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2018 wasn't recent?

It was a thing. I think proper board etiquette wouldn't include making snarking remarks about it. Good thing I'm not critiquing anyone's board etiquette.

This looks like a Kimbrel night.

At one time it was a thing that when someone declared a game over they were supposed to leave the game thread, since, you know, the game was over.

I've seen guys in power chairs get around faster than Eloy.

I'll tell you what he saw. Exit Velocity.

2.2 rWAR/3.4 fWAR in 438 AB. 2.6 rWAR/3.5 fWAR in 301 AB. He's provided more value in 70% of the playing time.

Austin Wells has a better case.

He was "useless" but on a burner before. A painfully slow, fragile DH that doesn't hit for power. Whoohooo!

That would be an improvement over last year.

He's only played 92 games at catcher (88 starts). I'm not one to equate a day at DH to a day off but he hasn't been overworked.

2013 Red Sox say hi.

I liked it when he posted the picture of his wife and a reverse image search linked it a weight lifting forum with a guy asking if his wife was a gold digger.

I loved how he called Ohtani a pretty girl. Classy. Go back to cucking drug lords.

The shortening the swing to bust a slump sounds like nonsense. Tony always complains about the pitch calling. I don't see why turning to advanced metrics would impact their ability to field the ball, positioning hasn't been an issue.

I've said for years that teams should spend for a minor league dietician and a chef for each team. I'm not talking anything fancy but something healthy and free.

I'm sure the AI bots they are using to supplement it are.

I didn't see the spread, maybe he spurced it up then bolted. I'm not trying to start something.

I thought rehabbing ML players were expected to spruce up the spread when they were on rehab?

He started the All-Star game. He was a top 5 pitcher in the league. How is that a #2? Not saying he hasn't scuffled since the break but there is no reason to downplay his first half.

Last year's team didn't....

I'm down with it. I don't want Kimbrel getting hot and moving back into high leverage situations.

It's tough when he's a bat first right handed guy. He really needs to hit.