wife locks the door when she's taking a shower!
Surprise her.
Don't poke out her eye.
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03-30-2010 03:32 PM #83
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I got two words for ya....safety glasses! Originally Posted by MikeAD
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03-30-2010 03:32 PM #84
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If I were you I'd take the pill about 15 minutes after I made my wife her first drink. I know vodka is all my wife needs to think I look good.
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03-30-2010 03:33 PM #85
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Yeah, but with OldFan's luck, she'll take the drink into the bathroom, draw herself a bath, and lock him out of the bathroom! Originally Posted by lordbrook
If I were you I'd take the pill about 15 minutes after I made my wife her first drink. I know vodka is all my wife needs to think I look good.
Then its back to Battering Ram Fan!
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03-30-2010 03:36 PM #86
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If anyone asks me to explain O5F in 10 words or less...These are the 10 words. Originally Posted by Old#5fan
Not a bad plan except for one thing, my wife locks the door when she's taking a shower!
If I did send the pills to Dipper I would have to increase the price so at least I would make a profit from all of this b.s.
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03-30-2010 03:38 PM #87
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Depending on size, it could be Lock Pick Fan. Originally Posted by Dipper9
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03-30-2010 03:41 PM #88
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Well an eye patch might do the trick? Pirates can be sexy. Originally Posted by Dipper9
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03-30-2010 04:00 PM #89
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"But I don't wanna be a pirate!" Originally Posted by MikeAD
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03-30-2010 04:45 PM #90
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My wife could drink a whole bottle of wine and I still wouldn't look good and she'd have a wine headache! Originally Posted by lordbrook
If I were you I'd take the pill about 15 minutes after I made my wife her first drink. I know vodka is all my wife needs to think I look good. If she drank vodka she'd really get sick.
Not to change the course of this thread but anybody ever tried that 36 hour Cialis? That sounds like it would give you more of a window of opportunity but it probably costs a fortune right?Last edited by Old#5fan; 03-30-2010 at 04:49 PM.
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