Man, these are hard to argue with. I forgot about Ozzie Guillen, he was miserable.
First base, honorable mention (or maybe worse than D-Lee depending on how you look at it) is Rafael Palmeiro. He was actually decent but finger wagging, testing positive, earplugs, etc.
Also at first base, '96 Eddie Murray. Felt good to have him hit his 500th homer here (a year to the day Ripken broke the Streak) but it wasn't great.