We're going to make the playoffs, we're going to win the ALDS, we're going to win the ALCS, and, hell, might as well put the champagne on ice after that.
Yes, I've had some ales, why do you ask?
You're right, Jagwar. I'd like to take this moment to apologize to you and all of Birdland for my gross negligence. I hope I can find a way to regain your trust.
I pray to the Baseball Gods that I did not cancel social plans with actual human beings to watch the Orioles blow a lead with a bunch of internet guys. Amen.
Getting tossed as a manger during a fit of rage is cool. Begging and pleading to get tossed the entire game and then doing some Earl Weaver cosplay is very lame.
Derek Shelton looks like the strip mall Santa Claus my parents took me to as a kid because the Towson Town Center Santa was too "fancy."
I do not mean that as a complement.