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Miguel Tejada is responsible for all of our losses!

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Tejada invented parking meters, home owner's associations, and athlete's foot.

He also invented the electric slide, in order to become the bane of wedding guests everywhere.

Blue laws are Tejada's way of making sure no one has as much fun as he does.

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Tejada made the board go down a few minutes ago. Just for his own amusement. It said it was "routine maintenance" but we all know the truth. ;)

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Who controls the British Pound?

Who keeps the metric system down?

HE DO!

HE DO!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

HE DO!

HE DO!

Who holds back the electric car?

Who makes Steve Guttenburg a star?

HE DO!

HE DO!

Who robs the cavefish of their sight?

Who rigs every Oscar night?

HE DO!

HE DO!

This Miggy is a bad motherSHUT YO MOUTH!

but I'm just talkin' 'bout Miggy...

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It was Miggy who punched Paul Folkemer in the face. Paul walked away slowly because he knew Miggy had no chance of catching up with him

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Funnily enough, I think at least half of my rep points come from posting pictures I make using Paint Shop Pro. It's really frustrating to have to re-download the free trial every month or so, but it's worth it for the rep points :D

Keep making them as amusingly awful as that one, and there's more where that came from, my friend.:D

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I blame Tejada for getting Scottie to drink foofoo drinks from Starbucks in the first place. And also for making the Browns sign that wuss Brady Quinn.

Actually Quinn is still a holdout... and thats because TEJADA IS HIS AGENT!!! :eek:

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Tejada turned me into a newt..............................................................................................................................................................

I got better.

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Tejada made the board go down a few minutes ago. Just for his own amusement. It said it was "routine maintenance" but we all know the truth. ;)

THAT was actually me running some maintenance stuff, but I don't really need to tell you who made me do it, do I? Mmm-hmm. Miguel Tejada, that's who.

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It is common knowledge among O's fans that Willie Stargell hit three home runs in the 1979 World Series to lead the Pirates over the Orioles in 7 games.

But look again!! If you look really closely, you can see it was actually none other than Miguel Tejada, using a time machine!

MiguelStargell.jpg

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Tejada invented the hangover. If you want to have as much fun for a few hours as he does all the time, you've got to pay for it later!

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It is common knowledge among O's fans that Willie Stargell hit three home runs in the 1979 World Series to lead the Pirates over the Orioles in 7 games.

But look again!! If you look really closely, you can see it was actually none other than Miguel Tejada, using a time machine!

MiguelStargell.jpg

WOW! Tejada is GOOD! A switch-hitter now? ;)

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