Zach Britton letting the world know it wasn't him.
I've seen her write this story before, IIRC she told it last year. Maybe on twitter or something. But I remembered the details, enough to know what it was before clicking on it.
Hey, everybody reads it wrong once in a while.
Meanwhile, although this is getting a little far afield, it is patently ridiculous to bring aboard a guy With zero defensive value So he can clog the roster.
DH/1B is hopefully the realm of Mancini & MC.