Don Quixote

If the Royals advance, I want them to get absolutely CRUSHED in the World Series. I want every Royals fan to get an even bigger head, then get it knocked off their shoulders. I want an ocean of tears that makes the Mississippi River Flood of 1993 look like small potatoes. (Yes, I know the river bounds the other side of the state. That's the point.) I WANT THEM TO EXPERIENCE SOUL-DISSEMBLING PAIN.

Did he put the ball down so he won't throw it at someone?

I think this one trumps '97 as far as just everything going wrong.

They are so F'd. I finally think all hope is gone. I want to be wrong, but I don't think so.

First base is open.

The list of managers that would have brought the team remotely as far with the same roster difficulties is short, if it exists.

Hopefully that slows him down a little bit.

Is it impolite that I want to kick every one of the Royals in the balls? Probably. Oh well.

"I'm from New Jersey, I don't know what he's talking about." Couldn't that apply to almost any situation?

Some people might not think it would be so bad to watch the Royals in the World Series, but I give no quarter. I hate them. I want Hosmer to get hit by a very large object to wipe that stupid smile off his face. I am extremely hostile. Irrational it may be, but I care not. That inning didn't help matters.

I'm tired of microphones...and that chant.

Good....

Jesus Christ. Why throw a strike to him?

First inning failure. They'd better change that up with eight better innings.

Needs a little chin music, methinks.

I'm also really tired of obnoxious beards.

They need to get this S under control and WIN. Total b.s.

The only things that come to my mind when I think about that series are the negatives...Benitez bombs, crazy horse-S endings. I would have preferred not to revisit that (even more often).

Heh, true.

Diggin' it. Two interesting pennant series coming up.

Prescient.

Was unable to see today's game due to a prior commitment...just got in. Heard the end, at least. Norris Bud or Chuck? Cruz missile right on target Motor City sweep

Werth for the lulz.

Crappity-crap-crap.

Stupid Span.