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#601
02-07-2010, 11:48 AM
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You take these keys, and you take this car - it's all paid for - and you give it George Wallace!
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"Good hitting will always beat good pitching, and vice versa." - Yogi Berra "There are three kinds of lies: little white lies, great big lies, and statistics." - Mark Twain "I see great things in baseball. It's our game - America's game." - Walt Whitman "Of course I'm an escapist. I'm trying to get somewhere real." - poet James Richardson 
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#602
02-07-2010, 12:18 PM
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Here I sit, completely surrounded by no beer!
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"Good hitting will always beat good pitching, and vice versa." - Yogi Berra "There are three kinds of lies: little white lies, great big lies, and statistics." - Mark Twain "I see great things in baseball. It's our game - America's game." - Walt Whitman "Of course I'm an escapist. I'm trying to get somewhere real." - poet James Richardson
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#604
02-07-2010, 05:15 PM
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I'm completely trapped by downed trees! No way in and no way out...
Pics are coming soon. 
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"An oasis for suffering die-hards" "Dogs and cats living togther, mass hysteria!" Pete Venkman "Believe me, I know the save rule and, quite frankly, it doesn't carry much weight with me," Showalter said. "I like the win rule a little bit better."
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#605
02-07-2010, 06:00 PM
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Once I was checking to hotel and a couple saw my ring with Blues on it.
They said, "You play blues. That music is so sad." I gave them tickets to the show, and they came up afterwards and said, "You didn't play one sad song."
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"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out."-Cobb "If a guy was 1 for 24 against a pitcher, well, Earl knew he wasn't due to get a hit. He was due to make three more outs." -Nigro "Let's get you a hat that fits." -Buck
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#606
02-10-2010, 07:10 AM
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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
Hope its a good one, bud. 
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"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
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#607
02-14-2010, 07:24 PM
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I don't think there's much point in bemoaning the state of the world unless there's some way you can think of to improve it. Otherwise, don't bother writing a book; go and find a tropical island
and lie in the sun.
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"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out."-Cobb "If a guy was 1 for 24 against a pitcher, well, Earl knew he wasn't due to get a hit. He was due to make three more outs." -Nigro "Let's get you a hat that fits." -Buck
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#609
02-16-2010, 10:02 AM
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She's a witch of trouble in electric blue,
In her own mad mind she's in love with you. With you. Now what you gonna do?
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"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out."-Cobb "If a guy was 1 for 24 against a pitcher, well, Earl knew he wasn't due to get a hit. He was due to make three more outs." -Nigro "Let's get you a hat that fits." -Buck
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#610
02-23-2010, 02:34 PM
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Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication!
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"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out."-Cobb "If a guy was 1 for 24 against a pitcher, well, Earl knew he wasn't due to get a hit. He was due to make three more outs." -Nigro "Let's get you a hat that fits." -Buck
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#611
02-24-2010, 05:57 PM
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"Been so high, I touched the sky and the sky says 'Sly, why you tryin' to get by?' Comin' back for more."
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"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out."-Cobb "If a guy was 1 for 24 against a pitcher, well, Earl knew he wasn't due to get a hit. He was due to make three more outs." -Nigro "Let's get you a hat that fits." -Buck
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#612
02-24-2010, 11:54 PM
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When polar bears hunt, they crouch down by a hole in the ice and wait for a seal to pop up. They keep one paw over their nose so that they blend in, because they've got those black noses. They'd blend in perfectly if not for the nose. So the question is, how do they know their noses are black? From looking at other polar bears? Do they see their reflections in the water and think, "I'd be invisible if not for that." That seems like a lot of thinking for a bear.
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"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
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#613
02-26-2010, 03:10 PM
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out."-Cobb "If a guy was 1 for 24 against a pitcher, well, Earl knew he wasn't due to get a hit. He was due to make three more outs." -Nigro "Let's get you a hat that fits." -Buck
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#614
02-28-2010, 03:56 PM
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And...that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?
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"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out."-Cobb "If a guy was 1 for 24 against a pitcher, well, Earl knew he wasn't due to get a hit. He was due to make three more outs." -Nigro "Let's get you a hat that fits." -Buck
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#615
03-01-2010, 07:44 PM
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Don’t Think of a White Bear
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"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out."-Cobb "If a guy was 1 for 24 against a pitcher, well, Earl knew he wasn't due to get a hit. He was due to make three more outs." -Nigro "Let's get you a hat that fits." -Buck
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