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    Quote Originally Posted by Goop View Post
    You're on my list for when I can give it out again!
    That's what she (Mrs. OldFan) said!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old#5fan View Post
    I thought my weiner was going to pop like a pork sausage left on a grill too long!
    I'm note sure if anyone will ever be able to top this line. Ever.

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    How did ANYBODY here fail to remember the famous Jimmy Dugan quote???

    It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great.
    Geeez...

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    I know this thread has caused a lot of laughs but I just now found out something that is serious. My pharmacist told me that there was a potential serious drug interaction between my Uroxotral (take for enlarged prostate) and the Levitra. Apparently, both lower your blood pressure which explained why I had the heart palpitations, headache and other unpleasant symptoms. He said he called the Dr. who advised not to take my Uroxotral whenever I take the Levitra. So, now that just adds another complication. I go back to my Urologist in June so I will hopefully be able to get this worked out better.

    However, it was a serious drug interaction that caused my problem initially, and I was right to cut the dosage in half. However, that was only part of what I needed to do. I could have easily fainted or passed out, hit my head and it would have appeared that I had a stroke! Essentially I could have killed myself unintentionally!
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    Phew, that's a toughie.

    Small prostate or unyielding boner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dipper9 View Post
    The hell with that. If it truly lasts four hours, he needs to walk down the street and charge people admission to touch it!
    He could put a booth in the front yard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dipper9 View Post
    I am nearing getting my second bird, but I guess with your little pills you don't have that problem!
    My bird's perch is much...shorter than yours!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old#5fan View Post
    I could have easily fainted or passed out, hit my head and it would have appeared that I had a stroke! Essentially I could have killed myself unintentionally!
    One of these might be called for, then:


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    Quote Originally Posted by tvz1997 View Post
    I cringe a little bit every time I see your User Name in this thread. Gross.
    Hahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by Sanfran327 View Post
    That's what she (Mrs. OldFan) said!
    Well played sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old#5fan View Post
    The directions say give yourself an hour the first time but it could be as quickly as 15 minutes for some men. I am one of the 15 minute guys (fortunately) but the pill's effect only lasts four hours max. So one day I thought I might get lucky before going to see a movie and took the pill but as usual, I was wrong.

    By the time we got home from the movie the darn pill had worn off and you are only supposed to take it once per day.

    I would love to get some sort of definite signal but I have been married over 26 years and still cannot know if and when I will get lucky again. I get plenty of signals that indicate a no-go. The old, I am tired, I got a headache, etc. etc. Yet, you cannot automatically assume when you don't hear them its a signal to launch either!

    What they really need is another pill that you can give your wife so you can coincide it with taking your Levitra. You could pour each of you a cup of coffee and just put her pill in the coffee. Wala, problem solved. I guarantee you a pill like that would be as big a seller as Levitra, Viagra, and Cialis put together!!
    You want to slip your wife a mickey? Pretty sure that's illegal...

    Why not just tell her you have them so she will tell you when to take one. Two birds with one pill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by srock View Post
    You want to slip your wife a mickey? Pretty sure that's illegal...

    Why not just tell her you have them so she will tell you when to take one. Two birds with one pill.
    What if she never tells me to take one? She might just tell me to stick them where the sun won't shine! (that is my fear).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old#5fan View Post
    What if she never tells me to take one? She might just tell me to stick them where the sun won't shine! (that is my fear).
    Doesn't sound like erectile dysfunction is your problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller192 View Post
    Doesn't sound like erectile dysfunction is your problem.
    It certainly isn't caused by over-use. Its the opposite. The ole use it or lose it factor!

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    Call an escort service and take one while you're waiting for them to arrive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old#5fan View Post
    She might just tell me to stick them where the sun won't shine!
    Hey, you're lucky. Some people have to charge to get a woman to tell them to--you know what? Never mind.

    Have you ever just sat down and talked this whole thing through at length? I'm not exactly saying marriage counseling, but just having a discussion with someone that the both of you can trust to be straight-up might be a good idea here. *shrug*

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